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/co-host Talking Out Our ASS. Life’s a joke and then you die, so you might as well laugh.
Thanks to the guys at
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again this year. It'll be an uphill battle. We've had some great content: serial killer accusations, Goodfellas spoofs, cerveza Cristal, and more. I'm not too flashy with my
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MORE NEWS: White Sox legend Frank Thomas broke the news about Jason Benetti to Steve Stone, Chuck Garfien, and Ozzie Guillen per sources.
Stoney cried, and could not believe what had happened.
Chuck Garfien and Ozzie Guillen DO NOT blame Benetti for leaving NBCSCHI.
Jerry Reinsdorf saying Chris Getz was hired because he could turn this thing around quickly followed by having the worst season in team history and on the verge of the worst season in MLB history is so delicious.
Conforto is the best fit from a baseball perspective.
Castellanos is the best fit for the culture of being badass.
Bryant is a pipe dream that would be fun to have.
So naturally the
#WhiteSox
won’t sign any of them.
John Schriffen has “youth pastor trying to talk me through my parents divorce” energy. I know because he reminds me of the youth pastor who tried to talk me through my parents divorce.
Damn RIP John Clayton. He was Schefter before social media. You had to wait for the Sportscenter to re-run to find out about signings/trades back in the day.
John Clayton, a first-class NFL insider and our beloved longtime ESPN colleague, died today.
He also starred in the greatest This Is SportsCenter commercial of all time.
RIP, John
White Sox - broke my heart
Blackhawks - have a sexual assault investigation, and suck really badly.
Bears - mired in mediocrity and won’t make changes
Bulls - fun and good
Hooray for 1/4 of happiness
Yasmani said “listen here white boy, you’re coming at my guy all wrong, it’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.”
So if I’m seeing this correctly:
Jose Abreu = bad
Yoan Moncada = bad
Dallas Keuchel = bad
Dylan Cease = good
Kopech = not ready
Luis Robert = god
Anything else?
1B Vaughn
2B Trea Turner
3B Moncada
SS TA7
LF Gallo
CF Robert
RF Bellinger
C Grandal
DH Eloy
See how easy it is? Like it’s not a hard job to just offer these guys a contract and sign them.
Billy Hamilton and Brian Goodwin gave the dugout life. Lance Lynn pitching, gave the team life. With those absences, you see an attitude change, and it’s just sad.
My brother just woke up from a coma he’s been in since 2018. The first thing he asked me “Did Ricky’s boys quit yet?” With a tear in my eye I told him, “No, brother. They don’t quit.”
Seeing a lot of complaining about a meaningless game in June, against a vastly superior team. There are 107 games left after today. Buckle in, it’s going to be a fun ride, to the bottom of a deep dark cave where we all die. 😊
It’s been 7 years since my life saving brain surgery. I endured the worst pain of my life for several days as my brain slowly sank into my spinal cord. The surgeon told me if had waited another 18 hours or more, I would’ve died. It’s a scary thing, death, but once you’ve dodged..
If you’re unvaccinated and going around like you are vaccinated, I.e. not wearing a mask, and keeping a distance, you’re an asshole and are threatening the health of citizens. “WhY cAn’T wE jUsT gO bAcK tO nOrMaL?” Because of you, asshole. Get vaccinated. You’re killing my vibe.
I think it’s irresponsible of the White Sox to bring in Yoan Moncada and Joe Kelly while the team is on a winning streak. Don’t mess with what is working. They’ll throw off the chemistry. So wait until you lose a game, then bring them in.
#Analysis