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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Will never stop being funny their whole relationship remains being a grown 30 year old woman still having to act like a teenage fangirl getting to meet her idol for once 💀

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

8 months

SasuSakus 'romance story': - She's a creep that refuses his rejections and tries to guilt trip him into a relationship - He doesn't acknowledge her existence - Tried leaving her to burn alive - Marriage so loveless everyone thought he had an affair with Karin

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@SasukeD_Uchiha

8 months

There is not a single romance anime with a better romance story than this btw

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

10 months

Sasuke confirming his precious bonds: - Naruto (the one who saved him from darkness) - Boruto (the one he entrusts the future to) - Sarada (the one he wants to protect) Sakura ain't even got a background appearance in 4 years, Kishi doesn't even have Sasuke mention her 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

The funniest part is she couldn't pick another photo since Sasuke never took one with her, so instead she had to cellotape her face over Karin and hide Karin's existence from Sarada leading to a whole plot about Sasuke potentially having an affair 🤣

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@NNezukoV2

1 year

Every single day i think about how Sakura could have picked any photo of Sasuke but the one she chose to frame is from when Sasuke was in a ninja terrorist group 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura stans fav hobby is making up fake quotes and just pretending 'it's in a novel'. That fandom lie about novel quotes, lie about Kishi interviews, lie about her sales, lie to blame all her faults on SP etc. Pinkies dedicate their life on a character they don't even like 💀

𝖍𝖎𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖛 ★

@Hinatalvr

2 months

SO IT WAS NOT CANON???

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Weird how Sasuke constantly only ever refers to Naruto as the person who prevented him from being alone, Naruto being his only bond and how Naruto was the only person who never gave up on him in order to save him whilst everyone else did (including a certain pink frog 🫢)

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@RayAu21472212

1 year

lost in the darkness the light

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura stans are currently having a meltdown because their weird embarrassing headcanon they coped with for years that 'Sasuke doesn't remember Hinata' using this panel got debunked when the official website posted the full original panel meaning the previous one was cropped lmao

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Love how that flop selling SasuSaku dinosaur manga has to resort to copying Kishimoto's old covers to try attract sales 🤣 Also imagine waiting years for your ships 'covers' just for them to not even be unique, instead they're imitating pairings SasuSakus are jealous of 🤭

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1 year

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

23 days

Sakura stans were defending this Sakura artist with their life 2 weeks ago over their infidelity headcanons. It was 'it's a joke', 'they're not real' etc. But as predicted with those hypocrites, say this about Sakura and suddenly they whip out the misogyny card to play victim 🤣

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@shinsukefans

23 days

no matter how beautiful sakura looks her husband will never look back at her bc he’s too busy taking backshots from another man meanwhile geto’s man was down so bad for him he fell for geto’s skinwalker and put japan in imminent danger

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Grown woman was literally orgasming in public because Sasuke walked past her on the street, he didn't even acknowledge her and she fangirling about a man that must barely touch her. Even Ino was embarrassed and cringing at this grown woman 💀

Sasuke Retsuden fan (real)

@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Will never stop being funny their whole relationship remains being a grown 30 year old woman still having to act like a teenage fangirl getting to meet her idol for once 💀

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

9 months

Lets break these down shall we? - Pics from a doujinshi - Not holding hands + filler - Sakura grabbing a traumatised Sasuke's hand whilst he doesn't know whats happening - Sasuke grabbing her to tell her to shut up - Sakura forcing her hands on him again (+ Naruto you cropped)

Mily 🌸

@TaTaMiller12

9 months

I knew they would force this hahahaha the most normal thing in the world for the author to repeat poses and panels with different characters, as they are part of the same universe, hold the line what Sasusaku has most are scenes of the two holding hands.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

My favourite thing about any Boruto chapter/episode is watching Sakura stan try to insert her into the story. They love trying to cope ways into shoehorning her existence into Sasuke/Sarada moments. She ain't been in the manga for 4 years but they think she's on the team 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

11 months

Sakura fans love to recycle this one scene like its bad. Hinata stands up to the most powerful villain at the time whilst a certain other girl is on her knees crying and begging to be saved? On the other hand Sakura has about 50 different scenes of getting embarrassed constantly

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

SasuSakus: "Actually Kishimoto is wrong, after Itachi Sakura is Sasuke's most important and only bond. He loved her all throughout Shippuden, please ignore Sasuke's words from the manga where he doesn't even acknowledge her existence and read irrelevant novel no.3244 instead."

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

28 days

Sakura stans acting like a simple question is 'harassment' now? Yet when Sakura stans threatened, dogpiled, attacked and spread conspiracy theories on animators, writers and social media admins they all supported it, brush it under the carpet and even make excuses for it🥴

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@o_hqfu

28 days

申し訳無い、言うまでも無いことかと思い言及しなかったのですが、シーン選定に自分は関わっていません。メーカーさん側の指定だと思います。みんなそれぞれ好きなシーンが沢山ありますよねー

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

@comic215 @NNezukoV2 @SasuKool Sakura stans are very insecure people because they know her existence as well as her relationship are complete jokes

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

10 months

Sakura fans can't debunk, counter or argue against anything in this thread because a Sakura stans biggest nightmare is somehow whose actually read the manga instead of pretending to like their fandom. Thats why all they can do is insult him or respond with gifs to cope 🤣

ZeusCannon

@UndisputedKin19

10 months

Why Hinata stomps and it isn't even close A thread:

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

LMAO this meme never fails to prove true, Sakura stans will always be the creepiest fanbase around.

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@erosjewels

1 year

sasuhina coded !

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Funny how Sakura stans recognise Jiraiya as a creepy pervert and weirdo yet Sakura is also a creepy pervert and weirdo who literally does similar things as him. But you'd have to actually stop pretending you've read the manga and watched the anime to know that.

𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧☆🇵🇸

@scarsmassacre

2 years

Sakura isn't a fucking weirdo like jiraya. Yall act like that mf jiraya wouldn't be arrested irl😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Misogyny = you're hated for: Lying and drugging your teammates to achieve nothing Constantly harassing and forcing yourself on someone that repeatedly rejected your advances Having to be rescued from your own idiocy Intimidating a child for questioning your loveless marriage

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@kyoruyeye

1 year

i haven’t even seen all of naruto but i’ll defend her with all i have bc i know all the hate directed towards her is likely derived from misogyny

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

6 months

It was embarrassing enough for Sakura stans that the elders are more relevant than their fav. But Kurama managed to be vital to the plot, die, reincarnate and comeback before Sakura did ANYTHING. No wonder Sakura stans are currently organising to harass Kishimoto in France 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

The Last - Kishimoto supervised the production, read over the scripts and rejected them till he was satisfied with the story. The plot is still relevant in canon. Retsuden - Kishi with no involvement in the story, the plot is ignored in canon. Sakura stans copium is amazing

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@Sango__19

1 year

@candy_tjie Hinata fans when they realize the movie is not canon and made by the studio as fan service

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

'Official illustration' 🥴 You mean fanarts? Because that's what these are. Shows how desperate Sakura fans are and how garbage actual SasuSaku content is when it's the only fandom that constantly have to lie and use fanarts and pretend they're 'official' to feel happy 🫢

Mily 🌸

@TaTaMiller12

2 months

Official illustration by Hisako Sato ❤️ In 2023 In 2024

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

11 months

Sakura fans shaking and crying when it's the truth, but they need to pretend it's not and just pray nobody can bring up the scenes confirming it multiple times he constantly spends more time with Naruto and even Boruto than her lol

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@gojoulicious

11 months

Still thinking about how in boruto, sasuke would go meet Naruto at his office and would leave immediately after without visiting his own family 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

I absolutely love how 95% of the quotes/replies are literally just insulted that a garbage character like Sakura is being compared to good female characters or just debunking the embarrassing cope that Sakura is hated bc of 'misogyny' when in reality she's just a shitty character

caro 🍥 narusaku parasite™️

@hoeforbabylon

7 months

i love you female character that people hate bc of misogyny

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

8 months

The biggest lie Sakura stans always try to spread is 'SP hate and are biased against Sakura'. When in reality SP and their fillers are heavily biased FOR her, it's why almost every scene her fans worship are usually fillers whilst the scenes they hate are always manga canon.

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@CaterpiIIar566

8 months

The claim that SP went out of their way to make hinata more likeable and sakura dislikable is false. Most of her most hated moments were manga original In fact, Heres a 🧵 of bad sakura and SS moments which SP changed and added positive moments to make them look better:

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

11 months

I think you're mistaking Hinata for Sakura. Sakura's the only character to have gotten embarrassed and swatted like a fly about 20 different times. Most of them to literal fodders too 🤣

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@sskiism

11 months

hinata got trampled on in every single fight of hers be srs😭 only time she ever landed a hit on someone was when she slapped kawaki

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans crying that Sasuke left again because they coped Retsuden fanfic Sasuke they prefer would never leave 🤭 They insulted Honda/SP when the anime a few months ago had Sasuke abandon her for Boruto claiming 'it goes against canon' just for Kishi to do the same thing 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Funny seeing Sakura self inserters get triggered at Mikoto/Hinata comparisons yet they look more similar than Kushina/Sakura you desperately try to cling to 🥴 Same people who'll start shaking and crying in denial when people remind them who everyone says Sarada looks like more

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

5 months

Sakura stans seething in the quotes and replies and having to resort to gaslighting and flat out lying to defend their embarrassing ship 😭 Whilst the reality of their ship is Sasuke continues to avoid her and hasn't even mentioned her in canon for YEARS whilst this is them:

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

5 months

REMINDER that Kishimoto hand drew and wrote 2 special omakes for The Last era that were specifically romance based with EVERY canon couple except ONE 🤣 Kishi even gave Kiba x Tamaki crumbs but NO SasuSaku. He only doesn't draw romance for SasuSaku, he only mocks them lmao 😂

Teiney AMI the GOAT

@Teiney_JJoke

5 months

Because he was never really embarrassed to draw that stuff lol He made fun of you while making implicit Yahiko and Konan getting laid in one page and wrote a whole spin-off about Minato and Kushina. What embarrassed him was drawing something for your ship.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

It's why they cope trying to pretend she looks like Kushina or Tsunade (what an insult for them lmao), as if all her genes don't come from straight from Mebuki 😂 Just put on the creases and she's literally a pink haired Mebuki 😋

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@inoue__H

1 year

I understand now why they try so hard to hold on to kushina 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

In the quotes: Insecure Sakura self inserters shaking, seething and scratching walls at seeing Sasuke even mentioned in the same sentence as another woman. These people hate him, begged to not vote for him in the poll yet think they own him because they see him as Sakura's trophy

MRS. ACKERMAN-JAEGER

@HeavenRed2

2 years

The fact that Sauske and Hinata are so similar in so many ways and yet so different at the same time 🤗😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

Only thing funnier than this was the scene after where Sasuke straight up confirms he couldn't give a crap if Sakura dropped into lava right in front of her face because her death wouldn't matter... just for Naruto to agree 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans giving away publicly how none of them have ever been in a relationship in their entire lives that they're acting like being a creepy obsessed fangirl in the middle of the street orgasming from Sasuke just walking past her and not even acknowledging her is 'normal' 🥴

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

6 months

Thought Sakura stans were boycotting 'garbage' SP a few weeks ago? Them fake morals disappeared quick when they remembered SP are the ones who give Sakura 99% of her content since Kishi doesn't give a crap about her 🥴 All that talk just to crawl and worship SP as usual 🤣

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@s_pierrot_store

6 months

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

It's hilarious how you can literally see in real time when Sakura stans started using bots, autoclickers and VPNs to spam votes by a ridiculous rate after the first week. All these new Sakura stans came alive in thousands of extra votes a day after the first week 🥴

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@NARUTO_info_en

1 year

We created a graph video showing the votes being tallied in real time over the course of the #NARUTOP99 Worldwide Character Popularity Vote!

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

'Desperate' is the fandom who constantly have to pretend fanarts are canon, make fake novel quotes, edit her face to look less ugly and photoshop her body shape. You can't 'prove' anything because you know you spread lies to gas Sakura because that's all your fandom can do 😂

Mily 🌸

@TaTaMiller12

2 months

Desperate?? You are a frustrated person who every day lives chasing Sakura Stan, invalidating any content related to Sakura/Sasusaku, stop being annoying, get off Twitter, live in the real world. Anyway, I'm not going to waste my time trying to prove something to you.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Imagine being a Kimura, drawing a dinosaur-romance manga with low sales for a bunch of weird self inserters just for them to try and start pretending that it's Kishi's work because the editor made him made redraw a single page that Kimura said was identical to his own anyway 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

23 days

All it takes is one encounter with that cult to realise how toxic, hypocritical, obsessive liars and victim playing Sakura stans are. SNS and Hinata stans have known for years, and as soon as other communities have to interact with that plague of a fandom they realise quick lol

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@Beee300011

23 days

Most of sakura's hate is because of her own stans behaviours not because of her character

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

11 months

Being a SasuSaku stan = having no canon romantic content so your fandom resorts to writing headcanons and editing them onto a background of random scenes and pretending its real 😂 The way the cult eat it up too shows they only pretend to read any of those novels they worship.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura fans crying in the quotes? Sasuke is canonically considered the most attractive character in canon. Sakura on the other hand, got called ugly in canon by multiple characters, and Kishi and his staff said she was ugly too. Her own fandom photoshop her face lol

leo fitz 🇧🇷

@godavenzi

2 months

@narufamous sasuke: the prettiest character in naruto sakura: haruno

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura stans really spend everyday 24/7 trying to lie, gaslight, use edits, photoshop and fanarts to convince people their ship isn't pathetic, then harassing anyone that doesn't fall for their cults lies. All that just to get hit with a viral hate tweet for pinky every week 😭

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@7vbio

3 months

C’est la pire relation tout manga confondue y’a rien rien rien rien a tirer de ce machin c’est un délire

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

These polls were just a 'which character's fans are so jobless they can spam 24/7 to win' and when it comes to being jobless, nobody beats Sakura fans. Feel sorry for the people who tried to compete with this cheats running their laptops all night for weeks to spam Sakura 😂

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@NARUTO_kousiki

1 year

【 #NARUTOP99 スペシャル投票企画】「 #NARUTO ベストバウト」で1位に輝いたのは…？ぴえろチャンネルの動画で結果発表！ ↓結果はこちらから↓

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Funniest part the artist had to make it clear to stop pretending all their work is official because SasuSakus always have to cling onto animators fanarts and pretend its canon because they have nothing else. Like Esaka stating her novel isn't canon despite desperate SS stans 🤣

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@anim3up

1 year

Let the Sakura fans tell it, Studio Pierrot tries to butcher her character and her & Sasuke’s relationship 😂 SP Animators drawing stuff like this is the only time you’ll see Sasuke actually bonding with his family cause Kishimoto won’t do it. #BorutoTwoBlueVortex #BORUTO

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

8 months

1 year anniversary of when this embarrassing dino arc Sakura stans begged to be animated for years ended up just becoming the first and biggest viral anime meme of the year 😭 Take me back, will never not be funny how everything about flopsuden just bit them on the ass lmao

BORUTO

@Boruto_EN

2 years

Sasuke wipes out the Dinosaurs 🔥

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

9 months

Both Retsuden volumes didn't even make the top 500 for manga sales in 2023 😭 500th place sold 78k copies and Flopsuden couldn't even manage that. Even after they pushed and marketed Flopsuden harder than they did for anything else it still bombed this hard in sales 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

9 months

'edit by Sonu Uchiha' You can tell it's a Sakura stan because they made sure to include Sakura's non-canon mental health clinic that she abandoned to stalk Sasuke and doesn't exist in Boruto. Also calling her the 'director' of it when it's just a room used in the hospital 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

Sakura stans are the most deeply unhinged individuals. Imagine thinking a grown 30 year old woman screaming and throwing a punch to violently intimidate a child into tears for asking valid questions is not only fine, but making out that Sakura is the victim of SARADA here 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

The same artist literally drew both fanarts, their watermark is still there. You literally scrolled someone's account to find a 3 month old tweet and then literally invented a whole story to yourself about 'tracing' 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

9 months

Almost every week there's a viral slander tweet mocking pinky and/or her pathetic marriage 🤣 All these in just the last 2 months and now a 100k tweet on their heads about that embarrassing woman having to tape her face onto Karin's photo because he avoided Sakura for 12 years.

Moo Deng’s Oil Sheen🦛✨

@GreedIslandGyal

9 months

Gang attire in the family photo is unbelievable 🤣🤣🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Never forget when delusional Sakura fans claimed Minato's manga is a 'flop' because they were so bitter that pinky didn't win the poll and get the manga prize despite their whole fandom spending 2 months cheating, using VPNs and begging kpop fans for votes thinking she'd win 🤣

Shonen Jump News

@WSJ_manga

1 year

MANGA Plus reached its 2nd Most-Read Month ever in July 2023. Momiyama highlights ONE PIECE's serialization resuming and NARUTO's new one-shot, which reached close to 2 million worldwide views in a single week, as the main reasons for the achievement.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura stans always have to make 'Sasuke's most important bonds' threads to cope with their insecurity knowing how Sakura is at the bottom of the list for importance/care in Sasuke's life. So they keep seeking to live in denial when everyone but pinkies know this fact lol.

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@CaterpiIIar566

2 months

Sasusaku is such an irrelevant ship among anime twitter now that the fans have to make monthly "Most important people in sasuke's life" threads to make sakura look relevant for sasuke

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans 🤝 Despising Sarada's existence They're so quick as usual to crop/edit Sarada out of art because they hate the fact she's always in the middle of them because they know she's the only reason why Sasuke goes even near Sakura, her presence is required 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans knowing how embarrassing it is that Sakura uses the Uchiha crest like an accessory and decorates her rented home with it despite knowing nothing about the clan so they fake quote about some 'Sasuke told her to wear the crest as a symbol of their love in a novel'

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

6 months

I see the professional victims aka Sakura stans once again dogpiling and insulting a post for no reason yet if this was the otherway around they'd be crying and calling it misogyny lmao They're always the most toxic and hypocritical people, give them the same energy back.

NARUTO×BORUTO 富士木ノ葉隠れの里

@fuji_konoha

6 months

みなさん、こんにちは☁️ お昼ご飯は何を食べましたか？ #NARUTO #BORUTO #富士急ハイランド #山梨県

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

The way the animator has had to start specifying 'fan art' under pictures now because of a certain characters fans desperate for content they don't receive from the manga and anime so they resort to lying that animators fanarts are 'official/canon' 😭

石崎

@o_hqfu

1 year

Happy Halloween🎃 fan art

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

8 months

The way no amount of flop selling dinosaur fanfics, fanarts and headcanons that SasuSakus try to push 24/7 will ever delude people like Sakura stans wish it would 🤣 Instead everyone comes together to mock the sh*t out of this garbage ship like it deserves 😭

Mahoon

@SasukeD_Uchiha

8 months

There is not a single romance anime with a better romance story than this btw

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 month

All Sakura stans do is lie to hype her up. Then they slander other character by projecting Sakura's flaws and her miserable reality in canon onto them to make themselves feel better. Guess which characters 'husband' runs away at the first opportunity/had an affair drama arc?

HinaFan ☀️

@hfan_n9731

1 month

This is an average NaruSasuSaku shipper. Naruto cannot have a family of his own but Sarada still exists, and Sakura cheats on Sasuke ofc. If Hinata and Boruto do exist, he abandons them to go see his team and babysit their baby. These "shippers" are the biggest Naruto haters

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Sasuke Retsuden fan (real)

@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

the audacity 🥴

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

10 months

Almost all of them are Sakura forcing herself on a dazed/barely conscious Sasuke since thats when she see's the opportunity to break his boundaries. Then one isn't even a hug, he's holding her useless body, the other is him hugging Sarada and she's trying to get involved lmao

Anim34ever

@anim3up

10 months

Peep how Sakura is the only one who’s initiating these “hugs” 😂😂 The War Arc “hug” isn’t even a hug and y’all gotta stop saying it is 😂. Sakura antis I’m back posting and I’ll try to be more consistent, let’s turn up 😂🔥 #BorutoTwoBlueVortex #BORUTO #NARUTO

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Spare a thought for Sakura fans. Imagine waking up everyday to self insert into a cartoon character and pretending she good, loved and respected by all just to be reminded every month how she's STILL nothing but a laughing stock and meme across anime fans for 2 decades 😭

Shak

@NNezukoV2

1 year

Every single day i think about how Sakura could have picked any photo of Sasuke but the one she chose to frame is from when Sasuke was in a ninja terrorist group 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Kishi literally said the only reason he wrote that scene of paralleling Sakura and Kushina was to bait low IQ Sakura stans to believe their dream of NaruSaku being endgame would be canon just to troll them. Yet ya'll cling onto it for life when he was laughing at you 😂🫵

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Minato voters took on unemployed Sakura stans cheating using bots, VPNs, autoclickers, begged kpop stans to vote for her, bribed people with free things if they vote for her, begged one piece trolls to vote for her and he still destroyed her after pinkies thought they'd win 😭

NARUTO OFFICIAL

@NARUTO_info_en

1 year

[Breaking News] #NARUTOP99 Final Results! And taking home the crown from NARUTO's first-ever worldwide character popularity vote is... Minato Namikaze (Fourth Hokage)!!!

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Pretending you've read/watched Naruto? He didn't try to kiss her, she moved to kiss him, he also only intended to talk to her 🥴 Naruto didn't make fun of the Uchiha clan, he mocked Sasuke's ability after getting easily defeated by Lee. Sakura stan calling anyone a pervert 😂

Emily 🪐

@EmilyHaanha

2 years

@HbcuAnime That pervert Naruto tried to kiss Sakura by changing himself into Sasuke. She was right clearly a fatherless behaviour but when Naruto makes fun of Sasuke's dead clan then it's funny. Naruto fans really need to grow some brains and balls to admit they are hypocrites

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

100% now convinced not a single Sakura stan read Retsuden when they spent years hyping it up 😭 Like is this really what they begged for? There's more slander material for her in this arc alone than the rest of Boruto combined. I can't believe what i've witnessed 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

5 months

'Don't understand SasuSaku' Whilst the reality of your ship is a deadbeat marriage where Sasuke avoided her for a decade and continues to do so, and Sakura's last relevancy is an arc where everyone believed she got cheated on because their relationship was so loveless 🤣

eda ☆

@eda696969696969

5 months

This copium imagine being so threatened by a joke u had to pull info out of oomfs account to make a good comeback😭😭 yall DONT understand sasusaku and DIDNT even read the manga next sasusaku solos thankkk uuuu

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

4 months

lmao Sakura's parents (especially Mebuki) were specifically designed by Kishi to resemble Sakura in looks and personality according to his sketch concepts. It goes to show deep down even Sakura stans know she's ugly as repeated in canon and Kishi/his staff constantly 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Something's really never change, thank you Jun Esaka 😭🙏 They can't keep giving us gifts like this, can't wait for the next time I see a Sakura stan crying about how she isn't useless lmao

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

A certain fandom spent 6 weeks unemployed so they could download autoclicking software and 200 VPNs to run their laptops and phones 24/7 to spam thousands of votes, begged kpop stans for help and had OP trolls supporting them to make her win and they still failed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

NARUTO OFFICIAL

@NARUTO_info_en

1 year

[Breaking News] #NARUTOP99 Final Results! Hot on the heels of the 2nd place winner, in 3rd is... Sakura Haruno!!!

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

9 months

Sakura stans are the funniest fandom. They're just a cult that have never read the manga, never watched the anime, never even touched those novels they hype up. SasuSakus also seem to love SasuNaru scenes and just replace her with Naruto 🤣

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@CaterpiIIar566

9 months

You wrote an entire essay on the basis that sasuke was thinking "Its like a prayer" when he poked sakura's forehead when in reality sasuke was thinking that in reference to NARUTO and the values he learned from naruto 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

26 days

Now why is it always *that* fandom who have a constant habit of reducing Palestine as ammo and a gotcha over Sakura? They weaponise this SOLELY to attack and gotcha people to defend Sakura or as an excuse to attack anyone that doesn't worship pinky 🤔

Chickennny

@chickennny_

27 days

Hstans and z*onists have actually something in common, and that is playing the victim and attacking innocent people🫢🫢

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

The Naruto and Boruto series established wedding rings exist in Konoha. But according to Esaka's fanfiction, this is a new invention that exists in other lands only. Again more proof she's never read the series in her life hence everyone's OOC and why canon ignores her books.

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@COaDAF0iOi6D70J

2 years

The original Konoha has a culture of marriage rings…

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

SasuSakus could only wish their ship had the streets like this. SNS discourse get tens of thousands of likes regularly because everyone can see the romantic nature with actual moments. Only time SS get these numbers is the weekly viral hate tweet about their loveless ship 😭

puro.roxo 💜4️⃣

@lutherPr1nce

7 months

Até dar o cu e menos gay que isso

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

I've always said these Sakura stans have never actually read this novel they worship because there's no way they've been hyping this embarrassment for years 🤣 Watching her trip over a rock, get poisoned and left to die in 1 hit by yet another fodder 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Sakura stans still have PTSD and trauma to this day over her gay husband having more affection for a man than her 😭 Irony of SasuSakus talking about 'gay agendas' whilst repping this embarrassing 'ship' as romantic

amber ♡

@tanijrou

2 years

spreading the yaoi agenda is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Couldn't even come up with something original, Retsuden really just copied and pasted another Naruto writers scene 🤣 and didn't Sakura stans love to mock her 'tripping and needing help' but gobbling it up when it's plagiarised in their fanfic all of a sudden 🥴

Abdul Zoldyck

@Abdul_S17

2 years

Just what a husband does, protecting his wife🌸, the blush from Sakura after! #SasukeRetsuden

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

10 months

You know spoilers have dropped if uchihassasusaku has posted a bunch of cope trying to insert Sakura's irrelevant ass into scenes 😭 4 years of opening pages with tears in her eyes seeing Sakura has no existence yet again so they try to make ANYTHING about her instead 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Is the 'Sakura character development' in the room with us right now? Being a Sakura fan is just all about pretending their imagination of her is what's canon rather than the reality of her which is the fact she was a useless crying simp who remains one to this day.

PAIN.💮

@bankaichopper

1 year

Let's be honest, this moment clears in terms of writing and character development

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans hate Honda because he writes Sasuke as Kishi intended instead of making Sasuke as he appears in Sakura fanfics. They cry that Honda makes Sasuke always leave and NGAF about pinky, 'canon Sasuke would never' just for Sasuke to do the same in the manga by Kishi 😂

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

This is what you call a sad and pathetic relationship

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

You can put any girl in the Narutoverse in Hanabi's place here and the tweet is still accurate. After all Sakura is the only character to be canonically called ugly multiple times by different characters and even Kishi + his staff said they found her ugly too 🤣

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@Kai_Higure

2 months

In terms of beauty

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

7 months

LMAO Sakura stans are shaking and crying over a twitter poll because they're getting outbotted. And the F*CKING IRONY of uchihassasusaku seething the most and even begging to 'complain' like Sakura stans aren't botting too and she was the one teaching it for the Naruto99 poll 😂

忍者BORUTAGE公式

@Nin_BORUTAGE

7 months

里長の皆様の声が忍録札イラストになるかも？ユーザーボイス忍録札アンケートを開始いたしました選択肢の中から、どのシチュエーションで見たいか投票してください投票期限：2024年3月18日(月)18:30まで #忍ボル

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

8 months

Sakura fans tried to deflect their misery and failed again 😭 1) 4+ years of no manga appearances continues and she remains irrelevant in the village 2) Only Sasuke is called Sarada's parent 3) Neither Sasuke or Sarada have mentioned or go near Sakura in years Haruno voodoo 🥶

Ro 🍥☀️

@theNHcrew

8 months

Crazy how haters constantly call Hinata irrelevant when she is the only mother mentioned in her child's database

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

These Sakura stans always project their own obsession with sexualising their fav onto Hinata fans yet look at them here. Reposting an animators fanart is bad enough but then making cringe sexual comments about a minor and look at them all clapping and barking in the comments 🥴

Cree

@HakarisupremaC

1 year

God Sakura could get it so fucking bad

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura fans love to lie and project their own behaviour onto others if they dislike pinky or dare to ship Sasuke with anyone but pinky. Ironic when the hypocrite ships Sakura with anything with 2 legs including 40 year old men, She also supports known SasuSaku CP artists too.

tira🍥

@narufamous

2 months

WHEN DID I REPOST SOMETHING LIKE THAT?????? And when did i say that i like sh???? you are a pathetic LIAR! I blocked you annoying liars a long time ago, shame on you

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

People reading the Sakura Novel that Sakura stans hype up (who've not even read it themselves) is always hilarious because all it does is remind people how she's a creep, a fodder, a weirdo and that SasuSaku shippers are just mentally insane 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 months

Sakura fans fake outraging when the only thing about this tweet that made them seethe is the fact someone dares to ship Hinata with 'Sakura's trophy'. Pinkies are such creepy self inserters the way they act over Sasuke ships, insecurity over crack because their ship is loveless

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@erosjewels

2 months

this is sasuhina irl btw

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans remembering they spent 6 weeks cheating on this poll 24/7 and crawling on their knees for kpop stans help with votes to win the manga prize just to fail anyway 🤣 Would've been funny to see a Sakura manga get even less sales than how badly Retsuden flopped tho 🤔

Abdul Zoldyck

@Abdul_S17

1 year

Masashi Kishimoto's New One-Shot Manga - NARUTO Gaiden: Uzu no Naka no Tsumujikaze, will be published in WSJ Issue #33 . This is a special 55 page one-shot manga with colour pages to commemorate the results of NARUTOP99 and the 55th Anniversary of WSJ.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Sakura stans shaking and crying in the replies/quotes trying to come up with excuses for why Sasuke's stalker couldn't answer a simple question whilst Naruto could 😂 She knows nothing about him and he'd avoided her for a decade so she didn't know if he did start wearing them 🤣

kareem 🇵🇸

@kareemmpie

1 year

wtf you mean you don’t think so, you grew up with the mf and you married to him 😭⁉️

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Iconic female what? 😭 You mean the character that was so unpopular and disliked that the author said he wanted to replace her and girls would come up to him on the street to tell him they hate her? The girl whose mostly associated with the terms 'useless' and 'trash'?

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

Average SasuSaku enjoyer

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

Kishimoto is too funny, he's always hated that ship with a passion and gets sick pleasure from making sure everyone knows how terrible of a 'couple' they are 💀 No wonder his last gift to them was coming back to give them an arc about everyone believing Sasuke cheated on her 💀

Teiney AMI the GOAT

@Teiney_JJoke

1 year

the ship the hater

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

'Take off the glasses and she's nothing like Karin' The copium from SasuSaku fans will never not be hilarious 😂 She looks like Karin even without them, Kishi wouldn't have wrote a plot with everyone including Sarada herself believing Karin could be her mother if she didn't.

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

4 months

Only people who make posts like this are insecure Sakura stans who wanna pretend Sakura is some special bond for Sasuke and more than Naruto (they only put Sarada first to not get dragged too hard lmao) Yet Sasuke never mentions her, never talks about her, never goes near her 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

All I know is Sasuke had a canon manga written by the original author with the whole plot being about his closest friend, child and one of his teammates all believing the idea that Sasuke cheated on Sakura with Karin with zero questions. Kishimoto funniest man alive

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

2 years

'Don't hug me', 'Let go of me'. 'Stop it, get off me' Three different variations of his line and all were clear he wants her to stop forcing herself on him as usual. Blushing isn't always a positive reaction, Sakura stans really have toddler level comprehension 😭

𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧☆🇵🇸

@scarsmassacre

2 years

"Dont hug me" whole times he's just letting her hug him and blushes right afterwards 😭

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

5 months

Sakura getting her ass beat by Omoi and Sakura taping her face over Karin are both canon and in the manga 😭 The way EVERY Sakura stan only pretends to have read or watched this series yet they self insert into her and demand others respect a character they don't even know 🤣

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@Sasuk3_Uzumak1

1 year

The 'IT couple' of the franchise: - Their romance novel is one of the lowest selling Naruto novels - Their romance manga is currently flopping despite embarrassing levels of promotion - The only couple to get openly ridiculed by the author and receive an arc about cheating 🤔

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