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9 months

@kthalps They kidnapped children, and we should give them a round of applause for returning them???

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This is not a drill. Kyrie Irving just spotted in New York walking into a townhouse on 72nd St between 2nd and 3rd wearing his biggest smile of the past year

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@Larryjamieson_ "You do like a money calculator since it's like a hedge fund style thing". I can't stop thinking about this

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Why is my flight delayed? Because this baby is chilling on his own inflatable bed, and the flight crew is making calls to determine whether this is a safety risk.

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@robbfraser If you're sitting on a train/plane/ferry and wasting every minute, that's on you. You can be productive in transit...

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@HenMazzig October 7th. Indiscriminate killing of innocent civilians. Remember who started it, and don’t you ever forget.

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@Breaking911 An airline company that publicly commits to hiring based on gender/race, and not based on who’s the best pilot. I don’t know about you, but as a passenger in an airplane, I don’t care about the pilot’s gender/race. I just want to know that it’s the best possible pilot.

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@Breaking911 @nypost I have lived my whole life in New York, and I’m willing to accept this if it means changing the leadership in our city.

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RJ Barrett just spotted in the lower east side. A fan asked what his plans are tomorrow and he said “apartment shopping”.

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My grandpa is 84. He has the curiosity and vigor of someone half his age. He works every day. This is the way.

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@gaza_report Essentially replace Hamas with a Saudi satellite state. Everyone in the world (except Hamas/Qatar) would support this

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Developing & selling million-dollar homes in a neighborhood the New York Times calls the “Killing Fields” of NYC 📈

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@ShaykhSulaiman Name something more Palestinian than treating your children as disposable while you stage a photographer

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I am in awe every time I walk by Fellini. Less than 30 sqft of real estate and always busy.

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Do everyone’s Twitter dms look like this?

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@HistoryHeroes @cbouzy She’s a bad person but don’t go send people to harass her in person. Someone reading his might go overboard. Be better than that

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In 2011, I was arrested for taking the SAT exam for 30+ students, getting near-perfect scores. My story became an national headline, including an interview with @60minutes . Twitter, I am looking for a literary agent or publisher to turn my experiences and insights into a book.

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@ObamaMama16 @ChelseaClinton @Katheri66169988 @realDonaldTrump @HillaryClinton This is a form of mental illness

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@RamFishman @Columbia

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@chelseahandler You’re really blaming the pandemic on Ivanka Trump?

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@Jeffdthompson Not during takeoff, but afterwards ok

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@fomocide @arrington George Costanza in 2020

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Buy land all cash. Get the construction financing when you’re ready to build. You don’t want to be bleeding out on Day 1.

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Proposal to solve the affordable housing crisis in NYC: What if NYS decided to build a brand new city from scratch in this area (figure 1 million new homes), designed to be affordable, with high speed rail into NYC?

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I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw this billboard last night. Why? Because it’s not affixed to the building—it was a video thrown from an outdoor projector. Immediately I realized this was an ingenious way to skirt NYC’s strict requirements for billboards (since it’s not an

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@nypost Legit helpful. I bet most people can’t even point to where their stomach is

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In the 80s my grandfather was eyeing a building on Madison Avenue for $400K. By the time he was ready, the seller wanted $500K. He said “No. Not worth it.” The look on his face when I told him that building is easily worth $20 million today… Anyway, buy Bitcoin.

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Live look inside the Domino Sugar building

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The flooding in NYC is the worst I’ve ever seen. Trash is swimming down the streets. Cars are broken down. Most basements are flooded. Pedestrians are walking in thigh-high water. Fire trucks are unable to move. Stay safe, New York.

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@Breaking911 I know someone who got all their shots and just got COVID 5 weeks later

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@stats_feed Everything blue collar

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@ImmieV He fully has a mattress. It pays to be a baby

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Construction loan officially CLOSED! 215-20 Northern Boulevard Completion 2025

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When you walk into a room, what do you see? This is real estate development.

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@nypost Frustrated with your job? Consider a career as a criminal. Barriers to entry have never been lower!

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@franklinisbored Nice flex. Unfortunately anybody can use them and owe you nothing

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My mentor yesterday: “If you’re buying good properties for the long-term using long-term debt, it doesn’t matter if you overpay. The bank is paying the delta today, and the delta won’t matter in the long term.” You know what—he’s right.

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@livewithnoregrt I don’t think you can identify a better one than Kobe. Nobody else has had that much influence, willing and able to do as much good, with so many years left.

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@Kristin4Harlem Cool stat, but I don’t think you know enough about real estate to comment. Most vacancies are due to normal turnover, and the rest are due to misaligned public policy. Rich people who own a bunch of units as investments are very eager to rent them out for a reasonable return.

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@brgridiron Even in this video he looks really slow. Don’t get confused by the rapidly pumping arms.

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@NYCPBA Btw unusable turnstiles and propped-open doors are definitely what the people want

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@Kaepernick7 Iranians are literally Caucasian by definition. Bet you didn't know that when you decided to make your latest grab for attention.

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@nypost Kinda BS because first his left leg gave out, then his right leg gave out. And you can tell from watching their clothes that it wasn’t really windy.

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@Breaking911 This is why people avoid paying taxes

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@vSamAdvertising Kid is in heaven

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If you’re a real estate broker and you come across a below-market opportunity, why would you ever “market” it for a 3% commission when you could figure out a way to participate in 20-40% of upside?

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@MarinaMedvin Welcome to the Dystopia of the Left. This should be jail, no bail, and a speedy process to a mandatory minimum sentence.

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I have a 50/50 partner on one deal. He is so misguidedly cheap that he wants to chop down the broker’s fee. I told him that I’ll cover the entire broker fee, but I’m telling the broker it came 100% from me.

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@NYCMayor How dare you send your paltry “thoughts and prayers” after driving our city into lawless anarchy

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Got a cold email from someone seemingly representing a "network of family office LPs". After a 15 minute spiel about being extremely selective with their GP partners... "We charge a $100K fee to get started an introduce you to investors." Truly bizarre experience.

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@waitbutwhy Can’t fly United again. They’re prioritizing virtue signaling over our safety

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@ztsekouras Yeah I wasn’t even mad. It’s his world

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@realEstateTrent If this number means anything to you, you’re not ready to buy real estate in NYC

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@DanelBenNamer Who is this. I love him

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@jetrotter @RealSaavedra @BarackObama @Oprah @KingJames @JColeNC will you speak up and tell people this is shameful? Or will you be silent because the murder victim is white?

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@BleacherReport Where he shot from. Huge travel.

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@Asmo_Hazuki @RubinReport Really good point. Their formal name was actually the National Socialist German Workers' Party.

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@NYGovCuomo Cuomo 3 weeks ago: 😱 We don’t have enough tests!!! Cuomo now: 😅 We have too many tests lol

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@unusual_whales Elon and Zuck should get 90 days to each build his best Ironman suit

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Plain bricks + a simple will for creativity Costs almost nothing more, but makes all the difference.

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@barstoolsports This guy hates his career

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@NiohBerg Can confirm accurate translation

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@davelevinthal @zacharykussin @Wegmans And when they marketed the space to Wegmans, they said “you’ll be right below 200 built-in everyday customers”. Symbiotic

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@ChipotleTweets After 1 minute? Bullshit. I don’t believe it

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@_evelynrae Scary in black and white. I feel like this is what they warned us about in social studies textbooks

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As overheard from a Section 8 tenant: “I’m not working. If I work, they’ll take away my voucher.”

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Investments in yourself should be made as early as possible. For example, if you get braces when you’re 15, you get the benefit of straight teeth for X years. But if you wait until you’re 30, you get the benefit for only (X-15) years.

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Some well-appointed and well-executed facade greenery

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@Breaking911 Elon Musk: gives open internet to the world for $20B The Democratic consortium: gives government-controlled internet to just America for $100B and counting

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@beyondreasdoubt @NYCMayor Shut up everybody. We need to reallocate more police funding towards painting the streets. It will work eventually. Keep the faith

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@Anythingpork If you use the word "functioning" very loosely

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@EarnKnowledge I wonder the reaction in the the room when someone suggested this for the first time

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@dig_deeper1 @DylanTWalsh89 Bro what

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Wtf happened in 1971?

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@gaza_report “From the river to the sea” they said

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Team Israel: United States France Germany India United Kingdom Canada Japan Italy Australia Team Palestine: Russia Iran North Korea China Wondering if you’re on the right side? Just look who you’re standing next to.

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A sneak peek of the luxury townhouse I just gut renovated in Williamsburg. You’d love to take a shower here. Admit it.

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🚨BREAKING🚨 All residents of NYC can now get tested for COVID-19 immediately and free of charge. No hospital visit necessary. Simply mail a stool sample to: The Office of Bill de Blasio City Hall New York, NY 10007

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May all your texts with your mortgage broker look like this. Shabbat shalom

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@roadhunter @cameron @elonmusk Name one single person in the history of the world who's done more to benefit mankind

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Broker: If you execute the business plan, you can get it to a 6% cap Sam: Why would I do all that, when I can just go buy a 6% cap? Broker:

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@AxelBerg13 @barstoolsports “Kevin Spacey, with sidekick Bill Cosby, and his lover, Cardi B, are on a mission...”

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@iamcardib Bare arms

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@KingJames These riots are criminal and downright wrong. It would go such a long way for the people if you condemned bad behavior. Instead you’re choosing whichever side is more black just because they’re more black. Smh.

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Good morning

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Garden style x Art deco Tel Aviv, 2023 build

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@dog_respecter If society doesn’t value certain trades enough to reward it financially, then enter those fields with that knowledge and at your own risk. Society doesn’t owe you a job because you decided to major in Gender Studies of Historical Painters.

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@elonmusk Hey Elon. Serious question: why are you doing this?

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Imagine your construction lender goes under while you’re in the middle of a project 😰

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@terrycrews Terry Crews is the leader that LeBron James refuses to be

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Door was open at the old Dime Savings Bank of Williamsburg. Couldn’t help but peek my head in

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@washingtonpost This article really moved me. I feel so informed.

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@TangoInMyFlower @saito_nomura @stillgray This is a fiction in your mind. Maintaining this fantasy only serves to hurt you. Get well soon

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@literaryeric If you give it to people, they piss it away and it’s gone. If you give it to businesses, they feed people far more than $10,000 each for many years to come.

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@willthomas_usa Would be a nightmare to contend with the local property owners here. Otherwise it’s perfect.

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