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Shayne Calliss

@SCalliss

5 years

When you can't find a face mask

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Shayne Calliss

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6 years

This is apparently guarding sheep

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Tim died today I buried him next to his best friend Clem. He was a good friend to me. Today is his third birthday.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

8 year anniversary of buying the farm today It had big salt scalds It had soil erosion along drainage lines It definitely had no trees When it rained the water ran green with algae. Now you can't tell where the scalds were Erosion stopped Thousands of trees Clean water 👍

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Wind break activated.

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

If only the Libs liked the Solomon Islands as much as the Cayman Islands

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Shayne Calliss

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6 years

I turned on the water and out of nowhere they appeared

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Everyone is enjoying some hay Well almost everyone

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Welcome to world championship stare off. Live from sunny Port Lincoln.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

1 minute and 14 seconds of white knuckle fight to the death blood fest

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Because you're mine I walk the line 🤣 Just 1 normal dog That's all I want

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Shhh don't wake the savage livestock guardian dog 🤫

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Here’s where #Matilda is buried. Years ago she dug a huge hole in the orchard sniffing out a mouse nest. For years I got the mower stuck in it. It was known as Matilda's hole. Now it's really hers. Between 2 apricot trees her favourite fruit.

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

All children must be under constant adult supervision on Abla's farm. All unattended minors will be escorted back to their parent

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

A minute of whatever it is they do

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

Poor Red died today She was our best mother Gave us a ram Looked after all the orphans A loving soul Left 2 daughter lambs who now someone else will look after. Thanks Red

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Lots of tears and the boys are no more. Put to sleep late this afternoon. Vet confirmed that their quality of life was never going to be good. Pity they were lovely little guys. If open your heart up to

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

My hard edged, macho image has copped a battering today. Lots of tears. (So much mucus. Where does that stuff come from.) Many happy memories. I have surprisingly few pictures of Matilda because she was always one step behind me. Thank you everyone for your kind words.

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

Lambs under the close scrutiny of savage livestock guardian dog

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

Will you look at that

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Jo sent me this I have no idea what's going on 🤣 Can't help but think that they are having more fun without me

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

No mother in sight

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Just got knocked back for my covid booster. I was sitting in the chair in the treatment room. So close. My booster for my AZ is due in the Christmas holiday break when everything is closed and they won't do it earlier. Think I'll start a freedom to get vaccine march

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Shayne Calliss

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6 years

She purposely plonks herself on the hay so the sheep have to interact with her. The sheep have other ideas

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Shayne Calliss

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6 months

Sometimes the moon rises too early and so it rests on-top of the electricity towers. It waits for the sun to set before carrying on its journey over the night sky.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Rather contrasting drinking styles

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

That's the tub we took the lambs to the vet in. She's not leaving it

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

Now Abla has made it onto the First Dog on the Moon cartoon in the Guardian we can all retire from social media. We are now officially famous. Thanks for coming.

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

Cricket is doing modelling for an architecture magazine

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

I don't think Abla could be any happier at the moment. She's in heaven

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

I just watered that tree. She's lying in the puddle.

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

5 years ago yesterday we directed seeded the boundary.

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

She's been like that for 10 minutes

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

She's a year old today 🎂

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Shayne Calliss

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10 months

Working dog my ass

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Pushing her luck now

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

And when you're finished using your big dog it conveniently folds away into a storable size

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Shayne Calliss

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9 months

I left the kitchen door open for 5 minutes.

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Same spot Same day 7 years apart.

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Shayne Calliss

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7 months

Hello Tweeps @SandyHorne61 has asked me to let you all know that she has been temporarily booted out of twitter because she was showing explicit pictures of birds in varying degrees of nakedness. As soon as Elon's minions get around to processing her claim she will return.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

I hope you enjoy your lunch this much

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

I think she's gone to sleep standing next to the fire

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

I'm guessing you will be seeing lots of lamb video for a while

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

There's a sheep selling Avon at the kitchen door

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Because Wally is deaf when she's moving the sheep she has to keep glancing at me to make sure she's doing what I want. But she's very gentle with them.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Reggie lives Pumping him full of bicarb worked Anyway I have to go to work

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Emu eggs have hatched.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

Your parsley It's so shiny What's your secret? I have a dog that comes round and polishes it

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Start the day with a cup of tea and a sheep.

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Shayne Calliss

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10 months

Cricket just stands in the kitchen with her head in Jo's boots because they smell like her mum

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Look who slept out in the paddock last night

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Abla always goes and sits at Matilda's grave

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

The laundry cupboard where the tennis balls are kept.

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Shayne Calliss

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3 months

High Fives

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Lovely welcoming party waiting at the front gate. Uber drivers never have to put up with this

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

I gave Cricket her last light feed and as soon as she finished she ran back and snuggled up to Abla

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Wally is sleeping in a makeshift lamb proof enclosure

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

If you can't find Cricket. Check the laundry basket

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Shayne Calliss

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4 years

Just off to Bunnings to abuse the polite low paid staff.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

I've worked out that the tail operates the suction at the other end

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

It's windy alright Blew the dog clean over

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

I'd love to be in Glasgow when the world sees our pamphlet. We're that kid at school who didn't do his homework and handed in something he wrote on the bus.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Cricket thinks the lack of beds out in the paddock should be reported to the RSPCA

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

Jo hosted her cookbook club dinner at our place last night. 9 people. I only knew 3 and not that well. No panic attack. Alcohol free (for me). I survived and drove everyone back to town at 1am. That's a word first for me and testimony to mindfulness for anxiety.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Abla has just got herself a babysitter job

Calliss Clan

@CallissClan

1 year

#Abla : hello, #Cricket , let me come down to your level #Lambies2023

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

It's mine Mine I tells ya

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Shayne Calliss

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10 months

Wally has been at the vets all day. $800 dollars later we know nothing new. Half of her spine is fused together with no visible vertebrae. Just bone. Her hip is going. Knees are good though. The vet can't believe she can walk. As they say she runs on fitness and attitude

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

5 weeks ago at this time we were trying to keep these 2 alive.

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

And on it goes

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

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Shayne Calliss

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3 months

Fluffsicle water broke during the night. No lambs. Just pulled a big dead boy out of her. She's miserable now. It's not always fun and games.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 months

When the world is taking spectacular skyscapes of the aurora I go "Right let's take some pictures of me doing Kate Bush dancing".

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Shayne Calliss

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9 months

Snoring can be heard from the kitchen

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

We have upset the Murdochs. Good. We must be heading in the right direction.

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

They are in Wally's kennel and they aren't coming out until the wind stops

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

Aurora Australis

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

I feel sorry for people with unattractive sheep. You know who you are.

Calliss Clan

@CallissClan

1 year

The star duo, #June & #Jim #Lambies2023

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Shayne Calliss

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10 months

And regardless of what the vet said Wally just keeps on Wallying

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Nothing wrong with Cricket

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Poor Old Mrs Dot has eventually run out of puff. Just waiting for the vet.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

June isn't letting him feed. We really want to get some colostrum into him. Milked June He's feeding well

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Shayne Calliss

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3 years

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

Vanilla is escorted from the premises for violating the No Eating Pot Plants code. Fin is forced to follow her sister in the walk of shame.

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Shayne Calliss

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5 years

A Sleepy lizard eating a zucchini flower. You'll have to add your own Cookie Monster noises

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

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Shayne Calliss

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11 months

I've been away and was greeted in the driveway by 2 dogs no lamb. Oh Cricket must be with the sheep I thought. Wrong.

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Little Jim is tiny but he keeps up with June just fine

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Shayne Calliss

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2 years

First sunrise for these 2

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Get closer why don't you Wally

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

Switched babysitters. This one has excellent references

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Shayne Calliss

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1 year

I keep losing Cricket because she's right up Abla's clacker.

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