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@BBGreatMoments Muricans when they discover Cricket this summer

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@TheEuropeanLad It doesn't even matter if it was onside or offside. The technology could have easily corrected any error within seconds, why not just let it play out.

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@JoePompliano @rgguti Big deal, Old Trafford have thee mini Niagra falls on the west roof...

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@samuelluckhurst Of course, Locust had to add 10m on top!!! Wouldn't have been able to digest his meal without it.

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@The_Gerrard_Era Because at least on paper they have a low net spend & high revenue. Even if that includes deals like Aaron Mooy type transfers where they buy him at Melbourne City, transfer to Man City for almost nothing and then gets sold to Huddersfield straightaway pocketing £10m.

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@AndyMitten They probably wanted to see what a real Treble looked like...

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@centredevils @DiMarzio @_GIFN Yes because everyone goes home for the summer no? No one stays at the club in June lads.

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@centredevils @JamieJackson___ Lol, now they are just making things up as they go...

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@MarinaMedvin More countries should publish these figures and let the debates happen around the reasons behind this & not hide behing called racist or having any phobias. Not all cultures are same or at least equally compatible to live together, and there is nothing wrong in it.

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@StokeyyG2 So the guy apparently had dozens in his home town in Brazil betting on his yellow cards..... He may be a fraud but a Robin Hood fraud!!

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@centredevils @BILD @bvbnewsblog You're not welcome back regardless of whether Erik Ten Hag stays or not.

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@bernardooooV3 Surprising that City fans who rate Jack Grealish's time at the club as success despite him scoring about a dozen goals in 2.5 years as "he provided us something stats don't show" are now questioning Bellingham's numbers when clearly he had a different job then scoring goals this

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@David_Ornstein @FabrizioRomano @TheAthleticFC What am i missing here? People rejecting Bayern to stay with Austria, Brighton, Leverkusen and go to West Ham instead. Are Bayern that much of a mess or is it something else?

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@Carra23 I don't care what happens in the rest of the season but I hope United end Liverpool's title challange this Saturday

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@ManUtd Glad to see INEOS making moves quickly and behind the scenes... More power to you & hopefully better days ahead.

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@centredevils @TyMarshall_MEN Thats pretty shameful... if anythinf Coventry deserve a standing ovation

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@centredevils Could have been you Jadon, choices

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@TenHagEra @ManUtd "You told me you love challanges" "Aye i do" "You'll be playing centre back Palace away this year son, plisss. Good day."

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@centredevils In Its not on him. We are a shambles of a club.

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@SkySportsNews This is something Ten Hag should have done a long ago, start calling out journos and media outlet on their propaganda against United. Should have asked Neil Custis or anyone from the Sun to explain the sacking story they did today morning as well.

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@centredevils Thank god its Mark Ogden, now we can completely ignore this 🙏

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@David_Ornstein These days it does feel envious the way Arsenal is run, used to be the butt of the jokes but big money signings on point (Kai, Rice) and shrewd value signings (Trossard, Jorginho) along with a low wage bill and attractive football... Now go and get the PL won guys!

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@centredevils @reluctantnicko Reluctant Nicko in the next room when Wilcox said this to ETH

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@LUFC So lads we are the most hated club in the country, we need to take it to the next level!! Let's get in someone who are one of the most hated owners in Europe!! 🤝

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@StokeyyG2 Apart from the Aston Villa foul all the other fouls are normal tbh. Stopping a counter attack, going for an aerial duel etc. They must have found proof of him betting on himself getting yellows.

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@StokeyyG2 Yup, a lot of times being on the move, throwing off balance and unlike baseball don't have to throw the ball at an approx target, hitting the stumps is a bigger priority. And yeah all of this with a harder ball.

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@TheFootbaIlHub This is basically how Liverpool won all their league titles before 1992, there is a reason they have only won one after the rule changed 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@StokeyyG2 The sprayers they use, their clothes along with the backpacks they have all have had petrochemicals used during their manufacturing!! 🤦‍♂️

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@TenHagEra Are you saying its because City and Chelsea are at Wembley 2-3 times every year where except last year its a much more rare occassion for us these days.

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@centredevils Nacho carrying a knock but twitter told me he shouldn't have been subbed off...

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@AnfieldRd96 Wait for Haaland to get lice in his pony tail & Rodri to pick up an ear infection due to cold... Keeping them out of action for roughly 10-15 days before being fit.

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@centregoals @centredevils Even as a United fan, i think this is an embarassing stat. I'd swap one PL or CL for all the 8 trophies...

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@centredevils @opaleak @FootyHeadIines Looks horrible, the back is like a bedsheet cover trying to cover an oversized mattress, so i will wait till David Beckham wears it...

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@ManUtd He knew!!!! 🫡

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@ManUtd @LisandrMartinez @vlindelof Cancel the bloody season

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@UtdFaithfuls @AndyMitten Andy has seen more of United then all the other journalists & experts in the country, combined. He talks to people in and around the club & sees things that we as fans don't. Ten Hag has made a lot of mistakes this season, no doubt he is on thin ice. But this mess we are in is

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@TenHagEra Huddlestone upfront Onana CB Lets go with those long balls!! 😍

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@UtdPlug @corrierebologna Assuming that this is net figures and gross being around £100k Hojlund + Zirkee = £105m transfer fees + £200k/week in wages costs United around £31.4m/year. In comaprison, Jadon Sancho costs the club around £32.8m a year on his own.

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@fhzadran And i am 100% sure he is not exageratting, i work with many Afghanis and they are one of the nicest and most hospitable people i have ever met. I wish to be able to visit Afghanistan one day and travel to Panjshir, Herat & Bamyan.

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@TheEuropeanLad Haaland goes missing in big games a lot. Multiple times last season and this year too.

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@SuhailChowdhary Take half of everyone else and give it to Bruno

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@absycric Does he self-combust if he ever reaches 194 in tests?

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@EmiratesFACup Wasted 500 words to just say ''It is what it is lads''

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@centredevils @MarkOgden_ Sad to see Varane leaving, he has been pretty good everytime he is fit. If he could have kept him on lower wages, he is a much better option than Lindelof. For Martial, £50 million indeed down the drain.

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@B_Fernandes8 Its ridiculous how accurate this Sporting fans was when we signed Bruno Word by word!! Even i can't now imagine a dressing room without Bruno

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@SuhailChowdhary Ferguson revealed this in his 2015 book, Leading . He wrote: "I told them I did not think it fair that Rooney should earn twice what I made. Joel Glazer said, 'I totally agree but what should we do?'. It was simple. We just agreed no player should be paid more than me.''

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@centredevils @CMoffiziell That is very much understandable, the guy has gone through a very difficult last 8-9 months. We are all with you @TyrellMalaciia 💪

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@UtdFaithfuls So far we have replaced Martial and Varane's combined wages £580k with Zirkee Yoro combined wages of £250k!! Some seriously good start to the window so far from INEOS

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@KesariDhwaj This is a sad situation but a reminder to all the Indian students in the West. 1) You are there to study & work, not to get involved in political causes, stay tf out of it and focus on the reason you left your parents, family, friends and home behind. 2) If you really want to

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@TenHagEra A left footed attacker like Olise/Greenwood instead of Mctominay and that is a simple goal. Difference between having Foden/Bilva/Saka there and MCtominay/Antony. People often overlook 90% of the journey and judge teams by the last 10%

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@abasitpak1 Terrible take this. India has always gotten along well with Iran and Khoeimani had Kashmir ancestry which was used to block sanctions against India in 1994 by Iran. Shias in Kashmir and India are largely pro India & govt. Israel knows this too, kindly learn some context before

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@nibraz88cricket @emclub77 Reminded me of this!!

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@Aadya_Wisden @emclub77 Behave @sanjaymanjrekar

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@B_Fernandes8 “It’s Miguel. He just called. He’s saying United want me.” She said, “Wait ...... Are you crying?” I told her, “I don’t know! I think it’s happiness!” You are an absoloute gem Bruno. A credit to your family, country & the club. I know its not possible but i'd want you to play

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@JakeWSimons @Natsecjeff @JewishChron The comments to the tweet are embarassing, people coming up with all sorts of excuses to justify what happened. Really shows that the liberal mindsets are not really liberal when it comes to someone/something that they don't agree with.

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@bsushant__ @GaurangBhardwa1 Waise Harishbhau is right, pehle toh Indians hi the 👀

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@TeleFootball @Carra23 Liverpool, City and Arsenal going through their best period on the field for decades but all they talk about is Man United A bigger club then all those three combined for a reason. UTFR

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@SkySportsPL I speak for all United fans and it's undoubtedly this...

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@DearthOfSid @BeerBicepsGuy So is there a counter to that argument you have? 1) No such villages exists - fake info 2) There is no link to such signboards & history - context 3) Even other religions have done it - out of proportion If not, then you are basically accussing someone of something without

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@TenHagEra @StretfordPaddck This is not even criticism, this is just to say that others deserve to start over him.

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@aatankwadiyah @randomsena could you kindly look into this?

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@ManUtd @LisandrMartinez @MarcusRashford Ease them back into it, 20 minutes max against Arsenal and Newcastle. Do everything to keep them 100% fit for the final. It's so great to see Licha back though, hopefully he can stay fit from now to forever!! 🤞

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@vicharabhio 14 divided by 2

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@AnfieldRd96 Dynasty manager leaving First choice managers not coming Big name players at the end of the contract Replacing Nike with Adidas I've seen this movie before!!! Best of luck lads.

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@centredevils @MailSport My manager going in two footed on Locust and Custis are things i love to see 😍 Go on Erik lad

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@Corballyred £85 million the previous summer on Nunez Were about to soend £100m on Caicedo last summer after already spending close £100m on Macca & Szobo What you waffling on about finding the cheque book.

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@StretfordPaddck @StartupManutd @The__1958 If you forward a ticket to a family or friends it counts as attendance If you sell it back to the club it counts as attendance If you donate it to the MU foundation it counts as attendance A season ticket is a priviledge for loyalty not your property to choose to keep empty.

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@centredevils So that leaves Pogba, Lingard, Rashford, Martial, AWB, Bailly... no surprises there

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@TheEuropeanLad I thought he would just say it's because they get referees to cheat on their behalf 😂😂

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@TenHagEra I hope the club bans him permanently sooner rather than later but we as fans also need to completely ignore him. Block, report and make an example out of.

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@AthleteSwag @schmmuck He is going to wait for you on the rainbow bridge... When you meet him decades later, they will tell you "Ohh you are the Tim, finally glad to see you! This good boy hasn't stopped talking about you for a minute." Rest well champion...

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@WeAreTheOverlap Embarassing really, talks about the offside call from Convetry United for 5 minutes but no mention of the Grealish handball the other day or the penalty not given to United. Talks 10 minutes about Bruno's body language and United's embrassment in a week for 10 minutes where

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@INSIDERUTD1 Don't play any of them against Arsenal or Newcastle if need be. Final is all that matters, line up Steve Mclaren if you need to.

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@imanbrev What was that before the start of the season? Highest % and volume of successful takeons & dribbles into the box in Europe for Doku?? Spidey is having none of that

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@TenHagEra Should have kept Fred, i know its hindsight but he still had legs, sharp at passing and had found his goal scoring touch in the last couple of seasons.

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@centregoals @GraemeBailey Vincent Kompany will buy him for £65m at Bayern That guy is City's money laundering machine

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@centredevils The outer blue patches just makes it look like our squad. Randomly fitting stuff in without following the bigger plan.

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@anubhav__tweets And he would have definately made it about Rashid Khan. He loves picking the most PR worthy name in the winning team and make it all about him.

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@TheEuropeanLad @bethTmufc

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@sachin_rt A true hero, on and off the field. 🙏

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@centredevils @JacobsBen Playing for United is a priviledge, not a chore. If he is waiting to see whether he will stay based on what happens with Ten Hag, he might as well leave now. Dont care what happens to the manager but i don't want to see a single player putting comditions on their stay.

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@TenHagEra Likes of Pep, Conte, Tuchel etc have said much harsher things to their players and no one has batted an eyelid. This was absoloutely nothing over which Sancho went and destroyed his career not only at United but in England and at any other top club forever.

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@UtdFaithfuls Not even one bad game mate, one bad slip... its ridiculous isn't it 😂😂

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@centredevils @RobDawsonESPN Best of luck Ole... Good to see you back in management.

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@Suryakant_Waghm

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@SamyA24_ This is stuff of dreams mate... UTFR ❤️

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@indujalali Sorry for this. I can not say we can understand or feel your pain, injustice to KPs have been the biggest black mark in independent India's history. I hope Sharda Maa blesses all of her children to come back home soon, we are sorry again for failing you and your loved ones.

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@TheEuropeanLad And they gave this

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@Imamofpeace Got me there, for a moment i thought it was a parody!!

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@Corballyred You are right, you do need to change your mind... the old one is clearly not functioning

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@ManUtd This guy has the class, form and experience now to end up as the best player across out frontline this season. I hope he stays fit and he can do wonders this year 🤞

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Many of my friends have asked me after last night whether i am joking when i say i still want Ten Hag at the club and if not whats the logic, here is why i think its important that United stick with him & the rationale behind it. First of all let me make it clear that at this

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@ManUtd @AnthonyMartial We need one more Martial banger please!! Hopefully a winner against City in the final so that we can sing £50m down the drain one last time!

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@LFC @TrentAA If mentally checked out for the season had a training video equivalent it would be this!

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@centregoals @MirrorFootball Ange Postecoglou: "The amount of times I hear managers saying: 'I would like to play this way but I don't have the players'… "I just think: 'Just do it mate…'"

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@faisal337_ Southee squad photo in 2030 WT20

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@centredevils @samuelluckhurst United should help these lads out tbf... Speeden up the decisions on their behalf and put them up for sale regardless of what happens with Ten Hag

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@centredevils @MelissaReddy_ Thats true and that is why we are not hiring him

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@EBL2017 Licha is Maldini... the vision is even better mate

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@centredevils @BILD At least have some fear of God dortmund, after you have fleeced us for Kagawa, Mkhitariyan & Sancho. Have some shame!!!

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