Sean Bell @SeanBellring Twitter profile

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@segwaying @the1banjo don't believe her, this chick can probably bowl her ass off prolly out bowling right now

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@bopinion Bloomberg: “Legend has it that inflation can affect people’s lives. We investigated this myth and discovered it was true, but only for the almost invisible fraction of Americans who make - and we verified that this actually exists - UNDER $300,000 per year.”

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@funnierhandle @chick_in_kiev it becomes easier to imagine when you realize that, currently, 91% of all drinks are consumed by just 1/5th of the population therefore, it's not that this 1/5th was drinking even more, it's that this 1/5th behavior was back then the behavior of 3/5ths of us

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@goofxist @Chinchillazllla this interaction reminds me of when M.I.A. was still releasing songs about being some kind of militant Sri Lankan revolutionary while simultaneously getting married to the Lehman Bros. billionaire failson (right) and hanging out with the Twitter founder guy (left)

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@ben_awareness bro be proud of yourself, you just taught at least 20 people about intersectionality, it’s all happening on stolen land anyway, there’s no ethical way to drive under capitalism

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@prophethusband I love how the dude knows on his show if he'll be mixing ground beef with his bare hands but he still wears 7 rings on his hands and 1.5% of every episode is him just taking off all those rings then putting them on again a legendary drip enthusiast, no notes

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@wapplehouse this type of thing will continue until restaurants with higher culinary and cultural quality recognize the magnitude of revenue they’re leaving on the table by failing to recognize the legitimacy of Fourth Meal NO it’s not a joke: Fourth Meal exists and shan’t be denied

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@someguynamedmax I like to remind people that this absolute king didn't hold on to the profits of Newman's Own, which has always given 100% of the profits to charity and has donated over a quarter billion dollars.

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@lookabee83 why are you, as a man, craving human contact outside of the battlefield and the football field? back in my day, men were men and we were switched off into a dreamless stasis when the violence was over

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@FinessaFudges remember when that chick made bread that was really well toasted and she posted a photo of it and 40,000 people were like “wow this bread is really well toasted”? you win the internet when that happens, complementary red pill.

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@freshhel this is how I feel when leftists point out that that corporation over there is doing that thing to make money

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@blackprints rapeseed ---------> Canola oil

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@MasculineTakes It’s a joke though, this chick is actually pretty cool.

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@toriimacdaddy @ActNormalOrElse Jeff: Its metaphysical now - the connotation of ‘foul’ doesn’t match the expected denotation of ‘foul’. Mike: Paul leans back for the 3 and… BANG! Mark: I think back to ‘14: we had to see Paul grind like that to shine like this so if the Lord is willing & the creek don’t rise…

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@profitwithant People Who Can’t Do Math Posting Their Ls:

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@zeit_sinn @lastpositivist this chick's dude just luvin life

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@FFigureFBust @womenpostingws I've never seen a real-life story accelerate to that level of bizarre in just twenty seconds. Amazing.

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@qilinreggae @crookedroads770 It's like how all English people are the descendants of children who killed Voldemort.

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@Forbes managing editor of Forbes 30 minutes away from the deadline to finalize the issue, still waiting on multiple delinquent stories: “screw it, can’t wait any longer: just going to put family vacation photos up and emphasize my son loves money, i mean it’s Forbes who’ll care?”

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@beigepilled You called this triptych “woman moment”, but you also could have called it “observe how quickly my personality repulses women”, which I think better gets the message of the piece across.

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@CSugarsweets @ActNormalOrElse you joke as if it's totally impossible that he said this, but the guy had a LOT of sides to him, people only focused on the rock side but there's a lot of evidence he was pretty involved in finance

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@funnierhandle @chick_in_kiev I have this graph burned into my mind forever because when I first read it I was working with alcoholics and dating an alcoholic and I am an alcoholic so I literally couldn't believe deciles 1 thru 7 could possibly exist in such volume. It still amazes me.

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@ActNormalOrElse None of the people who post in that way would ever use a two dollar word like "interiority". They'd be like "do guys ever have talk-to-themselves vibes?"

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@BrandyLJensen tfw you learn you're the sole heir of the kingdom of Genovia

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@shaun_vids "totally not meshing with someone's vibes is such a real thing" ❤️29,413

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@AUTISTICWIFE420 I tried to think of a joke about this for two minutes because I kept getting distracted by how fucked up this is. I read the whole article and it’s capitalism’s true face. Someone advises you not hug your children. It’s written just 6 years after a huge housing collapse. Dark AF.

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@RaxKingIsDead I worked at a firm where the lunch time was whenever the head partner wanted to get lunch, because it was expected that every lawyer in the firm (8 people) join him for lunch every single day to discuss cases and basically continue working while eating. No one resisted.

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@MariusKothor @OlufemiOTaiwo This is an important message on an important issue. If anyone reading wants to donate directly to similarly-situated refugees in the current day, GiveDirectly runs a program in Africa’s largest refugee camp in Uganda, with 270,000 in need.

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@AmandaBecker This article was good work but I wish everyone who talked to Sinema would bring up this tweet to her and the betrayal of her own message. She doesn’t really believe in anything.

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@selfiegoddesss dang, inflation is so bad now people are being forced to conserve melanin

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@TaylorLorenz “I do not look at screens, I do not stop working, but I am not 10X. I can’t be because this factory only makes XS thru 5X.”

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@cattattack44 @Chinchillazllla the sunday immediately after 9/11, Dick Cheney went on Meet the Press to say that Americans should "stick their thumbs in the eyes of the terrorists" by not letting "what happened here in any way throw off their normal level of economic activity" it's all that matters, for taxes

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@washingtonpost Raytheon Imagineering in cooperation with Lockheed Martin Productions based upon an idea by Northrop Grumman Nightmares brings you.... this summer's most chilling horror movie experience: "Scientists Are Teaching Drones to Hunt Down Human Screams" Starring Michael Cera

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@chrisalbon Thomas Friedman’s Afghanistan was his 20 year war to try to get the wifi to blanket every square foot of his home. And, unlike Afghanistan, his war is far from over… (Pool house reception still spottier than that WMD intel)

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This is Thomas Friedman's house

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@allahliker meanwhile, back on the Avenger, Colonel Richie Deals brokered a peace between rebel and ADVENT forces using only a telephone and the ability to find common ground

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@itscar0line2 @korysverse what about the teen that built a hidden underground house prison with a fake sky and recreations of the girls’ bedrooms in it? That’s a teen with lots of time

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@ceebeeradio @TonyRobite @queasy_f_bby

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@InternetHippo @NotABigJerk I badger incessantly everyone I meet until they tell me if they wipe back-to-front or front-to-back, and after they answer I don’t stop badgering them until they agree to start wiping side-to-side.

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@bethbourdon the overwhelming dysfunction of elite discourse in this country is some oligarch’s son writing an ‘advice’ article saying “inflation only stings if you’re in 99% of the population, but if you’re somehow that broke and busted, just eat lentils every day I guess? your life sucks.”

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@allisongeroi people like this end up becoming lawyers and it's a big factor in why my industry is terrible and must be eradicated

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@HKesvani "Fred? I don't know a 'Fred'. The name's Chris Gaines, and people say I'm too hot to handle."

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@getfiscal In all seriousness, I want to commend you for having the moral courage to take the Farthigh road when all around you people are taking the Fartlow road.

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@HOSTAGEKILLER I pay 5k cash for the film rights to this

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@fingerbIaster @Chinchillazllla Pride '21: "Now With 40% More Shame!"

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@andre10937909 @AndrewSolender @Grace_Segers why do people say this? what will it take for people to get it? Sinema's power is at 100% maximum RIGHT NOW - she's the key to any reconciliation bill. if she flips to Team Trump, she's loses all of that power. it's that simple. it's why the filibuster is so key for her.

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@acechhh counterpoint: cara delevingne's out-of-the-box political solutions are just what we need in this time of crisis

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@alexgmurd I'm over 6' and I strongly approve of this message. I'm tired of internet slags talking trash about my short homies out there on their Tyrion grind, runnin the game with their smaller hitboxes.

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@jksunjata if you assume their goal is "help people who vote for us" (which it is not and has never been) then yes it's not brilliant if you recognize their goal is "stay in power by GOTV" then actually it is brilliant and worked amazingly

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@SethAMandel @peekaso that reminds me of that classic scene from Fight Club

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@feraljokes I imagine she was wearing her podcast’s ISIS-themed merchandise when she typed this

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@puckthecat1 @RaxKingIsDead Many senior partners despise that anything beyond the firm exists. I had a senior partner who constantly kept his blinds closed on his enormous office windows. I asked him why and he said “because there’s nothing out there that anybody here should be focusing on.”

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@BilgeEbiri accept the mystery

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@crookedroads770 This guy reminds me of how I always put my crucifix necklace in my pocket before I set foot in Vatican City.

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@MasculineTakes The lesson: real men insist the woman pay the whole thing, and if she won’t, she’s not interested, move on.

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@ByYourLogic

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@christapeterso don’t you get it? her workout routine kept her “too fit to retire”

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@haramcart @GarbageApe I use a nofap technique called “Archduke at Sarajevo” where I imagine the Black Hand is after me, trying to throw grenades into my heated crotch area, and I feel so much fear of a geopolitical explosion that the little guy retracts and becomes wholly inaccessible. Try it.

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@notgwendalupe it must have been a trip to have gone through high school relationships with this song playing from all the white drama girls' speakers, 15yos asking each other if they'll still love each other "when they're not young and beautiful" and/or next semester, whichever comes first

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@zuza_real that’s a good idea but probably too distracting, what would convey the same info more neatly is an emoticon in the bottom right of the screen, 🙂 if the director endorses the act,😑 for neutral actions, ☹️ for strong disapproval vibes, an all moral atrocities get 😥😥😥 (triples)

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@scrowder The guy you got to give your lungs that knee massage last year was not skilled. You have to get the guy to put 100% of his weight on the lung to drive all the badness out. Get a better lung healer!

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@TaylorLorenz I see the new trailer for Resident Evil 8: Capitalism just dropped

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@kendallbaker @rogbennett I’m not sure if everyone is getting worse at this game or if I’ve just hit max level or what but it took like 2 seconds to find Waldo here, ya’ll need to step your game up

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@heylucymay this is so outrageously hot I don't know how to deal with it but I swear if Amanda Seyfried needs one or two or more kidneys in future she can rely on me to provide for her because this woman is supreme to me now like forreal she gave us this still AND this dance?!?! ONGOD

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@ggreenwald Why did you post today that you have never claimed you were being censored? Don't you care about not lying to your readers?

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@MasculineTakes 1) Make a DC universe movie with the Justice League 2) Have the character be Clark Kent for the entire movie 3) Ask only men what they think about the movie on the way out of the theater. 100% of their answers will include "Why wasn't Clark ever Superman?!? We prefer Superman!"

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@IChotiner I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville (which is what they called Shelbyville in those days) so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time, and paid for the ferry with a nickel - in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on the

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@ashleylynch [looks at this comment] [re-reads this comment] [throws draft screenplay ‘EIGHTY NINE SAMURAI’ into the trash]

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@WSMV I found this photo of the world's longest car, it goes on for miles and miles!

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@SwampCommunist @Hbomberguy hopefully, for the good of the commune, lots and lots of people develop janitor hobbies

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@annamerlan What are those? Trees for ANTS?!?

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@CSugarsweets Thank you for your service. See you in 3-6 weeks.

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@lunch_enjoyer what did she mean by this?

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@Aella_Girl when a boy has a score above a suitably high floor, that’s amore! when correlations are high with the data from a guy, that’s amore!

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@carterhambley not only does he not curse, he doesn’t even raise his voice he has no tattoos and no piercings the American GOAT who just quietly humbly weaves his magic

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@BusinessInsider no boss in the world has it as easy as the American boss for so many reasons, not least of which is it takes at least one million deaths for mindlessly obedient American worker bees to arrive at groundbreaking insights like "work is work" and "my company is not my family"

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@mattyglesias all you have to do is post this and go "wow, this was the best, most authentic BBQ I've ever had in my life! they really know how to 'Q in Stamford, Connecticut"

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@jackpaulsartre @lastpositivist ‘Fuck John Steinbeck, read Percy Jackson!’

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@sapna it applies to almost everything she's ever said

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wish I loved anything as much as Gwyneth Paltrow loves being unrelatable

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@Sessler @deesnider

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@LinkedIn @RobertDowneyJr “1. Get your dad to put you in his movies. 2. Get your uncle to put you in his SNL show. 3. Screw up both, then do heroine and cocaine *constantly*. 4. Seriously, do heroine for like 10-15 years. 5. You’re uninsurable now so get Mel Gibson to pay your bond. … 10. Iron Man!”

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@TheStalwart in the movie The Boy Next Door, the title teen gives Jennifer Lopez's character, a classics teacher, a "first edition Iliad" that he purchased for $1 its in fantastic condition, given its age

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@benner for this one, you got to know that the owner of the account died two weeks earlier from COVID

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@__wartooth hopefully this will pick your spirits up there’s still beauty in the world later today watch this ancient crone sing the hymn of global megastar Bono in this trying time

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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: “Later at the lunch, maybe you might wanna watch, I’m gonna be reading a poem written by Bono about Ukraine, which you might find interesting."

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@reallygettowork @Pookie_Snowman @GarlicCorgi so Ra's al Ghul did this?

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@allahliker I know it could seem like that, but don't! I recently read this thread from a guy that did literally exactly that and very early on he requested that readers find a way to fire him into the sun, which indicates great displeasure - the very opposite of your intuitive expectation.

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@davidmackau it's crazy how different people's lives are when their father is a multi-billionare

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@bear_criminal I play a running game with the internet called "Prove Ableism Is The Most Versatile Accusation" and this is a new high score the 5 word prompt is such a perfectly random Rorschach test that this response is a kind of masterpiece of the genre, it's what powers Twitter

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@TheTchaikovsky for centuries, our order has been dedicated to protecting the Sacred Bond Pyramid

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@GBBranstetter make sure to use that in the "Zen booth"

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@mattyglesias Cutting against "official narratives", huh? The best trick you do to correct-wash your own official narrative is delete any previous tweets that would give anyone an accurate record of how many of your confident assertions are proven wrong by reality. Because it's most of them!

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@MasculineTakes a classic example of how 90%+ of politically-oriented dialogue on the internet is building up strawmen to then tear them back down "you know how you are a human? those other guys who are wrong politically want you to be this cartoon made of paint!"

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@edburmila @lib_crusher ten years ago, straight MSNBC people were addicted to asserting they were "straight but not narrow", now they need much harder stuff just to feel the same high

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@InternetHippo at my last job, after I told my boss that he made me certain assurances at my interview that were not ending up being true, he disowned those assurances with a dismissive "it was an interview!" just like Kamala going "it was a debate!", as if it was always an obvious scam

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