@crazyclipsonly
Seriously cant believe some of y’all defending passenger’s actions 😭
If you need to be coddled in life & given extremely specific instructions on what lever to touch & not touch in a plane/car/train/boat/etc then stay home. Society needs adults acting like adults, not babies 😫
I want more ppl to discuss how Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of rape.
These types of false allegations by vindictive women/ men in child custody cases have landed A LOT OF INNOCENT ppl in prison.
#ACCOUNTABILITY
#verdictwatch
#DeppHeard
Hi y’all! ❤️ Long time, no see! 😭 Yesterday I turned 41 🥳
I got exactly what I wanted: quality time w/ my kiddos, whilst they make me a homemade cake 🎂😁🥰
However, the night b4 I got my other present, a night out, karaoke, & old fashions 🥃
Salud to my fabulous 40s! 💃🏻🤩
I’m not always in a 👙
when I want to get a vigorous swim, I need my Speedo for that 💙
***also please ignore my SpongeBob smile 😊 I’m exhausted at this point 🥵 100° here in Tejas baby ☀️
I spent my 19th birthday getting high on ice. I spent my 29th birthday going through a divorce. My 39th birthday on Sept 17 😉 is gonna be the best yet, I can feel it! Happy September Month, y’all! 😍🥳
My kind friend treated me when she found out I had never been to a winery 🥺
I feel ridiculous & guilty for enjoying these pleasures in life
when there’s so much pain in the world, which is why I usually try to stay simple
But my daughter & hubby insisted I go 😭❤️ Grateful
🎄ChristmasWorkParty 2023🎄
Context: Party at 6pm. Working all day. Pick up kids afterschool. It’s 5:30 😳 No time to get ready. Arrive 5:59. Run to restroom to change. Come out like this. About to snap photo. Ugh still have my teacher ponytail on & no makeup
Moral: who cares
Small town is seeing your Jr. High best friend at Peter Piper & y’all discussing how crazy it is that the pizza is still best in town after 30 yrs (because it’s the only one in town) 🤣
BUT WE GOT DEM TACO TRUCKS AT EVERY CORNER 😍🌮❤️
so we ain’t complaining
#EaglePassTX
Haven’t discussed my NY resolution cuz I’m overkill 😂 do 5 every year. Lucky for you, one is to find the best Old Fashion in San Antonio 😛 I’m making a list. Will post winner after 15 tries 😁 Salud! Pinche 2022 bitches 🥳
@CongBaseballFan
The "close up the gaps" mister, has some of the finest leadership qualities I've seen. The was the comic relief we needed to get through another day of frustrations. Thank you!
This is me going out on St. Patty’s Day 2023. I just wanted a good time. I don’t spend a lot of time glitzing and glamorizing. Don’t care much for that. Just want a good time -ME
6 yr old tells 40 yr old me “hey! I’m proud of you!”
In return, 40 yr old me tells 6 yr old me “no matter what life threw at you, you never let the ugly erase the good in you. I’m proud of you kid!”
❤️❤️❤️ The End ❤️❤️❤️
Ughh this was me hours in hot TX sun, waiting forever in lines for my corn in a cup and spiked lemonade …. but but
I found my way to happiness ❤️
(eventually after many spike lemonades) 🥳😂
#Fiesta2023
Nothing wrong with a 19 yr old not fully aware of 90s pop star
But for a 41 yr old & her hubby to manipulate a situation by continuously throwing out words “physical assault” “physical violence” to the public is underhanded & shady
especially cuz she went up to him from behind
I’m not always in a 👙
when I want to get a vigorous swim, I need my Speedo for that 💙
***also please ignore my SpongeBob smile 😊 I’m exhausted at this point 🥵 100° here in Tejas baby ☀️
I’m really enjoying my last year in my 30s. It’s weird. When I was a kid I use to think (not arrogantly) I’m gonna be beautiful in my 40s (don’t misconstrue) I wasn’t thinking I’m gonna look sexy. In my mind, my beautiful soul would age along side with me 🥰
Imagine being forced to have sex. Now imagine you’re pregnant from that forced sex. Now imagine rich powerful Texas leaders in charge of your body
#Texas
#AbortionBan
Always tweeting about working out 🏋🏻♀️🥰
TODAY I tweet about results 💪🏼
***not bad for a woman about to be 40, 4 kids who loves her margaritas, tacos, enchiladas, tortas, tamales, chile rellenos, conchas🍹🌮🌯🫔 y todo!! 🤣
Mexican-American woman alert
🥰🥲
❤️❤️❤️
*my hope is that you know I am a good-hearted woman who just so happens to be Mexican AND American
*Don’t get fooled by rhetoric 🙏
My husband was a teen dad in the 90s. When he found out his girlfriend was pregnant he stepped up 💘 cancelled his admission to UT Austin & worked 2 jobs to support & build a future for his daughter who is now a PHD student. (In time, he graduated with a Masters in Finance).
Before I sign off for the next couple of days, want to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄 Hope it is beautiful and full of love! 🌺 Peace be with you ✨
As official Alumni now, catch me on Saturday
#BirdsUp
cheering as loud as can be. Heads up, I’m Latina 💃🏻 Loud as a Mf’er 😁
#footballseason
baby! ❤️🏈❤️
Visiting hometown & losing at the casino …. but it’s okay becuz I’m with my mom AND ALL I WANTED was to spend time w/ her ❤️❤️❤️ Salud! (she’s not pictured, she said no pictures 👍🏼) Love her! 🥰
I have been busy…
Playing planes, trains, and automobiles.
Also…
Cleaning up planes, trains, and automobiles 🐶
Lastly, TX primaries coming up 🗳️
Please vote! And please think of the women of TX when you do vote 😢💔 don’t let us fall victim to zealot control 🙏
Before I sign off for the night 🥳🥳🥳 Wanna wish you all beautiful, wonderful people (my friends) A VERY MERRY NEW YEARS EVE! SALUD! 🥂 Here’s to us and a BETTER 2022! Hugs! 🤗
I lost my phone last night at the stadium. Realized I left it in stall 🥴 Rushed back to restroom & a woman was waiting there w/ my phone 😍 she said “I was only gonna wait a few more mins before turning it in to security” ❤️ I love people! 😭
To my new friends 🫶🥹
I post:
-Tacos 🌮
-Old Fashions (drink of choice) 🥃
-Cowboys
-Spurs
-Longhorns
-UTSA
-Fart jokes
-Hugs
-Memes about tacos
-Memes about farts
-More Old Fashions
-Texas history
-More hugs 🤗
-American politics 😭💔
-Texas BBQ
and much much more 🥰
I had an entire huge smile and adorable swivel ready to go but the second I saw my 4 babies in the crowd, ugh well I broke, waterworks, the whole works...
***they showed up 2 hours early to get the best seats in the house 😫😭***