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She/her. Best Morgana NA, kills internet dragons, maker of Fine Foods. Ex: Tinder, Twitch, GitHub, Riot, Blizzard. @samantha @hachyderm .io.

Singapore, NYC, LA, SF
Joined November 2006
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10 years
This is how I #Worlds -- late night baking projects between games. http://t.co/CYqOz5Nzl2
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8 years
I'm just saying there's a resemblance @sokareemie @jessicard
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5 years
@andressp1325 @Gogo_Usagi @thejanellemj I'm going to tell you this with the best of intentions -- I get why you're tired of being lumped in with bad men. But the solution to that isn't to vent on a woman's Twitter. You *should* be more vocal about how this sucks -- to *other men*.
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5 years
@necrobuffalo @alicegoldfuss lots of immigrant Chinese know at least the pleasantries in multiple dialects, especially those in service industries. The appropriate "thank you" in Cantonese for this situation (they have two forms of thank you) is m'goi. Here's more info:
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@Samantha
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8 years
When I grow up, I want to be Lady Mormont.
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@Samantha
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11 months
My new gig!
@JamandTeaTime
Jam and Tea Studios | Retail Mage 🧙
11 months
Today we're unveiling (unjarring?) our new game studio! We've been pretty quiet, but for those who've been wondering what we've been brewing: We've raised $3.15M to pioneer a new generation of multiplayer roleplaying video games.
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@Samantha
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4 years
@kohquette Marie Kondo's fan mob is apparently insufficiently scary. Her "apology" was more a "please stop coming after me" than a heartfelt "I fucked up and I'm sorry" anyway.
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@Samantha
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9 years
Making good use of my day off. http://t.co/6XpoHbCS1h
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3 years
@mrbrown I am also in SHN. Called the front desk yesterday to ask that they stop giving me food. Everything they've sent has been awful, and I'd rather just order delivery and groceries.
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3 years
@TejpattaR @monisha_rajesh Unfortunately it's not just the recipes -- Elizabeth Haigh (or her ghost writer) stole entire family stories from Sharon Wee's book.
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5 years
@andressp1325 @Gogo_Usagi @thejanellemj If you think "not all men are bad" is news to us women, you're incorrect. Many of us are in relationships, romantic or otherwise, with many awesome men. Go tell the bad dudes instead of getting cranky with us, brofriend.
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3 years
@mathowie I think for those of us who were active participants in pre-2000s internet communities, we still think about the joy and wonder end of the spectrum more than the sacks of money end. And that weird to most of those who don't remember that time.
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11 years
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@Samantha
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7 years
@mattcutts More accurately, "Another flaw in human character is that we tend to glorify people who build, and forget those who do maintenance."
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@Samantha
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2 years
Gaming, gamers, and being part of the gaming community has so far gifted me five jobs: Blizzard, a chance to build a new team at Riot, being a leader at GitHub ( @defunkt and I talked about WoW raids during my interview), Twitch, and now a senior leadership role at Phoenix Labs.
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DJ Vlad
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As an adult, playing video games for long periods of time is a form of depression. If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Think about the 100 greatest moments of your life. Do any of those moments include video games? Probably not. And this comes from a lifetime gamer.
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4 years
This is the worst season finale of any TV show I've ever watched
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4 years
@ArnarHrafn But Arnar maybe they really like ass
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@Samantha
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8 years
2006, 2016
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8 years
Majestic kitty cat won't let me use my own computer
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6 years
Shit I think we accidentally moved to Silent Hill
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8 years
@sokareemie I want you to know that Garnet is now GitHub-famous, thanks to @_danilo
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4 years
@thenoreenTM 99 whispering secrets to Max
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5 years
@scalzi Three out of four horses are likely food motivated and wondering if you have a treat hidden in a pocket
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3 years
@skinnylatte @DawnXianaMoon what's wild is that Watsons has them on sale because apparently *cheaper* test kits will soon be available in Singapore.
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7 years
@innesmck @ASwampWolf @DrMelon it's because Americans tend to eat eggs hard boiled way more often than soft boiled.
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8 years
@danielzklein I live in fear that fiction I love may have been written by terrible people
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8 years
I want this.
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8 years
I've always wanted to be a sea creature
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8 years
Bought a new office plant
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8 years
;_;
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BREAKING: Publicist: Pop music superstar Prince has died at his home in suburban Minneapolis.
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8 years
Our latest @KitNipBox came with a bow tie!!
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9 years
I love that I get work emails with the subject line "Mass Effect cosplay armor for sale."
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11 years
@AngryOrc1 @CM_Phenteo "NOT ENOUGH RAGE. I NEED MORE RAGE."
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4 years
I don't like bubble tea. >.>
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i haven't seen this yet so im very curious
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@alicegoldfuss Goblin (also known as Guardian: The Lonely and Great God. Contemporary with period flashbacks, some supernatural/magic realism stuff, really good and really weepy. Korea 2016)
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11 years
@AngryOrc1 when people ask for someone to set up groups on Lei Shen, I feel like they're saying "HAAAALP I NEED AN ADULT"
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7 years
@alicegoldfuss It's the little mermaid in reverse
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3 years
@_danilo He was by far the most compelling male character in The Expanse. And it also doesn't hurt that he's a total smoke show. FWIW he comes across as a genuinely awesome person on the podcast he does about The Expanse!
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8 years
@tsunamino we could put it in every conference room next to the AV equipment. and give every woman one when they start.
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8 years
@danielzklein and I can't disentangle artist from work
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5 years
@_RiotTyler every bad boy we've unwisely had crushes on
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@Samantha
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8 years
We're bad at remembering to take photos IRL, so this is what you get. Merry Christmas!
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8 years
@onidavin @LindsayPavlas is this the one with the person shaped holes? it's creepy af
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@Samantha
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4 years
welp
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4 years
Oh no
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@AngryOrc1 for warchief!
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8 years
@jessicard @_danilo @sokareemie Garnet is totally crushworthy. She has more elegance in her tiny cat body than I'll possess in a lifetime :D
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8 years
Dear diary, today at work...
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8 years
Remember that time when I dressed up as a dinosaur and fell off the back of chair and got a concussion?
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8 years
Rocking a StarCraft hoodie at Worlds because I no longer have to worry about affiliations, whee! #equalopportunityesportsfan
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8 years
@RiotMorello @danielzklein @TheAieron study a major that makes you think, that challenges you, that teaches your brain to work in new ways
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8 years
@pattheflip @onidavin @sokareemie ok that was creeper-ier than I'd planned. THERE IS FB CONTEXT I SWEAR
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3 years
@Ghostcrawler @KevinFl79824320 There is no action you could take or statement you could make that would be free from criticism. Do it anyway, and take the feedback into consideration when it comes. Part of being an ally is being ok with being an imperfect but improving ally.
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@dys_morphia I really want a mobile app version of this kitten game.
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8 years
Yes.
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8 years
@ksheely @sokareemie when we got the new WoW pet that mews, our cats spent two hours trying to rescue the kitten trapped inside our monitor
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8 years
Pretty sure this blanket I left on the sofa is the best thing that's ever happened to my cats #InternationalCatDay
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8 years
@isamlambert "my son's son, make some noise, and call me"? Only works if this is your paternal grandmother though
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8 years
Skipped #Worlds to go see @bornsmusic and @thelumineers . No regrets
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11 years
@TirielWoW @AngryOrc1 to be fair, though, I feel a certain amount of satisfaction in being said adult >.>
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11 months
They're a bunch of really lovely people and I'm glad to be joining the team.
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8 years
Verifying myself: I am samanthabong on Keybase.io. ZYcRN-yOd7JjDdmdLrlPs2w-1gt8u9fewNvt /
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3 years
Three hours of trial and error later, I finally had some usable kueh pie tee shells. I guess now I know why most kueh pie tee recipes start with “buy some kueh pie tee shells.” 🥴
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13 years
Know a great communicator who wants to work at Blizz? Job - Internal Communications Specialist: http://t.co/XD27Hdz
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5 years
Holy crow, no regrets over lost sleep from me #MSI2019
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7 years
@innesmck @ASwampWolf @DrMelon The egg cup is an artifact for a culture heavily invested in soft boiled eggs.
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5 years
@devolore you only think they're visiting. Hope you're ok with new roommates!
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9 years
@onidavin I used to put my pillow over my dialup modem so I could MUD at midnight during junior high >.>
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7 years
@sokareemie Ooooooor you could bring her WITH youuuuu
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5 years
@JoshWatchinTV I, too, only ever clean the house while wearing a great pair of fishnets
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@sokareemie This dude sounds damaged
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4 years
@alex_frostwolf Girl, same. We turned ours on today.
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7 years
@dys_morphia Bell's palsy solidarity, here's a picture of my slumpy face
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10 years
@uhhhalexvx she's celebrating daylight savings!
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2 years
@skinnylatte Our elders are so bad at expressing affection and care. Why is this the only way they know how?
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9 years
Leftover Valrhona dark chocolate? A warm cup of rich hot chocolate sounded good. Merry Christmas :)
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3 years
@miyagi The answer is food, usually
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@RiotMorello @danielzklein @TheAieron your major in college has way less effect on your future work/career than most people thjnk
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11 years
Me: I think we should get a kitten. Mike: That's a terrible idea, because [4 good reasons] Me: YAY, WE'RE GETTING A KITTEN! Mike: ...
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8 years
@lolswizzle @BilbyIV @Kranzl listen to this guy -- unleash the hounds, Bill
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8 years
I just backed Prop/Art on @Kickstarter
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2 years
@skinnylatte It's so destructive. I recently watched Turning Red and Everything Everywhere on consecutive weekends and it struck me how much intergenerational trauma and insecurity are running themes in East Asian/Asian Am fiction, esp for non-men.
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4 years
It's funny, but also painfully relatable. Every woman knows this feeling. The last time I was rudely interrupted during a meeting was... yesterday. And the only reason it wasn't today was that all my meetings today were with women.
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3 years
@nihilistnomya @skinnylatte I like making mini ones just for the cute factor -- hot dog buns are my homesick comfort food
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8 years
Dear Santa, I would really love a Christmas album by Vic Fontaine from DS9 please
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8 years
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. And gravy. Celebrating the things that are good from the UK.
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@RachyMills I can't listen to Pence without thinking of The Handmaid's Tale
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3 years
@heintzer what baffles me about centrists is their hero complex
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8 years
@mdo one of us, one of us
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7 years
@onidavin His tongue is so impossibly long and adorable
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9 years
@CapnBranFlakes @riotboombear @_RiotWenceslaus I'm intensely disappointed that wasn't a real link
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9 years
@jaimewoo maybe it was the wink or the low cut V
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11 years
@elumina you're doing it wrong, missy!
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8 years
@tsunamino you are not failing as a dog mom! You're giving Scout adventures, love, and a rich doggy life. Fleas are just part of the journey
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