**NSFW** Furry, Gay 18+ Content, and occasionally aquariums.
I'm 'Splash', a PNW Orca lovingly wrapped in the tail of
@xbluedudex
*splash splash* Bwee!
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## Booting kernel from Legacy Image
Image Name: Biker.exe
Image Type: OSBwee Kernel Image
Data Size: 6900000420 Bytes
Verifying Checksum ... OK
Do not unplug the Bwee while the update installs
Now Installing, Please Smoke...
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Artist Found, Setting to
@SilverDragon94
Trust me, you want to take this trade offer
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@UncleAleix
says these things and I just blank out for some reason and wake up to a meme in front of me.
So weird.
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...huh... wazzat... OH.... oooohhhhhhhhhhh......
Big thank you to
@KennyNaga
for this FANTASTICALLY KILLER animated icon!
Splash looks SO GOOD getting tranced out like this!
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IT'S FINALLY SKUNKTEMBER, Y'ALL! WOOOOO!
LET'S PARTY!
Featuring (Right to Left):
-
@xbluedudex
being awesome
-Artist
@EZDBud
throwin the bweest party of the year
-And a totally normal looking Splash wearing a perfectly sized Skunk Surfeit tank-top designed by
@FrostyPuppers
!
Hypnosis game-show where contestants try to complete a series of basic tasks while continuously trying to resist the hypno-visor
If you drop, you lose out on the cash prize, but you get to be a drone, so you still technically win.
"Commissions Closed"
Splash is getting sick and tired of seeing that message. Homebwee finally snapped and took matters into his own hands, through sexy and aggressive hypnosis!
DRAW BWEE!!! BWEEHEEHEE~
Art by
@BufffBuck
(thank you for bringing this silly idea to life!)
Welcome to BweeWorld! The hottest and wettest theme park around! We got roller coasters, thrill rides, even a world-renowed human show! Certainly nothing that'll bweewash you into employment.
Speaking of your new job, check out our employee badges!
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Art by:
@duatdoesit
If you're brainwashed and you know it, drool a lot
If you're brainwashed and you know it, spiral eyes
If you're brainwashed and you know it and you can't help how you show it
If you're brainwashed and you know it, stay asleep
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OwO What's this!? Splash has turned into a Lycanroc!? Who could've done such a horny thing to Splash!? Certainly couldn't have been a hypnohorny skunk-dad looking to expand his pokemon collection!
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Art by the ever-talented
@BullGatorAD
New Canon:
This is now Splash's evil robotic drift-racing clone named: 'Slide'TheOrca.
Created for the sole purpose of showing that drift-racing is superior to Splash's grip-racing.
Both of them race FOwOrris, Splash in the Testarossa, and Slide in the 458 Speciale
Yep
See! Sometimes Splash just wanna be puppy! Realized I never officially posted this to my TL so HERE YA GO
Art by the ever-lovely
@BlizzHusky15
BWEE!
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"OH NO, SPLASH! WRONG LEVER SPLASH! THAT'S HOW YOU TURN US INTO... *poof* ...marketable plushies."
Now available at your local BweeMart!
Featuring: Splash,
@xbluedudex
, and
@UncleAleix
Adorable Art by:
@Frymof
SPLASH, NO!
PUT IT DOWN!!
PUT IT DOWN NOW!!!
GIVE ME THE POTION!
I SAID GIVE IT!!
BAD ORCA!
NO TREAT FOR YOU!
Splash is such an idiot. It was bubbling so he probably thought it was a new flavor of Mountain Dew or something. The crossbones make it extreme!
Art by:
@NoobtheLoser
The hypnotist swings his pocket watch, relaxing you into a wonderful sleepy bliss. His voice is tender, sinking you into sleep as your eyes shut.
You blink, seeing a mountainous, forested region. The gentleman beside you looks at you: "Hey, you. Youβre finally awake."
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I'm honestly surprised there isn't more bee-theme'd hypnohorny out there
Hivemind!
WORKER AND DRONES BEES!!
SERVE A SINGLE LEADER!!!
POLLEN-BASED TF!!!!
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IT'S HERE IT'S HERE IT'S HERE
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS THE COOLEST HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
SPLASH POP!
SPLASH POP!!
SPLASH POP!!!
Made by the wonderfully talented:
@TheDoodlebear
Mood: Hitch-hiking with a trucker who zonks you with a combo of highway-hypno, pocket watches, smooth talkin, and some pleasure play; next thing you know you're outfit as a dog who blissfully spends its days riding along with its Master
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YEAH, I'M *STILL* ON THIS ONE.
It's international "Pet an orca and call them a good bwee day" today!
Make sure you do your part and let your favorite orcas know how good they are! Celebration is mandatory according to nautical law!
Coming soon to a theater near you!
@UncleAleix
is a bad influence and had this brilliant idea, with special guest hero hunting extraordinaire
@baogacc
!
Thinking about trying my hand at turning hypnohorny stories into audiobooks.
Would anybody listen? Would anybody have a story of theirs they'd want to hear me give a go at?
It was time to give Splash an updated ref sheet and HECK BAO DELIVERED! PAWS, CLAWS, AND RAINBOWS OH MY! Splash is now living his bweest life!
Why the rainbows? When you're black/grey all your life there's a point where you need color!
BWEE!
Art by:
@baogacc
(THANK YOU!)
Splash is gonna give you a huge hug and softly bwee in your ear as you have a nice nap in his arms~
He'll have pancakes ready when you wake~
Comfort Hypnosis!
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Aw heck yeah, Splash is totally pumped after he shredded a sick curl! Proving once and for all that he can dominate a wave just as well as he can dominate your mind!
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Art by:
@ThePandobo
What's in an OrcaDrone helmet?
Is there a spiral?
Does it have a dildo for you to suck?
Audio subliminals?
Arousing Pheromones?
Put one on and find out
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Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your overlord
No way, obey
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, submit
You could be an OrcaDrone!
Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you'll serve Bwee
Drop Down, Obey
Yes, that is a spiral
Sink now, Submit
You want to be my OrcaDrone
Mood: Spiral-eyes on dudes just doing casually relaxing activities
Hunk leaning back smoking a cigar? SPIRAL-EYES!
Plopping on the couch after a long day? SPIRAL-EYES!
Getting rammed in the ass? SPIRAL-EYES!
Casual midnight drive? SPIRAL-EYES!
If you hold a conch to your ear you can hear the sound of the ocean... getting louder and louder as the goo-parasite inside latches to your ear canal and takes host in your mind, connecting you to the pod.
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Splash sneaks up behind you, clapping his hands quickly over your ears. Before you know it the goo parasite has wormed its way to your brain, wrapping around and taking host. With your eyes dull, mouth drooling, He walks to your ear and whispers: "You love&respect yourself"
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Splash goes in to give you a big orca hug, bringing you in a tight warm embrace. But as you melt in his arms, he slowly melts for real around you, eventually covering your body as he adjusts into his new vessel.
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This year, celebrate your independence with mindless servitude!
...it'll make sense after the fireworks show. Just watch the pretty lights dance to the music
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Brainwashed soldiers, formed up for inspection; standing legs together, back straight, in a salute as they wait for their squad leader to inspect their 'goods'
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I love the idea of a dude tranced to be unaware of something, like being at a gay club with friends while they have no idea their rock hard cock is just hanging out their pants, oblivious to their friends constantly edging them to max hardness
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