Sargie @Sergeant_Meow Twitter profile

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@Sergeant_Meow

7 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr @TheEconomist Did you read the whole thing bro?

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Good morning! Like if you are voting for Biden this year. Retweet if you are tired of roid rage. 😻

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Roasting myself on this fine Caturday.

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5 years

Some rando on the internet says cat posts aren’t important.

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2 years

I’m not sure why but my snake post has a lot more likes than any of my other recent posts. Do you all like snakes more than me?

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4 years

@SethAbramson It was the one about not fearing COVID! I reported this tweet and flagged it as "encouraging self harm."

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

Feeling cute, might throw up later

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 months

It’s my “gotcha day!” Here’s a throwback portrait from my days in Brooklyn.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

It’s my gotcha day! April 1, 2016.

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@Sergeant_Meow

7 years

My two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really soft.

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6 years

I have been blocked by Dana Loesch.

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3 years

It’s my gotcha day! I’m estimated to be 7 years old now. Here is a photo from my first weekend at home in Brooklyn.

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

I was allowed out on the deck today.

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@Sergeant_Meow

9 months

I’m still a baby

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Dad heard me chasing a mouse last night but he can’t find a body.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Trying to catch @StrayLiotta

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8 months

Just me being cute as usual

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4 years

I caught mouse 27. Dad was horrified.

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5 years

It’s my Gotcha Day! Here’s a throwback photo from my first day at home.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

I’m Sargie. These are my thunderpaws.

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5 years

Getting handsome for Monday.

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5 years

I’m a grocery

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5 years

Dad’s removed the bell from my new collar so I am once again a silent, lethal predator.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Excuse me, only I am allowed to nap on the recliner. Get up.

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4 years

Hello!

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

There was a party today and I ate half of a grilled hamburger patty while the humans were outside. 😸

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 months

Sometimes I have no legs.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

“Working from home”

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Dear Santa: I’ve been a good kitty this year. Can I have unlimited treats?

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

I have to call her Dr. Mom now.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

I am sad.

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

I heard I won or something?! My social media manager has no cell service…

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

I have now alerted Dad to a snake out on the deck.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

I’ll sleep a little better tonight knowing that @StrayLiotta is back home.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

Don’t talk to me. I miss Dad.

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@Sergeant_Meow

9 months

Dad says this photo looks more like me than the last one. I’m still a baby though

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Today, I caught mouse 22. Mouse 21 was found by the chimney sweep behind the wood stove. I’d stashed its body there for safekeeping.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

@nytimes If they want an abrupt and effective solution to this they need to make women the leaders of the Catholic Church and get rid of male leadership.

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@Sergeant_Meow

8 months

Good morning! Dad found the body of mouse 65. The head is still missing.

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

I caught another mouse last night. Mom thinks this is my version of an advent calendar.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

Hey everyone, cousin Little Cat is in intensive care. She’s got a urinary tract and kidney infection. Please make a paw circle for her.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

It’s your job. I give you company, you give me turkey.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

Have a good evening, madam.

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

Hi, this is my butt.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

My staff’s had a tough time with news and with work lately. I did manage to catch a mouse two days ago and left the body under the kitchen table.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

I has a sad

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

If your cat does not use the bed you got for it, give it a few years. That’s how long it’s taken me to warm up to this box. This is my first nap in it.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Thinking of my man @StrayLiotta ! Be well my friend. You are loved far and wide!

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2 months

I’m too much cat for this box

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5 years

Hello.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Happy new year! May your 2020 be filled with happiness, health, and mice.

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5 years

Chicken sandwich alert 🚨

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

Friends, I am taking a break from Twitter.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

There there, human.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

The Scream

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

I could stand in the middle of Purrsailles and rip a mouse’s head off and I wouldn’t lose any supporters.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

My appetite’s back.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

I have a million toys but I prefer small pieces of discarded plastic.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Practicing my social distancing.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

Hello, I have organized the pots and pans. You will give me treats now, yes?

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

I don’t need you anymore. I have Red Blanket.

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@Sergeant_Meow

2 years

Ready for belly rubs!

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

I am a young, vibrant cat

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

I hides

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

I’m a strawberry

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@Sergeant_Meow

9 months

Kicking my paws up while Dad grades some papers

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Welcome to Cave Club. Can I see your ID?

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Breaking mews: body of mouse-16 discovered decapitated underneath dining table.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Please don’t stockpile enough supplies to last several years... other people need things too.

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

I was brought out of early retirement last night to catch two small mice. I left their bodies under the kitchen table.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

My audition for Pet Sematary

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

Happy #LoveYourPetDay ! You know what that means... double snacks.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Why are you clicking at me?

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Rub a dub dub, Sargie’s in the tub...

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event. In this corner, weighing in at 14 pounds, undefeated by 41 mice, current world heavyweight hampion of the world, Sargie! Thanks to @mouthntrousers and @StrayLiotta for the chance for glory.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Fetch my dinner. I’m not playing games with you.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Mom, I’ve been a good boy... don’t you think I deserve 4,000 followers? Mom? Oh. She sleepin’

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@Sergeant_Meow

3 years

Friends, may your new year be filled with mice. I mean good fortune

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Dry mopping the floor

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

I’m a cheetah

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

Dad stopping by to quickly pay his respects during my repose.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

You can pat my tummy for good luck. But wash your hands first.

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@Sergeant_Meow

6 years

I caught mouse #11 last night and ate the head. 🐭

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

If cat posts aren’t one of the most important things on the internet, how do you explain this?

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

@RVAwonk Every reporter should be questioning him like this and not allowing his temper tantrums to quiet them. Now is not the time to quietly accept his lies and incompetence for the sake of decorum.

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5 months

It was a warm day, so I got some deck time!

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

Hiya

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5 years

On to bigger and better mice in 2020.

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

I’ve done some research and I regret to inform you that the outlook is grim.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

First day at a new job

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

Just checking up on the creek!

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@Sergeant_Meow

4 years

I presume you’ve washed your hands before fixing my supper.

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@Sergeant_Meow

5 years

For those of you who don’t know me very well, my name is Sergeant William. I go by Sargie. I was adopted on April 1, 2016, from the New York City ASPCA adoption center on 92nd St.