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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

Being an African man is so cool, you refuse to give your relatives money then they blame your wife

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2 years

Congratulations to the first maa woman to become a Cabinet Secretary in our great Republic 👏👏👏👏

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2 years

Some men can have 10 women and still treat you in a way that makes you feel like you are the only woman in their life.. I don't know how they do it, must be a gift Satan gave them 😊.

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This is so beautiful 👌 congratulations to the lovely couple. Wale wa toxic masculinity hawaezi elewa the beauty of chemistry, affection, sensuality, companionship and fulfilling romantic relationships.

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9 months

Lady queueing in front of me at the juice bar receives a call...... Niko kwa Uber Niko karibu kufika kwako Everyone at the queue is perplexed Lady turns and says.... Msiniangalie, Haiwahusu. And she's absolutely right.

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3 years

Surely we don't give cows enough credit. Steak, Ice cream, cheese, leather, even getting you a wife. What an amazing animal ❤️.

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1 year

Imagine your girlfriend being picked from Wilson and being flown to spend the weekend at a beautiful Hacienda in Seme and you want to accuse her of cheating. Yaani anapita hapo Langata skyline anaona mkiletewa maji na punda. Instead of being chaotic about it just let her enjoy

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8 days

Riggy G figured that parliament will not give him airtime to respond. They will be busy shouting, hurling insults, creating sideshows, digressing and all manner of shenanigans that Kenyan parliamentarians do. He chose to give his side of the story to Kenyans without interruption

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7 months

Why not make Dr. Patrick Amoth the CS Health. His wealth of knowledge and experience got him appointed as Vice President of the Executive Board of the World Health Organization (WHO), representing the African region. We need such minds in the Cabinet.

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2 years

When you have mastered contentment, people often think you have everything working out well for you, but the truth is, contentment does not cancel desire, it cancels desperation.

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2 years

@kiplangatbii 😂😂 No, he now has a family his responsibilities have increased and the relatives should understand that he has other priorities now

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2 years

Once upon a time I was a farmer, ilinichapa character development twice nikaachana nayo kwanza

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2 years

Wueh 🙌🙌

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2 years

There was a reason why men used to clear their throats loudly as they approached the home to announce their arrival into the boma and call out the wives and children to alert them that he's home. This business of trying to surprise someone, showing up unannounced ni premium tears

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@STonkei

2 years

So this photo trending is actually from 2013 😂😂😂... Ogopa Twitter 🙌🙌

Larry Madowo

@LarryMadowo

12 years

Moving company trucks leaving State House Nairobi ahead of @UKenyatta 's inauguration http://t.co/lJcxmkKVSv

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2 years

😂😂 So true by the way. Bora ng'ombe wetu wako sawa we don't want to know hio mambo yenyu mko nayo mingi

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2 years

Good afternoon from me and my samburu sisters 😍 December celebrations have started officially

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10 months

Happy Jamuhuri Day from your future Cabinet Secretary InshAllah 🙏

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2 years

Some of us can't even relate with this DNA thing coz we come from a community where your father is the man who married your mother. Even when everyone knows your biological father and he could even be your neighbor in the village, he has no business claiming you as his child.

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2 years

If I ever run for a gubernatorial position...

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2 years

This is a daily reminder, That you are beautiful, That you are amazing, That you will succeed, This is a daily reminder, To always have hope, To have faith, To know everything will be okay. This is a daily reminder, That you have made it so far already,That you haven't given up.

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2 years

Entasupa taa from my sisters and I 😊. Just here to wish you all a blessed and restful Sunday.

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@STonkei

1 year

Why should it be compulsory especially to people who already own houses or have no interest in owning a home in Nairobi? If I commute from my manyatta in Kimuka daily and don't want a house in Nairobi why should I contribute 🤔

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

1 year

President William Ruto: The contribution you make to the housing fund is not tax, that is your money

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@STonkei

2 years

Today my mother's lastborn child graduates from JKUAT University with a BA in Mass Comm and I'm so elated and so proud of her for this achievement. Congratulations once again @TonkeiMelanie can't wait to celebrate at home 🎉🎊❤️❤️. We love you c.c @EnkiniNadupaT @TitusTonkei

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2 years

🤣🤣 Vile Christmas inatubamba sisi pale Kajiado. If the company you're keeping this holiday season is not this happy and excited, you're in the wrong company

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1 year

I got mom's beauty and dad's height 😍

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1 year

It has been a beautiful occasion despite the rain. Congratulations once again to our lovely cousin 🌹♥️. Love and companionship is a beautiful thing.

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2 years

"Family gives you the roots to stand tall and strong.” Good morning from my parents, my siblings and myself ❤️

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@STonkei

2 years

Congratulations Col. Fabian Lengusuranga in your appointment as the new ADC🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉 Our samburu brothers hii position mmeishikilia vizuri 👌 Blessings to the outgoing ADC Brig. Lekolool 👏👏

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

Traditionally,men married more than one wife as a sign of wealth and for procreation and they hand all their wives and children in one compound. This our generation is confusing clandestine affairs with polygamy. Hiding a sidechik in Roysambu na unaishi utawala isn't polygamy

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2 years

😂😂🔥🔥 Hon. Sarah Lekorere is not one to mince her words. She's wondering what kind of cowards the men in Bunge are when they're actually full men upstairs and downstairs. Wuueeh 🙌🙌

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@STonkei

10 months

Unapata pesa then you decide to move to your dream neighborhood in Karen as you've always fantasized alafu wale wamekua wakiishi Karen for many years wanahamia expansive ranches in Kajiado rearing Ostriches and Giraffes for fun. Aki hii maisha hatuwezi toshana

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2 years

Don't trust someone who calls you cupcake but treats you like Kangumu 😊

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1 year

Admiring this amazing landscape in our beautiful county of Kajiado 😊

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@STonkei

2 years

Hungry dogs aren't loyal, they'll eat with whoever has food. Happy Friday tweeps 🎈❤️

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@STonkei

3 years

The best things are felt with your eyes closed

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@STonkei

2 years

What is stopping you from posting a photo of yourself in your traditional attire on this beautiful Utamaduni day?

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@STonkei

2 years

Iroroki taa ntae kuna toyie oolmolelian enkop oolkaputiei. Translation :Have a beautiful Monday, a lovely week and a blessed new month

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2 years

“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.” — Buddha

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2 years

Greetings from the beautiful county of Kajiado 😊

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3 years

A people without the knowledge of their past, origin and culture is like a tree with no roots

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2 years

Ong'ata Rongai ❤️

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2 years

Grateful for a wonderful presence and thoughtful efforts 🥂

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@STonkei

2 years

If The Grandmulla doesn't want it, I don't think most Kenyans will bother going for it. I mean he's a true symbol of wealth and high status in society

Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC

@ahmednasirlaw

2 years

$8 dollars a month for a blue checkmark is bullshit and will create lords and peasants on the twitter streets. I have no problem losing it and remaining a peasant!

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2 years

When I tell you my village is called Poka Nado Enterit (the land of red soil), you can't make this stuff up. When we start experiencing this strong winds that go for kilometers and could even knock some of us down 🤣, then we know the rains are very near. Naai kitasayia yie🙏🙏

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2 years

If they ever say they're in maasailand for a rally and you don't see this excitement proudly waving rungus then just know the crowd is not maasai All the best @Hon_RMK033

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@STonkei

2 years

"Everything changed when I figured out that big moves only come from lots of small moves. The tension of wanting things to happen overnight fell away. It took the pressure off and let me focus on putting in the daily effort that creates real growth."

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#NewProfilePic

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2 years

What is stopping you from proposing to your girlfriend like this? Congratulations to Steve Ogolla and Cebbie Koks

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3 years

Entasupa lomaasae lang'... Kiyiewuaki ntae mayianat Enkai tenoolong'

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3 years

Pastoralists and their love for livestock

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@STonkei

2 years

Too often in life, people don't appreciate the things they have - the simple things that money cannot buy. They get too caught up looking to tomorrow, the future, that they don't stop to appreciate today, the memories they are currently making. Blessed Sunday tweeps ♥️

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2 years

Friday mood🤩

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@STonkei

2 years

Respond to every text that excites your spirit.

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#NewProfilePic

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@STonkei

2 years

Yani showbiz business is so bad that you have to lie about your health and even lie about going through a near death experience just to get attention on social media.. Wuueeh 🙌 indeed being a socialite requires you to be shameless

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@STonkei

2 years

As Nairobians will be busy looking like tourists in their villages like they've never been there before, sisi tutakua busy na chapati za festivities

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@STonkei

2 years

Types of people on Twitter 1. Political hardliners 2. Open minded and non judgemental 3. Combative and easily triggered 4. Those that don't understand sarcasm or humor in a tweet 5. Easy and fun people 6. Religious 7. motivational speakers Where do you belong?

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@STonkei

2 years

Very happy for our Rugby legend Collins Injera as he's set to be inducted into the Fiji Hall of Fame during the Coral Coast Sevens tournament from 12-14 Jan. Congratulations to a talented sportsman, a patriot and a dedicated family man.

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

6 months

Good evening from this future Cabinet Secretary 😊 Growing in public service one step at a time 🙏

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@STonkei

11 months

Kajiado is Breathtakingly beautiful 😍

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@STonkei

3 years

Eiroroki taa ntae kuna maasae olkejuado☺️ nikiyiewuaki ntae enteipa sidai oo nchereeni 😄

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@STonkei

2 years

Happiness is eating a delicious mango on the roadside and getting the juice all over your hands and face😊

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@STonkei

1 year

Yatapita yakienda wapi?? Buana tulia Yakurambe! Good afternoon from my beautiful home county 😊.

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@STonkei

1 year

I've always imagined Rombo is the other end of the world but after finally getting the chance to visit the place, it's not bad at all. Good afternoon watu wa Rombo 😊

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@STonkei

2 years

Translation-I can see there are flowers all over this town. let it be known that as Maasai women we don't want flowers, don't buy for us flowers because we're not bees. buy for us cows, goats, sheep or a house. For me let the house be accompanied with flowers, chocolate and wine

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@STonkei

2 years

Sometimes we cry, sometimes we laugh, sometimes we're broken sometimes we feel whole, but all the time we love life and we're grateful for all the blessings. 🥂 Here's to beautiful friendships that nourish the soul. Happy Furahiday tweeps.

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@STonkei

2 years

Someone has their beautifully pedicured feet on the dashboard of their man's Range Rover heading to Tsavo and they're tweeting that relationships are trash and then you who's heartbroken actually resonates with the tweet 😂😂 Social media is a scam

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@STonkei

1 year

If you call someone who doesn't have your contacts and they don't pick, the only logical thing is to send a message identifying yourself to them and stating your agenda. Mambo ya nipigie sijui call me and you don't even know who it is muache. Learn basic phone etiquette.

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3 years

Nobody wants to tell you why discipline is so important. Discipline is the strongest form of self love. It is ignoring current pleasures for bigger rewards.

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@STonkei

2 years

Life is truly a journey 👌

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@STonkei

2 years

ego is the enemy of what you want and of what you have: Of mastering a craft. Of real creative insight. Of working well with others. Of building loyalty and support. Of longevity. Of repeating and retaining your success. It repulses advantages and opportunities. Ryan Holiday,

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@STonkei

2 years

Keep Calm and Camp On

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

Chin up and enjoy the holiday season 🥂. We're alive, we're healthy and we have a lot of good things happening in our lives so we have every reason to smile and be grateful.

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@STonkei

2 years

The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care and just be there. These are among the qualities that make women beautiful and a safe space to get love and peace. Happy International Women's Day May our femininity make life Great

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

“Every moment is a new opportunity to create a beautiful memory.”

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@STonkei

2 years

May we have the wisdom to know and choose what and who is good for us, may we invest our time and resources in what is meant to make our lives better. May we have the strength to detach from unhealthy habits and unhealthy connections. May our lives be filled with love and success

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@STonkei

2 years

Good morning from the beautiful county of Kajiado 😊. I know it looks and feels like good afternoon. Have a blessed Sunday y'all.

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@STonkei

1 year

Serikali Leo iko Leshuta in Narok. You have done well daughter of the soil 👏👏👏 @HonTuya #SoipanTuya

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

1 year

It's been a beautiful day with family and friends. I'm grateful to God for another year. I pray for long life, good health, God's favor, success and prosperity ❤️. Thank you tweeps for your birthday wishes, I'm grateful 🙏

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

Beautiful culture. Whatever happened to this tall, slender, lean physique of maa men😍 huku skuizi ni vitambi tu 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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@TheMaasaii

2 years

Emaitaranyaa olntaikaa

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@STonkei

2 years

December is for nchereeni (sherehe) and it's even more beautiful when the celebration is at home, our beautiful poka nado enterit. Thank you @Nsyntei and @OleTiwaine for coming home to celebrate with us

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@STonkei

2 years

😂😂😂 She makes a good point about maasai pet names sounding really sweet, affectionate and deep

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

7 months

It's a beautiful Sunday morning to remind you that the Creator already sees you. There's nothing to prove, Only a life to fully live. Have a blessed Sunday y'all

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@STonkei

2 years

This person paints an interesting view on the issue of alcoholism in central Kenya. I don't know if he's entirely right, but there is a problem that needs to be addressed.

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@STonkei

2 years

When you're showing your friend those things that you want to buy but pesa onge 😂

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@STonkei

2 years

Sunkissed

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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10 months

How we're smiling in the village after waking up at 5am to milk cows 🤣

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@STonkei

2 years

2022 is all about more trips , more pics, more dates, more money, more happiness ❤️

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@STonkei

2 years

Men are good people sana. I was struggling to exit a parking and the lady behind me was busy hooting and throwing hands in agitation, a male driver on the opposite side got out of his car and assisted me calmly till I got out.

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

@lindahoguttu I hope by the time our kids kid to high school some years from now, the system will be digitized for admissions and we'll report with labeled everything, We'll just be directed to the hostel to help them settle in their rooms and we'll be done😊

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2 years

Who else made a resolution to start working out every morning. in 2023..😅 let's meet and laugh at ourselves then encourage each other to start in Feb God willing.

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@STonkei

1 year

I hope my partner is dating me alone because the way I laugh at people's relationships 🙈🙈 Mungu anisamehe

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

2 years

"I am so grateful I got to see today. It isn't a small thing to see a new sunrise To have air dance within you To make it to a sunset and beyond. These are the big things." - Adelle Onyango

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2 years

Good vibes for the weekend 😊

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

3 years

You have to make time for things that make you feel alive

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Sereti Tonkei

@STonkei

1 year

December celebrations have officially kicked off 😊 First one for the season was at Kimuka yesterday. Looking forward to many more for the remaining part of the year. Good morning and have a blessed Sunday y'all 💖.

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@STonkei

2 years

The kind of men every woman deserves 👌 Wale wa Red pill na sijui Simp shenanigans endeleeni kuonea mapenzi Viusasa mkitupigia kelele huku Twitter na matusi😂😂

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@STonkei

2 years

@jkipruto Could be either depending on his character. Some men are well mannered in their unfaithfulness while others are immature, irresponsible, reckless and spiteful.

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