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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 months

Putting “Guillermo del Toro Hound of the Baskervilles” on my vision board and nothing else

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Sara Ghaleb

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4 years

Elliot Page and Michael Cera should do another rom com

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7 months

every time I buy shampoo...

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7 months

who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era

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I had to get this out of my brain

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We talk about Main Character Syndrome, but no one ever wants to talk about how tough it is being the comic relief. Do you have any idea how many banana peels I've slipped on? How many seltzer's I've sprayed on myself? How often the person I'm talking about IS right behind me?

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It's not an 'S'. On my world, it means 'hope'

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3 years

Fiction writing is cool because it's like "I'm sad, maybe I'll make up a little guy and that can be his problem now"

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@SaraGhaleb

7 months

@lennyburnham but the WORD "pets" is so small, Lenny! How was he to know

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7 months

I do think "YOU'RE GAY AND THAT'S FINAL" will become a part of my lexicon, but it's too early to tell

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Sara Ghaleb

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4 years

Was not expecting this to do numbers, I just like tiny Canadian guys.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The great irony is that Shiv would be super in love with the version of Tom that pops up to psychosexually bully Greg, but she has no idea that guy exists

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Sara Ghaleb

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3 years

Sherlock Holmes never actually wears a deerstalker hat in the text of the original canon, but he does dress as a lady with a parasol. What I propose is we finally stop being cowards and adjust the merchandise accordingly

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9 months

Can confirm I need an extra $11,400 today

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9 months

Americans need an extra $11,400 today just to afford the basics.

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3 years

Netflix should do big cross overs with their shows. That's really the last big advantage to regular network TV. Like, I want to see Lupin rob Emily in Paris.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

1 year

Happy anniversary to Sherlock Holmes beating up a math professor and throwing him off a cliff on May 4th 1891

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The MCU anti-spoiler leak measures are sooooooo funny for a franchise based on established characters that follows clear story templates and tell you 5 years in advance which heroes are returning for sequels

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Ron Livingston Guest Role imparting some wisdom

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

With the US copyright of The Adventure of the Retired Colourman expired, it is now, at long last, free and legal to acknowledge that Dr. Watson was canonical hot. You can even call Sherlock Holmes’s friend and biographer a himbo, and the Doyle estate would be helpless to stop you

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

If Dr. Watson gets to be a wildly successful writer by being hot and dumb and following a smart guy around, why can't I?????

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

Today only started 27 minutes ago

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2 years

Welp. With Legends of Tomorrow gone we are back to zero asexual characters on broadcast TV!

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@SaraGhaleb

2 years

@GrahamB47 I keep running these numbers and I feel like this has to be a cipher or something

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The Conan Doyle and Houdini friendship is so funny because Houdini is like “I do my escapes using logic, skill, and practice” and Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes, is like “Oh buddy, those things aren’t real, I made them up to sell mystery novels. Obviously you’re doing magic.”

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Happy 130th anniversary to Sherlock Holmes throwing a math teacher over a waterfalls

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

@lennyburnham If you think about it, vehicular manslaughter’s pretty gay. What you need a vehicle for? To hit other men?

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

This moment where they’re teaming up to roast Greg is the happiest i can remember seeing them together

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 months

you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch

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2 months

what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes

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2 years

I was specifically promised no malarkey

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@SaraGhaleb

4 years

Aaron Sorkin has a free pass to do anything in Hollywood and yet all he wants is to prove he gets comedy on a much deeper level than comedians

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Me recording a podcast: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me having to edit that podcast: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Owen Wilson is such good casting in the Loki series because he just radiates being Some Guy. Like he's cool, but he's an extremely normal guy, and that makes a literal God running in circles trying to earn his approval so funny

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2 years

@GrahamB47 Two cars and a mortgage! When they have the money to easily pay their student loan debt instead! I wanna study this person in a lab

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 months

There are currently three Sherlock Holmes TV shows in the works where Holmes and Watson are not partners. Fucked up and evil.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I’m so glad and humbled that you all love Sherlock Is Garbage And Here’s Why! But I promise you I have seen it

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@SaraGhaleb

4 years

Me when this had 20 likes: Oh sweet! some validation for an incredibly silly joke Me seeing it now: Oh...oh no

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I don't like when white men make fun of White Women partially because it just feels sexist but MOSTLY because they never cover the genuinely weird shit like the tiktok I just saw of a woman who thinks she and her boyfriend were past life lesbians in 1500s Ireland

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Sara Ghaleb

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2 years

Weird how the show was like "Isn't Dr. House a fascinating contradiction? He thinks most people suck, yet still believes everyone deserves medical care!" even though that's just the normal position of anyone over 30

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

Can’t believe Dr. Watson invented “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Sherlock Holmes Vs Predator movie when??

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 months

When Sherlock Holmes entered the public domain we all wanted to know what would be the first adaptation to make Holmes/Watson canon and it turns out that the answer was "They will literally never be in a scene together again"

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The parasol gets multiple mentions, the deerstalker gets NONE. The choice is clear

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

I will not rest until there is a Muppet Hound of the Baskervilles movie. Gonzo & Fozzie as Holmes & Watson, Kermit & Piggy as Henry & Beryl, Sweetums as the Hound

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Sara Ghaleb

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2 years

I get why everyone loves to share the "Grodd attacks Barack Obama" clip when they bring up Legends of Tomorrow, but I wish the "Entire team gets their ass kicked by a guitar haunted by Elvis' dead twin" clip got more love. It's a real stand out

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

4 years

Captain Flint on Black Sails is without a doubt history's best queer anti-hero who is based on a parrot

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 months

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are two halves of the same soul and neither can exist without the other, so jot that down.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Spoiler embargo on my Dracula remake, I can't let anyone know that the mysterious occurrences at the Count's castle actually have supernatural origin.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Ooof

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

@xoxogossipgita She pays rent in screams

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I'd hate to have the Eternals ruined for me by *checks notes* reading the easily available comic runs this film is likely drawing from.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

4 years

@MaraWilson The girl

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Hold on I think I’m onto something here

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Look we can sit here all day debating the pulpy blockbuster spirit of the original text, or we can just admit that no one has ever looked better than Rachel McAdams in these films

#SherlockPuzzle

@CupHolmes

3 years

OK Sherlockians, what’s your view on the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes films?

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

A while ago I said that every actor does something completely different with Dr. Watson. Just absolute chaos, no idea what you're going to get. But I think I cracked it, the universal Watson Energy:

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Society if the Wachowski sisters had been given a Superman movie to write and direct

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 months

Cannot tell you how humbling it is to slip on a banana peel in real life. To know my life is hack

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@SaraGhaleb

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Watching Godzilla Minus One and every time Godzilla roars I turn to my cat and say "that's you, that's what you sound like"

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The first main family member to catch Tom and Greg doing their weird two man comedy act (workplace harassment) thing being LOGAN is going to be so funny. No one's going to believe him. This will be what undoes his empire.

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

RETI ends with the line "You can file it in our archives, Watson. Some day the true story may be told." And today is the day! Watson has been a smokeshow the whole time

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Hollywood will claim to love reboots and spin offs and sequels and then utterly fail to deliver The Great Mouse Detective Cinematic Universe

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Twitter is cool because any time I get more than 10 notifications I think "oh no"

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

4 years

I HOPE he tries to turn to tumblr. They would eat him alive there.

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@SaraGhaleb

2 months

Cannot get over Biden running for re-election when he knows very well he still owes each of us $600.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

There won’t be enough Sherlock Holmes adaptations until we finally get to watch Holmes calls up his cousin and be like “Hey! How’s it been? I need you to buy my ex’s medical practice so he has to move back in with me….Yes, I faked my death for 3 years. This isn’t about that!”

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Like to scratch that little chin, RT to high five that big paw

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

All the college loan debates on here are in bad faith because it’s a bunch of old people yelling about what people should have done at 17. If your argument is “your brain should have been more developed as a child” there’s not really a point in humoring you

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@SaraGhaleb

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@katielibratie Him pretending he can’t be a little bossy in the bedroom ON REQUEST when he’s actively trying to wrestle Greg at work unprompted

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

White male comics: "Ha ha, white women! they order Starbucks and 'ask to speak to the manager' Got 'em!" Any woman who had a livejournal: [takes a drag of a cigarette and looks into the distance] "You are a child. You know nothing of what you speak. I was there for Snape Wives"

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier is also no longer under copyright, so Holmes being a huge drama queen is also now fair game. (Pictured below: Holmes making a big deal about being alone while some poor guy tries to explain to him that someone’s been held hostage)

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

4 years

Thinking how stressful this year must have been for that Early Edition guy

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Love that season 2 starts with House getting chummy with a murderer and then jumps to relentlessly bullying a child with terminal cancer and a guy devoted to making medication more accessible

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I believe that because Conan Doyle’s mystery stories are narrated by Dr. John H. Watson, Sherlock Holmes is actually a victim of the male gaze. In this essay I will…

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

I’m happy for you SW fans but I celebrate today a little differently

Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Happy 130th anniversary to Sherlock Holmes throwing a math teacher over a waterfalls

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@BrennanML It’s so good! Holmes sending Watson out to do some sex recon like he’s James Bond and Watson returns with a poetic description of a wall

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

7 months

A white actor hasn’t played Dr Watson since Martin Freeman, and if we all hold our ground he could be the last.

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CBS has handed a straight-to-series order to ‘Watson,’ from Craig Sweeny, Aaron Kaplan’s Kapital Entertainment and CBS Studios. Morris Chestnut is set to play the title role and EP the drama inspired by Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes mysteries

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2 years

Dr. Gregory House. *gets up to microphone* Medical malpractice should be legal IF it’s funny

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I miss when every network show ended episodes with “Hallelujah” that was really working for us

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10 months

Recruit this cat immediately to join the IMF

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This cat has very clear logic. I m shocked

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@SaraGhaleb

3 years

“Previously Ons” for when I pick up a game I dropped 6 months ago and need to know what the heck my character was looking for in the first place

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You get put in charge of any videogame company you like and can instantly sign off on any decision. What are you making happen?

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#TheIrregularsNetflix really had a meeting where they said "we're going to be the first ever TV adaptation to make Holmes and Watson canon after 100+ years of waiting, but it's unrequited and Watson murdered Holmes' True Heterosexual Love"

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Mood

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

This is a perfect time travel joke

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

The Terror and Yellowjackets are perfect companion shows because it’s like “who would fair better? A New Jersey girl’s soccer team or the British navy?” And Yellowjackets wins. But “who can be more bitchy and petty?” The Terror for sure

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

1 year

The MCU really knows their best chance of staying competitive is offering the slim possibility that at some point Steven Yeun and Jonathan Majors might wrestle

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

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Madam Web cemented Dakota Johnson as a star in my eyes. Anyone can carry a well made movie

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

@mafiahairspy Imagine having amazing source material already written, a huge budget, and your pick of British actors and just.... goofing it completely

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@SaraGhaleb

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Everyday I log onto twitter to see people trying to bully my hottest friends. A bananas website

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

@GrahamB47 Can you imagine being forced to provide a current state issued ID to get into a bar?? Not in MY America

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

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Charisma Carpenter wrote an extremely classy response given that JOSS made his problem with her into a whole season of network television

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

INT. NBCUniversal OFFICE— 2005 Exec 1: Let’s relaunch the channel as just “USA” Exec 2: Won’t that be confusing? Exec 1: No, you idiot. No one is going to confuse USA the country with USA the channel. Not unless our basic cable channel declares war on England

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@SaraGhaleb

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“I’ve had many open discussions with friends from Palestine —ian background” bro how is he supposed to have an acting career if he doesn’t know how to do a self-tape?

lexie 🍉

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Netflix PR team working extra hard to get us to watch Stranger Things. We have not forgotten that Noah Schnapp mocked Arabs, calling Palestinian supporters terrorists and the infamous “Zionism is sexy” stickers

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My cat isn’t allowed on my pillow (solid pink) so I gave her a decoy pillow (pattern) and she is really pushing the boundaries of our agreement

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

2 out of the 4 patients so far this season have stolen a kiss from their doctor. I personally feel they should have kept that rate going in increasingly elaborate ways throughout the show

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Hope someone on the OLD beach has the catchphrase “age is just a number, baby” but with decreasing confidence throughout the film

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

Den of Geek News!

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2 years

BREAKING: DC's #LegendsofTomorrow has been canceled by The CW after 7 wonderful seasons 😢 What was your favorite moment from the show?

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@Srirachachau Extra annoying because he’s the only franchise character I can think of that’s at a charity event EVERY movie (before it gets smoke-bombed)

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

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Not one transphobe has gotten a fraction of the shit Scorsese did for having a lukewarm take on the MCU

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Doyle solved actual crimes and seemed like an intelligent guy, but it is hilarious to me that he kinda sorta thought purely reasonable thinking is some made up bullshit to sell merchandise.

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@SaraGhaleb

3 months

Crazy world we live in. Holmeses without Watsons. Watsons without Holmeses. Everybody's got a Moriarty. Really says something about society.

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

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Every time my therapist mentions forgiveness I’m like “Okay, we can put that on the board but let’s get some other pitches. No bad ideas. We’re just spitballing. Did I hear ‘another tattoo’ in the back?”

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

2 years

Okay, who is going to join my Goncharov audio drama adaptation?

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

Here comes the girl!

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Sara Ghaleb

@SaraGhaleb

3 years

I hate when weirdos on here get really aggressive defending something I love. 1. You’re making me look weird by association 2. No no no don’t you see that it being bad is part of it? That’s what I want

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