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@SaucyDanielle

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

Parents: If your kids grab the players' sticks as they walk by, you need to discipline your kid and teach them better. There is NO excuse for grabbing their equipment out of their hands. Engelland was nice about it but that is not ok. Don't raise little assholes.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

The one thing Outlander has taught me is that my one true soul mate probably lived in the early 1800s. Which is kind of unfortunate really.

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

Vegas, we need to talk girl. You cannot be both 115 degrees AND humid. We talked about this. You need to choose.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

@Karamo I think it's Bob and Carol (boomers), Frank and Karen (GenX), and Chad and Becky (Millennials). It's science.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

@KrissBergTweets @thegallowboob Very secure on top of a 2" pipe at our place

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

@PleaseBeGneiss Useless facts to use at...I don't know where. Except maybe a zoo and Twitter.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

It's reversible and I freaking love it!!

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

@WholesomeMeme

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

#misfitsforever

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

Finally got it finished!! It's a labor of love, on more ways than one. Hope y'all like it. And before you ask, unlike VGK, I'm keeping Schmidty! @GoldenKnights @nateschmidt29 @reavo7five @JMarchessault18 @WKarlsson71

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

I'm so happy for bestie Schmidty and his beautiful wife ❤️ Congratulations @nateschmidt29 Such a beautiful baby boy. Fifth Line is wishing you both all the happiness in the world!

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

@kingushbal Only if you treat a Leo badly. ♌ And then yeah, we have the ability to eat your heart for breakfast.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

I'm (finally) starting to watch @MenInKiltsSTARZ with @SamHeughan and @grahammctavish and I'm already in love...with Scotland. You had me at food. Also I cannot wait for Men in Mini Kilts. 🔥

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

ESPN: "To be fair, VGK not only sucks, but the 0ilers are great."

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@SaucyDanielle

8 years

@FantasticBeasts #EddieRedmayne 's erumpent mating dance was probably the greatest thing I've ever seen. Can I adopt him? #watchthehorn

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

This may have been the best moment of all time. @nateschmidt29 's reaction to a photo of my Halloween skeleton dressed like him. #VegasBorn @GoldenKnights #fanfest

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

This is it. The greatest photo I've ever taken.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Loyalty transcends teams sometimes! #VegasBorn @GoldenKnights

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

Maybe the saddest thing I've seen: Shea Theodore batting pucks to a Fleury-less net. Like a kid playing alone after his best friend moved away. 😭💔

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

IS ANYONE ELSE CRYING RN?!?!

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

FINALLY!!! We got the skellies up! Hubs still needs to add the white sheets to Karly and Marchy but otherwise, I think they're done! (Tweet #1 of several) @GoldenKnights @JMarchessault18 @nateschmidt29 @reavo7five @JMarchessault18 @agavnisvgk19 @Kastner73_VGK

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

@15outof10 Ruby sending twinsies nose-boops for encouragement! You're gonna do great love. ❤️

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Here's the video of my front yard (finally) for those who asked for it 😁 Happy Halloween y'all Featuring: @nateschmidt29 @JMarchessault18 @reavo7five @WKarlsson71 @agavnisvgk19 @Kastner73_VGK @VGKFlamingo

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

I saw Marchy at Starbucks this morning looking dapper af. I complimented his suit and then said, "good luck today." He answered "thanks, you too." It makes me happy to see the cool kids say awkward things too sometimes. 🤣

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

Was it just me or did anyone else's heart break right here?

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

I love it when VGK wins, but I'll forever have a broken heart when I see a sad/angry Flower.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

I previously retweeted this, but this child brings me so much joy, I had to go back and undo the old retweet so I could move him farther up my timeline.

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@KliffsBedroom

9 years

When you're the backup but you're just happy to be on the team 😂

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

Quote of the night: "Jamie Benn...had no impact." And I'm deceased.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

My car this morning. I may not be able to see out my back window, but at least you can still see my @GoldenKnights decal.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 months

For you hockey fans chanting "Connor, you suck" - be better. He's an 18-year-old kid. WTF is wrong with you?

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@SaucyDanielle

11 months

I don't usually post videos making fun of people, but seriously wtf yo? 🤣🤣 The guys behind us started doing squats to copy her 🤣🤣 (Also it doesn't show her face so fair game)

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

Walking in the arena tonight, hubs said, "Should I buy a cheap hat for the hat trick that's gonna happen tonight?" I swear to heaven.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

I don't even have the words to express my heartbreak at reading this today. @EHaula our broken hearts are with you in Vegas.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Much better video! #FifthLine @nateschmidt29 @agavnisvgk19 @Kastner73_VGK

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

@KevinBlanford8 @nicamonk @cjp_still @andrew_beecher @nanaslugdiva Of course. Because there is no sun in Buffalo. Anymore who's been there knows this.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

It was nice meeting @MStoner61 today, he's subtly witty and very nice. He chuckled when I asked him if he knows about #ExpressiveMarkStone (he does) though I was interrupted and didn't get to tell him how it's the cure for any bad mood.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

I guess it's official...we've adopted another puppy! This handsome boy was hit by a garbage truck and left by his owner to die. Hubs saved his life and brought him home to rehab. And it seems what comes in doesn't leave (suckers!), sooo...meet Jasper y'all. And check the VGK tag!

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

I love my team but I despise the organization.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

MARCHY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT, HE WILL STILL COME AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING TORNADO, BITCH.

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

Broadcaster: "It would be nice if Dallas could score in this period." Me: "Um no the fuck it would not be."

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@SaucyDanielle

7 months

I dare you not to cry. Congrats Flower, it was an absolute privilege and honor to have you in Vegas.

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7 months

Who’s chopping the onions? 🥹 Marc-André Fleury reacts to his tribute video for his 1000th game. 🌸

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

@GoldenKnights This coulda been us but you playin

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

@1r1br1 @chump_dick Everyone's talking video games and I'm over here like there has to be a princess locked in the tower and also watch for vines with thorns and I bet she has really long hair and needs to be rescued and her mom is a witch so be caref

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

People talking about VGK trading Fleury this summer need to step away from the trade crack pipe.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

Piper finally got a VGK dress! 😍

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

I just saw, screamed at, and high-fived Annabelle like a 15-year-old fangirl at a rock concert 🤣 I see this as a good omen. GO KNIGHTS GO!! @Tay121421 @GoldenKnights #GoKnightsGo

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

Phil Kessel is your neighbor who cuts his lawn every Sunday, waves every time you pass, is an absolute bbq master, and also is really good at hockey.

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

#FifthLine in Anaheim. Let's go dick hunting! #VegasBorn

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Ok all you beautiful VGK fam, listen up! The incredible Bleacher Divas is putting together a testicular cancer awareness shirt in honor of our beloved Shea Theodore. It's going to say "In this family, NO ONE fights alone." If you're interested in ordering, let me know asap. 💕

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

Another great one by @MarkShunock

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

I freaking love this

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

The amount of joy by VGK fans - not that we're the Pacific Division Champions, but that the Sh @rks are wholly eliminated - is giving me life. Y'all some grudge-holding mofos, just like me. 🤣

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

Guess who's back? Schmidty's back, Schmidty's back, Schmidty's back!

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@SaucyDanielle

9 months

@DMR09 After reading the entire Flowers series, I read the Sweet Valley High books and was amazed at how "boring" they were. "Nothing HAPPENS!" Oh like extreme child abuse, murder, and sleeping with your sister? Exactly!

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Thank you so much to the @penguins and the fans and the staff at @PPGPaintsArena - you were all so gracious and kind and friendly. Class act all the way around. It was an awesome time, our most fun away game ever! We'll be back! 🖤💛❤️💛🖤

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

Jake Leschyshyn threw me a puck during warmups! And there were no kids nearby so I didn't have to give it away this time 😊😊😊

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

If you want to know the definition of friendship, it's not murdering your friend for planning her birthday dinner for 6:30pm IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME 4 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINAL.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

I fight for my dad, my stepdad, and for @stheodore17 @goldenknights #puckcancer #HockeyFightsCancer #VegasBorn

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

@dog_rates Aaaand I'm crying 😭 This is my version... Ruby in 2011 (age 6 months) and in 2021 (age 10) (one year before she...went on a "business meeting") 💔

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

You know you're missing hockey when you look at a butterfly and think "OMG it's a @nateschmidt29 88 butterfly!!!"

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

Trade history, fans' reactions: Perron: Oh that's a shame Haula: Soo sad, but I understand Bellsy: OMG whyyyyy?! 😢 Schmidty: I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE COME FIGHT ME HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SUNSHINE!! (It's me. I'm fans.)

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

So this just happened. 😲

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

@GoldenKnights Here's a picture of my chameleon holding a hockey stick.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 months

Why is everyone acting like VGK won't ever play hockey again? Y'all are dramatic AF.

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

@MichaelSkolnik @joshgad One shoe bomb: Immediate action One dead dog: Immediate action One person poisoning Tylenol bottles: Immediate action One fertilizer bomb: Immediate action <List goes on ad infinitum beyond character limits> Thousands of deaths caused by guns: <crickets chirping>

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

You know you've done messed up when you've upset your biggest fan club.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

Hubs wanted me to thank @SinCityPhotoGrl once again for these awesome @GoldenKnights surgical masks! ♥️

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

@GoldenKnights Boil water in it to get main gunk off. Scrub with meshie (no soap). If really dirty, use a lot of kosher salt to scrub. When finished, coat with a layer of oil over high heat.

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

@GoldenKnights It's great that some of these "fans" are leaving hockey. I'm actually looking forward to hockey with less assholes in attendance.

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

Pretty much the only people here are @GoldenKnights fans. A "Go Knights Go" chant was started and then the PA guy started playing music to drown us out. 🤣

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

@GoldenKnights @nateschmidt29 @WKarlsson71 @TheGildedJester @SinBinVegas Every year, our skeletons want to dress up too. This year, their choice was natural! Happy Halloween! (Please share)

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

#FifthLine partied with Schmidty and lived to tell about it 🤣

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

I may be sleeping with this tonight as I'm definitely being divorced.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Hockey, you're breaking my heart. (My friend put this together)

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Can we start a petition for a Fleury hug-a-thon? He really needs it right now. We could all just get in a line and mend our Flower's broken heart. 🌸💔

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

My mom (78) and her friend (~same age) went to the Rod Stewart (76) concert last week. They wore their sexy pants and I can't think of anything more adorable. Get it girls 🤣

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

Nobody does it like Vegas

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

@SirPatStew @sunnyozell @WagsandWalks My new goal in life is to have Patrick Stewart pat my head, tell me I'm beautiful and that I'll always be safe. 💗😭💗

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

I started the change over from SF49ers to VGK. Still need to do the base, which I'll probably paint gold. I thought the tooth was a nice addition (subtraction?) Lol

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

And let's state the obvious: this isn't about Hockey Fights Cancer, Military Appreciation Night, or St. Patrick's Day. This is bc bigot crybabies can't handle a fucking rainbow or the idea of recognizing that someone other than themselves should be acknowledged as valuable.

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1 year

The NHL has announced teams will NOT wear specialty jerseys during warmups next season. (via @FriedgeHNIC )

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@SaucyDanielle

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That shit eating grin of mine always cracks me up because I'm totally unaware of it and I can do literally nothing to stop it 🤣 Also, he's absolutely a lovely person.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Schmidty broke his stick today at practice and it went flying over the glass, past the net. It sat on the ground for a few minutes and when nobody went for it, I walked over and picked it up. (I had to cross a rope barrier...but nobody was watching 🤭) I get to add it to my wall!

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@SaucyDanielle

2 years

I had to say goodbye to my sweet Twig today. I loved this beautiful, gentle boy, and I'm gonna miss him so much. 😢

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@SaucyDanielle

1 year

@JasonSCampbell Which sport is the least manly? I'd say sitting behind a desk and running your mouth about stuff you know nothing about is the winner.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Ok they're done and they're incredible!!! Here are the much anticipated shirts to show your support to @stheodore17 and a link where to order 😍 A portion of the proceeds are being donated to The Golden Knights Foundation in Shea's name. (Men's shirts are available w/o glitter).

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

@sanjay4049 @realDonaldTrump He can't even get through the first gate.

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@SaucyDanielle

3 years

My little black heavy metal heart is fangirling rn

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

If anyone needs meat or eggs, John Mulls Meats is working tirelessly to fill orders. So far, they don't have a shortage and are filling orders within 24-48 hours. With your order, they give you a flat of 30 eggs. Amazing people over there.

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@SaucyDanielle

5 years

Oh Jonathan Marchessault, I adore you. How can so much salt and sugar exist all in one person? 💖

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@SaucyDanielle

4 years

I just died a little

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@SaucyDanielle

6 years

Me driving *gets cut off*: WHAT THE F-...!" *sees Vegas Golden Knight sticker* "Please proceed, good sir. After you." @GoldenKnights curing Vegas road rage, one fan at a time #VGK

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A gift I received tonight. The shrine goes up tomorrow.