As a reminder,
@SearsStores
is a parody/satire account. The accounts posts, contents, pictures, and communication are purely for entertainment purposes.
The account is not and has never been affiliated with the Sears Canada or Sears brand.
Our Manager Greg donated $0.57 to the Convoy. The government just froze our accounts, made us declare bankruptcy, and converted all of our stores into Spirit Halloween locations.
The year is 2022, only one retail store remain: Sears-Zellers and Co.
Beavers are found to be immune to COVID and the Prime Minister is now a 6ft tall beaver.
The national anthem is now the Tim Hortons jingle.
Citizens roam armed with Hockey sticks & full hockey gear.
Debate Drinking Game
Drink when:
- Singh asks Trudeau why he called an election
- Blanchet mentions Quebec
- Paul is asked about infighting
- O’Toole says “we released our plan in April”
- Singh fixes his beard
- Camera zooms into Trudeau smiling
- Trudeau mentions Harper
If you have not yet received your Sears Canada Christmas Wishbook please like this tweet.
A customer service rep will be in touch with you within a year.
Today will be my last day managing the Sears Canada twitter account.
I am happy to announce I have accepted a job with
@TimHortons
to try and fix their trash social media.
Wow! It looks like Michigan has now found the ballots necessary to keep a wonderful young man, John James, out of the U.S. Senate. What a terrible thing is happening!
We will be adjusting store hours for all Sears Canada locations to the standardized schedule below:
Monday - Closed
Tuesday - Closed
Wednesday - Closed
Thursday - Closed
Saturday - Closed
Sunday - Closed
Why are Hindu Nationalist backed accounts constantly posting fake AI images of Sikhs?
Foreign political interference to malign Sikhs.
Losers who post this fake content do not even bother retracting it or making statements.
Sears Canada has deployed our warehouse equipment and security guards to clear nearby blockades.
Anyone who resists will face a lifetime ban from the mall.