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Ramblings on cricket. Surrey/Middlesex/RR. Bazball enthusiast. @HGTCricket Ambassador for @Middlesex_CCC . she/her. views my own.

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3 years
Friends: You like test cricket right? Why it’s so boring? Me at 12:30am bloodshot eyes twitching and shaking with a caffeine high unable to sleep literally crying at England collapsing before my eyes for the thousandth time Me: Yeh it’s fun and relaxing
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2 years
My dad is in an airport and he just sent me this 😭
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2 years
If Crawley scores a ton against you, you should lose WTC points
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7 months
Sometimes I think our plan when we go to India is just hope Joe Root can score 300 and take 10 wickets each game
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2 years
I swear cricket is the only sport where I can spend 2hrs watching every ball then get up to miss the only wicket of the day so far, dumb game
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3 years
Rishabh Pant is what we thought Jos Buttler could be, it’s so good to watch, I think I have wk envy
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2 years
How Babar vs How we saw thought it this declaration would be seen
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The funniest thing to come from today is by far David Warner finding out SRH has blocked him on all socials because he wanted to celebrate Travis Head and then airing that dirty laundry for us to see
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I’m still speechless we chose 3 frontline spinner and the best of the lot was Joe Root
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7 months
I’m still speechless we chose 3 frontline spinner and the best of the lot was Joe Root
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6 months
Watching Jadeja sadly celebrating his ton after selling Sarfaraz down the river is very funny
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7 months
Jaiswal is gonna crush us repeatedly and then average 3 when I watch Rajasthan this year
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3 years
My literal nightmares have materialised in front of me #ENGvsIND
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3 years
Lol that’s absolutely tragic
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2 years
Dawid Malan is the 3rd England player to tons in all three formats guys… Heather Knight literally did it first
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3 years
We might be shit at cricket but at least we have functional cameras
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7 months
We’re going to lose 4-1 thanks to this tweet
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Michael Atherton: England have moved from heavy second favourites to series favourites against India #INDvENG READ:
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3 years
Joe Root’s nuts are my player of the series
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2 years
What not captaining England does for your mood is incredible
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3 years
My dad just said he would have Roy open with Bairstow in test cricket. Possibly the worst take I’ve ever heard. Also saying “I’m entitled to my opinion” does not make it a good one 😭😭😭
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3 years
Liam Livingstone 6s are the sexiest in world cricket
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3 years
Hit me with some of your genuine terrible cricket opinions, need to become more controversial in cricket chats
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2 years
Test cricket is soooo good anyone who says otherwise is wrong
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I want you to know that with every demolition job, it will make India getting knocked out in the semis all the funnier
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2 years
Do England get ICC points for consistency?
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3 years
I wonder if England Cricket realise the emotional damage they’ve caused me, I feel entitled to compensation
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3 years
I’ve moved my series goalposts from winning the series to “I will happily lose 5-0 if Joe Root can get a ton in Australia”
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6 months
Bazball has me to the point that when I see our openers defend anything I feel like we’re on the back foot
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2 months
All this cricket had been great but the past months have me desperate for test cricket
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3 years
To anyone else who was amazed here is a tiny clip of 80 year old Enid Bakewell bossing the crease! Alas I don’t have her cheeky edge to 3rd man I can confirm I was at the other end, playing with much less fluidity 📷 creds to @cricketvairagya (ps sound on for a good WAIT)
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1 year
Woakes about to make case for Stokes Woakes Foakes test excellence
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10 months
Beginning to believe Mott isn’t a world class coach he just had the best team ever in the Aussie women
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8 months
TC has done the impossible, he’s united all sections of cricket Twitter. Unfortunately for him, it’s everyone thinking he’s a bit of an arse
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1 year
Sometimes choosing Tongue over Wood isn't the right call
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2 years
Lol imagine breaking a 200 run partnership just for Jos Buttler to walk out, I’d just go home
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8 months
Every year I’m shocked by IPL auction strategy
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England's men are scheduled to play a Test match on 24% of the days in 2024. If you are awake, at any given moment next year, there is about a 9% chance England's men should be on-field playing a Test match
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I will cry
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3 years
Axar Patel walked so Scott Boland could run
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2 years
Is it legal? Yeh Is it a crap way to end a series? Yeh
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2 years
England are playing test cricket again today?!? Bruh I don’t need this toxicity in my life right now
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3 years
ODI is the only real format anyway
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10 months
@ all of them
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1 year
🎶Sometimes all I think about is you, late nights in the middle of June🎶 (This was drafted in June and is still true)
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I’m seeing a couple of people talking about this being an embarrassing failure if we lose??? Guys Baz and Stokes have done the impossible and made one of the deadest pitches ever genuinely exciting. So what if we lose at least we haven’t been bored for 5 days straight
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3 years
Just got this in the post 😍 just want to say massive thanks to @englandcricket and everyone who signed the shirt, can confirm you are all inspirational! I can’t wait to watch the Test next week!!!
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3 years
Excited to see us bat first and pick two spinners
@SkyCricket
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3 years
England can expect a green pitch with help for the seamers at the Boxing Day Test, according to MCG pitch curator Matthew Page... #Ashes 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏
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2 years
And we’re back.
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Ok I know he’s out of form but people blaming Joe Root for us being in a crap position everytime we are is a bit much. We lost 8-99.
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1 year
Me watching Mitch Marsh runs
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3 years
Dhoni wants to be Darren Stevens so bad
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2 years
He’s means Edgbaston but I’m sure this is actually a psychological warfare tactic to put Headingley back in his mind
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3 years
Chris Woakes is the cool fun uncle who missed the first half of the family vacation. The relief when he arrives is immense.
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2 years
So do they think we're stupid or blind?
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"We've definitely made big improvements" Joe Root sees the positives and is determined to continue as Test captain. #WIvENG
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2 years
How has this happened twice in one week 😭
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2 years
My dad is in an airport and he just sent me this 😭
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Wow the light is so bad I can’t see
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3 years
It's the morning and all I can think now is how Joe Root deserves so much better
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3 years
Australia being terrible at whiteball cricket makes me feel so safe, like I can pretend the ashes won’t be 5-0
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Darren Stevens charging down the wicket at Jimmy Anderson while are Kent 45-8 and Jimmy is on 7/11 is peak cricket
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3 years
People are like “ohhh my god England are in crisis what do we do?!?!” Bestie we’ve been in crisis for years, we would have be crushed in the 2019 ashes at home if it weren’t for Ben Stokes being a freak and the Aussies getting plastered after the 4th test
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Captain, Only good batter, Part time spinner, Now coach. We are literally nothing without this man.
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Maybe a result of the dwindling numbers in England’s coaching staff, but Joe Root seems to have taken on some coaching duties at the SCG, even dishing out some throwdowns, three days out from the fourth #Ashes Test
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WE DIDNT LOSE BY AN INNINGS! Time to party on babyyyy 🥳
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8 months
23 Cr for Starc should be the official definition of insanity
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3 years
As you can see, I’m very unimpressed with the Bairstow wicket 😂
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In honour of two legends being retired please see the most awkward photo I have ever taken while these two were chilling playing golf and England were getting a battering in the WIndies and I was mid dissertation break down
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3 years
Hashim Amla 3* (96) at lunch takes a level of patience I will never know
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1 year
Ok this is where I’m at for the WC at this point in time 1. Bairstow 2. Malan 3. Root 4. Brook 5. Buttler 6. Jacks/Ali 7. S. Curran 8. Woakes 9. Wood 10. Rashid 11. Archer
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So if we beat the over rate do we get bonus WTC points?
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2 years
My boss is a big cricket fan and is convinced we’re going to lose and is anti Bazball and prefer the draw and I’m very pro Bazball so please England don’t lose for me so I can be right
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2 years
Am I becoming massive Steve Smith fan because he was kind to my Dad. 1000% Yes.
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3 years
Good to see South Africa working hard to reassure me England might not be the worst test team in the world
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2 years
In a game like this both teams should just agree to ball tampering for the third and 4th innings
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I’m only 99% sure he’s joking 😂
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3 years
England 30-3 by stumps. Bet.
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3 years
So I’m relatively new to loving cricket, and I’ve never watched the county champs but I wanna watch more of it this year. I’m not from a major county so I don’t really know who is good to support, atm I follow the English players. So please tell me which team to support and why
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I’ve reached a new low. In a dynamic strategy to convince my friends who don’t love cricket to go watch cricket with me I spent 30mins creating a PowerPoint presentation explaining the games I want to see, price location teams etc, so they can pick from it like a drop down menu
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The cricket has been great so far this World Cup but I’m not sure the Comms could be worse? Like it takes effort to be this dull
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2 years
Nice to see Zak Crawley secure his place for the next 20 tests
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3 years
Moeen continuing the ever present trend of Englishmen gifting wickets to Axar Patel
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8 months
RCB are so unserious
@IPL
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England's Tom Curran is SOLD to @RCBTweets for INR 1.5 Crore 🔨 #IPLAuction | #IPL
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If Zak Crawley scores England’s fastest ever test ton I’m not sure I can ever forgive Pakistan
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3 years
Ahhhh yeh, ain’t it just fabulous to see Bangladesh win cricket can be good
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3 years
Burns is scared of nothing except Starc first ball of an innings and Womens cricket
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7 months
Got off my flight and checked the score and I tell you what I’ve always said Tom Hartley’s release height is something special
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2 years
Ben Foakes is possibly one of the unluckiest cricketers. The anti Ben Stokes.
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3 years
Me waking up and checking the scorecard after going to sleep when Aus were 200-6
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3 years
One of my favourite parts of cricket Twitter is watching cricket Twitter watch other sports and try and turn it into cricket metaphors. To those of you who do this, I salute you!
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2 years
I really wish we would play more cricket against Scotland and Ireland, both mens and womens. I’d kill for like a 3 way series? Multilateral or not idk I just want to see it more
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2 years
She’s here and she’s absolutely stunning!!!! I’ve finally got my first bat!!!! She’s from a local maker and it’s beautiful! I’m so excited for the friendly on Sunday! I can’t thank Garrard enough!
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6 months
So like is Harry Brook available for the 4th test?
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3 years
I’m officially closer to Josh Inglis than he is to the Aussie white ball squad 👀
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2 years
Funny how men accept there is misogyny in cricket and happily talk about it, but when young women point out their problematic behaviours which contribute to misogyny in the system which they've been part of for literal years it's all 'nope no problem here at allll couldn't be me'
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3 years
Just for the record, for anyone who forgot or needs reminding: Ben Stokes is a fucking legend and if anything we should respect him more than ever
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9 months
Please India, for me, don’t let the Aussies win
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3 years
Are England even playing a test if Root isn’t walking out at 11-2
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3 years
Guys Alex Hartley has liked not one, but two of my tweets. As if today couldn’t get more surreal, I’m losing it
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2 years
I’ve decided people who constantly moan about pitches and pitch preparation got no bitches
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