Good morning all, on this beautiful cool morning, I present to you something hot 🔥🔥🔥and beautiful 😂, your one and only dat lab gurl 🤭🤭, she is also open to model jobs😂😂. Enjoy your day🥰.
I look at my mom and I will be like damn, this woman is beautiful. My dad like better thing, she too fine and set. Jesus, see beauty even at her age, so young. I’m happy I carry that gene☺️
You have been hearing about DEWORMING
-But do you know the worms you deworm for and how they enter the body?
🦵 🦵walk with me down this 🧵 and see a FEW worms and SOME of the ways they enter the body 🤭🤭
As a pregnant woman:
1. Don’t smoke and drink alcohol during pregnancy
2. Go for antenatal
3. Complete your vaccines
4. Take your vitamins
5. Report any abnormal symptoms to your doctor
6. Eat well, hydrate and rest.
Remember any thing you do or don’t do, affect your baby.
A guy went to separate fight and he took a blow to his right ear, he was in pains and his neighbor told him to pour dry gin into his ears and he did it for days until pus starting coming out from the ear. Please don’t self medicate if you don’t know what’s wrong with you.
List of STDs:
Herpes, Gonorrhea, HIV, Syphilis ,Human papilloma virus, Pubic lice, Warts, Chlamydia, Trichomoniasis, and hepatitis B
If you like be walking around the streets of Nigeria barefooted, I don warn you.
You’re welcome 😉
But why is it that when someone post a picture, instead of you to like, admire or repost and pass, you will zoom in and in and in into the picture. Like what are you looking 👀 for?
The first time I entered labour ward and I saw how the child was coming out, I felt lightheaded and they had to chase me out. Had nightmares about it, told myself I was going to be a nun😂, but with the way I’m seeing beautiful kids around🥹, I’m now having a change of mind😂
Why is it that when patients comes to the hospital, they see male medics as doctors. But the females, it depends on how they see you, if you’re up to their standard, you’re a nurse, if you’re half of it, you’re an Aunty or a sister, but if you’re no where, you’re an excuse me😂😂
Fun Facts about the body:
1.The skin is the largest organ
2.The pineal gland is the smallest organ
3.The femur is the strongest bone
4.The stapes is the smallest bone
5.We have 206bones,78organs in the body
6.Hearing is the last sense organ to die
What other facts do you know?
A 16yr old just rizz me up just now😂😂, like guy, I’m your auntie😂, as he was leaving, he told me to keep on looking beautiful 😂, I applaud his boldness but wahala for who get small body o..
Patient coming in for a test:
Me: mama, you wan do fasting blood sugar, hope you never chop
Patient: no o
Proceed to collect blood sample
Me: but why your hand dey smell fufu
Patient: my pikin, as I dey comot for house,my eye begin turn me, na I say make I take two swallow
Me:
<<<IT’S FRUITY FRIDAY>>>
🌴COCONUT DAY🥥
It’s benefits include:
1. It’s an antioxidant
2. Helps to control blood sugar
3. Help form red blood cell
4. Helps in weight loss
5. Aids digestion
6. Improves sperm count
What do you eat with your coconut?
I observed that no matter how simple your dressing is, when you look smart, carry a neat hair style, clean your footwear, smell nice, You will get respect in banks, eateries and any establishment you enter, but not in markets because looking nice equals inflated prices of goods.
Did you know?
Boils are mostly caused by bacteria and It enters the body through cuts,hair follicle,clogged sweat glands.The body then releases white blood cells (WBC) which fights it.The WBC,the bacteria and dead skin forms pus
What parts of the body are most affected by boils?
Do you know?
suya can cause cancer in a long run.
It’s meat roasted over open fire. The smoke particles gets stuck to the meat and causes harm to the body. its advisable to eat it with onion which is an antioxidant and cabbage
So as you buy suya, ask for more onion and cabbages
Let’s play with these fun hormone :
🍱Ghrelin:hormone for hunger
🥞Leptin:it tells you when you’re full.
🧔♂️Testosterone:it is responsible for the growth of beards
😁Dopamine:happy hormone
😱Adrenaline:fear hormone
Have a dopamine filled day😂
Are you having headaches, can’t think straight? Here is the remedy:
Loose that braid and weave on your head, it has tried, you’ve carried it for long, pour cold water on your head and thank me later..
Just found out that eating children food while feeding them is so sweet. It has this unique taste, now I’m wondering why this child is giving me the side eyes like I’m stealing from him🤔
Another Saturday, sitting pretty on my bed, watching people getting married while planning mine in my head, seeing their beautiful pictures and videos and shouting “am I a spoon” and “God when”, knowing fully that if anyone proposes to me now, I will run for my life😂😂
HOW TO CARE FOR THE LIVER:
1.Reduce alcohol intake
2.Exercise and eat right
3.Stop abusing drugs and herbal medicine
4.Get vaccinated for hepatitis B, practice safe sex and avoid sharing personal items like toothbrush
5.Wash your hands,your fruits before eating
6.Drink water
Sis, that your man, brother, friend,
ask them how they are, and tell them you are happy to have them in your life, cook for them from your pocket or get them a little gift today. In the evening, ask them how their day went and end the day doing something fun.
Thank me later.
Why are you not using your picture as your avi
1. I’m not cute
2. I’m hiding from my family members and people who know me
3. I just came here to get news and catch cruise
4. I’m using my picture
KIDNEY STONES
When there is little water in the urine to dilute the mineral and other substances in the urinary tract, the minerals then stick together to form crystals or hard substances known as kidney stone. They can be as small as a grain of sand or bigger.
My man teaching me how to drive,we approaching a pot hole
Him: babe slow down
Me still stepping on the accelerator
Him: SLOW DOWN
Me stopping the car in the middle of the road.
Me: why are you shouting 😭😭
Him:your own is always different. It was very easy teaching Jane
Me:
<<FUN HORMONES >>
1.Melatonin:regulate your sleep and waking up cycle
2.Testosterone:production of sperm
3.Progesterone:prepare the uterus for pregnancy
4.Cortisol:helps the body respond to stress
5.Prolactin:production of milk in women
6.Prostaglandin:causes mensural cramps
Fun fact about the human hair:
1.Each strand of hair can contain traces of 14 different elements(including gold).
2.The anticipation of sex makes hair grow faster
3.Theonly thing that CAN’T be identified by hair is gender
4.we have about 100,000 strands of hair on their head.
🛑DID YOU KNOW?🛑
1. Those sounds your tummy makes after eating is actually made by the intestine and it’s a sign that digestion has started.
2. Those clear fluid you see on your wound/cut, is a sign that the healing process has started and it’s the body's way of flushing germs.
Now that we’re back from church, who do you think feel themselves in church the most :
1. Lead choir 🧑🎤
2. Ushers 🧍♀️
3. Drummers🥁
4. Keyboardist 🎹
5. Guitarist 🎸
6. Pastors wife and kids😂
There was this baby that I took blood sample from 2mths ago, this child saw me today and started crying, it broke my heart. See me chasing after this boy and trying to win him over and he was forming , now I understand what guys go through with girls. At last, the baby fold😂😂
<<WHITE BLOOD CELL>>
It’s also called Leukocytes. WBCs are the body’s soldiers that fight and protect our body against foreign invaders like bacteria.
There are 5 types of WBCs that perform different functions
1.Neutrophil
2.Eosinophil
3.Basophil
4.Monocytes
5.Lymphocytes
Reading novels, I was told that those kind of men were fairytales. But now, I have come to realize that despite their flaws, those men exist, I have heard stories, seen with my eyes, see the length they go for their wives. Novel men do exist
People are enjoying their marriages.
<<PLATELETS >>
They are small colorless cells that helps stop bleeding. They are produced in the bone marrow, when there is an injury, platelets rush to the site, forms a plug to stop the bleeding. Without them,any injury we have no matter how small can be life threatening.
<<FRUITY FRIDAY >>
.. CARROT DAY..
Its benefits include:
1. Improves vision.
2. Boosts immunity.
3. Lowers blood sugar and pressure.
4. Rich in antioxidants.
5. Aids digestion.
6. Supports weight loss.
Carrots can be eaten raw, cooked or made into smoothie.
The promises we make to God when we are in trouble are so funny.
“God if my wife doesn’t catch me, I won’t cheat again, then go back to cheating later on.”
Add yours.
Ovulation: is the process where egg is released from the ovary. it happens on the 14th day of a 28 day cycle length or 5 days before. The woman is fertile during this period. It comes with:
Discharge, high urge for s$x, tender breast, mood changes, high sense of smell and taste.
It’s fruity Friday (DATE DAY)
It’s a dry fruit, sold for 100 Naira and has a sugary like taste.
It’s benefits are:
1. Gives energy and Vit
2. Aid bowel movement
3. Improves fertility and libido in men
4. Reduces hair loss & improves your skin tone
Get yourself a date today.