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Sandy

@Sandy62347

1 year

Alright [claps] let’s go fuck this day in the mouth.

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Sandy

@Sandy62347

2 years

Just because I follow you back doesn’t mean I’m interested in hooking up in my dm. It’s a follow. Not a tinder match.✌🏻

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6 months

she’s a 10 but somebody made her feel like a 0.

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2 years

Don’t send me a winky face ;) then wonder why I show up at your house naked.

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12 days

@FearedBuck Dude had 3 business days to react.

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2 years

@kingojungle @Squareproton I love it when he shuts them down.

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2 years

@ArtValley818_ I’m going to hell for laughing at this 😂😂😂😂

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Nope. Meant it.

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2 years

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2 years

Not all ex’s are bad… I mean look at me I’m someone’s ex and I’m dope as fuck.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

😂

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Whew, almost left the grocery store without a bag of spring mix to throw away unopened in 3 days.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching Peppa Pig on repeat.

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@Sandy62347

4 months

People who keep their phone silent 24/7 are so done with life.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Random dude in my dm: send pussy pic Me: Sure, hang on. *sends his profile pic

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I wanted to go jogging but Proverbs 28:1 says “The wicked run when no one is chasing them” So there’s that.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

So thankful Jussie Smollett’s attacker was sent to jail today.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Costco fail

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Wow did Congress give themselves a 21% raise? Wtf

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Currently at the “fuck this shit” portion of my day. Beer me.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Just a reminder, mandates are not laws. Do not comply.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

She’s a 10 but has road rage, an attitude problem, and drinks iced coffee as a meal.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

If you dream of me remember I like my hair pulled.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

We are all about to Fred Flintstone our asses everywhere.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

You only get 523 chances with me. I don’t tolerate shit.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Nothing to see here. #Corrupt Paul Pelosi Scrutinized For Stock Purchase Days Before Legislative Vote

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@Sandy62347

2 years

The White House launched a new campaign to get vaxxed every two months. DO NOT COMPLY.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

@Breaking911

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I really don’t give a shit that Joe Biden took another Covid test. How ‘bout someone give him a cognitive test instead.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

Shoutout to the men who have good intentions, good hearts, and treat women with respect. 👊🏻

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I have CONFIRMED that STAPLES does indeed sell staples. Now off to Dick’s I go…

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Even if I had a pocket FULL of fucks I still wouldn’t give you one. Damn auto correct… I meant, hey!

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@Sandy62347

1 year

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair is soft so I feel like I deserve the best.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Learning to say “ok” instead of “eat a bag of dicks” but it’s hard.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Me: I’m in my prime My knee: the fuck you are

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Don’t take my advice we’ll end up drunk, in the middle of a cornfield, covered in mud.

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3 years

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2 years

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@Sandy62347

2 years

If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say “I’m flirting with you” or else I’m just like wow they’re nice.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

BOOM! 😂😂

RSBN 🇺🇸

@RSBNetwork

2 years

"Yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate... 'The ocean will rise one-hundredth of one percent over the next 300 fuckin' years!" SAVAGE 😂🔥

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@Sandy62347

2 years

@POTUS We shouldn’t have to pay taxes on money that’s already been taxed.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

Unconditional love does not mean unconditional tolerance. Unlearn that.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

5 feet and some change of love and fuck around and find out..

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@Sandy62347

9 months

@wendeeluvz

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Ukraine is a total money laundering scheme.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Nobody is nicer than a guy who hasn’t fucked you yet.

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@Sandy62347

5 months

If I want you, never worry about who wants me.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

😂😂

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Your check asshole light is on

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@Sandy62347

6 months

soft like silk. sweet like honey.

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@Sandy62347

3 years

Drill American. Buy American.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

My hugs come with complimentary hip grinding action. Don’t make it weird.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

You can say “please” and “thank you” a million times and a toddler won’t repeat it, but say “motherfucker” just once….

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@Sandy62347

2 years

If I stop my car so that you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dickhead, KNEES TO CHEST.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I’m not emotionally equipped to deal with the sound of a person chewing loudly.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

@ChadPergram Um.. When did Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff become women of color?

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I might be difficult at times but I’m loyal as fuck and I’ve got great tits so….

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Yes I’m single and you’ll have to be a toxic piece of shit with a dozen red flags to change that.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

*gently puts my mental health in rice*

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2 years

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2 years

My goal is to be the old person everyone is afraid to take out in public.

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@Sandy62347

6 months

You wanna impress me, treat me right. I’ve never had that before.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Unless your kids fundraiser is selling whiskey, I’m not really interested.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Naughty or nice I can do both.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

“Peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard." -President Trump, Jan. 6, 2021

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Does car sex in the rain with throwback r&b songs sound romantic to y’all or just me?

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@Sandy62347

2 years

One thing about me, I can vibe alone. Happily.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Dabs a little bacon grease on my inner thigh.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I dont recall the FBI raiding Eric Swalwell’s home or office when he was banging a Chinese spy. OR Diane Feinstein. She had a Chinese spy as a driver for 20 years. Including during her time on the SSCI. But yeah raid Trump on behalf of national archives🙄 I’m talking to you @FBI

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@Sandy62347

6 months

“I’ll let you know” Translation: I’m not coming

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@Sandy62347

11 months

My superpower is picking the slowest line in the grocery store.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

People that sleep naked don’t give a fuck about emergencies.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Hey Guys, when a woman says “I’m cold”, don’t look at her tits.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Hey @JoeBiden instead of flying to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil how ‘bout just drill domestically? Let’s argue.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

No one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

@coffee_anytime 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Nothing soothes my soul like a walk on the beach.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tiptoe in the 5 ft end of the pool or else I’ll drown…

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@Sandy62347

1 year

We lost America around the time people quit smoking Marlboro reds and started vaping strawberry cheesecake.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

That shit may have broken your heart, but it opened your eyes. Take that win. -Me as a Life Coach.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I am now “take a picture of labels with my phone so I can blow it up bigger and read it” years old.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

When I was a little girl I believed we grew corn dogs. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Some of y’all keep dming me wanting to see pics of my feet. I think it’s weird but I’m gonna do it so you’ll quit asking.

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

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@Sandy62347

1 year

Grab her ass and whisper “all mine.”

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@Sandy62347

1 year

When the person you loved the hardest, did you the dirtiest… its changes you.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Just out here doing some clearing on my property today when this guy shows up.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get rid of the little icon on my screen.

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@Sandy62347

2 years

I just cleaned my kitchen floors using only my feet and some baby wipes without spilling my beer… follow me for more life hacks

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Has anyone lived long enough to replace a bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Replied to the dude who sent me a dick pic with a better looking dick pic and “You’re welcome.”

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@Sandy62347

2 years

Pro tip: Don’t say to her, “I dont think you understand the magnitude of how much you mean to me” then disappear with another woman for several hours.

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@Sandy62347

5 months

Another view. Devils vs Rangers line fight.