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Wad (chicken chef) 🍥

@SPlNANCH

2 years

First thing I cooked on my grill after I put it together

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2 years

what performance do you feel like is a PERFECT performance?

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3 years

Not everything is an ~outfit~ sometimes you just wear clothes

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what about this do you not understand

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1 year

There are dozens of this guy in Revere, MA

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1 year

Discovered the coolest guy in the world lives in Napoli. All he does is eat pizza, smoke cigarettes and sit on the beach all day.

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3 years

American guys who watch soccer be tweeting “that was a quality strike” to no one at 8:23 AM

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Wanted by cool babes

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North Texas man is wanted after driving motorcycle from Colorado Springs to Denver in 20 minutes

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3 years

America is starting to believe in Khris Middleton the way that Celtics fans always have

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1 year

Throw in a switchable big and that’s a hell of a starting five

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We are so fucking back

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3 years

Imagine being 7 feet tall and 87 years old and saying “get in the car we’re going to California” 🐐🐐

TheBillRussell

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3 years

Heading back home to the west coast. Coast to coast #roadtrip ⁦ @NBA ⁩ ⁦ @celtics ⁩

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@ThreatNotation You move it closer to the listener

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1 year

Back in his day it was called DNP—Coach’s Decision

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“This new generation of players I think is becoming too soft. Back in the day, we’d never heard of load management.” - Enes Freedom (Via @foxnews )

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3 years

Chad Stevens

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2 years

The Celtics had an enormous incentive to make this disappear, and it really seems like they chose to do the right thing *because* it was the right thing

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3 years

Rob Pelinka is like if you took Rob Lowe and then just completely maxed out the Rob Lowe slider

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3 years

John Adams didn’t want it enough

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2 years

@maxisnicee There is a deep sadness that I feel in this video

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@FCHWPO If you disagree with that group feel free to say so

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@maineredclaws Are you considering making a cash offer to the owner of this account

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1 year

Ja and Giannis both saw a guy standing in front of them and chose to jump. The core of the charge rule is that you have the right to occupy the space you’re standing in. If you try to jump over a gigantic man with no plan on how to land that’s your fucking problem

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@KendrickPerkins oh wow great job perk you did great thanks so much

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3 years

@theneedledrop Comthony Fanifesto

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4 years

people understand this, right? it's honestly not even that close

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2 years

It’s somehow under-appreciated that we’re so good in large part because of the ridiculous workload that Jayson can handle on offense and defense

HOOPS EMPIRE

@HoopsEmpire_

2 years

Jayson Tatum has guarded 168 possessions in this Nets series, and held opponents to 16 points on 8/25 shooting, with 10 forced TOVs and 3 blocks (2 specifically on KD). He is also averaging 25/5/9 while shooting 100% in the clutch, and the Celtics have taken a 2-0 lead.

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4 months

This image really is my legacy except no one remembers it was me

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2 years

Chris Collinsworth on the call tn

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3 years

@smart_MS3 “Strength hides weaknesses” that’s so alpha

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4 years

About to try to explain to tinder girl about Jaylen brown wish me luck

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Suns vs Bucks? More like Buns vs Sucks

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4 years

Gordon Hayward has agreed to a sign and trade deal with Boston, that will send him to Indiana in exchange for Myles Turner and the girl reading this

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@JaMorant Go Celtics baby

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“I think sometime in the next 12-18 months we’re really going to start to hear conversations” I love journalism so much

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@TheDunkCentral

3 years

“I think this is definitely the beginning of the end for the Jayson Tatum-Jaylen Brown pairing…I think sometime in the next 12-18 months we’re really going start to hear conversations about the future of Boston with Jaylen Brown heading out the door.” - @JakeLFischer

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I’m always wishing downtown Boston had a six lane highway filled with tiny go kart sized automobiles

Bostonians Against Mayor Wu

@AntiWuCoalition

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Left: woke version of Boston that we currently have due to our racist mayor trying to ruin it for blue collar folks that drive, note the 0 bicycles. Right: A city that has their people flowing and easily able to move. We should aim for this. #bospoli #mapoli #TaxTheCyclists

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Bernie flashing some leather

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Happy Birthday Bernie!! Best husband, father and grandfather over all these years!

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I GOT A PROMOTION AND A BIIIIIIIIIIIG PAY RAISE OOOOOOH I NEEDED A W

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This was an all timer

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@Lakers Are you fucking kidding

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4 years

@SuspendedTommy @b________easy chris wallace is ernie johnson it all checks out

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2 years

I want it to be crystal clear that we lose that series without Derrick White

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Steve Javie just admitting that they don’t officiate honestly if someone already has a tech lmao

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4 years

I heard Daniel Theis fouls out of Space Jam 2

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3 years

Things are bad but at least Enes Kanter hasn’t legally changed his name to “Enes Kanter Freedom”

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2 years

Tatum isn’t supposed to know how to shoot a basketball this early in the season, whole league might be cooked

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2 years

Bro I’m having the time of my life

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2 years

Sharing a beer with Abby chin

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Made up guy alert

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1 year

The Boston Celtics have met with Dalano Banton, per @Barlowe500

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1 year

I thought he was talking about the western conference

ZUBY:

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1 year

I think a lot of stuff going on in the West is demonic. I don't just mean that metaphorically but literally. Like, I genuinely think people are being influenced by Satan and possessed by evil spirits that we can't totally comprehend.

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I’m gonna cry

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@AdamMKaufman Ok Adam, big words from a man whose profession is merely to Say, and nothing else

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Brad Stevens getting a desk job was like Obiwan becoming one with the force, “strike my down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”

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Rays fans arguing Rays fans buying ground rules tickets to stop their franchise from being moved

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There is simply nothing better than having Al Horford on your team, can’t relate with any franchise located in Pennsylvania that would fuck that up

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4 years

Read this and read it again. The NBA has managed to warp definitions such that they don’t consider that players come into close contact on the court. This is ridiculous and embarrassing

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1 year

Ime Udoka should have kept his penis and testicles inside of his trousers at work

Unicorn SZN ☘️

@unicorn_szn

1 year

We should have suspended--not fired--Ime Udoka.

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@NBABabySecret I gazed into the abyss and the abyss said go c’s baby

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4 years

@Larus_Argentus @hilaryagro @JMichaelWaller He despised slavery, opposing slavery was one of the central tenets of his argument, what the fuck are you actually talking about

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8 months

Sports writing used to be an art now we have guys like Chris mannix who can barely tie their own shoes

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Now, that's a quote.

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@WNYC First time listening to music?

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Boston

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2 years

Where does the Boston accent come from?

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3 years

Big Papi literally just loves the Red Sox so much, like this is his whole entire deal, to his core

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3 years

Experiencing mental images once again

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4 years

Imagine if all the players on both teams were Kelly Olynyk. The only thing that would determine the outcome of the series would be coaching. What an intense psychological battle

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2 years

Friends it is my birthday

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2 years

The game’s the game but Jaylen’s tweet was not like directed at anyone lol

Draymond Green

@Money23Green

2 years

The Energy Shifted 4X

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Tatum is fucking Michael Jordan

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Mick Fleetwood should’ve hooped instead of trying to f*** his bandmates, he tall as hell

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Enes Kanter has finally entered the “finding out” stage of fucking around—and not a moment to soon

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@henkel_donovan @FCHWPO You underestimate the power of your agent telling you you gotta do damage control

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@sfc_opinions Fellas is it racist to be cold

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@celticsforum @EnesFreedom I know many people will attempt the ratio here but I’m trusting my many beloved friends to make this the one that hits

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2 years

When You Think I Don’t See You, That’s When I See You The Most

Jay King

@ByJayKing

2 years

Marcus Smart said he tells teammates just to cut when he has the ball: “When you think I don’t see you, that’s when I see you the most.”

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4 years

This was my fucking outfield

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2 years

Still can’t believe the Celtics lost the 2020 ECF tbh. That team wasn’t near as good as this team but goddamit if I didn’t think they were better than the heat

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3 years

Floating a starting lineup: 1. Marcus Smart 2. Tristan Thompson 3. Rob Williams 4. Al Horford 5. Moses Brown

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3 years

Hickory and cherrywood smoked chicken. Friends I am absolutely beaming

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Just shelled out for my dream guitar. Big time Wad moment

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@theneedledrop My standards, again

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I thought it looked like a torn medial retinaculum allowing dislocation of the posterior tibialis tendon, but I didn’t wanna say it :/

Chris Forsberg

@ChrisForsberg_

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Porzingis update from celtics.

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Your pronouns are Un/Employed

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2 years

The Celtics are going to win the championship! The Bruins are going to win the championship! The Red Sox The Patriots are going to fire their offensive coordinator!

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2 years

Believe it or not ALL NBA players start out as children

Prez💊 ‘

@PresidentEmbiid

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These are the 4 dudes running the NBA right now. Just know anything is possible

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Sharing a beer with Abby chin

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Scal just said “interpreted,” a normal English word, then stopped and corrected himself with “interpretated”

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Celtics have won 8 straight? 12 of 14? What the fuck are you weirdos crying about all the time you’re scaring me??????????????

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1 year

Now that this series is finally over I want to say one more time that I hate the sixers, I hate the way they play basketball, and you do not gotta hand it to them

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Sixers are such a fucking rat fuck team

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"Tatum doesn't make his teammates better" What the fuck is he supposed to do, turn Tremont Waters into an all star? We have like half an NBA roster

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Maybe this has been obvious for a long time, but having grown up with Paul Pierce it’s pretty crazy realizing that Tatum is for sure better

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@AndrewMarchand Do A Rod next

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@IsaiahLCarter This idea of leftists who are critical Obama and not Bush is your own invention man, don’t get too far lost in the tangles of your own psyche. This is massively fucking delusional

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Sad news, the chicken chef got dumped. I loved her a whole lot. You win some you lose some I guess Anyway don’t get at me yet because I am NOT READY but just something to keep in mind for the future

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2 years

God this shit fucking sucks , fuck all of you people

Jacob Calvin Meyer

@jcalvinmeyer

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A new SuperBook Sports advertisement above the scoreboard with the slogan: “Good teams win, great teams cover.”

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@AdamHimmelsbach @twitchstevenson Uhhhhhh not liking the way that landing looked

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2 years

This is the basketball nirvana we earned by suffering 14 games of the hideous and wretched bucks and heat, who so desperately pervert this beautiful game in their own way

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I just know he sleeps with his eyes open

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WAD ON TV WAD ON TV

{beef} ☘️

@roastbeefchief0

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@Wad_ChickenChef @JackBeTweeting Did you see it

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3 years

Going back in time to tell Celtics fans that Jeff Teague will be playing first half minutes in the NBA finals this year, and providing no further detail

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@GrippingFood Damn that’s a lot of force

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3 years

HOLY SHIT AT LONG LAST A NEW ORANGE LINE TRAIN THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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