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Rural Juror ass movie title

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Poster for ‘Irish Wish’ starring Lindsay Lohan. Streaming on Netflix March 15th.

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Omfg it’s happening I’ve been discovered

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3 years

Apparently the gay pharmacist who told me about the extra J&J doses texted every 🚬 in his contacts because the whole line is now debating Symone v. Gottmik

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5 years

To pass the Jellichel test a movie must feature at least two jellicle cats having a conversation about something other than magical mister mistofelees

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Best moment of pride by far

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5 months

This St. paddy’s day remember that irish culture isn’t just about drinking. It’s also about women shrieking in bogs, not talking about The Family Secret, Orinoco Flow by Enya, etc.

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Justin I’m sorry there’s some bad news waiting for you in the rooftop bathroom of Vida Fitness

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2 years

When a straight couple is fighting in public, that’s a regional production of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf

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8 months

My fav throwaway 30 rock joke has to be Liz quietly saying “June” under her breath

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7 months

Such an important album to say you like if you’re trying to get a bi guy in bed

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Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion turns 15 today See where the album ranks on our list of the 200 best albums of the '00s 🔗 :

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5 months

Me pitching The Cut

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6 months

Well he just lost the Gen Z vote

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Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is 'good sex'

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2 years

The queen’s coffin has arrived - look for the white Hyundai Elantra (JDR75P8). You have 5 mins before they depart.

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2 months

I pay $35/month for my gym btw

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3 months

First debate question

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Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.

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4 years

“hAVe yoU LisTened 1. Lady Gaga tO tHe neW Yves 2. Dua Lipa Tumor”. 3. Charli XCX

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Simply cannot wait to see what Doug Emhoff does with the WH Christmas decor

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5 years

Ellen: so I heard you were looking for WMDs... *studio starts to fill with toxic sarin gas* GWB: omg ellen you didn’t

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Troye Sivan 😍

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@HGWelp What exactly do you think my profession is

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1 year

Pic of me bout to get Giuliani level wasted

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5 months

Billy porter on race, recognition and the Middle East

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‘Those Friends people make $100m a year! I’m getting six-cent cheques! It’s not OK!’: Billy Porter on race, recognition and the Middle East

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2 years

We teach buccal fat to remove themselves. To make themselves smaller

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3 years

This new Lana song is fire

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1 year

Depending on how he plays his cards he could in three years either have an Emmy or cohost a neofascist podcast with Milo Yiannopoulos

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Hi 😘

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@HGWelp It is rude I will give you that

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4 years

What? It’s DC! I’m a registered foreign agent... we all are It’s DC! If you don’t have a crisis PR firm on retainer- get one bitch!

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5 years

*meeting gay couple* Ok so which one of you is into bjork and which one gets mad about how the dishwasher gets loaded?

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3 years

My mom’s telling the time she got stalked by a mentally unstable man and my cousin is recording for tiktok

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1 year

Walking around town like this w airpods in listening to Big Thief

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2 years

@christress “Irish breakfast tea w a splash of milk”

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3 years

In honor of Megan McCain leaving The View I’m putting my hair in Chun Li buns and getting a service worker fired

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1 month

Ugh guys don’t make me delete this

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2 years

A Brazilian friend has informed me that there is currently fake news going viral among Brazilian right wingers that gaga is putting bolsonaro on trial at The Hague

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@Anya_Screen How much money do you think ppl on the hill make

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5 years

Lorde walked so that Billie Eilish could crawl under a stairwell and pop a xanax

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8 months

He would’ve loved sniffies

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9 months

You gotta find one rich 38 year old when you’re 25 and have a certain joie de vivre

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9 months

How does one become one of those gays who are constantly in Puerto Vallarta, Palm Springs, Provincetown, Mykonos, etc? Asking for me.... 🏖️🌴🍹

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4 years

She’s not gonna play Grigio Girls is she...

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2 years

“He admires stewie, the unnervingly mature baby”

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2 years

“Spare” underscores what might be called the Prince Harry Paradox: The more he bitterly claims to renunciate fame, our critic writes, the more attention he gets.

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I really really really needed this

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1 year

Happy pride to all, even the haters and losers

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3 years

No, the men’s underwear aisle did not make you gay. Monsanto did.

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3 years

On my phone, as is the sunday tradition

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7 months

Happy new year I think this will be the one where everyone’s dreams come true

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1 year

If you prefer Coke Zero to Diet Coke you’re going to hell. I’m sorry to inform you

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As men have embraced shorter shorts over the past few years, some have also started to wear shorter shirts — specifically, crop tops.

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2 months

Stop thirsting after Paul mescal you guys look ridiculous. I however actually have a shot with him so I get to keep doing it

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4 months

Teenage girl on street pointed at me and said to her friend “now THAT is a twink” which would’ve been awesome except she added “just look at how he walks”

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5 years

Keep liking my wealth tax proposals and we’re gonna end up like this

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5 years

Him: the arc of history is long, it bends toward justice Me: 😍 pics?

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3 years

What I told you there already is an lgbt cafe

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He saw Aaron Schock’s weak sauce interior design campaign fraud and said “oh you wanna commit f*ggot crimes? I’ll SHOW you f*ggot crimes”

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Ethics report: George Santos used campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans, Botox, Sephora

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3 years

Le Creuset should make tank tops

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3 years

The system works! so long as you have a global protest movement, nonstop media attention and undisputable video evidence

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5 years

Say what you will about Catholicism but at least it teaches you from an early age that you’re a piece of shit. More ppl could benefit from this

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4 years

Boston isn’t a city, it’s an idea. And that idea is “fuck you ya fuckin queeah “

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4 years

The thing about dippin’ dots is that they’re the future of ice cream

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FYI to high achievers/straight A-ers/gifted and talented-ers, my therapist says a lot of us get existential this time of year because our whole lives revolved around school and our bodies don't know what to do without it.

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This is what the ads will look like when the Sackler family pivots to vyvanse

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Acceptable forms of peaceful protest: - Opening your window and whispering "I respectfully disagree" - Quote RTing with these emoji 🙄😤🙅‍♀️ - Writing "No thank you!" on a piece of paper and mailing it to congress - Tossing a penny into a fountain and making a wish

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Oh no I’m at the beach that turns you flirty and thirty

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5 years

DC is loads of fun because you’ll be out at a bar, meet someone funny and smart & then they reveal that they work for the Ayn Rand Institute for Fracking & Racism

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3 years

Not lying to my kids about Santa but raising them to believe Martha’s Vineyard is Martha Stewart’s own sovereign nation

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4 years

My dream is to go on shark tank and just pitch shen yun. “Ok sharks here’s the concept: 5,000 years of civilization...reborn”

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@missclare No that’s actually American suburban soccer mom culture sorry

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4 years

Oh amazing that they learned how to do this on his literal last day in real power

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The three major networks — ABC, CBS and NBC — have all cut away after Trump made false claims in an appearance at the White House. #ElectionResults2020 #Election2020

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We’ve ceded too much cultural ground to the ‘parties are the worst I just wanna watch tv’ crowd. I wish I could go to a party every day

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2 years

There goes my dream of seeing two popes ride a tandem bicycle together

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2 years

Lizzy Caplan is the Janeane Garofalo of Zooey Deschanels. Christ it feels good to finally say that out loud

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1 year

Idgaf I don’t need adults to accompany me

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1 year

Forever a queen

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Warhol, Haring, Basquiat… these are the groundbreaking artists who pushed the boundaries of what art can be on a Uniqlo graphic tee

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Hello and good luck fellas

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It’s time to leave it all on the floor. The #ParisOlympics men’s gymnastics team final is underway NOW on NBC and Peacock.

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You want to “grab dinner” with me? In the middle of a baby formula shortage? What am I supposed to eat

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2 months

Gonna avenge charli somehow, for some reason

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4 years

Chasten at his first Georgetown hobnob

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4 months

Going to the Russian & Turkish baths because that gay on TikTok said they’re v important

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3 years

Flight home got cancelled so we had to spend the night in phoenix

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@alexnpress Just deleted but I gotchu ❤️

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3 years

@fgg23 DC homos? Yes.

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2 years

Bjork releasing a hardcore techno album about mushrooms and her mom’s death is the only thing that’s gonna get me through the rest of 2022

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2 months

Honey same!!!!!!!!! #happypride

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3 years

Please just let me have this

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3 years

Fully vaxxed!! Finally can stop paying for health insurance

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5 years

You don’t need to read Joan Didion. You need a nicotine patch.

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9 months

I miss the attention I got for being a cheerleader in middle school. A local newspaper once wrote a feature story about me and the gist of it was ‘look how fruity this little boy is’

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If you’re stranded in Boston after getting evacuated from the Lana show-don’t worry. ‘Beantown’ has a variety of nightlife options rivaling the likes of NYC, London or Tokyo

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4 years

I’ve seen enough: I’m looting Sweetgreen

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10 months

New York is so scary I can’t even walk through Washington square park for fear of becoming content

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1 year

Last days in DC, here are the top ten things about it as a city: 10. The ghostly spectre of Town Danceboutique haunting what is now condos above a CVS 9. Georgetown waterfront at sunset 8. Sun Cinema in Mt Pleasant 7. 9:30 club 6. Lady at my dispensary who calls me baby

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2 years

Some people look down on circuit parties but where else can you get a go go boy in a pope outfit on the day the POPE DIED

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5 years

I’m sorry but you don’t get to call yourself a mess until you’ve missed at least three (3) flights. Some of us have true chaos energy and are tired of all the appropriation

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3 years

Highlight of the week was seeing a guy g-ing out, his friend saying he needed a bump of coke, me remarking “oh so we’re all doctors now?,” and the guy responding “umm I am a doctor, and so is my friend”

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Lady Gaga

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just woke up, headache and the stink of jameson. ahh but the lyrics on the bedside. it was all worth it.

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