@tedcruz
BigBirdโs been getting vaccinated since 1972, but youโre just now squalling about it.
You might learn quicker if you had been watching regularly.
@MartyTa94849826
As a Texan? I am relishing this immensely.
Mrs. Senator Paxton should recuse herself from the vote & then afterwards I hope thereโs intense investigative scrutiny into her ish, & her consequences up next.
@JoJoFromJerz
I loathe him, but this is a very difficult watch. Surely someone loves him & will intervene.
(Iโve been thinking the same about Feinstein too)
@igorbobic
Why does a candidate for president & a former president need so many others to decipher what he actually said into what he supposedly โmeantโ?
Itโs not just weird, itโs goofy Trump is so inarticulate.
@mattgaetz
I dunno about โblack thingโ, but being from a rural area & not privileged, I was taught to keep cash (& fuel in my vehicle).
My stateโs power grid failures are reminder enough for me that using credit/debit cards wonโt work when the electricity is off.
@jeffstorobinsky
@NABJ
Thank you for posting this!
We were howling so much & often that Iโm sure we missed some other really horrifically stupid spewage from him.
@DrSpooky_ER
I babysat a kid once & he woke up screaming that someone was in his ear making a lot of noise weird LOUD noise. Within 5 minutes he was inconsolable & shrieking, banging his head. I called 911.
It was a cricket ๐ฆ
I never babysat again.
@mkraju
I donโt even give a shit anymore how earth shattering the โbreakingโ news is UNTIL someone somewhere with some gd authority does something... we can trend it til tomorrow when the next shitshow blows, itโs nada.
@laurenboebert
When do you represent your constituents?
When do you parent?
When do you be a spouse (meh, nevermind)
ProTip: Pat attention to those that elected you, those that you birthed & those that you vowed to.
๐
@TexasTribune
Wait!
@GregAbbott_TX
has continuously assured us Texans for 2 years that our power grid is โfineโ, โstrongโ, โwill withstand extreme usageโ.
@Jim_Jordan
If Hunter Biden was peddling influence, what do photos of his penis have to do with any of this?
Are Hunterโs penis photos just an obsession of Margeโs? Or are those influential?
@KMC4wauk
@MSNBC
I miss โthe newsโ. National news, global news, any news!
All there ever is are panels of folks screeching over each other about the former guy.
Surely Iโm not the only one sick of this format.
@ACTBrigitte
Best parody account with the best GIFs!
BoneSpurs deferred Trumpy garbed in & participating in anything remotely military! Bwahahahaha hahahahaha ๐๐
@RebekahWriter
Currency?
Military bases?
Ports?
Interstate infrastructure?
Texans gonna need passports to go to Oklahoma? Louisiana? New Mexico?
I have lots of questions about this succession fuqery.