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Stuart Douglass

@SWD_317

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Former @umichbball . Was overseas, now back home. Middle Class-ish

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Joined May 2011
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@SWD_317
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3 years
Can we officially stop the Devante Jones hate?
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10 months
Also, Nkamhoua once again proving that transfers are ruining college basketball. They come to your favorite team and dunk everything and it’s just sickening
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3 years
The date is becoming more and more seared in my memory than the birthdays of some people I love and I don’t think that’s great.
@MichiganOnBTN
Michigan On BTN
3 years
Douglass Dagger 😤 #OTD 11 years ago, Stuart Douglass ( @SWD_317 ) helped @umichbball down Michigan State.
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Stuart Douglass
3 years
ONE win is worth over a million dollars but compensating athletes will make athletic departments go broke
@detnews_sports
Detroit News Sports
3 years
Michigan football to pay New Mexico $1.8M, Central Michigan $1.5M for 2025 games. Story from @chengelis
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4 years
When does it stop with Davison?
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2 years
Douglass Clan has arrived.
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8 years
There's a list of things I wish I accomplished in college and I'll just let you guess where this would rank for me
@_MarcusD2_
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8 years
Down goes Tom Crean
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5 years
As a multi-time Sportsmanship Award winner (of which I have displayed on my mantle and even nailed in as a hood ornament), I would just like to say that sportsmanship in high level sports is worthless.
@cjzero
CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable
5 years
Drinking the tea
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7 years
I get that Michigan fans want to be crowned champions after the Louisville sanctions but honestly that was a foul on Trey Burke Is something I would say if I wanted to lose all of my followers
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3 years
Bench mob hilarious. Never seen the Gatorade bottle shoulder press before
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5 years
“Should’ve stayed” crowd is having an aneurysm right now.
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10 months
Could not be happier to see Terrance Williams having fun playing basketball again. It can be very lonely when that’s gone. Very glad he stayed.
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7 years
Well, he once insinuated I wasn't athletic enough to play in the Big Ten and that hurt my feelings
@trillballins
Chris Gaines fan
7 years
Kelvin Sampson did nothing that bad
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5 years
Imagine if we cared about humans like this.
@AP
The Associated Press
5 years
Nearly $1 billion has poured in from ordinary worshippers and high-powered magnates around the world to restore Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris after a massive fire.
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3 years
Lolol Jon Crispin knows exactly what that Hunter 3 celebration is
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3 years
The very end. The guy behind Izzo just in complete disbelief hahahahahahah
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Just watched Aaron Craft get called for a foul for riding a dude driving to the basket and now I'm pissed off reliving those non-calls in college
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Stuart Douglass
3 years
Sitting in a bar in Savannah. Bartender says “you look like that basketball player” “ya who?” “Gordon Hayward” I’ll never escape it.
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Stuart Douglass
7 years
I don't understand what people mean when they say a program isn't known for being tough. And a successful program at that. What does tough look like or act like? Seems all made up perception. Which is understandable. It's way too influential in sports
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6 years
I'm confused, do you guys think Beilein would take the Pistons job? I'm pretty sure he's smarter than that.
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6 years
I swear to god I didn’t play that long ago so why were our jerseys so low quality compared to these?
@UMichAthletics
Michigan Athletics 〽️
6 years
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7 years
I can't hide it anymore. I was paid a dollar a game every time Beilein deemed my defense worthy enough. Minus ¢25 for each shot he didn't like. Got me about 10 Tootsie Pops a year with a few attaboy's sprinkled here and there. Hell of a career
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Will Macavoy
7 years
@SWD_317 did you get paid to go to michigan? don't lie to us. we know the truth.
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Stuart Douglass
4 years
They told us “athlete” only came before “student” in the dictionary. It was bullshit then too
@BFQuinn
Brendan Quinn
4 years
Juwan Howard was asked if he would feel comfortable asking his team to play 11 games in 22 days, which is what it would take to get Michigan to 20 Big Ten games. He is not in favor. Full response:
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7 years
Go team
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4 years
Almost forgot
@MichiganOnBTN
Michigan On BTN
4 years
There was a significant win #OTD 🔟 years ago. @umichbball fans need no reminder. Here's the Stuart Douglass ( @SWD_317 ) game-winner, and the ensuing celebration, anyway. 🙌
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Stuart Douglass
7 years
Some of you are mad at O'Korn or Harbaugh because you want to talk shit to OSU fans so bad and/or OSU fans really get under your skin when they win Interesting life
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Stuart Douglass
2 years
LOT of nerves and only down 3. And you’d ALL poop your pants out there quit judging anything.
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3 years
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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3 years
Thankful for Martelli winning this game today
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Stuart Douglass
5 years
The “should’ve stayed” crowd is now just saying Jordan Poole won’t last in the NBA. As if somehow that makes them right for saying he should’ve stayed? Amazing coordinated movement of the goal posts. Even had one person believe the Warriors didn’t watch video on him.
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
If you’re only response to this is “he’s not gonna go in the first round” maybe just don’t do that
@nickbaumgardner
Nick Baumgardner
6 years
Charles Matthews says Thursday will possibly be his final game at Crisler. ‘Taking it one day at a time.’
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Stuart Douglass
3 years
Went to my first live Michigan game today. Illinois fans ECSTATIC. This is not unique to Illinois fans but I forgot how obnoxious fans can be live.
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Stuart Douglass
5 years
That’s cool. Managers never get enough love for what they do for the team so nice to see them get camera time. Although it’s a job and I would like to see them get paid something.
@MM_MBB_TV
March Madness Men’s Basketball TV
5 years
Taping the floor has never looked this fun. @umichbball ’s team managers are making sure the players are having a blast at all times.
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7 months
I hope it’s clear that toxicity #onhere can affect programs and especially kids. Kids. Words get read and words have meaning. You’re not happy as a fan, sure, but it’s never a good idea to just be ruthless about others where they can see because your upset about a sport
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Stuart Douglass
5 years
I’m a little late to the party but this is a foul every time. Spare me with the “they don’t call it at the end” stuff. How about you don’t make contact with a shooter.
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
How do you fans in the middle of the UM-MSU rivalry not get exhausted with all the pettiness and screaming at brick walls?
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8 months
I’ll never recover from seeing this
@TheFieldOf68
The Field of 68
8 months
We found the man who is stealing signs for Michigan tonight.
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Stuart Douglass
5 years
The funny part is even if you were right and he never made it you’re still an ENORMOUS ASSHOLE.
@itsAntWright
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5 years
For your reading pleasure this morning
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5 years
I’m also tired of the “Michigan Man” mentality when hiring coaches. Doesn’t mean anything. Just because somebody has a “strong” connection to a school means next to nothing in regards to their success. Tradition translating to success isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.
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5 months
This is what I’m talking about. They both can’t be true. It’s a foul. Call it. Edwards did decide it by setting a moving screen The expectation of unwritten rules in sports is some sort of conspiratorial collective brainwashing that I can’t wrap my head around.
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E.K. Johnson
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Here’s the deal: 1. It was 100% an offensive foul on Aaliyah Edwards. Her slight lean into the screen, her arm placement on the screen and Gabbie Marshall fighting over it accentuates that. 2. IMO, you do NOT make that call in that spot during that time of the game. Let the
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Wish he would've said "when Chris and Jalen stop acting like children"
@nickbaumgardner
Nick Baumgardner
6 years
Beilein gets annual Fab Five Q: ‘We love the Fab Five and everyone on that team ... I look forward to the day we can get all that group together. Some isn’t in our control.’ Says he can’t force invites to be returned. Then quotes the Supremes: ‘Some day we’ll be together.’
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Stuart Douglass
7 years
For the millionth time it's not about them feeling oppressed as much as it is using their platform for those that can't speak up as loud
@FoxNews
Fox News
7 years
. @newtgingrich on athletes kneeling: "If you're a multi-millionaire who feels oppressed, you need a therapist not a publicity stunt."
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
I had a Michigan basketball reunion of sorts at @JustJMo 's wedding in Detroit last night. Then drove straight to Columbus for the game today. Bottle service does not produce made shots
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Stuart Douglass
4 years
Nothing bugs me more in a basketball game than a ref making a call way out of position. Not even a slight exaggeration.
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Stuart Douglass
2 years
Jerome Dyson was the hardest assignment I might’ve ever had in college. Although I did decent that game
@UMGoBlog
Michigan Football on UMGoBlue
2 years
OTD in 2010 the unranked Wolverines knocked off Kemba Walker’s #15 UConn Huskies 68-63. U of M put away the game when Zack Novak ( @novak3159 ) hit a dagger three followed by a Stu Douglass ( @SWD_317 ) steal leading to a Manny Harris ( @313MannyHarris ) layup. #GoBlue
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Stuart Douglass
8 years
How did a small child get a job leading a college basketball team? That's great progress for small children everywhere
@BigTenNetwork
Big Ten Network
8 years
North Dakota, down 11, tried to beat the buzzer. Fran McCaffery wasn't a fan, so he had Iowa walk off the court.
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Stuart Douglass
7 years
One time the IRS thought I made $50,000 from a summer camp check in college and not the actual $500. I asked them if they even knew Beilein
@Tom_Winter
Tom Winter
7 years
NEW: FBI and U.S. Attorney's Office establishes special phone number for information RELEVANT to NCAA investigation, 212-384-2135.
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5 years
How do you still spell my name wrong?
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Stu Douglas and Novak
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Stuart Douglass
7 years
Relax man. You're human. Aka a part of a species that is #1 in clumsy/stupid self harm in the history of Earth.
@smart_MS3
marcus smart
7 years
I want to take this time to express my sincerest apologies to my teammates, coaches, and most of all the amazing Boston Celtics fans. I'm embarrassed and disappointed in my actions. I swiped at and hit a picture frame on the wall. I feel like I let all y'all down
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6 years
Booger McFarland: JJ Watt hasn’t been a defensive player of the year 3 times by batting balls at the line of scrimmage Immediate TV graphic pops up: JJ Watt has batted the most balls at the line of scrimmage in the NFL since 2011
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9 months
Lotta crypticity surrounding Juwan on the time line right now. Wildly annoying
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3 years
I’m entertained. Don’t open hand swipe opposing coaches and also don’t call a timeout under a minute up that much
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1 year
Listen, I’m not going to expect a coach of his era to like it but it’s absolutely wild to me the things we preach in this country regarding freedom and then to see it so bluntly put as “freedom for this group of workers is BAD” will never not be wild, but he is a CEO after all
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Hello twidiots, I am finally playing in The Basketball Tournament. If we win I will buy a McDouble for everyone who voted for us.
@TheBIGX_TBT
The BIGX_TBT
6 years
BIGX fans! We are excited to gather some of the BIG10's finest players and join forces to take on the competition in the #TBT2018 🏀 Our goal is simple-- WIN THE TOURNAMENT--and we need your help to make that possible by voting for our team! Click below 🔽
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
I always get asked, "how many shots do you take each day?" Until my shot feels good. #summergrind #basketball #cantmiss #clipse
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3 years
Eli Brooks always and forever
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4 years
Poor Eli. Rough day of calls and no-calls.
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1 year
This was the exact opposite ending I needed in my effort to fight the narrative fire surrounding Michigan, but I got my extinguishers ready to go
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Stuart Douglass
1 year
People upset because a kid is out there shooting half court shots having fun and making the smart decision to avoid injury before the draft. (Fine, just say he’s out and not hurt, whatever) The things we take seriously.
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1 year
20 points last game. 30+ minutes tonight for the third time all year. He’s back baby. Let playoff Duncan fly
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2 years
Gillespie ain’t posting up Eli I’ll tell you that
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6 years
Kaepernick could kill my dog with his own hands without breaking eye contact with me and I'd still buy Nikes. You don't understand unless you've played in the Paul George 1s
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9 years
In case you were wondering, yes, I took Mario Hezonja's cookies 4 times in one half once.
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3 years
Seasons over. Stuck in the apartment in Israel. Boredom makes me vain so I search my name. I know my mom doesn’t miss the message boards but I do.
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
I blame the shoes.
@sbell021
Scott Bell
6 years
If you're a Michigan fan that's blaming "the system" or ESPN in the wake of this potential shoe scandal, you're doing the exact same thing Michigan State and Ohio State fans have done during their respective scandals: deflecting. Hypocrisy is not a good look.
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6 years
My dad just paid a neighborhood kid $80 to help him around the house while I was asleep this morning. He gave up on me. And for that I am truly grateful.
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8 years
We played Amare Stoudemire's team today. He didn't play. I don't think it was because he was scared of me but I also can't confirm that sooo
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10 months
Dug McDaniel All Big Ten second team… minimum. Book it
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Just recorded a great podcast with Novak for tomorrow. We didn't discuss enough Jordan Poole but Beilein is certainly a fixture. Gonna need to bring Zack back
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Trevor Lawrence looks like he gasses up boats at a dock for a summer job and wakeboards at sunrise when the lake is “the most rippable with no wake bro”
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
It appears ya boy has highlights
@HapoelTLVBC
Hapoel Tel Aviv BC
6 years
אחרי ארבע שנים בליגה, סטו דגלאס ילבש בעונה הבאה את המדים האדומים. בואו להכיר את סטו ולעודד אותו באולמנו הביתי. לרכישת מנויים:
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Not a clue but I’m having fun
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Greg Waddell
10 months
What the hell am I watching right now
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Stuart Douglass
1 year
Living in the moment takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to sports fandom.
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4 years
At worst that’s just not a foul on Eli
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
If Rick Pitino is a vampire (he is) then Jay Wright is the suave vampire brother he's always been jealous of and Jim O'Brien is their wacky vampire uncle that constantly gives unsolicited advice
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3 years
I’m trying to be more supportive of fandom but you people are exhausting yourselves.
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5 years
I love free agency in the age of twitter because I get to learn so much about the economics of it all like I never have before, only to forget it a month later. Much like my actual economics degree.
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Stuart Douglass
6 months
Dude… Michigan George Washington can guard. He just cut off Braden Smith on a soft fast break semi back pedaling and stayed attached after cutting him off. That’s just not easy.
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3 years
Devante Jones just got you to the tournament. Frankie will have his time.
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5 years
Who the hell holds a 64 controller like that?
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Stuart Douglass
2 years
This tweet has been reported.
@OhioStateOnBTN
Ohio State on BTN
2 years
HBD, Evan Turner ( @thekidet )! 🎁🎂🎈 We celebrate the 2010 NPOY's day with his unforgettable buzzer-beater. 👇
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2 years
That’s just an offensive foul like twice
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6 years
Can't wait til I'm in the NBA so I can go to Michigan football games and have pictures taken of me and have fans wonder why some generic white dude gets to be on the field with the NBA guys
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1 year
Yo @DKSportsbook , even has Grimes with 5 assists. You’re gonna take this +14000 from me?!?
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5 years
The internet is great
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Stuart Douglass
6 years
Y'all couldn't shut the hell up about Ariana and Pete Davidson for like 2 damn minutes like a bunch of 1st graders discovering War Heads
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6 years
On my way to Passover Seder recording videos for the team. Pure selflessness. I'm typing this as they finish the reading of the Haggadah and I can't listen to another damn word.
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1 year
Pay Hunter
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2 years
Tom Crean needs to not be analyzing basketball. In any form
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6 years
When you’re 12 and did 20 pushups in a row easy
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5 years
There is a lot of “athlete celebrity worship” going on surrounding Juwan and this job. I believe he is more qualified than just “bleeding maize and blue” and working for Pat Riley but the loudest voices of support don’t express that. He is smart so someone profile his bball IQ
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There’s case for Juwan to get the UM job but it’s odd listening to Jalen and CWebb thinking they’re making a case for him and not really saying all that much Like, CWebb basically said “I saw Juwan sad when his grandma died so he has compassion” at one point
@RichEisenShow
Rich Eisen Show
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. @realchriswebber pounded the table for former #FabFive teammate Juwan Howard to be the next @umichbball head coach...and hinted what his hire might bring:
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6 years
It's true.
@WinnerLeague
Winner League
6 years
סטוארט דגלאס, ששיחק בשנתיים האחרונות בעירוני נהריה, חתם בהפועל "SP מצר" ת"א
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6 years
I earned mine wth a text message.
@tannerwutang
Tanner
6 years
Will Michigan fans learn that the number 1 jersey tradition of having to earn it is fake and was only a motivation tactic for Braylon or nah?
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7 years
I wrote a lot of words about college basketball and breaking down the perception of athletes transferring to a future opponent. I would greatly appreciate if you read it. If you want to call me an idiot I'm open to that
@AthletesPost_
The Athletes Post
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The effects of transfers are overhyped, and it's only hurting the players.
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10 years
@realDonaldTrump child goes to doctor, gets pumped w shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many cases!” Prez 16'!!
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3 years
It’s 2021 and I still have people arguing with me about the basics of getting paid your worth in college athletics. Truly wild how much we care about suppressing other people’s earnings as a society for reasons that don’t make sense. Zero empathy. Quite the opposite actually
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3 years
Turgeon talking trash has me awake
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6 years
I'm just now realizing that @nickbaumgardner is trolling me and Zack with this picture. Although, I'm mostly just glad he didn't use the only picture more embarrassing than this one. Still hopeful this will lead to a Calvin Klein contract. Keep your fingers crossed people
@nickbaumgardner
Nick Baumgardner
6 years
The players who built the Michigan basketball program you’ll watch in the Final Four on Saturday didn’t popularize baggy shorts. They were the original John Beilein guys. And they’re pretty proud right now.
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The “refs shouldn’t decide a game” rhetoric is so tired and so so so damn stupid that I need to call it a night before I give myself a heart palpitation reading this idiocy. Refs don’t determine a game with one call. Never do. YOU decide to focus on that. A foul is a foul.
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85