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Don’t let my punchline hit you on the way out. Safe spaces are overrated. Survivor of Foerster's syndrome.

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Joined May 2021
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3 years
@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania I’m not an anti-vaxxer, but this is gross. A vaccination should be a choice.
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@libsoftiktok Isn’t they them plural, not singular? So if she’s one person how can she be a group of people? It doesn’t mathematically make sense.
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@libsoftiktok He doesn’t remember making that statement.
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@libsoftiktok She would’ve done Texas a favour by cancelling.
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@libsoftiktok Cleared it up perfectly. This only goes for 2mins for all those people that critique the JRE pod even when they can’t be bothered listening to the episodes in their entirety.
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Was the girl that accused Tiffany Valiante of using her credit card ever questioned about her death? Find it weird that it was never mentioned in the episode that she was a suspect, because wouldn’t that be obvious? #UnsolvedMysteries3
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@libsoftiktok So basically they’re angry they don’t have everyone playing their fantasy game or getting their own way. I get it, I hate driving my Toyota around pretending it’s a Ferrari.
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@libsoftiktok Sounds like mum needs to do her research and mum better.
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@libsoftiktok If I was that kid I would’ve responded with, “you’re not sane either!!”
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@libsoftiktok I speak babynese and he definitely told her “shut up btich!!”
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@libsoftiktok When I drink water sometimes I pretend I’m drinking a full glass of vodka
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@barstoolsports There’s nothing funnier than someone who pretends to be classy.
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@libsoftiktok What’s Facebook?
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@libsoftiktok People are sooooo bored in 2021 that they’re running outta things to complain about so now we get content like this 😎
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@libsoftiktok Being fired for not having a vaccine that doesn’t stop transmission is so wild lol
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@libsoftiktok Back in my day kids were sent to psychiatrists who’s facilities catered to felines if they identified as cats
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@libsoftiktok Lmao it wasn’t even a racial issue or killing smh
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@libsoftiktok People are so violently bored.
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@FatherlyHQ I get it, but leave it outta the kids movies.
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@libsoftiktok I love how it states “welcoming of all people”, but it just forgot to plainly state “unless you have twinkling Christmas lights!!”
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@libsoftiktok That’s a great lisp. No one has ever kicked ass with a lisp like that.
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@libsoftiktok It’s not that we don’t like them, it’s just that they talk too damn much. He actually might be a woman come to think of it.
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@libsoftiktok @AMNH Can’t even enjoy fine art and artifacts anymore because you chose not to get a gene therapy. Crazy times!!
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@libsoftiktok She forgot fear of heart disease, but I don’t think she cares about that
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This is amazing. Changing the date doesn’t change what happened. It’s ok to be proud of being Australian, and at some point we have to start moving forward, together as one if we wanna make this work. It’s not hard people… #ThatsWhatSheSaid
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@libsoftiktok Plus she clearly raided Michael Jackson’s wardrobe
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@libsoftiktok This is why math teachers need to stick to numbers.
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@libsoftiktok Imagine pushing a baby out the eye of your penis 😩😩😩😩
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@scelfieman @rickygervais Then why do you watch it?
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@libsoftiktok Covid has become the new AR15 😭😭😭
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@libsoftiktok If this is a form or oppression then oppression in 2022 isn’t that bad.
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@libsoftiktok First off they’re not practicing safe protocols by smashing windows shirtless, and secondly they brought way too many homies.
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@libsoftiktok Wtf is going on in Chicago? That security guard jog has got me howling tho!! 🤣🤣🤣
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@libsoftiktok If you don’t wanna see the next performance Wednesday night you know what you gotta do
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@libsoftiktok They’re so “progressive” tho 😂🤣😭
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@stillgray It’s hard when you can’t hide behind a keyboard
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@libsoftiktok Lmao do we really expect anything less tho?
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@libsoftiktok They followed her because it was dark and her headlights were on 😳
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@libsoftiktok Solving racism with racism is genius. He/she should definitely be in the running for the Nobel peace prize.
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@libsoftiktok @nyulangone I used to love stroking myself daily amongst the embryonic fluids. I miss those days!!
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@libsoftiktok Give that kid an A+++
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@libsoftiktok So it’s like a fantasy game. Is there dragons involved, because dragons are cool?
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@libsoftiktok @Twitter My first account got banned for jokes. Not even serious jokes. Dark jokes, but really not serious. Those flaming liberals treated me like I did the acts themselves. They wouldn’t know context if it slapped them in the face.
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@libsoftiktok That’s a great way to ruin art.
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@BleacherReport @brhoops @KingJames All that money and that net looks more busted up than me on a Monday morning.
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@libsoftiktok And she wasn’t offended by the hat? 🤔
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@libsoftiktok @AUHSD I miss the good old days when it was cool for women to be proud of being women.
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@libsoftiktok Xbox must be unvaccinated
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@libsoftiktok Women have been doing this to men for centuries tho 😂🤣😭
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@libsoftiktok How can you be this young and be this uptight? Lmao
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@libsoftiktok Because they’re screaming out for attention. Hug ya kids parents!!
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@libsoftiktok Don’t worry, we’re still here.
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@libsoftiktok She didn’t have to transfer it from her head tho 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@libsoftiktok It’s never because of over eating to such a size that you can’t see any lines of definition
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@KimKardashian @skims Tell Pete the second pic is blurry. Needs to practice better camera skills and etiquette.
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@SpencerAlthouse She reminds me of every chick on tinder around my age who’s tryna look beautiful.
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@KimKardashian Is there any plastic left in the factory?
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@libsoftiktok Hope she’s laid off the twinkies and burgers as well just for balance purposes
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@ClownWorld_ I’m just glad they ventured outside from their parents house. The vitamin D might do them some good.
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@libsoftiktok Holy shit, this is more gross than getting shot in the feet bro!!
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@libsoftiktok She obviously doesn’t understand the complexities of shaving
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@libsoftiktok The sad eyes tell it all
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@libsoftiktok America has reverted truly into the Wild Wild West
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@libsoftiktok Jealousy of someone’s lack of laziness is so 2021
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@libsoftiktok Imagine if you told the schools that you couldn’t pay their tuition fees because your accountant advised against it.
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@libsoftiktok Ok, I just threw up in my mouth 🤮
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@libsoftiktok Lmao ladies and gentlemen, the future 😂😂
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@libsoftiktok @childrensmn I really wanted to transition to a superhero when I was young.
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@BleacherReport @NBATV Clippers gotta be the most dangerous team when down 0-2 lol
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@libsoftiktok I know right. I told my girl that the girl she caught me with, that I thought it was her, but apparently it wasn’t. She still doesn’t believe me.
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@libsoftiktok This is shitty but you gotta acknowledge the confident casual stride on how he exits. I’d give him an easy 9.8
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@dondatimes This is what Kim K is gonna see every time she looks across the road now
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@ElijahSchaffer @libsoftiktok It’s about time it’s being recognised as a mental health issue.
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@libsoftiktok I could definitely have a drink with this dude 😂🤣
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@libsoftiktok Where do they actually stick them tho? 🤔😂
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@libsoftiktok Too much metal in the body will clearly scramble the logic in the human body studies have shown.
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@libsoftiktok When you know time goes way too fast and you wanna get started on your Christmas shopping
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@libsoftiktok Lmao giving out free money cures racism. What a concept!!
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@barstoolsports @PatBevPod He travelled all the way back to Sudan on that play.
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@libsoftiktok Putting this shitty “vaccine” over human life kinda defeats the purpose, right?
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@libsoftiktok @EricSpracklen Just another reason to leave Twitter. They’re pushing their own narrative. They don’t even care about the truth anymore, it’s all about trying to appease the “popular” groups. Let’s all go to GETTR!!
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@latimes This couldn’t be further from the truth. They’re still better off for sticking with Rogan. It’s sad to see journalism have to go to clickbait to survive, which in turn fogs the truth.
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@libsoftiktok 2021 perfectly personified
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@libsoftiktok The word think wasn’t ready for the jelly
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@libsoftiktok Wait until they find out he’s not vaccinated or wears a mask.
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@libsoftiktok So I assume his tuition will now be refunded to pay for his legal fees.
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@libsoftiktok @calvertnet Can’t believe they’re trying to make people feel guilty for being normal.
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@libsoftiktok It’s crazy when misinformation actually work.
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@barstoolsports Might wanna save that for the next time the media scares everyone into another Covid wave.
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@libsoftiktok Dude’s face with the cap on says it all. This is wild. People wanna be relevant so bad they create drama.
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@XXL He’s great at rapping to songs he doesn’t write
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@libsoftiktok I don’t think that’s gonna destroy capitalism, but whatever floats ya boat
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@libsoftiktok This is called shopping within your budget during the festive season.
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@libsoftiktok It’s too hard to keep up, kinda like their hair colours.
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@libsoftiktok CTE is a helluva drug!!
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@libsoftiktok Clearly the judge didn’t do well at maths
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@libsoftiktok Marketing should rename this Gaylight
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