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Samuel Holden

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Samuel Holden
1 year
I made a video for the white boys of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Happy WBS frens!
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1 year
Say Christ is Lord, Ben. Say it.
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6 months
When I made this video I decided to use a portion of a Greg Bahnsen sermon from the '90s where he talks about theonomy. His words from 30 years ago can so easily be applied to what's happening today concerning Christian Nationalism.
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You think you hate journalists enough but you don't.
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2 months
I made a video of me and the boys on our way to let all the gays know that pride month has officially been canceled due to White Boy Summer (pride is a sin ๐Ÿค—) @coachanthonyd @Brian_Sauve @TheJollyBrawler @Eric_Conn
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Samuel Holden
10 months
There's a chill in the air and White Boy Summer must go into hibernation. We made lots of new frens this year and all the right enemies. We will be back next summer bigger and stronger. Enjoy this video I made and always remember to love your people and your place.
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Samuel Holden
2 months
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that it is officially White Boy Summer. Enjoy this video I made as we kick off this momentous season. We are so back ๐Ÿ˜Ž.
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Samuel Holden
7 months
Everyone hates me? Haha nice
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2 months
We're so back...
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Samuel Holden
1 year
Just Glen Campbell playing the bass line and lead melody simultaneously in the intro for "Southern Nights" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Samuel Holden
1 month
Please watch this short video where the serious concerns for White Boy Summer are addressed ๐Ÿ™
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Samuel Holden
2 months
It happened just this way. I was there... In all seriousness, who knew that a couple years ago White Boy Summer would play a pivotal role in exposing some of the deep, foundational cracks in Moscow. 1. The racial and ethnic gnosticism. 2. The unhinged gatekeeping. 3. The
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7 months
Oh you're a Martin Luther King Jr fan? Name all of his mistresses and damnable heresies ๐Ÿ˜.
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11 months
Me and the boys didn't fall for it then and we're not going to fall for it now ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
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N.D. Wilson
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28 days
Keep the brotherhood.
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Samuel Holden
2 months
Just an average day of work at White Boy Summer HQ. (It's hard work but somebody's gotta do it ๐Ÿค—)
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2 months
Does this sound like somebody who "still loves you" and wants you to "have your fun"? When scolding doesn't work the Moscow Man will seethe. When their seething is laughed at they begin to cope. We've entered the coping phase lol.
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CrossPolitic
2 months
News Flash: You donโ€™t have to agree with everything we say. Is WBS cringe, unhelpful, and even a bit gay? Absolutely. But weโ€™ll still love you even if you think itโ€™s not. Have your fun. But be ready to roll with the punches a bit.
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2 months
I'm far more comfortable being labeled a N @zi than a conservative and it's not even close.
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17 days
Lookin' like a true survivor ๐Ÿ˜ค
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6 months
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5 months
Four words. One feeling. ๐“”๐“ฏ๐“ฏ๐“ฒ๐“ท' ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ต๐“ฒ๐“ถ๐“ซ๐“ต๐“ช๐“ถ
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Samuel Holden
26 days
LET'S GO ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿฆ…
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Samuel Holden
1 year
Gotta make sure Mario goes to a good Christian home
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3 months
Always has been.
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@SamuelHolden_
Samuel Holden
15 days
Friends don't let friends be midwits.
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3 months
*Learns about terrible bill passed that outlaws the New testament* Wilson: How can I talk about White Boy Summer in the most retarded way possible ๐Ÿง
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Douglas Wilson
3 months
And another kind of conservative sees all this and thinks that what America needs is another #whiteboysummer . But what they will actually deliver to us is #whitesoybummer .
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4 months
It's possible Uncle A is in Heaven. It's impossible that a practicing religious, little hat person is in Heaven. I pray for their souls.
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4 months
Me in 2012: My politics? I'm not Republican or Democrat. I'm actually a libertarian โ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿค“ Me now:
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Samuel Holden
11 months
The internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the women.
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Samuel Holden
3 months
It takes courage to do what his sons did but being proud that your sons would potentially risk their lives to protect a building(s) where people gather to worship Satan is the kind of conservatism that cannot die quick enough.
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N.D. Wilson
3 months
@PerfInjust They would have done the same for a synagogue, a mosque, a church, or any building that didnโ€™t belong to that mob.
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4 months
I've been informed by some very gay conservatives that this is anti-semitic.
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@SamuelHolden_
Samuel Holden
15 days
For anybody voting for Trump remember this: 1. Do not let abolitionists and covenanters try to guilt you with their pietistic nonsense. These people live in a political fantasyland. They're not to be taken seriously when it comes to this election. Don't be dragged down in their
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2 months
*Hank Jr. song comes on* Me:
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Samuel Holden
5 months
*NOTICING INTENSIFIES*
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Samuel Holden
1 year
Glen Campbell casually playing one of the sickest guitar licks...
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2 months
Not mine! I'm German and British ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
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6 months
Me when Thomas Achord got in all that trouble a while back.
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Samuel Holden
5 months
The truly based are based in the Holy Word of God and growing in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be the glory both now and forever. Amen. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ค
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3 months
The tall man cometh
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5 months
Essentially my prayer after running from the Truth for years ๐Ÿ™
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Samuel Holden
19 days
Things I've never regretted: 1. Not taking any of the COVID vaccines. I think everybody that didn't take it feels the same way. We were right and literally everybody else was wrong. They know it too. 2. Never giving in to doxxers. Just wait a couple days and usually things
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2 years
@elimcgowan @GiveSendGo When the face matches perfectly.
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2 months
GM FRENS LET'S GET AFTER IT TODAY ๐Ÿ˜ค
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Samuel Holden
10 months
Pls duolingo no
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1 month
When I walked in and saw this my Pentecostal upbringing kicked in for a minute and I thought I'd done got left behind ๐Ÿ˜ž. Good news is I didn't get left behind and there's pie. We're so back.
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4 months
I pity those without a brother.
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1 year
It's called...we do a little reaching for the stars during White Boy Summer
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Samuel Holden
2 months
Not to add more controversy to the original post but I also have some additional qualifications for any man asking for my daughter's hand in marriage. He must: 1. Be as swift as the coursing river. 2. Have the force of a great typhoon. 3. Have the strength of a raging fire. 4.
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The Jolly Brawler
2 months
If a young man asked for my Daughterโ€™s hand in marriage, and had plans to move to a foreign nation for mission work There is almost zero chance I would give my blessing.
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Samuel Holden
5 months
Say no to premarital heart emojis ๐Ÿ™…โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Samuel Holden
3 months
I hear it rolling 'round the bend. It's unstoppable...
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1 month
I saw someone describe this day (Roe v Wade overturn anniversary) as "the 9/11 for whores" lol
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Samuel Holden
1 month
Harmon Killebrew wrote: My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass!" Dad would reply: "We're not raising grass"
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Samuel Holden
2 months
A Moscow guy gatekeeping??? No way. When you guys burn a couch to kick off a particular season you celebrate is that like Belichick or the rookie?
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Ben Zornes
2 months
@CrossPolitic WBS has all the flamboyance of a rookie's first touchdown dance. The true White aesthetic is more like Bill Belichick.
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17 days
The left can't meme and they can't shoot.
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A mother with her 8 sons. All served in WW2, all came home.
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8 months
I get the feeling that this fella ain't even Irish...
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5 months
GM (don't forget to pray for your enemies today)
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1 month
Tale as old as time...
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Samuel Holden
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MLK: " I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their" MLK fans: omg yes so good ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ™Œ Me: *Judges MLK by the content of his character* MLK fans: ๐Ÿ˜ก
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Thesanepentecostal
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Iโ€™m also a fan of the public policy of the Founders of this Country despite their personally shady lives. Iโ€™m not a leftist that dismisses public figures because of private faults.
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I read a bit of parenting advice from an older person that I think about often. It went something like: "When you're putting your child to bed and things aren't clipping along the way you'd like. Maybe you've had a long day and you feel yourself getting frustrated and irritated
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It's good to be a dad.
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2 years
When the face matches perfectly.
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@SamuelHolden_
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2 months
"Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend" - C.S. Lewis
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Samuel Holden
2 years
Thank you for the sword, Santa ๐ŸŽ…โš”๏ธ
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4 months
Not today JEZEBEL
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Samuel Holden
3 months
When I write GM and the boys show up to wish me a GM as well.
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@SamuelHolden_
Samuel Holden
21 days
The Don has spoken. White Boy Summer is in full swing and will continue for 74 more days. This concludes the morning announcements. Go and crush it today, brothers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜€๏ธ.
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Samuel Holden
10 months
I reckon if the term "Muslim-Christian" ever became common I might feel the need to start reminding people that Muslims aren't Christians. Hopefully that satisfies Pastor Wilson's completely genuine curiosity on the matter.
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My wife gave birth to our 4th child two days ago and cooked this up tonight. What a woman! ๐Ÿคฉ
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4 months
A ten minute family worship filled with spilled drinks, crying babies, four bathroom trips etc... Is still better than no family worship. Fathers, may no one ever say of us that we didn't faithfully lead our families to the throne of the living God. That we didn't cultivate holy
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I wish January 6th was an actual insurrection ๐Ÿ™
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Samuel Holden
5 months
GN FRENS
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I have to remind myself often that God hates murmuring and complaining.
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Samuel Holden
2 months
Riddle me this, Batman. I dwell in the sewers I have quite a nose I open your borders While keeping mine closed Who am I?
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Samuel Holden
10 months
My son likes to go to sleep with a gun, a horse, and (the newest addition) the church from his train set. He's a good, American Boy ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿค โ›ช
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Samuel Holden
11 months
You'll learn, baby. You'll learn.
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17 days
The left is cooked. Trump is inevitable ๐Ÿ˜ค
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2 months
@HVNYrefugee It's beautiful ๐Ÿฅฒ
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4 months
One of the hardest lines in cinematic history.
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Samuel Holden
1 year
I made a video for the white boys of yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Happy WBS frens!
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Samuel Holden
10 months
Me asking @JaredLongshore to stop talking exactly like @douglaswils in all of his vlogs
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