Tweetasm @SarcasticSourav Twitter profile

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@SarcasticSourav

7 years

Me : i love you She : i have a boyfriend Me : koi baat nahi vo humari shaadi me channa mereya gaa lega. *Blocked*

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4 years

Twitter se uthaa ke instagram pohuncha dunga.

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Suresh Raina’s family “Agar Dhoni kuye me kudega toh tu bhi kudega?”

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4 years

Send your tweets in comment section

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4 years

Share your bangers or the best tweet in comment ❤️

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3 years

Ek baar loyal bandi milne do fir bataunga relationship goals kya hote hai.

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3 years

Cab driver: where do you wanna go? Me: take me to the 90’s

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3 years

Girls never admit they like you, They just start reacting to your story.

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4 years

Use promo code "Tweetasm" and get feature on INSTAGRAM.

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3 years

Happy Valentines Day

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3 years

Comment, if you retweet or post good tweets. I want to follow such accounts.

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4 years

I just want to thank who appreciate me after getting feature and who know this fact they’re getting feature on big pages because of TWEETASM🙏

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4 years

What is your favourite meme page? And why it's TWEETASM

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4 years

Guys if you tweet and retweet good content I'll follow you without expecting any follow back. Retweet is important. Appreciate each other , otherwise someone else will copy your content and might get what you deserved. Mention them I'll follow✌️

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3 years

Drop some witty accounts to follow.

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2 years

@Khannajikiladki @dusky_drone kya matlab aur andar nahin jaunga

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4 years

Expectations: will you marry me? Reality : will you post my tweet?

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3 years

She's probably sad bro, give her a shoulder to put her legs on.

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4 years

Sarojini market >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shein

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4 years

Warner ko Indian citizenship dedo bhai ab.

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4 years

Unpopular Opinion : Naam ke peeche "astic" lagane se Sarcastic nahin bann jaaoge bc.

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4 years

Me at family function : Why is everyone asking me personal questions Me In an Uber : Aur bhaiya, Uber me gaadi lagau to kitne paise kama lunga ?

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4 years

So you guys are making that play date video and not involving me in that. It hurts😭 Feature karna band😂

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4 years

Sirf chats colourful hui hai Zindagi nahin.

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3 years

I haven't watched a single episode of Squirt Game. Will the society accept me?

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4 years

In this world full of BINOD, I’m SOURAV.

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3 years

"Me and Who ?" ka reply me dene ke baad just kidding bolna is not funny

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3 years

I tried to find a better way to put this but honestly..I just wanna fuck

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4 years

Relatives : Beta kitne number aaye ? Me : College pass out kar chuka hu bc #cbseresults2020

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3 years

Arrange marriage itna he scary hai toh karo naa pyar mujhse.

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4 years

Guys who are sending their tweets in DM for featuring. Itne sare tweets mat bhejo yaar, Send your best one which you think is the best.

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4 years

Today, I realised I'm becoming @SonuSood of meme world.

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4 years

Me to my alarm : You deserve someone better.

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4 years

I really don’t want this corona to end fir is desh me usse bhi gandi bimari aa jaegi “Hindu Muslim politics”

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4 years

I'm at that level where i know this stuff is copied but i still retweet it without saying ye ho chuka hai.

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4 years

I opened my dm today and this made my day, Thankyou❤️

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3 years

Itihas gawah hai ki I don't have feeling for him(EX) anymore toh bas bahana hai

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3 years

Jab Itihas madarchod ko sab pta tha toh usne bataya kyu nahin?

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3 years

imagine studying palaeontology and not having someone to bone

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3 years

gradually becoming the person I should have been a long time ago

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3 years

Possibly depressed, definitely horny.

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3 years

Past is the most addictive thing

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4 years

🇺🇸 : Sorry babe, i was drunk 🇮🇳 : Arey arey ee haramzadi humko bolti hai ki ee Nagma hai

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2 years

Who Shahrukh, its Rahul.

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3 years

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7 years

Jhut Bohut bada jhoot She didn't dump me, It was mutual!

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7 years

Imagine if you don't have any siblings. You've to drink water by yourself

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@SarcasticSourav

3 years

Instagram band hone se pehale hum Page Owners aur memers k liye koi pension scheme nikaldo yaar.

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2 years

Pool party aur 2 ghante shower lene vaale save water ka gyan chodenge par tum aaj raat se he gubaro me pani bhar ke taiyar rehna.

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7 years

Friend : Aaawwwwwww!! Me : ye le bhosdike Mascara aur ye rhaa eyeliner isse bhi lgaa le.

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4 years

2020 to CSK fans : Abhi toh tumhe aur zaleel hona hai.

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3 years

Nudes with clothes

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3 years

if you don't know how to talk to girls, just start with "mer yasu yasu" and vo BOLNE LAGEGI

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@SarcasticSourav

4 years

You offer emptiness and heartache and an endless search for pleasure with which to fill the emptiness.

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4 years

I was banging my gf and suddenly hardik Pandya came and said “Ye mai kar leta hu tab tak aap dream 11 pe team banao”

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@SarcasticSourav

3 years

Meri jaan meri jaan kehne vali aaj kisi aur ki jaan bann gayi.

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4 years

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7 years

Blackmail Emotional blackmail Bhai ke liye itna bhi nahi karega? 😂😂

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2 years

Sunaa hai insta par ek reel play karne se soulmate milta hai

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3 years

Happy "Aaj se tu mujhe apna dost samajh" day

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7 years

Ye log Maturity laate khaa se hai? Mai to aaj bhi "Bhai ko pareshan karne ke liye bathroom ki light band kar deta hu"

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3 years

inappropriate thoughts ft. you

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2 years

Life me bas itna confidence chaiye ki uske ghar vaalo se uska hath maang saku

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2 years

Arijit bhai ne to kaha tha "jaate nahi kahin rishte purane ,Kisi naye ke aa jaane se"

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3 years

let me eat you out for my mental health

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4 years

Socho agar WhatsApp bhi chinese aap hota😜

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3 years

Hickies on the titties

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7 years

Shaatir Bade Shaatir Fir aate hai vo jo "Parents Contact number ki jagah Apna Contact number likhte hai"

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1 year

usse rang lagane ka sapna, sapna he reh gaya.

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3 years

Need someone to recreate 90s songs

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3 years

Simping since 1997

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3 years

she after dumping her 7th boyfriend: Mai tenu fir milangi, kithe? kis tarah ? pata nahin.

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@SarcasticSourav

3 years

kaash mere liye bhi kisine vrat rakha ho

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4 years

If finishing is an art, Dhoni is Picasso of it

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7 years

Relatives : Kyaa kar rhe ho aaj kal?? Me : Disappoint

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4 years

Growth is admitting I too possess toxic qualities & carry unhealed traumas I need to work on

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4 years

We are in the end game now

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3 years

girls who look soft but secretly love being tied up, slapped, spit on, choked, spanked and finger fucked til they cry >>>>

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4 years

Give me some sign if you're horny

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2 years

when ??

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3 years

little boobies big heart

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4 years

Subah uthke whatsapp se downloaded happy new year ke wishes delete karunga.

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4 years

Who called it 2020 and not me time

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2 years

Aurat sirf apne pasandeeda mard ka chusti hai.

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3 years

CSK is the new RCB

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7 years

Crush : A B C Sunao Me : ABCEFGHJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Crush : DIL khaa hai?? Me : Tumhare pass ❤️

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4 years

Us bewafa ko bhi HAPPY DIWALI jo mujhe pyar me chakri ki tarah ghumati rahi.

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@SarcasticSourav

7 years

She : 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.😆 Me : 3 words, 8 letters😬👻 She : Tu single he mar bc🤦

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7 years

S in the Engineering stands for Scope.

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7 years

Relationship Status : Kisi ko "Bae" bolne wala hota hu to vo usse pehale he "Bhai" bol deti hai 😑

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7 years

Word : Sunday Synonym : Soneday

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7 years

Me : Bass bohut ho gayi padhai. *Mom comes in my room* Me : Ab dusri book ki baari.

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2 years

Bohut chutiyape kiye hai zindagi me, lekin starbucks ka phone case laga kar cool banne ki koshish nahin ki.

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6 years

She : I lost 1kg Me : Makeup nahin kiya hoga😬😂

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4 years

Who called it Snapchat stories and not Autobiography.

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7 years

Khaa rehte ho? Rishtedaro ki nazro me

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2 years

Naya saal aa gaya par kuch chutiye abhi bhi ussi purani Ex ki yaado me rahenge.

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7 years

*Others Parent* Mera beta aesa kar he nahi sakta *My Parents* Issi ne kiya hoga, hum bhi pareshan hai isse.

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7 years

She : Say those three magical words Me : Kal Chutti hai!!

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3 years

Therapy? ye kya hota hai ? Ye sab bas tum logo k dimag ka veham hai aur ameer logo ko chonchle. Humare time me to aesa kuch nahin hota tha.

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