Imagine you're Matthew Petersen. A lawyer with no trial experience suddenly nominated for a seat on the DC District Court. What do you do? Begin cramming like a mofo. You ask friends/lawyers/judges what to expect from Congress. This guy, apparently, did nothing. He's Betsy DeVos
@KevinMKruse
@HouseGOP
Two years with control of the House spent on nonsense like Hunter Biden and Anthony Fauci investigations, followed by lame excuses about the Dems being the reason nothing got done, followed by Dems taking back control of the House in 2024.
@AP
Somebody please inform the Fuhrer that we signed an agreement - The Outer Space Treaty- in 1967 that said we won't militarize space. Not that 50 year old agreements mean anything to that bloated waste of oxygen.
@thehill
Isn't Kevin McCarthy the same guy who was caught on tape in November 2016 saying he thinks Trump is paid off by Putin? I'm quite sure I remember it. Maybe he should shut the fuck up and let the investigation run its course.
As someone who has suffered from both anxiety & depression let me say if you're struggling, talk to a professional. Therapy and/or meds can change your life. Probably saved mine 30 yrs ago. There is no shame, and there is no stigma. Be good to yourself.
Also...FUCK SKIP BAYLESS!
Skip Bayless thinks Dak Prescott is weak for admitting he’s suffered depression following his brother’s suicide and during the Covid-19 pandemic. He says leaders don’t do that.
Disgusting take.
Leaders help others. Dak is helping teammates and fans alike by speaking up.
@Jacob63862
@JohnFugelsang
If you see a same-sex couple walking down the street holding hands, and you're instantly disgusted by them, the last thing you're thinking of is Jesus. It's just homophobia. Don't use the Bible as a weapon to defend your prejudice.
The Steele Dossier trend is hilarious. They're still claiming Trump's campaign didn't collude with Russia in 2016. Not only did they collude with Russia, Trump spent his entire 4 years in office humping Putin's leg. He's still humping Putin's leg!
@KevinMKruse
@TwitterDesign
You can get old twitter back by:
1) Click on Settings & Privacy
2) Click on About Twitter
3) Click on Directory
4) Upper left hand corner click on the little house.
@robreiner
There IS something in the Constitution that anticipated a criminal fuck in the White House. Based on what we already know Trump should have been impeached & removed by now, The fact that he hasn't been impeached means our Congress has been utterly derelict in their duties.
And just like that the Bears have the hot young QB in the division, and Green Bay has the creaky old anti-vax weirdo. I knew if we waited long enough this would happen.
@pastorb_ifb
@JohnFugelsang
Once you start out trying to use Jesus and the Bible as weapons, it's not long until you're cherry picking scripture to meet your bigoted world view, and lying about what scripture says in the process. Jesus would puke at the sight of you.
@BrianKarem
@KellyannePolls
I hope someone explained to Kellyanne that she isn't the person who determines protocol on mail-in ballots. She's strictly in charge of lying for Trump and arguing with her husband during the ashtray fights.
Here's what really happened.
Trump lost. He didn't want to accept that. He told his cult to show up at the US Capitol on Jan 6, to stop the steal. They did. They tried to storm the US Capitol. They fucked around, and they found out. And, Ashli Babbitt should have had company.
Thinking back to a better time, when I could steal from Mississippi welfare recipients while selling miracle copper elbow sleeves on squigglevision....
When the Cubs front office claims to be losing money, they're lying. They intentionally fail to mention the increasing (constantly) value of the franchise. They paid $850million for the team in 2009. The Cubs are now valued at $3.35Billion. Quadrupled their money in 12 years.
@tomselliott
@GovStitt
Who decides which SCOTUS rulings are unconstitutional? The role of the Supreme Court is to determine constitutionality. Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
❄️❄️45 minutes shoveling my car out. Dude sat there idling for 10 minutes, watching me. I know he wanted my spot. I know I should have told him I'm not leaving. But oh the look on his face when I tossed the shovel in the car and walked back to my front door. Wonderful. ❄️❄️❄️
According to his fans, if you break windows in Kenosha, you deserve to get killed by Kyle Rittenhouse. However, if you break a window at the US Capitol, get shot in the neck, and bleed out of the floor like Ashli Babbitt, you're a victim.
@BrodyLogan
Donald Trump. After he fired
@pennjillette
on Celebrity Apprentice I told him that at least Penn makes money for casinos, rather than bankrupting them. Still blocked too.
@AP
Obstruction of justice charge was already going to be easy to establish. This is just gift wrapping it and putting a bow on top. Trump is doing the heavy lifting for Pelosi.
#ImpeachTrumpNow
After the Civil War is over, and the South has lost, AGAIN, we need to make some changes. First of all, the Electoral College really needs to go.
#CivilWarSignup
Why is Trump in Chicago like it's 2016 still dealing with the fakenews media. I don't get it, we're supposed to be past this. he should be doing interviews on Charlie Kirk, Alex Jones, Tim pool. forget ABC and the fake news media
@DefiyantlyFree
@RepSwalwell
They didn't lie about Russian collusion. There was Russian collusion. See: Lavrov & Kislyak with Jess Sessions, and Nataliya Veseelnitskaya with Trump Jr, Kushner, and Manafort at Trump Tower.
You're a cultist loser.
@robreiner
"Russia, Russia, Russia. It's a big hoax. I have no connection to Russia. I have no business with Russia." - Trump
He's been in Putin's pocket all along, and now he has the cult on board.
@drewharwell
@MikeKellams
Said it before, and now again. Truth Social was never meant to be a success. It was meant to make money for Trump before it collapsed under its own dead weight, like all Trump "businesses."
98% of black women voted for Jones.
63% of white women voted for Moore.
93% of black men voted for Jones.
72% of white men voted for Moore.
Jones won by 1.5%
No mystery about what happened in Alabama. Black people saved us all from having a child molester in the US Senate.
@_justinwilliam
@pastorb_ifb
@JohnFugelsang
Think you're forgetting about Matthew telling you to not judge others. Think you're also assuming being LGBTQ+ is a sin. It isn't. You also seem to think you're in a position to decide what is a sin. You aren't. Piss off, homophobe.
@JoshMandelOhio
Everything we stand for? You mean cheating on the wife? Hooking up with a campaign worker? Do your 3 kids cry when they see you and your new girlfriend?
Paul Vallas has the endorsement of the Chicago FOP. They also endorsed Donald Trump and Darren Bailey. If Chicagoans are dumb enough to elect this asshole, they'll find out quickly what he means by an increased police presence. He wants to ease the rules on police chases ffs.
He's right. If you're in Hyde Park after 10PM the odds are pretty good that you'll encounter roving gangs of economics majors. And if you see a car load of law school students, just keep on walking, bitch.
Dan Bernstein has raised a lot of money for kids with cancer over the years. I mean...a lot of money. Proud to call him a friend. He does a hell of a job with the puzzle clues too.
@ratemyskyperoom
@RobertKennedyJr
*In 1982 Kennedy was sworn in as an assistant district attorney for Manhattan. After failing his bar exam he resigned in July 1983. That September he was charged with heroin possession and pleaded guilty in February 1984. He received to two years probation and community service.*
@sarahcpr
When Obama took office, McConnell tried to tell him how things work. Obama told Mitch to sit down and shut up because "I won. Elections have consequences." That left a permanent scar on McConnell. He has never recovered. Mitch no like when the colored folk talk to him like that.
Normally I make fun of networks for sending reporters out in the brutally cold weather to talk about how cold it is but if NBC wants to leave Tony Dungy out there all day I'm good with that.