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You are busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potentials🫵

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All over sudden kila mtu alisoma National school ama ni mambo ya county mnaficha wazazi

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Nikununua Gari walai nitakuwa naendea mkate Kariandusi near Gilgil

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@MrRightke Mkuu hizo ni nini kindly expound huku ni kubad

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When your wife Keeps her head on your chest and slowly asks "Dear, do you have any other woman in your life other than me ?"Remember your answer is not important at this time,what is important is your heartbeat ,keep your heart in control this is called.....

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Apart from PSG ni team gani uko familiar nayo huko League 1😂😂

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Mnajifanya mnaenda kanisa sana na hamjui who cooked the last supper😂

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All this efforts ya Elon Musk alafu Donald Trump ends up kama baba,

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Na ukipost tweet yangu pale green App make sure edits yako haicut handle yangu..let them see nani anakupea hapiness

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Keg imeanza kuwa Tamu ama addition is kicking in

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Back in my prime ningekuwa nachora timetable sahi after a long talk na Motivational speakers

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You might be wet but Wetangula is Weta

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Najua si mi solo hutembea polepole nyuma ya wasee to avoid greetings them😂😂

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How you respond to a problem is always what will judge you

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You are busy doubting yourself while so many people are intimidated by your potentials🫵

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Nimemshow hadi how stepmoms wanaperform lakini bibi ya mzae ni nani😂

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Professor of Economics Mr Ndindi Nyoro,we aren't familiar with your game but you deserve what you are doing 🇰🇪🇰🇪

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Hii season ndio Arsenal imejua football ni business,,,,hamtaamini my guys

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Watu huku njee mnatembea na. wapoa nikama mnaforciwa

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Leverkusen waiting for 90+as usual to win the match

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Weed no longer at his prime,Hazishiki

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Hapo green App kidogo ni comment status na comeback moja crazy nikakumbuka anajua mi ni nani😂😂

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Mamako aneeza shida mamangu kufanya Alilililili😂😂

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How good are you in giving better direction😂

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Kama uko na picha ya Amerix kindly share tuone this man full of wisdom

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The moment mimi nimekuona kwa chumba cha supplementary, hapo ndio heshima yetu huanzia😂😂

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Mungu Bariki wengine sasa,huyu tuko day 3 tukitumia pesa zake na bado ajeanza kunipea bombastic side eyes

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Ndio ku install Telegram again....mlisema siri ya kuacha ni gani😅😅

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Umezoea free speech hadi unacheza rough game huko green App🫵

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Back to back memories of that ka night prep after talk na motivational speaker ,that seriousness ineeza lipa deni ya mchina 😁

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Kumbe vikombe mbili ya ndengu inakuwa sita ikiiva,acha niite majirani sasa

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Umeenda kukaa 2Hrs uambiwe happy are the poor ,then utoe sadaka nyinyi hamwoni mnachezwa

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Kama si murder case Kangethe hangewahi panda Jet ..Tafakari😂😂

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Let the young man in his desperation to look for money go out. If the elephant kills him, well he tried. If he makes it, well we congratulate him.

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The older I get ,the more I realise the reason of having few friends.

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Huyu ameuliza Bei ya Condom ikabidi amenunua Balloon😅

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Hatukatai tweet mingi ni ya kiswahili lakini sasa mbona ikie sanifu😐

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Sisi unemployed Tunaamka twende wapi

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Ni teusday lakini game ua Chelsea tumetegea kuliko impeachment ya Riggy G,where are we heading as a nation😂😂

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Nimejoin twitter juzii all over Sudden nikafall in love na tweets za Polo Kimani alafu sahi mnaniharibia, aky nyinyi💔

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Watching a condom advert with your parents and your younger siblings is pregnant 😅

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Akuna kitu mbaya kaa kuwa na homa then uko kwa mat bila handkerchief the skill used to control hiyo Gravity ogopa 😂😂

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How do you explain to a blind man a green colour😔

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Sometimes achia Karma to fix it juu ukiamua ni wewe you will rot in jail

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Semeni mapenzi my guys,huyu wa sahi tunachat hadi YouTube 💥

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@ArsenalN7 Arsenal fans Keep pushing your limits 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Shaaban_khalif

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Hiyo bet unataka kutushikia mzinga nayo ,itaungua early kick off

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Bila content enyewe huendi mahali,leo nimepost nikapata retweet 20 semeni kuskia poa,nategea Arsenal na we call it a day

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Hii generation mmeishi hadi mmekuwa ancestors na bado hamjekufa

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Small wigs hiyo offer ya Diddy ingeland huku,mimi hapo na Bimaa yangu hadi Moflix kununua shares ya Pampers Survival is winning Fraklin 😄

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@KhalifKairo @Shaaban_khalif

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Kwani tuko prime season ya Kugongewa juu weeh...

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Hii mwezi coins landlord aneeza pata labda za temple run

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Hapo kwa spelling nayo mnakuanga down😂😂 Ama mnataip haraka

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That ka feeling ya back to school ,hapo hata appetite inakuanga imejipea shughuli

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Nimepatana na Dem yangu na boy wake aky hizii streets😂😂

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Sahii concentration imekuwa a disease angalia huwezi maliza 10minutes video ya Morara Kebaso

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Ten hag akiongezwa kwa list impeachment Tuesday kuna shida kweli

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Enyewe hatuwezi fanana,kuna mtu anaenda Dhu hur prayers alafu wewe umefika roof top

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Yaani,God sacrificed his only be gotten son instead of killing satan directly kuna venye the moves doesn't flow

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Bora sahi hulali njaa acha serkal iamue kitu watafanya bladifuckin

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SHA for better health care services... what exactly is this Mtukufu lies planning

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Broke but not poor🇰🇪

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Hakuna watu hukapitia kama hawa female first borns,,sulubwenyaa ndio hulisha siblings wao😂😂

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Mwanaume nayo kukatiwa na dem ni kama reverse call unafinya tu one😂

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But opening up to people ni ufala sanaa,mtu aneeza kuona na huruma alafu ukimaliza anauliza sa tutadoo😤😤Fr

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Men hate women who like to party but also hate parties without women

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Be the change you want to see in the world ✓Scofield

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That ka energy from you ukipewa deadline😂😂

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unafikiria umechange kumbe ni loneliness inakuharibu

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lakini bila pesa my guy huyo msee unaita morio atakuona tu kaa matako yake😤

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Siku hizi hata mbiu ya mgambo hailii juu mambo yamekuwa mengi

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Umezoea free speech hadi ukipea mzazi comeback yake anafikiria ni kiburii

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Huko green App Status ni tiktoker tu kindly enlighten those people on what is going on

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Amka ukunywe maji hata leo we si ngamia bana🥺

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sahi nashidwa ni yeye ama nijengee juu bei ya simiti na chocolate ni same

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Wenye hamna copy hii ni ile wiki ya Maaskari kulipwa,,😂

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Ile dream yako ya Top class after graduation iko Valid ama niache mambo mingi😅😅

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Mimi nimeamkia work outs za Amerix na bado nigongewe bladifakin

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any experience from a government hospital,sisi patients tunasuffer

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I fall in love so easy like why would u play my favorite song

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Arsenali tumefikiria ni Ac milan aky,,,hesabu ya minus kwa mipango ya coach

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Ningejua maisha iko hivi aky singemiss entertainment aty nisome 💔

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Leo nimeeka simu ya shosh silent,nikamshow zimeisha labda twendee ingine,sahi niko hapa na mzinga ya Best 😂😂

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Shida yenu ni tweeting for impressions,

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Si ata wewe umeona hujapostiwa

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Unasema maisha ni ngumu uliza a Muslim fellow na atakushow how it's hard to keep the 5 day prayer

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Substituting Calafiori with Maldini what a coincidence 🥺

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Story ya Attachment achia wanafunzi,hii yako ni lust

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mgenishow Space inataka wi-fi,hii 200mbs ya 24hrs imededi🥺

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Kitu najua little by little kitu ka ni yako itakam through

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@_griftine @Shaaban_Khalif

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Akuna vile tunaeza divert hizo missiles zinarushwa uko Tel Aviv Israel ziandamane moja kwa moja adi ikulu

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Mi naye hapo kwa kupita bila kuwagotea huwa sibahatishi

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Pitia pinned ata leo before ufike kwa Mamaa i have a recipe for you,,, walee wa kumasta its not for you😂😂

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Honestly speaking nini ilifanya utumie the user name yiu are using🤔🤔

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Mudavadi and Wetangula signed a pact on paper with Ruto because they din't trust Ruto, but Riggy G somehow trusted him and signed nothing. The devil is now showing his true colors. I pity Riggy G.

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Dem ana arc vizuri hadi anakukumbusha Noah,,find love wakuu

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Sio HELB pekeakr imekataa kuingia ata huku Illuminati hatujelipwa Kairo my Witness

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Unataka kuwa big wig na huwezi bonga for more than a minute pale space fr😅😅

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Napewa Lessons za Trading hapa naamua kurudi ushago kuendelea na ukulima 😂😂

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