Republicans preaching civility, calm, and no violence now is so adorable.
You're so cute with your gun pins, insurrection, and bullying!
Now, run along, children! Adults are trying to fix what you broke!
Since Andrew Tate won't be able to drive when he's in prison, Greta Thunberg has effectively removed the emissions of 33 sports cars, including a Bugatti and two Ferraris in just one night of minimal effort.
#FreeJamesWoods
?
He's free to go fuck himself
Also, for those whining about his First Amendment rights being violated, this is not a government platform, nor is it technically public
Users must agree to Twitter's Terms of Service, and violators are suspended, as Woods has been
Kayleigh McEnany can turn tail and run all she wants, but here's a fact:
Jim Acosta will still have a job, and a solid reputation, as of 1/20/2021.
Kayleigh will be a waste of skin and a punchline to a bad joke.
Seeing Princess Anne, Justin Trudeau, Boris Johnson, and Emanuel Macron laughing at Donald Trump just made my night.
He's being impeached here, and he's a laughing stock over there.
Donald Trump is officially a failure on a global scale. His next tantrums should be stellar.
Rand Paul violated the law by publicly outing the whistleblower, and he violated the Senate Impeachment rules by walking out to tweet after being told several times, by the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, that his question was inappropriate.
#ArrestRandPaul
These idiots pulled an AR-15 and a pistol (which neither knows how to hold right) to "protect" themselves from peaceful protestors walking through their St. Louis neighborhood, but you know damn well these motherfuckers won't wear masks in stores to protect against COVID-19.
Fuck the
#FreeCandace
whining and everyone doing it.
She didn't get suspended. Her account is still active, and even if she got locked, she DID violate the rules by inciting people to act in a manner that would endanger people's health and lives.
Fuck that bitch.
If Killer Kyle Rittenhouse wanted to carry a gun and defend someone else's property, with authorization to use lethal force, if necessary, he could've joined the military.
Instead, the fucking pussy traveled to another state to kill American people.
He's a tourist/terrorist.
It's 2020.
We have a pandemic, a global economic collapse, food shortages, murder hornets.
So what's trending right now?
#ConspiracyTheory
"Dick"
Cookie Crisp
Praying Mantis
We may never have nice things again.
Why do people refer to Whole Foods as "Whole Paycheck"?
How about when they were going to sell peeled oranges, with unnecessary plastic packaging to replace the biodegradable kind they already had, for $6 a pop?
Trump wants to designate both the KKK and Antifa as terrorist groups, but a few things with that:
1 - I didn't make this cartoon, and it has some misspellings, but it does a decent job of illustrating how Antifa is NOT a hate group or terrorists.
People tweeting about Matt Gaetz need to be more fair and show more respect.
Saying that
#MattGaetzIsATool
is incredibly rude and defamatory.
Tools are very useful, and as such, it's insulting to compare them to someone as worthless as Matt Gaetz.
Y'all know damn well Kanye West ain't running to take away support from his MAGA buddy, Donald Trump.
He's definitely looking to play Jill Stein 2020 to grab those "Never Biden" voters still in denial that they're helping Trump just because they think their principles mean shit.
Hiking is for poor people. Have your servants carry you through the forest and set you down on a tree stump occasionally. That way, your hiking boots will stay perfectly clean.
#SurvivalTipsFromRichPeople
Humanity has survived every pandemic in the past. You know what has played a significant role in that?
MASKS!
WHY THE FUCK DO THESE IDIOTS THINK THEY KNOW BETTER THAN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THROUGHOUT HISTORY AND CURRENT MEDICAL EXPERTS?
#AntiMaskerProblems
My cousin's niece's boyfriend's neighbor's former classmate is janitor at a pharmacy, and he said some people have died from the vaccine, and they didn't even get it, so I'm not gonna get it neither because they know what they was talking about.
#DeepThoughtsFromUnvaccinated
Dear Rest of the World,
We hate this motherfucker, too.
If you want to take him off our hands, we don't give a fuck what you do with him.
A war crimes tribunal would be a great start.
Don't forget the rest of his friends and family, too.
Fuck 'em all.
#DonaldTrumpIsTheTypeOfGuy
who was too chickenshit to put his life on the line to defend the people of this country, but he has no problem making the people of this country put their lives on the line to defend him.
JFK said it best.
#BeingLiberalMeans
looking ahead, not behind; welcoming new ideas without rigid reactions; caring about the welfare of people; and believing we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad.
@jeffsessions
@DougJones
There is no character or decency to be admired of traitors who were so adamant in their hateful desire to own other people that they seceded from the United States and took arms against us in war.
You spend $85,000 for full page ads in every NYC newspaper calling for the execution of 5 black teenagers falsely accused, falsely convicted, and later exonerated of a crime, and you remain adamant about their guilt even after they're fully cleared.
#SignsYouMightBeAScumbag
#ProtectTerrenceKWilliams
? Seriously?
This guy's such a fucking pussy. He spouts hateful bullshit, then he ducks and cowers away whenever he gets called out about it.
Man the fuck up, Terrence. Maybe if you didn't hate yourself so much, you could learn to handle your own shit.
Posing in front of a church, holding a Bible, to celebrate using proxy police brutality to subdue protesters who oppose racism and police brutality.
#SignsOfAnOverreaction
Don't celebrate, motherfucker. You didn't win shit.
You're just too stupid to realize it yet.
There will be a Presidential Election in November.
Millions of people will vote for their choice of candidates, but millions of others will not vote, yet they'll still complain about who won.
#2020Spoilers
Yes, 198 Democrats voted against the SAVE Act because it's fucking pointless, xenophobic/racially based, and a pathetic waste of time when Congress could be passing real legislation that accomplishes something
Nobody's trying to allow non-citizens to vote, and they already can't
If you're some basic schmuck trolling people on Twitter, buying into bullshit and conspiracy theories,
#YouAreSoUnqualified
to question the qualifications of an astrophysicist.
Not sure if it's worse that your sister is giving your father a lap dance, or that you look like a chode with that backwards baseball cap
#TriggerDonaldTrumpJr
If Donald Trump is accusing Liberals of not wanting to wish people a Happy Thanksgiving, does he not understand the difference between a secular holiday and a religious one, and that even non-Christians celebrate Thanksgiving?
What a dumbfuck.
#WhatLiberalsCallThanksgiving
Sorry, fucknuts, but there's no violation of the 8th Amendment.
The fine is already his sentence, and the whole point of the case is fraudulent claims about his wealth.
If he couldn't afford to pay it, he shouldn't have lied about how much money he has.
Donald Trump clearly knows Lev Parnas, who worked for Fred Trump, who had ties to the KKK, as well as being co-defendant with his son for refusing to rent to black tenants.
Sorry, MAGAts, but that swamp ain't getting drained until someone chops down this whole family tree.
I have no idea when or why, but Ben Roethlisberger has me blocked, too.
On the other hand, better blocked on Twitter by him than blocked into a hallway by a bar restroom.
FACT: "Breitbart" is a German slang word for "bullshit" dating back to the 1930s.*
*I know it's not really a fact, but if they can claim fake shit is real, why can't I?
Ugh.
"Boomer" and "The Facebook" are trending at the same time, and I hope it's not because everyone's parents who are on it brag that "I'm on THE Facebook..." like how Ohio State students insist on called it THE Ohio State University.
It's not fair to compare Benedict Arnold to Donald Trump.
At least Benedict Arnold had the courage to serve in the military before he committed treason.
#IfSocialMediaDisappeared
trolls would have to go back to jerking off to their copies of Mein Kampf and MAGA hats in their moms' basements instead of harassing people.
@XXL
No Vaseline
Not even a question. That was totally savage.
However, Dollaz + Sense by DJ Quik may be one of the most underrated. He destroyed MC Eiht with just 2 lines:
"E-I-H-T, now should I continue
Yeah you left out the G 'cause the G ain't in you"