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👬 vegetarian but will eat the rich🦦 26🏹 urban designer / city masterplanner

London
Joined November 2019
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8 months
Do you guys like my plushie shelf be honest
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4 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the I mean … let me ask the audience waitress
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4 years
@chaz_robertson_ The way I thought it was going to be the dog from this meme
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9 months
Face reveal (haven’t posted a pic this entire year)
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5 years
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Guys compliment my ghost oreo cheesecake cause I’m very proud of it 🥺
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@SadSagittariun
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9 days
Back at my fav photo spot (Covent Garden Boots)
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1 month
A twink in a vest…. for Spring? Groundbreaking.
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5 years
@MYKOHOE Woops I’m late
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3 years
The future is botanical 🍃
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3 years
Breaking News: Local boy goes outside
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3 years
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2 years
Kim Kardashian better not even THINK of wearing this historic look
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3 years
It’s serving (cookies)
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6 months
No cash, no credit
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@SadSagittariun
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4 years
@simonefiii @ashes_will_fly cannot believe you forgot about my boy Tommy
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Made my friend a goose bag for secret Santa
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Hi I haven’t posted a photo of myself in like a year lol
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3 years
Baby Nick Big Nick
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@SadSagittariun
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8 months
⚠️BREAKING⚠️ Parisian bedbugs have reached London
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@SadSagittariun
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4 months
The way it went off the graph 😭
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@SadSagittariun
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4 months
Well let’s ask the audience
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@SadSagittariun Waaait let’s see the do
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Scenes from Cambridge
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@SadSagittariun
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6 months
2018 -> 2023….. idk you tell me
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9 months
This photo is my Roman Empire
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3 years
I’m in love with my future ✨
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5 years
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8 months
Pierced
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@SadSagittariun
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5 years
@TS7Track3 And it’s written in prison font too ugh her mind I’m in love
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@SadSagittariun
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5 years
@moonlightaIfie Oh boy here we are again ft. my children
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Top 4 of 2021 ☀️
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@paradiseplums
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💕🌈
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3 years
the trainer the pokémon
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the trainer the pokémon
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3 years
Brighton is cutie
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3 years
Made Macarons for the first time :)
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
This kid just mistook me for their dad… 24 is officially the end of my twink years 😭
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
London roomie for the summer☺️🌼
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Got a haircut yesterday and just got asked out on the line for pret right now so I’m gonna take that as an affirmation that my haircut is nice lol
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Thank you for the amazing week and for redeeming this year❤️ I can’t wait for our future adventures together🪐
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3 years
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
This is my official warning for the impending photo dump of my time in the Lake District… oomfies beware
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Another day, another aimless walk
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8 months
Titanic ass looking lift
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Invited an American into my home and he’s microwaving his water to heat it up :/
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3 years
Just found this in my drafts from last night and if this isn’t a call for help then idk what is
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@SadSagittariun
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8 months
Updated my pinned after 2 years the end of an era
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3 years
The future is botanical 🍃
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@SadSagittariun
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5 months
Fine! Me at 21!
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@daultonsonline
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Me at 21
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
a literal angel
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3 years
My bird has fallen asleep on me.. this is my life now, I shall never move from this spot again
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@SadSagittariun
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4 months
What did this train just call me?
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@SadSagittariun
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5 years
Morning light really does hit different
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Walkable cities >>>>>
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@SadSagittariun
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9 months
My best feature fr fr
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@panopticowen
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i, too, have eyes
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Defffffinitely just accidentally flashed my neighbour…. 🤷‍♂️
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3 years
She’s returning my kiss I’m🥺🥺
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Plz show me a pic of lil gay you 🏳️‍🌈
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Plz show me a pic of lil gay you 🏳️‍🌈
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@SeayTayden Omg king where’s your Grammy
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Rip to me
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Kinda depressed cause I found this one photo of me in 2016 and I was so much hotter wtf happened to me😭😭
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Dropped a pack of strawberries on the kitchen floor BUT a spider crawled out of them so I have to assume this was divine intervention
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5 months
Oh shit oh fuck guys she found me
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Big fan of whoever drew this in the tube station
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@SadSagittariun
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5 years
I can’t tell if I like or hate this photo... but I’ll never have hair like that again🥴 #LGBTQuniteasone #LGBTQcity
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
A bit obsessed with this airbnb We booked
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@SadSagittariun
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4 years
Been feeling dis gust tang might get a nose job or maybe I just need another haircut
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@SadSagittariun
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5 months
Obvi
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@iamtheeitgirl
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my gym theme would definitely be a rave
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Being referred to as “office mullet” at work after my haircut :/
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3 years
He’s so sweet🥺
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3 years
Happy friendiversary to the twitter mutual that became my best friend and travelled with me through numerous countries and brightened up my life immeasurably, @SadSagittariun 😊
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
You all want a Twitter dislike button but if one of my selfies got a single dislike it would ruin my whole week
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1 year
My friend turned my birdie baby into a Pokémon for Christmas 🥹🥹
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
I’m really trying to resist but twitter’s not making it easy 🤕
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
A dog just ran up to me in a park and dropped a ball at my feet to play fetch this has made my entire life
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3 years
This vegan burger I’m cooking is bleeding and I don’t know how I feel about that
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@SadSagittariun
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6 months
Just made the sexiest espresso martinis
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Happy birthday to this KING! Erik you’re the best friend I’ve ever had, it’s incredible how close we’ve become and how many memories we already share. I miss you so much and I cannot wait for the amazing moments to come. I love you and can’t wait to see you again👑 @paradiseplums
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@SadSagittariun
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1 year
This job application asking me to write a 1500 word essay on why they should hire me is not the vibe
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@SadSagittariun
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5 years
Gm twitter look how cute this sweater is🥺
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@SadSagittariun
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2 years
Lol was complaining to my parents about the rising cost of everything here and they hit me with “still happy you voted for Biden?” … I live in England… conservative controlled England.
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3 years
Just started Pokemon Sword... only 2 years late to the game
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3 years
Someone go ice skating with me
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2 years
This guy on the tube in front of me is just eating out of a bag of spinach… but when he drops some on the floor he just picks it up and eats it ??? 😭😭😭
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
To the straight couple basically having sex next to us in this cafe please stop
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4 months
I used to be a strict “heyyy” person but I’ve become such a “hiya” girlie lately and idk what this means for my personal development
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Just got accepted into my dream university 😳
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4 years
In Venice during carnival on our one year anniversary... maybe I am winning
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3 years
Me trying to romanticize my broke student city life by eating my McDonald’s on regents canal
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3 years
Maybe tmi but that shock of fear when someone rings the door bell and you’re currently tied up....
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2 years
Hey have you guys seen Barbie?
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5 years
Basic white gay turns 22 🥴
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Finally got my first jab 😌
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3 years
Just accidentally made a cocktail with 4 shots of vodka instead of 2.....
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5 years
Woke up after the sun already set today and that’s on Christmas😌 #neveraloneLGBTQ #myLGBTQchristmas
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3 years
Me and my neighbor across the street are both the naked neighbor
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3 years
My bird has fallen asleep on me.. this is my life now, I shall never move from this spot again
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8 months
Continues to secure my spot as shortest gay™️ in the club 🫡
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5 years
I swear I look 5 years younger when I shave
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@SadSagittariun
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3 years
Turning 24 in a few months and just got ID checked to buy razors… my twink membership has been renewed
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3 years
The Apple Watch stays ON during sex
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@SadSagittariun
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4 years
She’s out here making an actual difference yet all y’all want to do is make fun of her size🤦🏻‍♂️
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oh my god lizzo is literally out here helping pack food hampers for australian bushfire victims in the middle of her tour
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