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@SIRGAWAlN
optimus faggatron
2 months
is that rachel sennott lezzing out on the left
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4 years
This Article
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1 year
she’s so funny and girls should be allowed to lie!
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2 years
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3 years
me when i see the ugliest most heinous looking man
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3 years
WHOA
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2 years
the sexiness gap between pre and post twd is so stark some men were built to only be in their 40s for their entire lives
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the many faces of andrew lincoln.
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3 years
i’m about to do something that will get me on the national news
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2 years
this is so 😭
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optimus faggatron
2 years
you mean DNA?
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2 years
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same" #HouseOfTheDragon
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3 years
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2 years
i’ve always liked him cause he has the forlorn eyes of an orphaned baby deer and he is 5’8
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4 years
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1 year
he is kissing like he’s the girl.. NEED
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3 years
i’m obsessed with his delivery like… he’s not giving anything just pretty
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3 years
the next it girl simone ashley
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3 years
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2 years
till the room is officially declared a biohazard zone
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optimus faggatron
4 years
@homosexualcrime he’s serving
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4 years
i only want one thing from men
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optimus faggatron
2 years
they knew exactly what they were doing casting him to play a knight
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2 years
i will not be watching morbius but slayyy
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2 years
flirting vs harassment
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4 years
i think about her
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3 years
i look like this
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6 months
crying at this gif like her mask of sanity is slipping
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3 years
how to properly address gay people
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3 years
the offical A24 account relying on horniness to promote the green knight
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2 years
i may have a type
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3 years
@sutorachi naur i love him little gay boy
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3 years
literally anything matt berry does as laszlo cravensworth
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2 years
sigh…
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3 years
his little queer-coded villain moment
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3 years
okay guys stop being mean to him. evan if you’re reading this i enjoy your subtle approach to acting and i’d love to hangout sometime
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optimus faggatron
3 years
i hope you blue-haired liberals are happy
the anti slutification of doctor octopus
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5 months
omg he booped her nose at the beginning pookiebears
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3 years
me watching bruce wayne wince at sunlight, mumble, write in his little diary, parade around gotham in his platform boots with the spurs
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3 years
#laszlo : they hate me for being a slut tbh and also maybe all the murder and feasting on human blood too but that seems unlikely
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5 months
the best anyone has ever looked
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3 years
gay fashion spectrum
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3 years
i desire him. carnally
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4 years
sigh
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2 years
he needs me he needs me
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3 years
she’s perfect
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3 years
australians really do pronounce dune like june it’s sickening
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2 years
i wanted hugh grant’s nasty lowdown ass in that movie so so bad
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3 years
he just walks around like this?
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10 months
i cried for him … driving recklessly and poorly singing along to taylor swift … i shed a tear for him then
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4 years
alright dev patel hive what’s my sentence for those first 2 seconds
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3 years
she’s always making him look insane and unwell 😭😭😭
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2 years
nobody is immune to the compulsion to hold dev patel’s face
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3 years
they should frame this picture up in a museum somewhere.
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4 years
the reason i like that man is because he’s really pathetic
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lukas
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excuse me
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3 years
crying shaking throwing up
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2 years
crying because you can tell how much he enjoys the show but his ass didn’t get any of these correct 😭
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he’s the next it girl of succtwt
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2 years
@IoserpiIIed he entered his prime right about the same time he should also start actively worrying about his cardiovascular health 💔
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2 years
no feminism remaining in my body after watching colin farrell play a sexy misogynist vampire
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optimus faggatron
2 years
you can’t even make fun of people who actively ship incest anymore… society…
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oh is there incest on the incest show? is it too scandalous for you? are you ok? would you like to lie down on the fainting couch?
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3 years
andrew wanted to jump dev’s bones so bad
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3 years
THERE IS CUM IN THE GREEN KNIGHT?
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3 years
just a little guy
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4 years
dev nation you up?
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4 years
timothy olyphant filmography concepts
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4 years
@JohnBoyega john do a movie with dev please <3
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4 years
nightmare blunt rotation
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2 years
@dunwaIl why do you as a man have the gentle eyes of a skittish forest grazing deer 🤔
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babygirl 🫶🏾
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3 years
what the hell
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the beard the longer hair and the world weariness
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i believe her!
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3 years
for the oscar isaac enjoyers
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this can’t be real
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@bigfatmoosepssy like you cannot be over 25 with a name like timmy
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3 years
he’s supporting the weight of two grown men......................................
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3 years
yea that’s my card can we fuck now?
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optimus faggatron
3 years
i would have the exact same reaction if i saw dev patel
@kylebuchanan
Kyle Buchanan
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When THE GREEN KNIGHT director David Lowery met Dev Patel, Lowery was so taken with him that he immediately drew a picture of the actor on horseback. Dev showed it to me during one of our Zooms.
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@probablypersian i could have fixed him i think
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2 years
it’s always ‘alien vs predator’ and never ‘i wonder if alien and predator are taking the necessary steps to lead an emotionally fulfilling lifestyle’
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“if you read the books…” “alicunt…” “wait till you see how criston cole turns out”
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2 years
obsessed with how miserable he is all the time my little pookie with his permanent scowl
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whoever designed the costumes on wwdits need their ass ate
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4 years
oscar: *in emotional turmoil after signing away one million dollars* pedro: SMACK CAM
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2 years
entered a fugue state and woke up to this in my camera roll where do we go from here
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4 years
nicole kidman gets it
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daemon having so much vitriol for his sexy wife who rode up on horseback clad in armour armed with a bow and arrow and running after little girls instead … lowdown reprehensible man
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3 years
…when is it my turn to cradle oscar isaac’s face between my palms…
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i believe in david castañeda supremacy
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real men keep their mouths shut and let emma stone charm her way through interviews
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the making of crimson peak
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i have to eat him
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hbo execs standing off camera with a loaded gun
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harvey and his little guys
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