Secret grassroots coach @Secretgrassroo2 Twitter profile

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3 coaches on the sidelines today for an 8s match. All jumping around and berating the ref. Initials on tracksuits too. Grow up

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When your U7s go 1-0 down and the parents want answers

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2 years

Semi pro ballers who play Step 6 thanking Nike or Adidas for their new boots that they paid for. Very poorly behaviour.

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2 years

Lads playing step 7 in the football pyramid putting out statements about leaving. Just text the 6 supporters.

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4 years

A coach has sent me this. My head has gone 😡

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4 years

“My son plays CAM not at right back”.

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3 years

If you are screaming at a referee during a kids match you are unwell.

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3 years

Parents, please stop kidding yourselves. £65 a month doesn’t mean your kid is an academy player.

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3 years

#grassroots

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1 year

It’s that time of year, tournament season. Grown men kicking off because they didn’t win a £12 trophy, Facebook rants, Mums throwing punches, kids crying, a volunteer getting abused after miscalculating GD and burger vans selling horse meat. Netflix, get the cameras 🎥 ready.

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3 years

Gentlemen wearing a professional clubs tracksuit jacket spoke to me last night during the session. I return home and had 2 texts of parents asking what he wanted and was he a scout. He was not a scout and was asking where the toilet was. Parents, calm down 🤚🏻

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2 years

Lots of parents kicking off about matches being called off. Just enjoy the rest, go for a walk, have a family day out. Just because your brainless 1-1 coach is still out there breaking ankles doesn’t mean the pitch is playable. #grassroots

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3 years

Top tips for coaches that are so desperate to win a trophy with their under 8. 1. Buy a trophy 2. Grow up

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3 years

YOUR KID HAS NOT SIGNED FOR AN ACADEMY IF YOU PAY FOR IT #facts

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2 years

Grown men asking for high level U6s players 😳

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3 years

Dads when they’ve just shouted at a 14 year old referee.

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3 years

Parents who help out the least usually have the most to say. #grassrootsfootball

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Parent again kicking off last night and saying the kids should be doing more fitness work. Mum is a big unit and if she found a chip in her windscreen she’d try and eat it. #grassroots #football #boring

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3 years

Kids leaving brilliant grassroots clubs to join an academy that’s not an academy and their pathway is to play pro for a club that’s not professional. Confused yet?

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3 years

This is brilliant #grassroots

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4 years

Those parents that praise other kids and not just their own are the parents you need 🙏

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9 months

This is vile. Who actually buys this shit. #scum #dontbuythesun

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4 months

Teenage lads training at step 6 clubs but never played a minute, doing £40 1-1s scanning a mannequin and all paid for by their mums. They love a post ‘Looking for a Step 1 or 2 club” I’m looking for Katy Perry or Kylie Minogue, it ain’t happening This nonsense needs to stop

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7 months

Chasing subs again, £28 a month and Botox face won’t pay in full because we had a match called off for a waterlogged pitch. Parents 🙄

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2 years

-6 degrees tomorrow in some places and leagues, clubs and coaches are receiving abuse for calling matches off. WOW

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3 years

Good morning everybody👍🏻 Apart from those parents making a 2 hour trip so your kid can play 30 minutes for a development centre on a farmers field when you could play for a decent grassroots club 2 minutes away. 😳

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4 years

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3 years

When you’ve paid £30 for your kids 1-1 and the coach turns up in Lonsdale trainers.

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4 years

Good morning everybody, apart from those dickheads that enter high level teams into low level tournaments just to win trophies.

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£200 pumped into her lips £100 a week on coke £100 a month on sunbeds £50 to get her nails done But ask Bingo Wing Mum for the £30 monthly subs and we are out of order #grassrootsfootball

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1 year

Got a Mum that looks like Ultimate Warrior kicking off this morning because we’ve put her kid in defence. #grassroots

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2 years

Parents running kids instagram accounts, can’t wait for the quotes today -hard work starts now -New year, new me - Big challenge - Part of the process - Thanks to my teammates (who won’t read this) -let’s go

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28 days

Is it time the FA stepped in and started to put an end to these fake academies?

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2 years

When you only had 5 turn up to training last week, but this week you tell the parents a scout is attending. #grassrootsfootball

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2 years

Got to love a drunk parent telling you how to coach on a Sunday morning 👍🏻

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2 years

Parent came over tonight after training, we naively thought he was helping with equipment. He just moaned about the session and Saturdays match. Thanks 👍🏻

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4 years

Big shoutout to those coaches doing their best to keep the kids active via zoom classes 🙌🏻

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2 years

-Parents storming out of presentation evenings -clubs making sure everyone gets a trophy. A generation that’s never been told “no” Grow up #grassrootsfootball

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3 years

“MY SON PLAYS A YEAR UP!”

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4 years

A call from a coach yesterday, had to fold his side as he’s lost 5 players to a fake academy. He’s UEFA B qualified The fake academy level 1. Makes sense

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3 years

Until coaches & parents understand that results are irrelevant for kids, we will stay in this mess.

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5 months

Lads in step 6 posting statements thanking fans on social media as they move on to their next challenge. Just text the 13 supporters lads.

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@Secretgrassroo2

3 years

Noticed a lot of academies have released players the last few weeks, it happens. But some parents saying “we don’t want to drop down back to grassroots!.” Get over yourselves

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@Secretgrassroo2

4 months

Lots of grown men changing their Facebook profile pic to a photo of them lifting a trophy from the weekend. Well done you Tournament season, you all ready for it? Parents scrapping, kids crying and coaches just being absolute belters. I for one can’t wait. #grassroots

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4 years

Don’t judge a coach on kids getting scouted or trophies, judge them on how many kids turn up to their sessions. 😉

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4 years

Grassroots football is back, which means Facebook is full of coaches asking for high level 5 year olds with experience 🙄

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4 months

Grown men dropping to their knees and crying after winning a kids tournament. You ok? 🥇

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5 months

Still can’t get my head around parents that allow a coach to scream, shout and talk to their kids like dirt all in the effort to win a kids football match.

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4 years

Obsession with playing a year up. Kids of the 90s played on the streets with kids 3/4/5 years older. Bore off with it now.

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2 years

Loads of grassroots clubs had their awards presentation over the weekend. Hearing loads of horror stories, parents kicking off, kids crying and parents storming out. A generation that’s never been told ‘no’, this is what happens.

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4 years

Good morning to those top grassroots clubs and coaches that don’t sell a dream and are all about the development. 👍🏻

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4 years

Parents chucking £120 a month at 1-1s, but can’t pay their grassroots clubs subs. 😐🤭

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4 years

Imagine returning to training tonight and the unfit coach has you doing a bleep test. Tell me again why you struggle to retain players? 🤔

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4 months

Lads at Step 4 saying “do you want my agents number?”

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2 years

Spot on

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4 years

When your kid is playing right back but you’ve explained to the coach your high level 6 year old plays cam.

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1 year

At our club last night we’ve had to fold a team. 6 players have left to join a grassroots team calling itself an academy. Our excellent UEFA B coach is distraught. The coach for this ‘academy’ side has just completed his level 1 and apparently just has them running laps.

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3 years

Elite 1-1 session for £30

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3 years

Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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11 months

Yesterday match U10s 3 coaches running and bouncing on the sidelines like demented Hyenas. All 3 desperate for the win. Just grow up.

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2 years

These oddballs with Instagram accounts for their kids are now wishing themselves Happy Fathers Day from the account.

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2 years

Parents outside the Astro watching a U7s elite match

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4 years

Imagine being a grown man and shouting at a teenage referee! Grow up

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2 years

Fair play to all those young kids reffing matches this weekend, they shouldn’t have to put up with the abuse they get. 🙌🏻 #grassrootsfootball

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4 years

Coached a player for a couple of years. Improved a lot, so last month made a call to academy coach (not some pretend scout). Spoke to parent, child and coach about the pros & cons. Kid has gone in, impressed and will probably sign. Nothing on social media. Simple

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4 months

When parents say “he wasn’t released by the academy, he quit so he could go back to playing with his mates.” #grassroots #lies

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2 years

Why are people abusing referees at kids football matches? Are you lot wired up right?

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4 years

Parents should take training once a season and deal with matchday to understand how hard it is.

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6 months

Getting a parent to run the line 🚩

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2 years

Don’t call matches off at any level

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3 years

When the scout says he can get your kid a trial at a pro club

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9 months

Some of you are wasting £40 an hour on a 1-1 session that’s actually holding your kid back. Coach has been nowhere near the professional game Coach has basic coaching badge Unopposed No decision making Ladders Brainless

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1 month

Big shoutout to those coaches running proper holiday football camps. Kids playing, good pricing that’s cheaper than childcare and just fun. Quality work 🙌🏻

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3 years

£100 million for Grealish. To put that into context it’s a 6 week summer camp in Macclesfield 😉

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4 years

Bleep test at training, are you ok? Seriously? 😂😂😂😂

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@Secretgrassroo2

3 years

Imagine doing this at training. Can see it now, UEFA B dads pulling their faces, too much fun, why are they not doing laps?

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3 years

🇲🇰 North Macedonia training, cone race edition 😀 @ffmmkd | #EURO2020

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3 years

Adults fighting at kids matches, grow up.

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3 years

Deluded parents pumping money into development centres, cheers for the cash, paid for the real academies kit and Christmas party. When will this foolishness stop? Stay at a decent grassroots club, stop following the badge. #desperation

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3 years

Grown men shouting at kids, what is wrong with you?

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4 years

Trials at grassroots clubs. Trial the coaches instead and watch them shit themselves.

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4 years

Big shoutout to the coaches, clubs and players who followed guidelines and are back now. #patience 😉👍🏻

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4 years

Academies in grassroots leagues are grassroots clubs.

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3 years

Brilliant grassroots teams folding because parents want the status of having a kid at an academy. A development centre is not an academy. £60 odd quid a month, really?

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3 years

Parents standing on the pitch during training or matches, just stand back you brainless pricks. #grassroots

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3 years

Strange how the fake academies don’t release players 💰

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4 years

Seen a post yesterday on a local grassroots page. Accomplished GK wanted........6 years old. Message for a trial 😳

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2 years

Parent of a kid who has the energy of an asthmatic sloth has complained that training isn’t intense enough. If her kid had a heat map on him at training it would look like the Japanese flag 🇯🇵 #grassroots

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2 years

Parent who’s kid hasn’t attended the last 3 training sessions is now kicking off because training is off tonight.

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3 months

If your kid doesn’t support the football club you do, you’ve failed as a parent. Agree?

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1 year

Some of these 1-1 sessions are getting silly now. Young lad straight out of college with a BTEC in sport and leisure, got bored mopping floors at the local pool so now he’s charging £40 to tell your kid to ‘SCAN’ This has to be banter. Unopposed rubbish.

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4 years

So I’ve just received this in the inbox

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2 years

Kids not playing football all weekend, ridiculous really. #grassrootsfootball

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4 months

Few posts this morning about kids looking for new clubs Awards nights season,what a time to be alive Lil man didn’t win player of the season and mum is fuming Titanic turns quicker but UEFA B Mum ain’t having it,new club. Kid changes club almost as much as his mum changes men

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4 years

These coaches still doing sessions, parents, next time you drop your kid off with them just remember if they bend the rules now they’ll probably do it for other things too.

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4 years

I see the new craze for desperate parents is making up running times. “He’s just done a 15 minute 5K” What, on his bike?

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4 years

Parents who slag off coaches in WhatsApp groups are usually traffic wardens and were milk monitors at school.

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2 years

Can’t get my head around adults kicking off at kids football matches. Pathetic

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5 months

U5s tournaments This is a wind up, right? You lot are unwell

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