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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

7 months

He left his first baby mama did he not? Wena you thought you were extra special kgante?

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5 months

@Ramaesela2011 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my cousin changed her whatsapp profile picture to that of Thomas Sankara one time and her friend asked, chommie is that your new boyfriend?

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8 months

@News24 This is standard practice everywhere else in the world. Why should it be an exception in SA??

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@FonyokaPondoka Why is that deceased man not given any dignity even in his death? Why are you posting such images?

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@Newzroom405 Watch this man receive a barrage of insults for speaking the truth!

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@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@Abramjee When he poured petrol on the two ladies, did he spill some on himself or one of the two ladies held onto him while engulfed in flames??? There's no way out of this one for this devil. Those burn wounds make him guilty. We need the courts to do the right thing, NO BAIL!

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@_kearabetswe__ @Abramjee An injury to the brain stem kills you instantly. That sucker blow to the head (presumably with a brick) when he was not looking took him out! An act of cowardice.

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@Bathong_Roli I honestly do not believe one can love two or more women simultaneously. One woman is more than enough!

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

Black South Africans started shitting on the heads of Black medical drs that graduated ko Medunsa,then UNISA graduates, now they are shitting on the heads of LLB graduates from NWU (Mafikeng) gears now shift to batho ba Rosebank College. As long as it is not White it is inferior

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@Ketso28 Kwathula kwathi cwaka! It seems like the lights are on but nobody is home. @PaulVolkerSA , hello? Anybody home to respond??

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@CliffShiko A neuro surgeon by the name of Dr Bakang Mosadi was murdered November last year, shot at 13 times. His murder never made the news (at least as far as I know). Do you perhaps know if any of your colleagues have reported on his execution?

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@matthew_clems @jaredwright17 Go back to your former schools and ask for your fees refund plus interest

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@SA_Food_Porn @LordBae_Less Just a Nigerian that does not know food except for the Nigerian diarrhea on a plate they dish up in his country!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@PhilMphela I used to see yt medical doctors after graduation buying Swifts and I thought they just looked cute in them as petite young ladies now they are everywhere. When I asked them why they don't go for Merc/Audi/BMW they cited affordability, low fuel consumption and easy maintenance.

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

@News24 This is heartbreaking! May his dear soul rest in eternal peace

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@barrybateman Don't forget to investigate @MbalulaFikile 's wife too!

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@SatyriasisKING

6 months

@Abramjee Serves them right! They left their homes fully aware of the situation in Isreal and the Muslim v Jews tensions

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@SatyriasisKING

10 months

@Banyana_Banyana Desiree Ellis has run out of ideas! Her decision making is awful and smells so bad. The time has come for her to leave the stage.

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

That goal made my heart stop but assistant referee said offside phew! We survive #OrlandoPirates #MTN8FINAL

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

Makazole Mapimpi's face is so swollen geez #RSAvsTGA #RugbyWorldCup #Springboks #GoBokke

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@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@Abramjee The bottom two pictures were not necessary!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@KasiEconomy Why did you omit the lady he worked with and crediting him alone?

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@CliffShiko Batho a ba tlhokomele bana. Why would a grade 2 child walk herself to/from school?

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@MandyWiener Reappointed. All our MMCs will step down. Not desperate for posit ions. This man is contradicting himself

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@NalaThokozane Cassper Nyovest does not have the physique for a suit!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@sn12345678 @00Dezz Correct! The van der Merwes are going to be sued for building mud apartments and they will cry poverty and flee to Australia

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@News24 @City_Press Yet majority of women in public clinic and hospital labour wards are not South African!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@ewnupdates South African tv content is just rubbish no one has time for that! I would rather read a book, listen to radio or plug in my Xbox instead!

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

@ProteasMenCSA Quinton de Kock, PLAYER OF THE TOURNAMENT! He will definitely be missed

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@sahil_e_ @peterbroggs The Scottish league is so physical while he is such a tiny and diminutive player. I hope something positive comes out of this.

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@marquis_john @RowenB_ They are not! Have you not listened to the interviews of the families? Then what?

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@tshwane_mayor @CityTshwane Don't forget the entire Marabastad, it is a crime scene and those Zimbabweans living in that plastic informal settlement on that river right there!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@SABCNews They are enroute to either Canberra Australia, Auckland New Zealand or Tel Aviv Israel. They are gone, we have to get international agencies like the FBI and Interpol to issue a BOLO for these murderers!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@LunnieDlamini People need to go to auctions more often, they will find decent cars for a good price!

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@A_RE_YENG @CityTshwane Has there been a single person, just one that has been arrested and charged for all of this mayhem, destruction, assault, damage to property, attempted murder??? That one person needs to be made an example of

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@SatyriasisKING

6 months

@macmonate @News24 @CdeLENIN 😂 exactly what I am thinking! They will all escape and make their way here

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@SatyriasisKING

10 months

@goolammv @kabelodick Why is the media not reporting on this?

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

So many non South Africans trapped beneath rubble in that #GeorgeBuildingCollapse but not even one neighbouring country has sent a team of emergency personnel to assist with search/rescue&subsequent recovery of bodies! We also need to fold our arms when disaster strikes next door

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@Abramjee Ai their hardworking Zimbabwean labourers are doing the employers dirty shem!

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@UnplayableZA @SuperSportFC Supersport has no problem selling to Mamelodi Sundowns I hope they have no issues selling to European teams as well. SA needs more players in Europe

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@Abramjee Why can't @SANDF_ZA and @SAPoliceService block off all entry and exit points of Hillbrow in the early morning and let every resident/pedestrian/motorist prove themselves otherwise??

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@barrybateman I am happy with this conviction however, is it not on us as people to make sure that we are fully aware of the other person's health status before we engage in any kind of sexual activities???

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@pule_jones @Abramjee @eNCA A colleague of yours Ofentse Setimo or something once reported on spikings on R80/Theo Martinspoort and all the suspects about 10 of them were Zimbabweans. This was about 4/5 years ago!

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@DasenThathiah KZN SAPS, another day another dollar Captain!

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

David Miller must hold on and get his century! Let him have his own personal glory on what has been a gloomy day for the #Proteas ! May the karate kid Gerald Coetzee hold on and help him get there #SAvsAUS #ProteaFire

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

Says the promiscuous veteran hoe!

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@VinDollar016

4 months

Being a virgin becomes a red flag when you reach a certain age. You can't just be a 35-year-old virgin; there's something off about you.

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@Bathong_Roli It is possible they are doing so to also keep mushrooming informal settlements out.

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

@UlrichJvV Ulrich I live in Pretoria but have never seen this place. Wena you live in a different SA to the rest of us.

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@eNCA It is sad how a lot of students are self funding fail some modules but still do things ethically and once they get over the hurdle then their qualifications will be questioned because of a few unethical students. @LenkaBula must go back to 🇱🇸 and venue exams must be brought back

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@ri_rhandzu If ppl went with your logic & reasoning, then South Africa would never have qualified doctors doctors because they all need on the job training to qualify and start working independently! South Africa would never produce all these UK bound CA(SA)s because they need training first

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@tshwane_mayor @CityTshwane Bring back the Pretoria show but let it be run like Gold Reef City, everyday! Get vendors to sell food, exhibitions etc... like before. There isn't much family entertainment around Pretoria anyway

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@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@ProteasMenCSA Kwena Crocodile 🐊 Maphaka

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@SatyriasisKING

6 months

@KassNaidoo The difference between a world cup and IPL winner @DJBravo47 and a choker and loser @DaleSteyn62 !

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@MadiBoity If Xiluva or EFF hosted a community meeting in Giyani, do you think you will find all colours of the rainbow? Should all the other residents that do not align with the respective parties be dragged kicking & screaming from their homes to attend?? Aowa mfanaka I thought o botlhale

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@cviiitie @RSAinFrance We need all the votes to get the ANC OUT! Anyway, that is such a beautiful ID pic.

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@CliffShiko I have a question and please don't get me wrong. Why is it that only rapists tend to get lengthier sentences than murderers? If it was up to me both would receive the death penalty.

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@ZANewsFlash ANC has destroyed the lives and livelihoods of South Africans. I hope everyone will head to their voting stations on May 29th and vote them out. We need a fresh start, new government with new ideas. Life won't change on May 30th but it will be a start

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@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@News24 @Ufrieda @SpotlightNSP So many poisonous and rotten apples roaming around!!!

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

South African journos, tv news anchors &radio hosts are clowns. Media is a circus! See how they are all suddenly concerned about what happened in the Johannesburg CBD. Buildings have been hijacked in every CBD in SA&I hope Cilliers Brink will act before something similar happens

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@News24 @TVwithThinus @News24Arts Well for someone like me whose bedtime is at 8:30pm, 7:30pm I am in the bathtub getting ready for bed so I am definitely one of the viewers they lost.

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@carteblanchetv @MNet The HPCSA is one of three useless professional bodies in South Africa sies!

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

I want Marco Jansen to retain his number one spot as top wicket taker #INDvsSA #Proteas #ProteaFire

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@Ketso28 Sechaba sa rantsho ko UK followed makgowa. Many of you send cvs to the same makgowa. Anyway, I really hope South Africans in South Africa wake up and go vote en masse. I want to see tweets from people complaining ka dilong queues that will be satisfactory knowing people are votin

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@GopolangSemenya 'National Voting Ballet' 😂😂😂😂 I am concerned but ey, let the kids vote too!!!! Let the kids have fun!!!!

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@TomiRikhotso That kuyafana ANC will still win logic is how Pappas became mayor of Umngeni. The few that went out to vote and were tired of the ANC, made a choice that affected everyone else.

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@SatyriasisKING

10 months

@TrafficSA I have so many questions regarding this accident!!!!

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@pygumbi @Abramjee No. He was stabbed to death by an illegal immigrant from Congo over a South African woman!

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

Ntswaki knows she had consensual sex with Toby sies man #SkeemSaam

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@News24 @phillipdewet How is this news? He is an Israeli citizen now bathong ba Modimo

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@BBCAfrica NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OUT OF ANY COUNTRY WHEN ITS BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN FOR ANYTHING THAT WALKS, CRAWLS AND FLIES IS ALLOWED IN!

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

8 months

Musa Mseleku's children have some sort of mental retardation you can't tell me otherwise. This Mpumelelo kid is not make sure #uthandonesthembu

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@robertmarawa Kom hier so jou rooi kalkoen nek @RenaldoGouws

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@ferialhaffajee @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa I NEED SOUTH AFRICANS TO WAKE UP ON MAY 29TH, COME RAIN OR SHINE, WHETHER TEMPERATURES PLUMMET ON THE DAY IT'S OKAY GO AND VOTE THE ANC OUT OF NATIONAL AND PROVINCIAL GOVERNMENT!!!!!

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@Abramjee When we speak it's xenophobia!

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@AdvBMkhwebane Ma'am you aren't going to parliament even if you get onto step ladders to remove election placards 😂

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

Glen Maxwell single handedly saved Australia from a possible elimination I believe in David Miller and Heinrich Klaasen to get us a decent score and get over the finish line #SAvsAUS #Proteas #ProteaFire

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

Makazole Mapimpi hiding behind his jacket and hoodie we see you bra, we see the swelling but great to see you on the bench #Springboks #RSAvTGA #RSAvsTGA #RugbyWorldCup

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@carteblanchetv @MNet The HPCSA is one useless body and not enough is being done to them for their incompetence! This man has some kind of sick fetish of just opening people's heads and removing a portion of their skull and take a look just for the fun of it. I hope he will be arrested and jailed.

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@News24 @SithandiweVelap Why are parents still sending their sons to these abattoirs and slaughterhouses?????

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@SatyriasisKING

10 months

@Banyana_Banyana NO OFFSIDE HERE!

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@SatyriasisKING

6 months

@ShiloteW How much are you paying these people singing the same song in the comments??

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

1 year

Men pay spousal and child support all the damn time when a marriage ends and there is a child/children involved. Why are women suddenly having chest pains and heart palpitations when Minnie Dlamini might be forced by the court to start making those payments?

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

@Radio702 @MandyWiener Which township do you live in so that you can point out locally owned spaza/tuck shop?

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

@Abramjee You are xenophobic Yusuf. @nicole_fritz and @helensuzmanfdn will launch a court interdict against you

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

It is disgusting how Tom Curry, @EnglandRugby , @WorldRugby and the British media have done everything they possibly could including making frivolous allegations to derail the #Springboks ' preparations for a world cup final! You are demoralizing everyone in the team with your BS

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𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 🦈 Sale Sharks’ owners, players, coaches and staff are absolutely appalled by the nature and level of disgusting abuse directed at Tom Curry and his family in relation to an incident in the England v South Africa World Cup semi-final. Everyone at the

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@SatyriasisKING

7 months

@NdzaviDerrick @ManyovuG So many people had to die before the government could do anything about it. This is electioneering on steroids

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@justingatlin No DNA, just RSA 🇿🇦 Hulle weet nie wat ons weet!

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@SatyriasisKING

11 months

@WorldRugby Handsome 🇿🇦 fellas looking all dapper

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@SatyriasisKING

8 months

@ml_kgatla @MDNnewss Classism and being classist has got a lot of black folks by the scrotum. How sad!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@TshenoloPi This is R4.5k at Security King. Why the massive mark up?

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@Lynette_SA @Twana_Mashandu No person with a brain, arms and legs is unemployable!

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@OCJ_RSA This man is being racially discriminated against! Why does he even bother applying???

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@SatyriasisKING

1 year

Vorsprung Durch Technik seems to be a major problem in South African friendships!!

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@PetiteEbonyGirl

1 year

You hate me because in 2021 you fumbled our car deal. I wanted to buy a car but you didn’t take me seriously you’ve been mean towards me since then because I told I wanted an Audi A5 and you sent me a picture of A1. You must really think I’m poor because you’re now doing the most

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

10 months

@CityTshwane I live in Nina Park there's no water! I go to my grandmother's house in Orchards to bathe there's no water there either yet they are not on the list! F🖕CK YOU @CityTshwane @tshwane_mayor @CilliersB @Rand_Water

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@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@Radio702 @IECSouthAfrica @MandyWiener @TheRealClementM @bonglez @JohnPerlman First Lady of 702!

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Keemetswe🇿🇦

@SatyriasisKING

4 months

@ProteasMenCSA You just gotta love how cricketers all gather around to give a player his/her first cap and the words that are said by the one presenting that cap. CRICKET IS A BEAUTIFUL SPORT MAN

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@SatyriasisKING

5 months

@Netball_SA Spar Proteas vs New Zealand FT

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