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There’s going to be two hits: Me hitting you, and Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba playing in the background

Edmonton
Joined March 2009
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@SamInYEG
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5 years
How will NHL players know when to shoot if there are no fans there to tell them
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4 years
My mom has to do door greeter/mask duty at her work. If any of you are mean to her, I will find you and egg your house. Also, I’m not telling you where she works so it’s in your best interest to treat every door greeter like they’re my mom.
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3 years
Quick, everyone call their anti-vaxx relatives/friends and tell them Facebook is only available with proof of vaccine.
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3 years
Anti-vax people saying that they’re going to boycott businesses for requiring proof of vaccination has to be my favourite thing on social media right now. It’s not a boycott when the business is refusing you service
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4 years
Barstool: Gord Miller is spreading lies! Also Barstool:
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4 years
If Kenney isn’t careful, the COVID positivity rate is going to be higher than his approval rate pretty soon.
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5 years
Hey #Oilers twitter, I have a challenge for you: In response to Flames fans buying a billboard, I’ve decided to donate to one of their local charities in honour of @zkassian9 ! I chose @BrownBaggingIt so that kids can get a proper meal and grow up to be tougher than Tkachuk.
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3 years
Edmonton-Griesbach has a real chance at flipping to NDP and I cannot tell you how much I’d love to see a decent human being in that seat.
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3 years
“Proof of vaccination restriction exemption program” is the longest name for vaccine passport I’ve ever heard
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3 years
I’m in a toxic relationship with the Edmonton Oilers and I’m not ready to talk about it.
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4 years
Seth Rogen spends his days making pottery and calling out shitty politicians. It’s the best.
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4 years
The GraceLife zoom service is going to be full of people who don’t mute their microphones.
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4 years
Cardi B’s song about female pleasure is only controversial because she’s not a man rapping about male pleasure.
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4 years
I literally don’t care what a doctor’s salary is because they help me when I’m medically vulnerable and I don’t want them to leave. Grow up.
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Albertans will soon find out how much the province pays doctors. Alberta’s list will be “the most comprehensive disclosure of physician payments in Canada.”
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2 years
*passes anti-abortion billboard on the highway* “We’re almost at Red Deer!”
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4 years
“Stay the fuck home!” -Mother Nature to Edmontonians, April 10th, 2021.
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2 years
@aaronhoyland Can we change the hashtag to #TrudeauMustFandango ?
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4 years
The key to driving in Edmonton is being able to predict what a dumb person might do before they actually do it.
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4 years
Good afternoon to people who follow public health orders and only those people.
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3 years
So the Oilers announce that a player’s career is in jeopardy due to a covid related heart condition and then also think it’s fine to still invite an unvaccinated player to camp? Gross.
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4 years
Joey deserves a banner in the rafters.
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4 years
I’m just a girl from Edmonton asking the Oilers to play every game like this
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4 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s still important for you to limit your outings as much as you can. Home, work/school, groceries. That’s it. Wear your mask, wash your hands. The government isn’t helping us out much here, so we have to do it ourselves.
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@RadioYeg
Radioyeg - Scanner Radio
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Traffic collision involving the LRT reported at 83ST & 90AVE. #yeg #yegtraffic
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4 years
Started small monthly donations to @albertaNDP today because I’m exhausted for everyone in this province.
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4 years
Join me in fighting COVID by staying home, drinking wine and watching true crime shows
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4 years
I have a family member with covid who could quite certainly die from it and his wife of 60+ years can’t be with him in what could be his final moments but yeah it’s all just some conspiracy to control when and where we buy pants. Sure.
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4 months
Lunchtime walks downtown are so much better during the playoffs
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5 years
A lot of people saying I should get tickets to a game. I was never looking for a personal reward from this. However, @BrownBaggingIt has gifted me two tickets to a game that were donated to them. I am so grateful, you guys changed lives.
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4 years
Everyone: “why do athletes have a hard time coming forward with mental health struggles???” Mike Milbury:
@NHL_Watcher
NHL Watcher
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Mike Milbury on Tuukka Rask: “Nobodies simply opted to leave the bubble just because they didn’t want to be here and they needed to be with their family. I would’ve not have done it, the rest of the league’s players have not done it.” #NHLBruins
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3 months
Someone at the Oilers press conference needs to specifically ask why they believe that players and staff will feel safe to report a major incident to this sicko.
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5 years
I’ve been keeping in touch with @BrownBaggingIt and let me tell you they are some lovely people. Ready for an update? 169 donations $6520.88 3260 lunches and you guys aren’t even ready to quit yet. Bless your hearts.
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2 years
Props to Mike Smith for shaking off that goal. I would have ran away and cried and never spoke to anyone ever again. This is why he’s the pro and I’m not.
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5 years
IMPORTANT: 1) I choose YESS 2) Donations have reached $10,469. BRB crying. CC: @WBrettWilson
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4 years
I always love the “Oilers would suck without McDavid” tweets. Flames would suck without McDavid too. Oh..
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4 years
If our government was a browser, it would be internet explorer.
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4 years
If Nuge wants a 100 year contract then you give him a 100 year contract, dammit.
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4 years
List your favourite Edmonton restaurants below so that we can all show them some love 👇🏻
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4 months
The Oilers are playing hockey on the last day of hockey tomorrow
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3 years
Oh hey, look at my new shirt!
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5 years
Just..... wow. 😭😭😭
@BrownBaggingIt
BB4CK-Brown Bagging
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It's the number you've been waiting for... $22,632!!!!! 😱 @SamInYEG YOU'RE OFF TO NASHVILLE. Thanks @wbrettwilson ! Also $32,632 FEEDS OVER 15,000 KIDS!!!!! (Sorry for the shouting, we're just VERY EXCITED!!!) #yyc #yeg #boa #oilers #flames
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3 years
New home owner question: Shovelling the driveway is a beer drinking activity, right?
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5 years
So about Nashville.....
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4 years
I keep thinking about how Leipsic is going to have to tell his mother why his pro hockey career is over after she likely spent years of her life and thousands of dollars trying to give him the best opportunities.
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4 years
Reminder: No one actually wants a lockdown. Some of us just want less people to get sick and hospitals to not be overwhelmed.
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4 years
I can’t wait to watch a hockey game where there’s no one in the front row banging on the glass, to be honest.
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5 years
If my mom/dad had worked their ass off to afford a jersey for me, wasted gas and stood in a line for hours just to watch me throw that jersey over the ledge in a tantrum, they probably would have tossed me in the lagoon with it.
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4 years
What if we gather photos of the people we’ve lost to COVID and start posting them at the legislature so that the UCP has to see the faces of the people we’re losing?
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3 years
This is our “We Just Bought A House” champagne. It tastes pretty great.
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5 years
Hey look, this started as a jab back about a billboard that I’ll probably hate but it’s turned into something so much more. Regardless of what the intent of that gofundme in Calgary was, they’re raising a lot for ALS now and that end result deserves some credit. This is amazing.
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4 years
Remember when McDavid was looking to pass but was actually kidding and scored a goal instead? Classic prank.
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3 years
If I see anyone shouting anything at a healthcare worker, it better fucking be “THANK YOU”
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5 months
I know I’m Canadian and it’s in my nature to say sorry but I’m not about to apologize for our normal level of playoff celebration being better than everyone else’s lmao
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Sounds like the Oilers won the Stanley Cup tonight…
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3 years
Edmonton has 99 problems but Mike Nickel ain’t one
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4 years
It needs to be said that Jack Michaels started at CHED with impossible shoes to fill during some of the worst years of our franchise’s history and he absolutely crushed it for us. There’s no doubt in my mind that he’s going to crush it in this new role, too.
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4 years
You know what else is abusive and demeaning? Rape.
@jonnywakefield
Jonny Wakefield
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BREAKING: Matthew McKnight, the former #yeg club promoter convicted of sexually assaulting five women, is appealing his convictions. Among other things, he argues the Crown's cross examination was "abusive, demeaning (and) prejudicial."
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3 years
This girl is booked in for a vaccine on Wednesday!
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2 years
The work that Rick Westhead is putting in to expose horrifically toxic hockey organizations is nothing short of outstanding.
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4 years
Looooove this. Love my hometown. ❤️
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4 years
Remember when the Oilers beat the Flames yesterday?
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3 years
Celebrating my second dose with some superhero ice cream from The Whole Scoop! Your girl is complete!
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3 months
Our family grew by 4 paws today. Everyone say hi to Willow!
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4 years
Drunk driving should be an automatic lifetime licence suspension.
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10 months
the Hyman Hat Trick is having 3 goals overturned in a game
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3 years
7 years ago I went on a date with a guy who didn’t let me win mini golf at Shanks. Today I discussed wedding venues with him.
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3 years
I need Fleury to be traded to any other team because he deserves better than this.
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3 years
Oh hey, check out my new fav Oilers shirt @OilersNation
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3 years
Was Drai happier than McDavid on that goal? I love this team.
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3 years
I honestly believe that these 8pm Oilers starts are a personal attack from the NHL.
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5 years
Belmont Sobeys ain’t messing around
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3 years
Majority of voters in my riding don’t want a conservative MP. Vote accordingly, friends! This race is close.
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3 years
Two Oilers who got covid and ended up with long term heart issues. Two strong and healthy athletes with their careers on the line. Get. Vaccinated.
@TSNRyanRishaug
Ryan Rishaug
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Tippett says Archibald had COVID over the summer. He’s been diagnosed with myocarditis and is out indefinitely.
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4 years
Saw a video of a girl being assaulted and there were a lot of comments about how “if that were my wife I would have....” or “if that were my daughter...” I’m just here to say that it shouldn’t have to be your wife/daughter for you to call out dangerous behaviour.
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Leafs in the playoffs are actually a good thing because few things unite this many people in the country like our desire to see them lose
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3 years
Sweet dreams, Lola bear. 😞❤️
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4 years
Matthews being a finalist for an award that’s for displaying “sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct” is a slap in the face to female sports fans.
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5 years
I think the thing I'm most upset at the Flames for is that they made me agree with Ryan Kesler.
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Remember when the Oilers won game 6
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3 months
I miss when Sepia was just an overused Instagram filter and not the colour of the fucking air
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5 months
“Why would the Oilers do this to me” - me 165 times per year
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3 years
Sarcastic Leon is my favourite and if the media doesn’t like it then they should stop setting him up so well.
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5 months
Good morning to everyone, especially the Western Conference Champion Edmonton Oilers
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5 years
It goes without saying but I hope the Oilers take care of Emily Cave forever. She’ll always be a member of our big Oilers family.
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I always believed that if the Oilers could get to this point, that McDavid could win it by himself. This team is fun because he absolutely doesn’t have to.
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5 years
Kassian scored, the guy next to me shook my hand and said good game. Drai scores and now my row is empty lmao
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5 years
imagine getting traded from a team you love that's in the playoff race to a team that has already been eliminated from playoff contention. Gagner, I'm so sorry that you got caught in this crossfire lol.
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4 years
If you yield in a free flow lane, you should have to serve time.
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6 months
I’ve probably watched that Livin’ On A Prayer goal a hundred times now
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1 year
Sam Gagner has as many goals as Jonathan Huberdeau
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5 years
Literally everyone: David Ayres getting the win is the best Brian Burke: that was embarrassing and it should never happen.
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4 months
This trend of players being excited for Edmonton winters is a nice change 😂
@DNBsports
Daniel Nugent-Bowman
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Viktor Arvidsson is from northern Sweden. Sounds like he's excited to come to Edmonton: "It's going to be fun and exciting to have some snow again." On Ekholm pitching him to come to the Oilers after their playoff battles: "He probably didn't want to play me again." (Laughs.)
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4 years
Kenney ghosted us faster than a tinder guy after being asked “what are we?” Lmao
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4 years
Two things can be true: McDavid shouldn’t throw high elbows AND officiating shouldn’t be so consistently poor that star players boil over with frustration.
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4 years
All of Edmonton when someone tries to mess with @northchickenyeg
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I hope the Oilers win for Cecily and give that girl some good times to make up for the trash she put up with.
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4 years
If you’re throwing a real tantrum about the 50/50 then I suggest using the $50 you saved to buy some big kid pants and grow up 🙃
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3 years
I’m sad for people who aren’t having fun with this EE rebrand. The team history is still there. Now we get to start a new chapter with so much new merch and it’s going to be a blast if you allow it to be.
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it’s not too soon to wear this right? Because I don’t care, I’m doing it anyways.
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