James Hagens
@PeakyGrinderSHL
How many gold medals you have now?
U18 5 nations🥇
U18 hlinka 🏅
U17 5 nations 🏅
U17 hlinka 🏅
U17 worlds 🏅
Still 0 SHL championships…just saying
Hardest ship to win! The Marc Sambach Cup
Suffolk PD was called down to Superior tonight for child abuse.
14-3 win by the
@SuperiorRebels
Kings Park Nursing Home still has vacancies if anyone is looking
The Rebels - 🚨2021 SHL Champions return with a star studded line up. The team of new dads and dad bods are back. 7x SHL champions. “This is still our league. Kids come and go. But the vets always remain on top” - SHL Commish Tony Colombo
The League would like to apologize to it fans. We are unsure how the oldest, slowest and heaviest team in the league is sitting atop at 4-0. We thought the younger, faster and Stronger teams were better. Apparently the junior and college hockey game is not the SHL.
The Marquee Matchup of The Season Tonight 9:45pm at the Palace
The undefeated
@SuperiorBandits
vs 2nd place
@SuperiorRebels
This is a long storied rivalry with lots of on and off ice antics between these 2 squads.
SHL Finals 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Game 1 9:45pm. @ The Palace
#1
seed
@SuperiorBandits
vs
#2
seed
@SuperiorRebels
This rivalry goes back 8 years.
Series record is in favor of the Rebels 12-10 but the bandits have won the last 5 in a row.
After another disappointing loss the
@MavericksShl
are rumored to bring Danny Marshall, Ed Galiani, and Jimmy Wright to help bring PAL juniors to the winning side.
@Mikeymarcou22
and
@frank_dichiara
on the hot seat
SHL>USPHL
Rumors of an
@E_Burgy
sighting. Running thru the streets of Huntington to get into shape and defend his championship.
#roundisashape
@SuperiorRebels
haven’t seen or heard from him since the Parade down Indian Head last season.
Huge SHL match up tonight.
Battle of NY at the Palace
Tonight 9pm
FDNY vs NYPD
More fans at Superior Kings Park than Amelia Arena in Tampa Bay tonight
@SCPDHq
will be patrolling heavily tonight
SHL Rumors
@SuperiorRebels
shopping Dichara after no goals in 4 games since returned from the coast
@MavericksShl
looking to move the Bernardos for jerseys
@HeartbreaKidSHL
Slevin….obviously always on the market. The guy has every tracksuit on the east coast
The Heartbreak Kids are back for another season
@HeartbreaKidSHL
Coach Garro will most definitely be recruiting and calling guys non stop in the SHL for them to play their Covid year
@SBUHockey
#slevs
The boys are looking for a revenge tour from their disappointing finals performance. However, it seems like the LoveBug Variant has placed many of the Bandits on the Whipped List. GM Maz called a players only meeting at Roches new apartment…no one showed up.
@SuperiorBandits
SHL Veteran Club
@SuperiorBandits
absolutely abuse the rookie org
@WhiskeyDekesSHL
tonight by a score of 10-5.
Good news for the Dekes….We have a B league for you guys just in case.
Rumors swirling at Bandits HQ
@SuperiorBandits
Trademark infringement
Bandits moving to MHL C league ?
Bandits going to Orlando full time ?
Bandits fold?
SHL Season Opener
@HeatdaddysSHL
7
@MavericksShl
4
The veteran SHL squad took care of the rookie smelt gang. It’s a grind. Pay your dues. Rumors are swirling that
@Mikeymarcou22
and Ronny K will be on the bench next game
2021 Roster Reveal 🚨
@SuperiorRebels
The most decorated and validated organization in the league. This group of veterans went on a youth movement this off-season. “ Ive been winning T-shirts since before majority of the league has been alive.” - Commish Colombo
#thegreat8
SHL Locker Room Buzz from last night of a potential Golf Match between
@SuperiorBandits
vs
@SuperiorRebels
Neutral Site Course.
Details are still coming in on format .
As we get ready for our playoff game tonight I wanted to congratulate one of the best young men I have ever coached
@Brandon_Perrone
on his engagement to his long time girlfriend Sam. I couldn’t be more happy for each of you and it was a great bit of news to get this afternoon
Our last and final Roster Reveal 🚨
@HeatdaddysSHL
What could be the most talented group on paper. However we’ve never seen a paper win a hockey battle. This is a Mans League not a boys league.
#sattleup
In what some may consider an upset given the roster omissions
@SuperiorBandits
beat the
@WhiskeyDekesSHL
11-10
Corcoran and Jones logged 30+ min 😂 last time they did that it was the 94 Syracuse Cup Championship Game
Two franchises that set career record win totals are back.
@HeatdaddysSHL
had 7 wins and finished the regular season as the 2 seed.
@ShlSpace
had a total of 2 wins in 2023 which is and upgrade from 0 in 2022.
#SHLPro
The
@WhiskeyDekesSHL
are back to defend their title. After winning it all in 2022. This line up is loaded. With a lot of promise to repeat. However, These players should be known as coach killers. 🪓 Sutter, Albie, Vaughan and Boris. Porrino, will be next.
#shl
#shlhockey
🥃
“Gargan went career high to a career low in goals last season. Left the group chat. Rides Duzaks coat tales. And wants a judge style contract. He’s a cancer in the room “ - anonymous
@SuperiorBandits
Dman
SHL Pro League Would like to welcome our newest expansion team. DEGENS Hockey Club
@DegensShl
this group of young bucks will need a few years to figure out the SHL. They prob spend too much time at
@pearlstreetcocktails
and Jakes58 rather than at the Palace.
#SHLPro
2021 Roster Reveal 🚨
@HeartbreaKidSHL
The Garro Gang is back for their 2nd season in the league. “We’re just happy to play without Garro behind the bench.” -Anonymous Source
“I really wish my dad was coaching” -slevdog
🚨SHL LINE UP ANNOUNCEMENT
10 days 10 Rosters before the start of the Infamous SHL A Pro League
First up we have last years 10th place team with a 2-7 record. The
@KnuckChuckers
and their Coach were KOed last season. Hopefully they have a better 2nd year in the SHL.
SHL Upset Alert🚨
For the second time this playoff season the lower seed won their match up
@FDNYhockeyteam
most certainly put out the smoke of the
@HeatdaddysSHL
last night.
4-1 Victory For the Bravest
#BracketBuster
A Pillar franchise for the league. The Rebels are back with their most “Experienced” Roster to date. A locker room elevator will be installed this season at Superior.
@E_Burgy
has still been missing since the championship parade down Indian Head in 2021.
#shl
#shlhockey
Congratulations to Shane Pinto, winner of the NHL Rookie of the Month for October 👏
Hear from Pinto, his father and grandfather as they all hear the news‼️
#GoSensGo
Congrats to 3x SHL Champ and 5x league all star
@troche91
on his marriage to his lovely bride Jenny last night! He becomes the 2nd Backdoor Bandit to get married! Dobbs up next!
#BlowTheWhistle
#86Mets
SHL Legaue Office is investigating a “Tim Donaghy” situation.
@SuperiorBandits
are under investigation for tampering and illegal recruitment of league officials Only question…. where was Stevie?
#rothGate
Bandits are another legendary group in the SHL. Looking at that D core each guy is pushing 2 bills easy. They might need to order some Double Sexy (XXL) Pants and Jerseys this year.
@SuperiorBandits
#shl
#shlhockey
Congratulations to Rob O’Gara on his new role as Yale Men’s Ice Hockey Assistant Coach. He had playing stints with the Rangers and Bruins. He returns to his alma mater Yale where he won a NCAA National Championship in 2013.
@YaleMHockey
@Rob_OG15
Roster Reveal 🚨 The team of dads and dad bods. Our most veteran team in the league has finally added some youth. Will see if the reloaded group will be back to their “old” winning ways this season.
@SuperiorRebels
Battle of the cellar dwellers tonight. Both teams are 0-4
@NYPDnews
vs
@ShlSpace
9:50pm
@LiveBarn
Ratings are expected to be extremely painful tonight.
@HeatdaddysSHL
Heat Daddies are back for their 3rd season in the SHL. They finally dug into their tight pockets for new unis this season. Will see if the new swag helps team camaraderie.
#SHL
@DanyAllstar15
SHL is proud to announce The Space Cadets as the 8th team in the 2021 Summer A League
#expansion
Tickets on sale now under the score booth with Scorekeeper Stevie