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Insta: @samuellaguilar // 🦂 // 🇲🇽

San Jose, CA
Joined July 2018
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What the fuck kind of bullshit is this??
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@fatiimazahrah @lowkeyalbert Ok this was kinda funny
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
8 months
@theothermirey28 That’s racist
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@SamuelAguiilar
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8 months
@theothermirey28 Yes sir 🫡
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@SamuelAguiilar
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10 months
@Drebae_ Boycotting consumerism. It’s a win win
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@TheRealBirddy @you_wantit I don’t see why not. As long as we are healthy and knowledgeable about it, HIV status shouldn’t change what we have goin on
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@SamuelAguiilar
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2 months
@mchpdax *gulp* please?
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@maria_rutenburg Human rights isn’t political
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@timbitch_ Ew. Bro built like the cinnamon stick from Apple Jacks.
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@kayxstars First of all. That is not coffee. That’s coffee lite©️ with milk. Honey that is not going to do you any favors. ESO NO ES CAFÉ
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
8 months
@arbyshatepage One time I took 15 Benadryl at a family party and felt like I was trapped in a black hole. Shit was crazy
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@SamuelAguiilar
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10 months
@slayrsai Why you gotta call me out like that
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@WeedPorns @nicestbadboi I NEED to try this now… NOW
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Feeling like a torta rn
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
2 months
@Jolly_Blaziken I mean they do share something in common..
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
8 months
*insert cartoon eyes that jump out of your skull”
@thebaddestbeys
Bada$$ery 🪭
8 months
& the craziest part is it's ALL natural. Talk about home grown
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This how me and my cat be sleeping
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
1 month
Cat snuggles with fish pillow 🐾🐈🐟
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
9 months
My demons
@livewithnoregrt
introvert
9 months
when you at your lowest who do you talk to?
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@SamuelAguiilar
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7 months
@curlworks_ I actually think I’m dyeing and the only cure in the world is one these bags… please…. I need it… I have children 😭
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
9 months
This’ll be the year I can feel it 😤💪🏽
@sbvape_
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9 months
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@PopCrave Disgusting
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I don’t think I can keep up with going out every weekend. Please somebody cuff me already I’m trynna stay indoors
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@Areolargranolar 💀💀💀
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@PopCrave I VOLUNTEER TO TAKE THE ROLE 🙋🏻‍♂️
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I played myself for thinking I wasn’t lactose intolerant anymore.. If there is a God…
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
10 months
@senpai_loui I will buy a plane ticket right tf now Nomas me dices y ahí estoy 👏🏽
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Sam
11 months
@senpai_loui WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS KIND OF STRENGTH
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
4 months
Is this a safe space to be a bitch? Asking for a friend.
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“I watch it for the plot”
@korysverse
ceo of kory
2 years
this is crazy.
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@PokemonGems Good soup
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Yes
@Corn3rBoyz
CornerBoyz
1 year
Which is your go-to? Gm gang #wakeandbake 🌿
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5 months
If I don’t get this job, this account is turning NSFW. #CummingSoon
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Sometimes people’s energies are just really loud 😮‍💨 like ma’am take a deep breathe and unclench yo butthole. It ain’t that serious.
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@birlap_ Ayo this cosplay go hard 👏🏽
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@_bryantrujillo_ Good thing I love funny guys
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What if we kissed under the rare blue super moon that will appear 6.2% bigger and 12.8% brighter than the average full moon
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It’s the way no one knows 💀
@gnuman1979
jamie
2 years
Run!!!! Danger danger!
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
6 months
Cuz I’m gay
@pallnandi
Nandi 💜🤍
6 months
Why are men no longer as obsessed as they used to be over women?
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
10 months
Brb gonna go jump off a bridge
@socalbussy
rukas
10 months
this is the cutest thing ever i might just kms
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
5 months
I got the job 💔
@SamuelAguiilar
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5 months
If I don’t get this job, this account is turning NSFW. #CummingSoon
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Anyone wanna take my stats final for me? I’ll pay y’all 😩 #fuckme
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@SamuelAguiilar
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2 months
Sugar daddy is a need not a want.
@luvbuh4
gigi ☆҉.
2 months
I'm looking for a sugar daddy please DM me
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Don’t give me attention. I will fall in love and think about you all night
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@_routers HAHAHAHA AYO why you call me out like that 💀💀💀💀
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@SamuelAguiilar
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6 months
@farouktweetsfrl The thumb people from spy kids
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Who let me think I could actually do this?
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Me and who?
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What haaaaaaappened last night 😮‍💨
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
9 months
He never texts me back 😔💔
@MrSharkey
Eoin Thomas 🐒
9 months
Boyfriend this, boyfriend that I just want to find someone that will text me back! 🥹
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🤔
@odd_iggy
iguana :3
2 years
Gay Latinos have a praise kink cause they never got it as a child
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
6 months
Me before entering a relationship: I ain’t that clingy Me during:
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
6 months
The way these Chilis grew 🌶️
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He was soooo maddddd
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@Magicalkitkat12 typa clutch
@Huston_TV
Stephen
2 years
My reads are far beyond anyone in the scene rn.
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This is for @Magicalkitkat12
@punishedgarage
sword gf
2 years
one sec i gotta run to the huge gigantic massive cock bathroom
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I need more money 😭 I’m about to make an OF who wants to see hole?
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
2 months
Friends wya
@AndrewNotDrew7
Andrew Perry
2 months
I need friends I can send n***s to just to get stylistic feedback. Like tell me if the pose is good or if the lighting needs to change!
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I’m dead
@NickyESD
relyk - Valorant
2 years
Valorant game of the year
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@thestonednyquil Just try sleeping
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
6 months
@morgonnm I find it funny that the thing you fear most is exactly what you and other conservatives are doing. Bitch put the phone down you’re in the bathroom. Quit being a creep everyone has to fucking pee
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
10 months
“She was a fairy”
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@SamuelAguiilar
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4 months
@TSDefenderNo13 @MuncherelIa Well when you put it that way
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Strats_gg
Strats.gg - Valorant Lineups & Stats
1 year
Sage has received an Icon Update | #VALORANT 6.08 / 6.10
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2 months
I’m done being introverted. Who’s down to go shake ass at the club?
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@SamuelAguiilar
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5 months
I feel safer around them than cops
@FredoInDaCut995
Fredo
5 months
Me being scared to walk past the crackhead infront of 7/11
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9 months
💕
@tatsburnerr
tat 🍹
9 months
i b like “i’m shy” then ask him to choke me
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@SamuelAguiilar
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9 months
Absolutely Obsessed💗
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@konohaJr Real asf
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@leomichelsdude We’re all grown now 🥹❤️
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This will forever be my mood
@islandthembo
Pocket
2 years
she was so real for this
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@SamuelAguiilar
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2 months
@vesmiir It’s shows the duality of a gamer 🙂‍↕️ trust it makes it relatable lmao
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@andr3s_jpg It’s the way I would hold my phone to the tv to record her songs when they played 😭
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@nicestbadboi @MarisolAriana4 Lo que tú quieras beanie bro 😎
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SOME ONE HELP. IM SIMPING .🤭
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@SamuelAguiilar
Sam
10 months
@juanvenchy I hope it went well
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@DeMoeRoberson I know this is scary… but why is this also SO funny 🤭
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