Capri-seun 🐐 @Seunography Twitter profile

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@Seunography

5 years

0:30....nigga WHAT?!

IG: @CupsNConvos

@CupsNConvos

5 years

“What is your sex flaw?”

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@Seunography

4 years

Nah British people are hilarious, why is this actually a thing 🤣

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@Rlawsonnnn

5 years

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits being handed around the room and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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@Seunography

7 years

Being alive in London

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@solodeauxleaux

7 years

Ok, what is an expensive "hobby" of yours?

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@Seunography

3 years

Oi I’m crying LOOOOL 🤣 sis really said rob this England!

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@Seunography

10 years

"BTEC is nothing compared to A-levels" But when your A-level grades don't bang and BTEC Barry has a uni place you feel like a mug init?

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@Seunography

5 years

I lipsed a babe that was 6’1 once and she put her hands up on the wall behind me. I’ve never felt so emasculated in my life

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@Seunography

7 years

Imagine you're arguing with a ticket inspector and a fed with a strap turns up saying "is everything okay here guys?" I would cry real tears

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@BTP

7 years

From today, you may see our specialist firearms officers on trains across the network.

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@Seunography

3 years

No way is Faye’s talent abuse. You can’t make this shit up 😭

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@Seunography

5 years

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Tory Lanez

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@Seunography

3 years

“Wagwarn babes you alright 😏” and 20k deposit both leading to the same outcomes is why the game is the game 🤣

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@Seunography

7 years

Have to show respect for the national anthem at all times 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@Seunography

4 years

It’s the “ooo go on then” that kills me the most. These times you know exactly which biscuit you want and you’ve been plotting it on for the past minute 😂

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@Seunography

10 months

I swear it’s almost reduced me to tears several times. Why am I arriving to the date sweating because I got lost? At my big age 😭

kuro✰!

@teekurosaki

10 months

Why does Canary Wharf confuse google maps so much

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@Seunography

5 years

@chowmina_ Man had the audacity to simply say “I talk too much” then pull that out of the locker? He can fuck right off

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@Seunography

6 years

This is surely past the point of him being able to pretend he’s unbothered. He’s actually nationally known as a fraudster. If his name is googled by prospective employers this is what they’ll see. Career prospects garn at 26 😓

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@Lizbetty91

6 years

He's on tv. She's telling her story on This Morning #fraudbae

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@Seunography

2 years

I’m starting to think that even beyond how he’s treated Lana, Ron might generally be an arsehole off-cam because I’ve never seen the boys turn on an OG like this #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

Nah this Ovie guy is spoiling market. We've been satisfying women under the guise that men like him don't exist in the UK and he's come to scatter everything

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@Seunography

5 years

When dragons were tweeting about bucking Ovie at the airport, nobody troubled them but you can't just let the mandem enjoy 🙄

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@Seunography

1 year

I just remembered when I woke up and had to delete this from my IG story because what I did to those lyrics was criminalllll LOOOOL 😭😭😭

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@dbcxptures

1 year

I need my friends to know that I don’t know the words to most of these songs, I’m in the dancery singing absolute rubbish, please stop looking at me for reassurance, I know nothing, it’s too much pressure, I am faking it 🫶🏾

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@Seunography

4 years

Shagging 40 year olds is all well and good until they suggest going for drinks/dinner. Pls this is a fetish not a lifestyle 😭

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@Seunography

4 years

Pictures really don’t even do it justice but yesterday I had a burger 🍔 containing two whole soft-shell crabs 🦀 and it was one of the best burgers I’ve ever had 🤩 serious gem discovered because every burger sounds appealing The Sauce, 65 Highbury Park (thesauceuk on IG)

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@Seunography

5 years

I didn’t realise so many of you were still using Apple Music. Free yourselves from the ghetto. You don’t have to do this

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@Seunography

4 years

South Londoners are hilarious. My colleague saw me with jollof rice from home and said “rah man got that J-Lo pack” and now I never wanna call it Jollof ever again 🤣

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@Seunography

2 years

The producers getting Will out of the way after that info drop is fucking hilarious. He’s coming back to WW3 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

7 years

Do you do laundry for a prison or?

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@Seunography

6 years

Is this some kind of parallel universe? White people engaging in a racial debate with decent insight for once? Pinch me

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

6 years

The premiere of Liam Neeson's film was cancelled last night, amid backlash for speaking about wanting to kill a 'black man' for the revenge of a friend's rape. Kevin Maguire says it was the right thing to do, and his comments shouldn't be swept under the rug. @Kevin_Maguire

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@Seunography

4 months

Pusha T ruined diss tracks because since when did they become about “who can spill the most tea” 😕

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@Seunography

6 years

So many things about this are funny including the fact it’s been less than 24 hours and man has shirts printed. Even funnier, however, is that this isn’t even the guy from the video LOOOOL

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@EarlBlackman

6 years

Drippin in sauce, the drip drip is so saucy!

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@Seunography

2 years

Do you know how dumb your decision making has to be as a woman for mandem to be thinking you took their boy back too easily #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

I really really hope the verses to this slap because this hook has consumed my head and I'm so ready for the song

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@darkoo

5 years

Darkoo - Gangsta ft. @oneacen OUT THURSDAY 8PM 🖤🖤 #gangstaway

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I think the funniest thing about Jenkin’s situation is that someone has to manually turn the hot water off whenever they see him approaching 😭 #BBUK

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@Seunography

2 years

Tanya and Shaq in tomorrow’s episode: #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

7 years

The guy in front of me at Tesco dropped some coins on the floor and I kept my foot on a £2 coin until he stopped looking, then picked it up when he looked away. Don’t know how you guys do this 9-5 stuff 💸

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@Seunography

5 years

Molly-Mae said the black baby is ugly. Molly-Mae is a racist pass it on 🗣 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

Real ones know the joy in seeing this symbol when you’re looking for a complete takeaway container

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@Seunography

3 years

I was hoodwinked. They’re all prostitutes. All of them.

Capri-seun 🐐

@Seunography

3 years

Considering how dead I find Tinder in ends, my ting is banging off out here 😂 the babes even shoot their own shots 🙏🏾

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@Seunography

8 years

Paul Pogba has taken Chantel Jefferies on a date to Wagamama's in a tracksuit yet bare common Sarah's want to be taken to The Shard. Behave.

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@Seunography

6 years

I genuinely have female friends who I could share a bed with and not a damn thing would happen because that’s not the nature of our friendship and it never would be 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Seunography

8 years

Falling in love with someone and then finding out they spell 'definitely' as 'defiantly' is one of my biggest fears. Keeps me up at night.

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@Seunography

3 years

No excuse ladies! Spoil your man this Valentines Day!

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@Seunography

7 years

Your MCM booked a half day at work so he can go to Hyde Park to smoke weed this afternoon. Your MCM is a wasteman.

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@Seunography

12 years

I remember when Adele tweeted "I'm going through a lot of pain" and someone replied "yeah a lot of pain au chocolat" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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@Seunography

9 years

Who remembers African parties when you were like 11 where you'd have to sit bored with your mum for the first hour before the kids linked up

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@Seunography

9 years

Nah the disrespect for DMU is actually unholy 😭

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@Seunography

5 years

I can’t believe I ever used to say stupidness like “I don’t agree with homosexuality” what the hell is there to agree with looool. Who even asked you?

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@Seunography

3 years

…let’s just say he will never ever have to worry about having money for canteen

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@Seunography

4 years

@DbNoza @ismile_sd Looking back and forth between the tv and the plate like

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@Seunography

10 years

“ @JamzLdn : Finished it. Bedtime http://t.co/iTgohrnaWJ” You're not waking up till Boxing Day so Merry Xmas in advance g 😂

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@Seunography

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"I just want somebody who I can stay up till 4am with talking about alien life forms and trees" ...a crackhead. You want a crackhead.

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@Seunography

6 years

Biskit has actually shamed his family many too many times now.

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@Seunography

9 years

*mum on the phone*: "is your head not correct? Are you a bastard? Look at the time!...I will deal with you *me*: http://t.co/FcJkUAG8jp

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@Seunography

2 years

Samie is completely downplaying her role in “everyone talking about it” She’s the one who told everyone and Lana is thanking her LOOOL #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

"When Jay1 says he's feeling suicidal then you guys will know" shut uppppp. What is it with the UK and inability to take critique. Never hear anybody talking like this when US artists are slandered 😴

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@Seunography

9 years

My bank account until payday http://t.co/f9TEwi6H2W

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@Seunography

5 years

It’s defo way more normal to call your father “daddy” than it is to call a sexual partner but the world is a mess.

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@bxnksii

5 years

Who tf is calling their dad ‘daddy’

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@Seunography

1 year

One of the most insane runs of hits on any album in the history of albums

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@GREATESTHITSCD

1 year

“they were insane for this” and it’s just track placement on an album

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@Seunography

6 years

The real piece of shit is Dwight Yorke but that seems to be greatly overlooked 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@Seunography

4 years

Growing up I never thought I’d see the day when the Peckham vs Brixton beef would be about who has the most decorum 😂

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4 years

Peckham bbq grown

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@Seunography

7 years

LOOOOL the Daily Mail are so transparent it's ridiculous

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@Seunography

5 years

Black men 🤝 not being taken for a mook

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@Seunography

9 years

"Why did you screenshot my snapchat?" "It was an accident" What kinda bullshit?? Do you know how hard it is to screenshot a Snap 😂

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@Seunography

9 years

Getting roasted by your mum on the phone in public is too long. You can't even raise your voice, just bare 'yes mum' and 'okay's

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@Seunography

3 years

Obiagu 🖤🦁

@MayowaQuadri_

3 years

If “where are my options” isn’t the funniest phrase said in football, then what is?

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@Seunography

10 years

Know when your outfit bangs so much you don't wanna zip up your coat even though it's mad cold

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@Seunography

5 years

Them: What do you study? Me: Psychology Them: What, so you can read my mind yeah? 👀 Me:

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@Seunography

4 years

Stormzy coming for Chip is literally like AJ sending for Fury. Chill out bro, the people love you but don’t get carried away 😭

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@Seunography

6 years

Dear Oloni, My WCW doesn’t shaku on the beat and I don’t know what to do

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@Seunography

5 years

Nahh Ovie needs actual mandem in this house. He aint got nobody to bounce his energy off #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

10 years

Ever looked a babes who's feeling you like "rah is that really me? Like a whole you is feeling me?" 🌚

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@Seunography

6 years

Danny Dyer literally just plays himself in everything he does loooool. I wonder if he even knows how to act 😂 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

10 years

“ @SophisDEEcated : Disturbing Lei 💯 http://t.co/PvvlpITjGD” Is your boy wearing Astros?

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@Seunography

6 years

Eyal is a real fucking g. He saw right through her games, just cos she’s on ropes 😂 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

Jordan is defo one of those "are you still with your man?... Oh you are? Never mind then...nah I saw him out the other day and I just assumed you two weren't together anymore" guys #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

12 years

RT @Weirdsuperman : My biggest fear is talking to a cat and it replies back in Yoruba. << LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMFG

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@Seunography

2 years

Ron lovesss tings LOOOL. He’s absolutely thriving off this attention #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

2 years

Ron actually loves woman too much. There was nothing about that date which would have left Ellie thinking she didn’t have a chance #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

10 years

"You're never doing any work, what are you actually at uni for?" Me:

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@Seunography

10 years

Me when Thierry Henry is speaking: http://t.co/UEJoZj7Iru

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@Seunography

5 years

It’s 2020, hairy pussy gets nyam same way. Find some other way to be controversial 🥱

THE SLUMFLOWER

@theslumflower

5 years

Over the past few months, I’ve silently undergone a journey of challenging myself to grow out my bush and let my beauty flourish. My new documentary ‘Bring Back the Bush: Where Did All Our Pubic Hair Go?’ will be out on @Channel4 next week Monday 27th, 10pm. #BringBackTheBush

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@Seunography

8 years

Define 'pain':

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@Seunography

5 years

@mxhmudaaa I’ve watched this like 10 times because it’s annoying me how well this section fits 😂😂😂

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@Seunography

5 years

Can't lie I ain't seen Curtis make one coffee since he stopped sharing a bed with Amy. Take from that what you will #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

Maura actually came to change the game and she doesn't even have a back. Believe in your sauce. You don't need that BBL sis #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

5 years

Jourdan wants Danny. What a poor judge of character. -1 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

4 years

I know not everybody is even going to read this but thank you to those who will

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@Seunography

1 year

Not them adding more characters to the “Beat It Chick” Multiverse 🤣

✨Alex the Great Creates / President of HuskerDust✨

@ATGCreates

1 year

IVE NEVER FELT SO SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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@Seunography

2 years

Olivia’s bitching has actually set off a catastrophic turn of events. It’s all coming out now 🤣 #LoveIsland

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@Seunography

8 years

LOOOOOL why are DMU jokes so fucking rude 😂

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@Seunography

7 years

In other news I saw a car crash today so I'm never getting in a boat again

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@Seunography

6 years

Simultaneously booting it in the chest chanting “if you no like us”

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@Seunography

8 years

When you study contemporary art and you see people slating your degree

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@Seunography

6 years

Why does Messi only know how to play international football against Nigeria kmt

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@Seunography

1 year

I’m not even being dramatic but I’ve been on this app for 12+ years and that still birth tweet is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read here

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@Seunography

5 years

@LonelyScribe @abitofjoie You gotta just call the police

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@Seunography