Anyone making jokes about potentially being pregnant or not on April fools are the lowest of the low.
Many men & women struggle to conceive. Have lost babies. Babies born sleeping. Nothing funny about it.
Have a word with yourself, Astrid.
Insensitive AF.
I don’t care what race you are, what your sexuality is, what you identify as, what political views you may have, what you eat and don’t eat, if you’re fat or skinny, in a nutshell, if you respect me, I respect you, you want a friend? Here I am. I’ll love & support you always 💕☺️
Shoutout to all the REAL MEN on my timeline currently who are just as furious as the women are about
@ManUtd
statement on mason greenwood.
Green flag, green flag, green flag!
There’s still decent men out there.
I see you 👀💚
Special announcement 💙🥺
Our sweet Baby A has arrived into the world this afternoon at 14:04pm, 16/01/2023, 8lb 1oz.
22 hours of labour later. I did that!
I won’t be sharing his name or pictures on here, but we are bursting with love. 🥰
Look at this monstrosity 😂 so much gas and air & morphine & tears! The doctors & nurses at QA hospital are earth angels, I’m still in a lot of pain, a bit of cartilage was stopping my leg for straightening out & my knee popped back into place… Friday fun day ✨🎉😂
Today at work, I received my new contract/new hours starting January, imagine being paid for a job you absolutely adore doing, I can’t get my head around it - this is my life 🥺💗✨
Since I joined twitter 2yrs ago, I’ve always had NO DMs in my bio.
I’ve turned them off for a reason.
As soon as I follow you, you don’t need to jump in them.
It makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Unless we interact daily or have some sort of friendship.
Please stop it. 😩
Who needs enemies when you have friends who can disregard a friendship like it’s nothing.
You don’t get second chances with me, once you’re out, you’re out. Once you go. Stay gone. I hope life treats you well but your part in my story has ended ✌🏼💗
Good morning!
It’s my “balloon day” 🎈🎉
Nothing exciting planned, I wanted it very low key this year as we’ve got our little baby. So, family meal later on & pretty chilled day ahead.
Have a great day all, remember - you’re only as old as you feel 😂❤️🥂
I took a detour to work this morning, stood there for ages watching the sun come up, in my own thoughts, it’s so peaceful, the beach is my happy place & I am so lucky I have this on my door step…
Good morning Twitter 💗✨
Father’s days a weird one for me.
It’s crazy to think, there’s a man out there, who knows I exist but never met/wanted me.
I have 4 siblings who don’t even know I’m alive.
Tony, I hope you’re doing okay.
As a daughter I forgive you.
As a parent I could never understand.
I don’t care what anyone says about Twitter, I’ve never known love like love from strangers on here, I’ve got the best & sweetest followers, some that I class as friends.
It’s connected to me some genuine kind people on here, the support is unmatched!
Thank you everyone 🥺💗
Receiving an email of my new contract for my new permanent job starting in September - my new salary had me like 🤯😱👀
I’m so excited to start over, in a new school with new opportunities. I could cry with happiness 👩🏼🏫😭💗
Good morning 🌻💛
This picture came up on my memories from 3 years ago & it brightened my morning, hoping it brings some happiness/positivity to your timeline.
The sun is shining today & may long it continue & give us the summer we deserve!
Have a great day all 💛
I don’t have the energy to argue with every troll coming at me about mason greenwood.
In a nutshell, I can see who was raised properly & those who lack respect for women and who were evidently dragged up.
You have your opinion, I have mine.
Please join the block list.🖕🏼
I told my husband I’m getting him a pebble as it’s what penguins do for their life partner & he told me he still has his protection stone I gave him 8 years ago in his body armour when he deploys…
I honestly can’t cope with how sweet that is!
Happy Tuesday everyone 🥺💗🐧
First alcoholic beverage poured.
Thank you for all my birthday messages already, I promise I’ll get to every single one of you.
I have no idea what my girls have planned it’s a secret. I was told a time, location & wear a dress & heels 🫢😂
Drunk SH pending! 🎉💗
#SH30th
Good morning all,
I’m not one to ask this & to you I’m just a stranger on the internet but if you could, today I’m asking for good luck, positive thoughts & vibes for my family today.
Keep us in your thoughts. It would mean a lot.
Thank you for your kindness, as always 🤍💫
I’m just going to tell you “men” that when us women go through your twitter to see if your worthy of a follow back,
seeing porn & breasts etc & vulgar comments, It makes us want to vomit.
We won’t follow you back, we all had a meeting & all in agreement. Thank you ✌🏼
Good morning!
Been off here for a week, lots of new followers but of course they’re all bots & p*rn accounts 🙃 where are all the actual humans? If you like the odd bit of sarcasm & some positivity to your day then give me a follow & I’ll follow back!
Have a great Tuesday ❤️
4 years ago I got the call that my best friend, Kirstie, had died. She was diagnosed with bowel cancer 7 short weeks before & losing her suddenly is something none of us will ever get over. 26 years old, married with 2 young children.
I miss you & I love you 💜🕊️
21.11.18
I dreamt that my best friend who passed away almost 3 years ago, visited me last night. I know many don’t believe in things like this but it was the lift I needed. She’s only visited 7x since passing. I know she’s telling me to keep pushing through!
Have a great day all 🕊💜
8 yrs ago I walked down the aisle and married the love of my love. For the first time of my life, I wasn’t worried or scared not even nervous. That’s how I knew I chose right & I’ve kept on choosing you ever since. It’s not easy but with you it is. Happy anniversary Mr H ❤️🫶🏻
I got 3 certificates for my coursework today, 10am-6pm sat in front of a laptop, 70% pass rate, I got 100! So I’m happy with that! More tomorrow 🤓📚
I hope you’ve all had a great Saturday! Im going to get into bed & relax, I’m super proud of myself but I am exhausted ✨🎉💗
Happy Wedding Anniversary to my wonderful husband.
May we continue to laugh everyday, flirt continuously, support one another in times when life is difficult, to always show our three beautiful children that true love exists.
I love you to the moon & back ♾️❤️
Overwhelmed with love. I thought my mum was taking me out for lunch & instead my best friends & husband had arranged a surprise baby shower for me.
I can’t stop crying happy tears! What an unforgettable afternoon 😭💙🤰🏼
Nervous.
I’m taking my year 4 class for the first time today as the class teacher is poorly. I’ve done this many times when I worked in infants but I always had side kick for support. Today I’m solo winging it! Wish me luck.
Have a great Tuesday all ❤️
Came into work with 30 banners & balloons decorating the classroom. Gifted with presents from my Year R team which made me cry & then I was called up in assembly in front of the whole school where I was sang to & gifted more things from the whole school.
So blessed 😭💗🎉
Morning all!
I’m going to meet my new class at my new school this morning & nerves are kicking in. I feel sick.
Lots of “can I do this?” “Will the children like me?” “Will I make new friends with the staff? Will they like me?” - please wish me luck!
Have a great Tuesday 💗🤞🏼
Some people don’t come into your life to love you, they come into your life to use you. They don’t bring to your life, they take from it. That’s why they never show up for you no matter how many times you showed for them. Stop breaking your back for people who ain’t got yours 🖕🏼
It’s officially moving day & what better way to do it then next to no sleep & with a storm to add to the mix.
Please send good wishes & prayers.
I’m driving two and bit hours, 3 children. Torrential rain & strong winds.
I love that for me 😂
🏡❤️😬🔐
I was told yesterday that I go on too much about my family, my job etc by another follower.
As it states in my bio - I’m a mum, wife, TA, if you don’t like the upbeat posts please unfollow. I’m not here to please people. I tweet for me✌🏼
P.s 10 more working days 😂
#StayBitter
After 3 weeks suffering with a chest infection & coughing up blood last night, the doctors have finally found it in their hearts to give me some antibiotics.
How kind of them! 🙃😂👏🏼
Hello strangers,
How are you all? I’ve been off this account for a few weeks. Distancing myself from majority of social media/people & focusing on my health/pregnancy 👶🏼💙
Only 25 working days till I go on maternity leave/Christmas leave - I cannot wait! 🎄🎉
Morning all,
I don’t know where to begin but thank you for all the birthday love yesterday, I felt on top of the world. I am ridiculously happy & stupidly hungover.
It legit was the best birthday. Here’s to being 30 & growing old disgracefully & being fabulous.
Love you all 💗
I went through my other socials today & my phone contact list & deleted/blocked 100s of people, Old associates, old work colleagues & even Family members I no longer speak to, People who sit on my social media and never interact etc & I feel liberated today.
Who’s next? 😂🫶🏻
Well today is the day!!
Maternity leave & Christmas break as of 1:30pm 🎉
I genuinely didn’t think I was going to get through the term with all the complications with baby but proved even myself wrong.
Maybe I’ll start listening & rest from now 🙃😂
Have a great day all ❤️
I’ve loved being on twitter this week. Interacting more & it’s more positive.
Just a little thank you for bringing me a little bit of happiness each day lately!
It’s not gone unnoticed & I really appreciate it 💛
Received an email to tell me I have passed my course! So so happy! More qualified & more pennies!!!
It’s been a long year of tears, tantrums & now triumphs! But it’s done! Celebrations all round 😭🎉👩🏼🏫❤️
Good morning all - Except those who block and unfollow you because they clearly haven’t read my bio. Some of you come across entitled & it shows.
Anyways, I’m a little grumpy today. Approach with caution or hand me a red bull.
I’ll be fine by lunchtime I’m sure.
😂❤️🫶🏻
What a man! His big win is a win for all those men who are or have suffered at the hands of their partners. Men can be victims too! Let’s not stop here, lets show the men there is a light at the end of the tunnel!
#JohnnyDepp
#JusticeForJohhnyDepp
👏🏼
Get a notification from my bank saying £1.99 has left my account. I look it’s from Amazon? Confused… I check my emails, my 5 year old has decided to purchase
“the extreme farts extension pack” for his Alexa…
Note to self turn off voice purchasing
😂😳🤦🏼♀️
“Please can we normalise being active on social media yet not responding to messages/calls immediately.
I don’t hate you and I DO want to talk to you, I just sometimes don’t have the mental energy or in the right mindset to have a proper conversation right now.” 🫶🏻
My boss just sent me an email thanking me for my flexibility, perseverance & understanding after the most manic week yet and i am sat all emotional reading it over and over.
It’s the little things that mean the most, my heart wants to burst 😭💗
Good morning all, how are we?
I get to spend some time with my mum today which we haven’t done in a long time due to both working & life in general.
Should be a lovely Sunday ahead. ❤️
Enjoy the day all ☀️