Parents: If your kids grab the players' sticks as they walk by, you need to discipline your kid and teach them better. There is NO excuse for grabbing their equipment out of their hands. Engelland was nice about it but that is not ok. Don't raise little assholes.
I'm so happy for bestie Schmidty and his beautiful wife β€οΈ Congratulations
@nateschmidt29
Such a beautiful baby boy. Fifth Line is wishing you both all the happiness in the world!
I'm (finally) starting to watch
@MenInKiltsSTARZ
with
@SamHeughan
and
@grahammctavish
and I'm already in love...with Scotland. You had me at food.
Also I cannot wait for Men in Mini Kilts. π₯
Maybe the saddest thing I've seen: Shea Theodore batting pucks to a Fleury-less net. Like a kid playing alone after his best friend moved away. ππ
I saw Marchy at Starbucks this morning looking dapper af. I complimented his suit and then said, "good luck today." He answered "thanks, you too." It makes me happy to see the cool kids say awkward things too sometimes. π€£
I previously retweeted this, but this child brings me so much joy, I had to go back and undo the old retweet so I could move him farther up my timeline.
I don't usually post videos making fun of people, but seriously wtf yo? π€£π€£ The guys behind us started doing squats to copy her π€£π€£
(Also it doesn't show her face so fair game)
It was nice meeting
@MStoner61
today, he's subtly witty and very nice. He chuckled when I asked him if he knows about
#ExpressiveMarkStone
(he does) though I was interrupted and didn't get to tell him how it's the cure for any bad mood.
I guess it's official...we've adopted another puppy! This handsome boy was hit by a garbage truck and left by his owner to die. Hubs saved his life and brought him home to rehab. And it seems what comes in doesn't leave (suckers!), sooo...meet Jasper y'all. And check the VGK tag!
@1r1br1
@chump_dick
Everyone's talking video games and I'm over here like there has to be a princess locked in the tower and also watch for vines with thorns and I bet she has really long hair and needs to be rescued and her mom is a witch so be caref
I just saw, screamed at, and high-fived Annabelle like a 15-year-old fangirl at a rock concert π€£
I see this as a good omen. GO KNIGHTS GO!!
@Tay121421
@GoldenKnights
#GoKnightsGo
Ok all you beautiful VGK fam, listen up! The incredible Bleacher Divas is putting together a testicular cancer awareness shirt in honor of our beloved Shea Theodore. It's going to say "In this family, NO ONE fights alone." If you're interested in ordering, let me know asap. π
The amount of joy by VGK fans - not that we're the Pacific Division Champions, but that the Sh
@rks
are wholly eliminated - is giving me life. Y'all some grudge-holding mofos, just like me. π€£
@DMR09
After reading the entire Flowers series, I read the Sweet Valley High books and was amazed at how "boring" they were. "Nothing HAPPENS!" Oh like extreme child abuse, murder, and sleeping with your sister? Exactly!
Thank you so much to the
@penguins
and the fans and the staff at
@PPGPaintsArena
- you were all so gracious and kind and friendly. Class act all the way around. It was an awesome time, our most fun away game ever! We'll be back! π€πβ€οΈππ€
If you want to know the definition of friendship, it's not murdering your friend for planning her birthday dinner for 6:30pm IN THE MIDDLE OF GAME 4 OF THE STANLEY CUP FINAL.
@dog_rates
Aaaand I'm crying π This is my version... Ruby in 2011 (age 6 months) and in 2021 (age 10) (one year before she...went on a "business meeting") π
Trade history, fans' reactions:
Perron: Oh that's a shame
Haula: Soo sad, but I understand
Bellsy: OMG whyyyyy?! π’
Schmidty: I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE COME FIGHT ME HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SUNSHINE!!
(It's me. I'm fans.)
@MichaelSkolnik
@joshgad
One shoe bomb: Immediate action
One dead dog: Immediate action
One person poisoning Tylenol bottles: Immediate action
One fertilizer bomb: Immediate action
<List goes on ad infinitum beyond character limits>
Thousands of deaths caused by guns: <crickets chirping>
@GoldenKnights
Boil water in it to get main gunk off. Scrub with meshie (no soap). If really dirty, use a lot of kosher salt to scrub. When finished, coat with a layer of oil over high heat.
Pretty much the only people here are
@GoldenKnights
fans. A "Go Knights Go" chant was started and then the PA guy started playing music to drown us out. π€£
Can we start a petition for a Fleury hug-a-thon? He really needs it right now. We could all just get in a line and mend our Flower's broken heart. πΈπ
My mom (78) and her friend (~same age) went to the Rod Stewart (76) concert last week. They wore their sexy pants and I can't think of anything more adorable. Get it girls π€£
I started the change over from SF49ers to VGK. Still need to do the base, which I'll probably paint gold. I thought the tooth was a nice addition (subtraction?) Lol
And let's state the obvious: this isn't about Hockey Fights Cancer, Military Appreciation Night, or St. Patrick's Day. This is bc bigot crybabies can't handle a fucking rainbow or the idea of recognizing that someone other than themselves should be acknowledged as valuable.
That shit eating grin of mine always cracks me up because I'm totally unaware of it and I can do literally nothing to stop it π€£ Also, he's absolutely a lovely person.
Schmidty broke his stick today at practice and it went flying over the glass, past the net. It sat on the ground for a few minutes and when nobody went for it, I walked over and picked it up. (I had to cross a rope barrier...but nobody was watching π€) I get to add it to my wall!
Ok they're done and they're incredible!!! Here are the much anticipated shirts to show your support to
@stheodore17
and a link where to order π A portion of the proceeds are being donated to The Golden Knights Foundation in Shea's name. (Men's shirts are available w/o glitter).
If anyone needs meat or eggs, John Mulls Meats is working tirelessly to fill orders. So far, they don't have a shortage and are filling orders within 24-48 hours. With your order, they give you a flat of 30 eggs. Amazing people over there.
Me driving *gets cut off*: WHAT THE F-...!"
*sees Vegas Golden Knight sticker*
"Please proceed, good sir. After you."
@GoldenKnights
curing Vegas road rage, one fan at a time
#VGK