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21 | Bi | Hi-C, OsamaSon, Che, BBY GOYARD, & Lil Shine enjoyer | Final Fantasy 7 fan | Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, PSU, Barca, & McLaren | @RACKKSONRAKKS

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📌 the SW1TCHBLXDE brand. charts and threads in replies :3
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Twitter if being miserable 24/7 and upset on other people’s behalf was an olympic sport
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Proposing to me after I win gold?? Baby you’ll never hear from me again! Had to make it about you.
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@wblonded That’s actually absurd
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER THEY COULDNT HANDLE THE CURRY AND LEGOD HAMMERS LMFAOOOO
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@ProjectStrider that one friend desperate for attention
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@TkachukFanAcc I don’t know if i’ve ever been more done with an Eagles player
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Michael Penix Jr. when he heard his name called
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Okay, I’m actually curious, can anyone who is not a 76ers fan name a bench player from this team?
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@B1ggRandall @DEAADSEAA I believe it’s called NFL Ultimate Football
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Giants fans tuning into this game to “hate watch” only to watch Saquon score 3 touchdowns and the Eagles win
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@strifvs i just drooled oh my god
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@chillin2che Che is literally made for Pi’erre beats
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@PloybertCorter @therealugs and the sama song is a leak lmao
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Cool thing about getting older and having to go through sports disappointment after sports disappointment every year is that you learn to stop caring really fast
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FINAL: Mets 6, Phillies 2
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@The_Vaughn_ @jasrifootball @ProFootballTalk None of the little kids in the replies/quotes watched the game lmfao he was not benched wth
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HOLD THAT FUCKING L 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The Serbian national team will be the only men's basketball team without a single black player at the upcoming Olympic Games in Paris. 🇷🇸🏀 #Paris2024
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@CamAlexander22 @Will_Rucker3_AD It wasn’t necessarily what he said because at the end of the day he’s right but the tone/the way he said it and the trolling rubbed me the wrong way. He could’ve gotten his point across in a different way
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It’s my birthday, another trip around the sun. Thanks to everyone that’s already wished me a happy birthday, I appreciate it. Grateful for 21 years of life…in my Embiid year 🐐
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already posted on my circle but yea it’s my birthday, grateful for 2 decades of life, appreciate all the cool people on here, thanks for the birthday wishes and s/o to those generous enough to send me a gift, very thankful
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Bo Nix when he heard his name called
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@lamibackup Jonah Bolden mentioned
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The Costco double chunk chocolate cookie and fruit smoothie gets 5 booms on the boom meter! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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PSA ‼️ So my FRIENDS wanted to be funny, went under the Cloti blocklist HelloYellow made and decided to troll by making stuff up about me as a JOKE! knowing the Cleriths would actually believe it and lo and behold they did, I just want to say these r ALL JOKES NONE OF IT IS TRUE
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@kaixan2k bro i’ve been wondering this same thing for a while now, why did streamers start making movie posters for their streams dude 😭
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@jalenreagors Fairs to Slay he played good today
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@TroeIEmbiid “Greg Monroe”
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Batman trying to tackle Sonic
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Who’s winning this matchup?
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Where tf you at??? @JalensHurts I dropped the lo and now you’re ghost 😹😹😹
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This Lindor grand slam is gonna be nuts
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Welcome to…a Leo thread.
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@latinatifa now if they can use some common sense why would a girl who knew a guy for 16 days understand the guy more than another girl who has known him basically his entire life…
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it’s my birthday today. 19 trips around the sun. my JJ Arcega-Whiteside year. lets get it, appreciate you guys 💪
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we did not win but i still had a ton of fun at my first Eagles game. all smiles 😄
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@jalenreagors How did this franchise go downhill so fast
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don’t need a birthday cake if you got crab fries
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@lunartifa “the devs put the Marlene line in for a reason” yet these same people brush off the kiss saying it’s optional…did the devs not put that in for a reason as well? did the devs not put an almost kiss in for a reason?
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seems like i have a fan y’all
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@SEMATARYGRAVEMN do you believe in me sematary
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@staywidow i mean look at the songs the dude suggested there were so many better choices
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@jakedumbydum @Ethan7182954 Do you have to watch the first 45 Booty Talk’s to understand Booty Talk 46
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER he cooked at the end!
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@lunartifa they knew exactly what they were doing
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Kinda unrelated: Until now, I had no idea that the draft pick that ended up being the Tyrese Maxey pick was traded to us in the Markelle Fultz trade
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@5lacco Technically true, he was on the team to start the year but was traded at the deadline.
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@kashermike not banging
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The Costco double chunk chocolate cookie and fruit smoothie ONCE AGAIN gets 5 booms on the boom meter! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!
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The Costco double chunk chocolate cookie and fruit smoothie gets 5 booms on the boom meter! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER OOH IM SQUIDWARD AND I HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING
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I’m so glad I got famous after I was already done with school. People are so weird bro
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Pollo still eats school food after making 200k
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my first Saquon Barkley experience
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CJGJ get off my fucking team
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER did you see the o line lol
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Idk you lil bro
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@SW1TCHBLXDE THANK YOU for liking my post! I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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Idk you
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😭😭😭😭😭😭 dis da philly grim reaper
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just impulse bought one of these
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Season 4 of SpongeBob has the single best SpongeBob episode ever btw 👍
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i don't think i've ever watched a show with a good season 4
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he’s simply just a handsome ass nigga no way he’s gonna be ass
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1 like = 1 hour i don’t tweet
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@tifahartt “the flower she gave him represents them” now who did Cloud give that flower to…😭
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already posted on my circle but yea it’s my birthday, grateful for 2 decades of life, appreciate all the cool people on here, thanks for the birthday wishes and s/o to those generous enough to send me a gift, very thankful
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it’s my birthday today. 19 trips around the sun. my JJ Arcega-Whiteside year. lets get it, appreciate you guys 💪
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I CANT BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS ON THIS RAINY AND GLOOMY AFTERNOON IN SOUTH PHILADELPHIA, THE PHILLIES HAVE WON THE PENNANT. WE ARE GOING TO THE FALL CLASSIC. UNREAL.
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@joaili2 @Cloudonachocobo Even if the kiss is non-canon (it’s not), Tifa and Cloud were going to kiss in Gongaga before being interrupted which is a mandatory scene so i don’t understand this logic
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Last thing i’m gonna tweet about this, she has now added my friends to the list despite NONE OF THEM EVER PLAYING FINAL FANTASY 7 BEFORE, THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A CLOTI IS THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TWITTER TROLLS
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nah i just saw this man look at the bottom left
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What? Gen Z is trying to what? Cancel...SW1TCHBLXDE? Gen Z is trying to cancel SW1TCHBLXDE?
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you're extremely pathetic it's so sad
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boutta go watch the FNAF movie, review soon…
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@lll_Number_One @TheHeroOfSeinen I have no idea how this isn’t common knowledge, TYBW clears
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@BengalYouTube We ignoring how boring it sounds to play a franchise with all 99 overalls
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The US after they draft Josh King:
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@newleftrising @CurtisRemarc dude same i just thought the joke was that people were so mad over ed edd n eddy, not that he was making it all up lol
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got the reigning NL MVP on my back folks…
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@FLAWLESSLUCKI LUCKI AND CARTI, STOPPPPPPPP FIIIIGHTINGGGGGGG
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@thislifeinhell worst thread ever?
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Demon Mets vs mom and pop Phillies
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@OsamaSonArchive Has there been an update on the situation with Nettspend? I’m sick to my stomach and can’t sleep.
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@YaOnlyLivvOnce You don’t need Dom i’m right here lol
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@evil_eto @sikander555A A lot of people? People who are fans of MK and the Terminator movies?
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@gasbabii Summrs:
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@OWAnonymous_ no it’s because no one likes Venture
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What the Diamondbacks are doing is legitimately unprecedented. Their fanbase and players are *so* annoying i’m somehow happy that the BRAVES made the playoffs. Like it’s legitimately impressive to be that annoying.
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Spongebob had no reason to be this funny dude I have tears in my eyes
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had to put my Cody jersey on gotta represent…
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This app is so funny. You want me to blame Embiid for this? Should Embiid somehow willed Ben into making more than 3 field goals across 7 4th quarters. Basketball is a TEAM SPORT i’m not pushing AGENDAS i use FACTS the FACT is Embiid’s team was never good enough.
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@SW1TCHBLXDE Yk the sixers played in more playoff games besides that game 6 right? Yk we saw Embiid when he went out there and shat his pants the final 3 gamea of that hawks series right? Or when he lost a game Jayson Tatum was 1/15 at one point right?
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nah i wasn’t going to tweet about this but whoever has been reporting both this account and my private account that i only let good friends follow you are genuinely a grade A weirdo man LMAO
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@FalconsMarc
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@wearethosemfs men will always men.
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a PEAK thread. Feel free to reply with your own Peak screenshots, lost most of mine since I got my new phone.
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nah this still got me crying years later because you can’t even see my face man
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Next stop: Penn State University 🔵⚪️
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🧵 why link's vai outfit is built from orientalism and racism an educative thread written by an actual arab descendant who's still actively engaged in arab culture
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@TifaTheMonk Vincent just standing there like
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