@historyinmemes
I doubt if there is an iron lung in Nigeria, which means, for many who might have contracted the Polio disease, death would have been the most likely outcome. Hence, we gotta commend the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, as they spearheaded the eradication of Polio in Nigeria...
@Esteembehemoth
Just looked him up. Money is truly a visitor, make everybody just maximize am ni.
Dude fell off really ba-d! From Odogwu to Odiegwu, God abeg o🤲
@choquei
vocês tem q tomar vergonha na cara e parar d defender um artista q TA FAZENDO MERDA, eu amo a taylor mas q porra d equipe é essa q n dá assistência nenhuma pra vítima, q “homenageou” sem nem citar o nome, enfim…
@MikaelCBernard
I was just watching people swallow the lie. Emeka Ike and his ex-wife's story has been on the internet for over a decade.
The general gullibility is nauseating. But then for a society that hates women, "Let's hear from the other side" doesn't apply.
@choquei
é importante que abra essa investigação da t4f, mas e depois??? precisa haver legislação sobre a estrutura dos shows (teve inúmeros que foram queimados pq caíram na pp e o piso era de metal), disponibilidade de água, o que pode ou não ser vetado..
@SaycheeseDGTL
I never get tired of telling people that old, middle-aged men leaving women in their age bracket to prey on barely legal, teenage, early adult women are predatory and grooming. They only wanna capitalize on their innocence and perceived naivety, just because they know their
One day, we'd talk about some Abroadians who constantly downplay your daily hustle or make you feel doomed for still being in Nigeria.
You will be having a chit chat, only for them to inquire about your earnings, and when you answer, they say, "That's too poor, mehn. It's not
Bishop Oyedepo: A Nigerian Preacher, Architect, Businessman, and Author. Founder of Living Faith Church, a global network with 6 million members in 147 countries. Leading in education with schools and universities, he's not just a preacher but a contributor to nation-building.
@choquei
pq não falou isso antes CARALHO? ai q ódio sério, a menina passou pelo maior trauma que foi ser xingada de puta pela metade do país, e isso não foi dito antes pq?
There is no set of humans that irk the shii out of me like social climbers. From friendship to relationships, down to the kind of gathering you find them, it's all about networking.
Their lives, from beginning to the end, na strategy. You must bring something they don't have to
@choquei
fui no RJ, muitos pontos bonitos e legais, mas o que eu morri de medo lá foi putaria, toda hra andando com as mãos nos bolsos com medo de assalto e de ser atacado por bandido, iria de novo, mas não seria meu destino preferido, tenho medo
@choquei
Preso por matar um bandido..
Criaram toda uma narrativa de racismo e bom moço desse floyd até descobrirem que ele tem 9 passagens incluindo um assalto a mão armada contra um casal com uma criança.🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@choquei
se ela tivesse sido uma participante minimamente interessante e não uma intolerante que cometeu crimes dentro da casa talvez o retorno tivesse sido maior, né
I have an issue with individuals who spend recklessly on frivolous things but suddenly develop wisdom when dealing with petty traders. I mean, if you don't have issues with spending 100k at a sitting in a high-end restaurant, why the heck are you pricing 500 bananas like your
@zegbua
Once dated someone who told me he asked me out because he liked my voice. Like, the main attraction was solely my voice.
He heard me speak in church during Sunday school while I was backing him, he waited till after the service. Then, boom.
Yeah, something as random as that
Two specific jobs you should avoid like the plague if you know you are prone to quick anger are care jobs and teaching jobs. Especially outside Nigeria.
You could literally just was.te away behind bars for nothing 🚫
@DiscussingFilm
@FallonTonight
3 was the perfect ending, 4 wasn’t necessary and neither was 5, then again sequels in general aren’t necessary but sometimes they’re just fun to have, but Toy Story is outstaying it’s welcome, just hope 5 can be better then 4.
@MoagiTheBuilder
Well...
I do preemptive bloc.king.
If you are rac.i.sts, bi.g.ot.s, mi.s.og.y.n.i.s.t.s, i.n.c.e.l.s, f.e.m.c.e.l.s, r.a.d.f.e.m, x.e.n.oph.ob.e.s, r.a.d.i.c.a.l.s, id.i.o.ts and what have you???
Straight to the bin. No time.
Is there a brand more ratchet than Premier Bet (Baba Ijebu)?
You hear Baba Ijebu and the first thing that comes to mind is red boxes in street corners and the bottom barrel of the betting ecosystem coming to play their bet with N20, 50, 100 naira.
Never seen a brand more
@keaaaaley
True. I do preemptive bloc.king.
You are rac.i.sts, bi.g.ot.s, mi.s.og.y.n.i.s.t.s, i.n.c.e.l.s, f.e.m.c.e.l.s, r.a.d.f.e.m, x.e.n.oph.ob.e.s, r.a.d.i.c.a.l.s, id.i.o.ts and what have you???
Straight to the bin. No time.
@Wizarab10
This is fallacy of hasty generalisation but then that one is a discussion for another day. There's no need to refute anything.
But do you know what I find hilarious? It is that after everything, most of the guys agreeing with this tweet will still marry a broke woman. Na only on
@aproko_doctor
They can crack jokes however they want. Na dem know. My own is, everyone should go and get kidney and liver function tests done maka had I known.
A former colleague just di .ed from kidney-related issues. He wasn't even up to 30 yet💔
@futebol_info
Rapaz, isso é sério. Como o repórter tem algo de concreto que foge ao regulamento "apesar de ser contra o regulamento" e não denuncia a época? O
@Flamengo
pagou ao
@Corinthians
@andrizek
?
O São Paulo foi pago por quem?
This whole shenanigans about how the late Governor Akeredolu deputy's name brings luck, yada, yada barely hours after Gov Akeredolu's demise, reminded me of the story of Lyndon B. Johnson.
Lyndon B. Johnson who got sworn in as President of the United States less than two hours
@o_keilani
If you not attracted to someone, why waste time learning to be attracted to them??
You're gonna break up anyway or make your partner feel less when your true feelings come out and they dk where that's coming from.
Stop hurting people. Go for what you want...🙏🙏
I read somewhere that a Virgin Atlantic aircraft flew across the Atlantic Ocean from Heathrow, London, to JFK, New York, yesterday, using cooking oil as fuel.
If this isn't a giant leap for aviation and renewable energy, I wonder what it is!👏
@convomfs
Tapi ini beneran ngeselin bet bjir. Gw dlu pas SMP prnh ada temen yg begini. Sebenernya ga mslh mau ngikutin gaya atau apa, tapi jgn sampe barang² jg sama persis dong😩 kalo ditanya alasannya pasti selalu karena emaknya yg beliin jdinya dia ga tau kalo barangnya sama kek punya gw
Working as a tech professional while still living in the semi-trenches should be listed as one of the 1000 ways to develop sudden high blood pressure.
If goats don't disgrace you by bleating at your window's side when you're in Zoom meetings, roosters go do their own, dey crow
Fear people who are overtly and dramatically religious. In many cases, it is a 🚩🚩🚩
Some of them use religion as a smokescreen, knowing fully well that most people drop their defenses the moment the name of Christ is mixed with business.
There's this thing that bloggers do that I find really distasteful: the constant need to always insert other people into conversations that are not related to them, all in a bid to set them up for drags. I've seen them do it to a couple of celebrities too: Osas, Tiwa Savage,
I've been seeing Jesus baddies and turning sideways, but Christian BBL is where I draw the line.
Like bruv, what has Christ got to do with Brazilian buttlift?😂
Own your vanity sis.
@Morris_Monye
This cracked me up🤣🤣🤣
To be honest, it beats me how people eat food from random strangers. I've experienced food pois-oning twice, and since then, I've become more careful with what I eat. Even buying food outside has become hard; na from office people I go con chop? Lol.