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Diary of a CEO

@STFCCEO

21 days

11.09 - my lazy Sunday is ruined. I’ve been on the phone to James Watts mate who set up the fire sticks in the legends lounge, trying to get a refund on our £50 He has not responded

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24 days

11:25 - Sue’s son has failed his A-levels. I hear her consoling him on the phone. “Remember, it’s who you know not what you know that is important. Look at my boss” I am proud to inspire the younger generation

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21 days

18:00 - I think back to yesterday. An absolute bore kept chewing my ear off. I told him we were signing a striker and a couple of midfielders, to shut him up.

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11 days

09:59 - finish up a morning meeting on transfer targets with Jamie Russell. Its non stop with this guy. The squad already has at least 20 players, and I believe we can only play 11 at any one time. I tell him he is being wasteful

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19 days

13.57 - after much complaining, we are getting round to updating the shop front above the club shop. It is looking much better

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18 days

20.22 - reflecting on another productive day, and the announcement that we may win best ran club at the Fair Game awards. Our commercial manager regularly tells me that we are ran better than most non-league sides, so this success doesn’t come as a surprise

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1 month

13:34 - James Spencer is here. Nobody knows why

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19 days

16.24 - I’m aware of a parody song about me being posted last night The commercial manager has been on the phone all day trying to find the identity of the culprit. I thought to get it removed - he now tells me he’s been trying to book them for next summers concerts

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26 days

19:54 - I don’t really have much to do on matcbdays, so I pitch in and have a go operating the camera

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10 days

15:39 - an enjoyable afternoon with clem. I’m introduced to one woman who turns out to be the disability liaison manager. She has done some fantastic things, but I worry it’s because she’s not busy enough in her day job (whatever that is). I vow to give her more to do

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1 month

08:47 - on my drive into the Eady, I put on the price of football podcast. It goes mostly over my head

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1 month

09:37 - the office has talksport on. Charlie Austin is complaining about lower league club owners. I wonder who he means

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1 month

09:43 - I’ve been at the Eady for nearly an hour, and haven’t seen anybody yet. It is Friday, I say to myself, and presume people are working from home

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1 month

11:37 - we’ve been getting a lot of stick for the ambulance thing. I ask Sue to put out a statement saying we are renaming the county ground after Nigel Eady. People lap that up

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29 days

19:17 - I’m getting that itch again

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27 days

14:23 - it’s a quiet Monday, so I have a stab at creating the matchday poster

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11 days

07:33 - the sun has an extra twinkle this morning. The birds are more melodic. He’s back, Clem is back. For a moment I feel peace

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1 month

08:42 - I arrive at the Eady to find someone has put my Screwfix catalogue in Jelly. I can’t prove it, but I know it was James Watts

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1 month

15:38 - we wrap up our pre match brief ahead of our final home friendly. I tell the guys to pay close attention to the opposition tomorrow. With hard work and perseverance (and some luck) we might one day be as great as Wycombe Wanderers

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1 month

10:46 - why the fuck did no one tell me we had a game today. It’s a Friday, how was I supposed to guess that I get in the van and head north

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1 month

16:04 - Clem comes to say goodbye. He doesn’t acknowledge my wet clothes. I have accidentally left my notebook open on the earlier doodles. I hurry to close it. Clem doesn’t say anything, but I know he saw. On his way out I see him and James Watts shoot finger guns at each other

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1 month

10.27 - I mill around the corridors of the Eady, looking for something to do. James Watts and Sue are talking by the water cooler. They ask if I’m having a ‘Brat Summer’ I’m too embarrassed to admit I don’t know what that means. I say yes. They walk off giggling

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1 month

14:03 - Sue asks me if we have sorted the invoicing yet for the ambulance and Police service. I say no. I ask if we could ask fans who watch casualty to be volunteer first aiders. She says she will see.

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1 month

07:07 - TGIF

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2 months

14:01 - an angry man from Wiltshire police is on the phone. He’s saying an invoice is overdue. I tell him we have not received such invoice After hanging up, I find it buried beneath travel brochures for Karachi and south east Pakistan I pretend I have not seen it

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1 month

17:45 - I make it home. A quick shower and dinner (pot noodle on toast) before settling down to my favourite bit of telly - the one show. Jermaine Jenas is a modern polymath

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1 month

09:06 - I arrive at the county ground. James Watts gives me a noogie. My Hair Gel was wasted

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1 month

21:19 - I check for any Instagram updates from Sue. nothing. Maybe tomorrow. I see James Watts has posted a selfie pretending a traffic cone is his penis. I close my phone, and head to bed

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1 month

10.10 - I’m called into an urgent meeting on the fanzone development, which has been receiving criticism online Being honest, I’d thought I’d been approving a community garden (which the ‘fans own’), but hide my confusion well.

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1 month

16:59 - home time. I successfully navigate the magic roundabout, and do a little fist bump in celebration

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1 month

11:24 - HE’S HERE!! Clem comes in through the double doors. He’s so cool and stylish. He high fives James Watts, I feel a pang of anger. He puts his hand on my shoulder and the anger subsides. Everything is going to be ok.

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1 month

12:23 - I have nearly cleared my inbox. Time for lunch. A Tesco meal deal - Ham Sandwich, Carrots and a bottle of water.

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1 month

08:13 - I get particularly invested in a talksport advert for Screwfix. I miss my exit and end up in Chippenham

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