Just talked to my BM on the phone for 30 seconds I’m going to get a vasectomy I’ll spend the bread before I deal with another woman like this again 💀💀💀
My first love hmu yearssssss after we fell off said she wanted to see me and show me something mind you it’s 2am I’m thinking she wanna fuck turns out she gave her life to God and wanted to show me a new way of life Lmaoooooo I was sick
Hate bitches that just post throwbacks everyday like If you miss your old self so much take yo fat ass to the gym stop sittin on Facebook reminiscing all day
So a 5 year age gap means yall can’t have similar interests, hobbies, taste is style, art, music…. this why dating is so hard for yall in these made up twitter scenarios
I’m 27, if a 22 year old tried to talk to talk to me I don’t think the conversation would get past the 90 second mark because what in the hell would we have to talk about ????
A drink driver just hit me and she’s drinking her modelo and taking shots while we waiting for the cops… shits crazy man thank god I just took my son home 🙏🏽
Went to buy my son a toy he’s been asking for he keeps telling me it’s $40 so I’m like ok let’s go get it and they only had the $70 version he’s like omg can you afford that lmaoooooo
Sending shorty money for Starbucks is cool here and there but if she an addict hell nah cause wym you need $15 everyday for you to be in a good mood????
Crazy to see people eating out and they’re both on their phones not even talking... I’ll put my girl phone in my pocket if I need to idc we spending quality time together
“You had a hall pass with any celebrity, who would it be?”
Kyrie Irving: “Oh nah. I love my wife, Marlene Wilkerson… Shout out to my wife and my kids.”
(via aon_authentic/ IG)
If your homegirls solution to us having problems in our relationship is take you outside and have you in sections and hellcats we don’t gotta be together fr you can go do that with her it’s cool cause women’s friends be having to much influence on em
Why women be staying with men who don’t make them feel pretty and appreciated everyday? It’s so simple to not stay in situations that you’re not Happy or uncomfortable in
Idk about yall but I be going on dates cause I like to eat and have a lil drink with women idc what someone else did or didn’t do for shorty that got nothing to do with me
This girl post pics of her titties out gets 300+ likes on IG, she post one of her face gets 50 and some dude commented damn only 50 likes for you without make up guess no one wants you when you’re dressed LMFAOOOOOO
My ex was always telling me her Dad crazy which is why she ain’t want me to meet him... well he just stabbed someone 90 times and cut his head off so yea I guess
I judge girls that blast their man/BD all over social media and get back with him you really a clown ass attention seeking bitch and I hope he do it again
Hate bitches that are easily impressed cause they never had a man do nothing for them. Posting that you never had a man open doors or pump your gas is crazy