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Sohn

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Niko church fulani huku watu wanatuma sadaka kwa pay bill alafu kuna msee anazunguka akiconfirm message

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Wewe unaona vizuri Lulu Hassan amekaa citizen kutoka tukiwa class 3 alafu unaenda kufanya journalism,.. shida yako ni nini

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Ukienda kamakis usalimiwe 'yes!' ukose kujibu 'yaah' nyama inapanda bei

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Kuna morio wangu fulani nikionanga amenitext "wee umbwa" naanzanga tu kuvaa viatu

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Mnajifanya hamjaona Fabrizo Romano amereply comment yangu, acha niieke pinned hadi next year sasa

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Parents hukuwa too quick kusema "hizo vitu mnafanya pia sisi tulifanya" ,..wewe umewahi piga threesome

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Sohn

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Highschool prep story zilikuwa zinabamba ajab ukiwa umetulia, alafu time sasa umeamua uchangie unaskia kwa dirisha 'kujeni vile mko'

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Ni nini ukiona nayo msee unajuanga tu huyo ni fala ?

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Ukianza kukaa Thika ni hivyo, ata ukipata job Webuye heri utoke Thika daily

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In my prime days kuna time masanse waliniweka ngwai kwa mfuko alafu wakaikosa 💀

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Ukiingia club upate Dj amefungiwa kwa cage, rudisha simu kejani alafu urudi na kama uko na helmet ama bulletproof vest vaa

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Sohn

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Mama yangu ashai nichapa juu ya kuvunja glass,.. the following day akavunja mbili akanichapa juu ya kuzieka vibaya

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Mwambie unataka kinembe akunyime ufikirie vizu zingine za maana

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Sasa hadi graduation ya catering unalia, nani hajui kupika ugali mayai

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Kuna morio wangu fulani yeye amepigia mechi mingi kwangu kuniliko

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Bouncers nawao hukuwa sijui aje, sasa miaka 25 mtu anafaa kutoa wapi saa sita usiku

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Unatext morio wako morning kuhusu classes anakuuliza kwani umeamka ukimfikiria 💀

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Ukiwahi enda baze ya fifa upate msee mnono amevaa crocs na miwani alafu anachukua team ndogo, usijaribu kuchukua pad

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Nishai enda night party na macool kids gays fulani huko wakaniambia either niwapee ama waniue

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Our parents don't know how much we stay in bed thinking about how we will return the hard work and sacrifice they made. I hope it all goes well for us

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Unatembea mall kidogo unaona salary yako imeandikwa kwa kinyasa

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Laughing at someone's accent when you've been to university is a huge display of ignorance. With all that education, you still lack cultural sensitivity?

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Njaa ya campus ni real, dame anakupiga bj anameza adi cum wee unadhani ni mapenzi kumbe gaidi hajakula siku tatu

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Kama course unafanya iko na trips wewe anza tu kuchanga za trolley ya mayai mapema

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Nimewahi kuwa raped na dem flani hapo forth year kwenda kureport polisi wakaniuliza mbona nilimbao,.. the game is rigged

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27 days

Hakuna kitu ilikuwa ngumu kama kuconvince msee anafarm Hamster Kombat haiwezi mtoa block

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After mechi dame anakuambia umpee panty ilianguka chini ya bed, unapata ni mbili na hukumbuki yake ni colour gani

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Lakini mbona ukuwe surprised ukinipata naskiza gospel songs, kwani mimi ni shetani

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1 month

Kama hio relationship yenu hakuna mwenye ako na samsung ama iPhone achaneni mtafute pesa kwanza

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Wewe unaskia walimu wanalipwa 17K alafu unaendelea kufanya education, shida yako ni nini

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Mimi nikijuana na dame kwanza huwa naomba kinembe ndio aninyime tukosane before aniombe pesa

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Akikuambia amekumiss ujue ashaa kuomba mechi,.. shida yako wewe husema 'me too'

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Huko ushago ukienda kuskiza hizo ngoma za Travis Scott na wao wamezoea bongo wanakuona kama kienyeji

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Njia ya kuenda Runda thika ata uvae pods kwa barabara lazima utatoa uangalie matako

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Mih najua relationship ni ya kukulana tu, wewe ukitaka matching outfits enda jela

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Unaambia morio wako akuletee dame mmoja mwenye anajua hupeana haraka ninja anakuja na sister yako 💀

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Sohn

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3 months

Mbogi yangu yote wenye tuliingia 4K pamoja saa hii naona washaa fika 10K,.. mnifollow pia nafollow back

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Tukidate sii lazima tushinde tukiforce kukua na kitu ya kuongelea, tuko kwa relationship sio parliament

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Sohn

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Wife material saa hii wamepika chai, wakafua nguo zote na wakaosha hadi vyombo, sasa ni pesa ya salon wanangoja kunyimwa

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Sohn

@Sarcastic_Sohny

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"Kenya ni home", anangoja kuApply green card next month

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Kuna morio wangu alidanganywa na manzi yake ati uncle yake amekufa atume pesa ya jeneza, boyz badala kutuma pesa alinunua jeneza akampelekea bana

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Sohn

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Nmewahi kuwa friend zoned na dame fulani hadi alikuwa ananiombea keja bana

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Kama kudinywa haga ndio itatoa mtu block nyii tokeni peke yenu,.. mih acha nibaki tu block

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One eye is worth 45 million na ile stuff ya kuziba shimo ya macho kama Ruger ni sigisti bob, uamuzi ni wako

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@Sarcastic_Sohny

3 months

Si mfanye aje, mjitolee mnifikishe 10K nilipe badge niache kulala njaa,.. nafollow back

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Hawa wasee wa 'from your contacts' pale Tiktok hunimaliza ajab

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Manzi yako anapelekwa out na salaried niggas na wewe uko kwa nyumba kazi ni kusema London is blue

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Amekuja kwangu akapata waist beads ikabidi nimwambie part time nakuanga mganga

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2 months

Exam room kuna time nlikuwa nacopy exam kwa phone nikiwa huko nyuma kidogo nikaona morio wangu fulani alikuwa amekaa next to examiner ameview status zangu 'just now'

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In my prime highschool tuliwahi fanyiwa inspection nikapatikana na title deed kwa box

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Getting rejected by ugly w0man hufanya uquestion your worth as a man,.. always go for pretty babes mahali ata ukikula L unajua ni worth it

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Hii course nafanya nataka nigraduate kwanza alafu sasa ndo niisome polepole nielewe

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Saa hii ploti imetulia ni mimi tu niko indoors watu wameenda kutafuta ugonjwa

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Your friends wakiwahi kutembelea alafu wakose kukuuliza unalipa rent pesa ngapi you need to work hard

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Kuenda kuvisit inamaanisha mechi, ukifika wacha kujifanya mjinga

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Jua iko Nairobi unafua nguo before umalize kuweka pegs zishaa kauka

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Akikuuliza uko aje mjibu uko h0rny usiseme uko poa, ndio maana hampewi

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Unapea aje dame pesa mzazi amekutumia,.. kichwa yako ni mzuri ?

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Lakini wasee wa facebook hukuwa nyuma ajab, huyu saa hii ndo ananiuliza Diddy ni nani na ni nini amefanya,.. kwani huko facebook wao huongelea nini ?

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Single niggas tushaa maliza usafi saa hii tumeingia Epl sasa, soft life

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Ni nini umewahi pata kwa morio wako ukashangaa alitoa wapi

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Mimi najua relationship ni ya kukulana, wewe kama ni goals ulikuwa unataka ungeenda kutafuta Haaland

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Mimi nataka pesa bana ukitaka kukulwa wee tafuta simba

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Ukiwahi ambiwa na msee wa duthi uwachane na huyo dame mskize na umuache kabisa

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Si ata nyinyi mliona nlilala 5th floor, sasa Elon amepeleka wapi 80 followers,.. we rise again, I follow back

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Yer, tunajua samsung ni kali kuliko iPhone, lakini sio hio yako

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17K for a bedsitter ati juu iko na lift is insane bro,.. wacha niteremkange chini na kamba kama SWAT

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Unashangaa mbona huachi kusimp kumbe ni genes za mzae wako

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Njaa ya campus ni real, dame anakupiga bj anameza adi cum wee unadhani ni mapenzi kumbe gaidi hajakula siku tatu

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Mimi heri uniite stingy lakini pesa ya mzazi siwezi kuspoil nayo

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Nakutoka dame alafu unapull up na type yangu tena, kwani hutaki nisettle bro

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Mbona nawatumia message landlord amechange paybill mnalenga

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Indoors ni watu wako 3 bedroom, wewe uko kejani

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Hakuna mtu hunukia poa kama mtu unapenda, lakini wacha mkosane sijui harufu ya kondoo hutoka wapi

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Mtu ananunua V8 alafu anaweka tinted windows, can't be me,.. mimi ninunue tu probox napasaua vioo zote, lazima mnione bana

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Highschool saa hii ningekuwa staffroom walimu wakiniambia they can see potential in me

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Unapost picha yako huko facebook alafu jirani anacomment "utapatikana kesho kuna kibarua ya kulima" 😂

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Matajiri hupiga round moja lakini hawawezi haribiwa jina, wewe usipofika round saba wanasema huna nyuvu za kiume

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Charger, jacket na kamusi incase uamke ujipate Arusha

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Kuoa nayo before 27 ni kama kutoka sherehe 7pm

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Saa hii kuna mzazi anakopa ndio kijana yake apate za kuchanga washike mzinga kesho

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It is very right kukuwa kwa long distance relationship, but just make sure wewe ndo uko Juja

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Btw, getting cooked on Twitter does not mean you were wrong

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Sasa Muhindi akimake it in life huwa anasema 'ni ng'ombe manzee' ama

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Highschool dorm roasts remain goated, kuna morio alisema stima izimwe akaulizwa kama baba yake ndo hunyora masinga dam

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Sohn

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Lakini kama bado unafikirianga Telegram ni ya ngwati you have a long way to go

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Ni nini ilifanya ujue huyo dame ni kienyeji ?

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Whites: Wow, she is blind and pregnant. Kenyans: Yani wanaume hawananga huruma. ...shida ya wakenya huwa nini

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Kupost hio story ya Diddy haitafanya uwache kukuwa kienyeji

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Ni nini umewahi ona msee nayo highschool ukashangaa alitoa wapi

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Tukiwa third year Lec alipitisha iPhone yake class tuone diagram akarudishiwa itel ikiwa na the same diagram

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Nairobi nayo kama huna pesa usipokuwa muongo na mfunny kinembe utaishi kuonea telegram

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Ukifanya signing ya second goalkeeper usiende kusign Degea, sign Onana ndie hawezi shika ball

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Ukipata mtu wa IT amechana nywele jua hana content

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Hawa viwete huomba pesa tao hawajui ata tukiwapea miguu bado watateseka

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Ego game inafaa kumatch intelligence yako, uliselete madharau na wewe ni bongolala

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Ni sawa tumeskia pesa na gari ni vitu za dunia, lakini si pia wewe uko duniani mbona huna

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Sio maringo lakini skirt ya mia huwezi nirombosea nayo na niko na J4

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Kusongesha bed kiasi jirani anazima radio,.. nini husumbua watu

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Sometimes piga luku yako safi ufike showroom sio kila saa kuonea magari kwa traffic,.. confidence ndio muhimu

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Ukifukuzwa kwenu usikuje kutuambia tutoke kwa wazazi, makasiriko pelekea your irresponsible parents

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