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Santan

@S4NTAN

11 months

His blood forming a heart next to the Real Madrid badge is one of those things you just can't make up

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

11 months

1 year ago, Rüdiger scored his first UCL goal for Real Madrid. Warrior… 🤍

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3 years

FA cup winners in the last 2 seasons: Arsena eicester in case You're looking for the L's , Chelsea took them

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There's been more outrage at Bellingham allegedly calling Greenwood a r @pist than to Greenwood who actually is a proven abuser Humans are very funny people

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2 years

Ain't no way

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2 years

Football won this week

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2 years

I open twitter and the first thing I see is Frenkie De Jong's ball sac on my tl

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1 year

Imagine Vini resets back to factory settings when we re-hire Zidane 💀

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1 year

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Real Madrid have made contact with Zidane if Ancelotti leaves. @Santi_J_FM #rmalive

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2 years

The Frankfurt test is only for the best young midfielders 👍🏾

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2 years

This kills me every time 😭

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3 years

Deschamps saw Portugal and Germany in his group and quickly called back Benzema 😭

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7 months

@IceTrev There's no way you just compared that to racism lmao

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2 years

Still pissed that this goal was disallowed and this Vinicius play didn't count as an assist

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2 years

-Mariano causing havoc in th Espanyol defence -Ceballos and Camavinga bossing the centre of the field -Vallejo looking solid at the back -Rodrygo doing his best R9 impersonation -Marcelo masterclass + assist -About to lift our 35th league title Life is good

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3 years

@DonKimmich6 Nazario didn't play for Bayern tho

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2 years

Upamecano when he empties his pockets tonight

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1 year

@theMadridZone Give Rudiger 5, Bellingham 22 and Vallejo a Chinese dictionary

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2 years

@mitchollo @AmSZN_ We do

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2 years

Blood of Jesus!!!

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2 years

Aguero + Ibrahimovic + Ronaldo Nazario + Mbappe = 0 UCLs Luka Jovic = 1 UCL Football will never have another Luka Jovic. 🇷🇸🐐

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@MilanEye

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7 months

@Dazbowski I'm afraid he is

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7 months

@IceTrev When you're off the pitch focus on not committing crimes 👍🏾

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2 years

Just realised we finished the game with a midfield of Camavinga, Tchouameni and Casemiro 💀 There's no way Frankfurt were scoring past that lmao

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@somalimeni Can't believe I'm affiliated with these weirdos

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2 years

@Ultra_Suristic Adding that to my collection

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2 years

Madrid FT just watched their team win La Liga, Super Copa and UCL but are still mad at the club cause they aren't copying Barca in doing what made them bankrupt in the first place 😂

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2 years

Thiago Alcantara has finally met a good midfield and his passing accuracy has dropped to 70% 😂 Not everyone can be Toni Kroos

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2 years

Hazard and Neymar comebacks while Salah is dropping constant stinkers Football is healing

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1 year

@theMadridZone Real recognise real 🤝🏾

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1 year

We have the whole of Turkey on our side now This guy is massive 💀

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🤍 #WelcomeArda 🤍

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2 years

FA cup winners in the last 3 seasons: Arsena eicester iverpoo in case you're looking for the L's , Chelsea took them

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2 years

Arnold not being aware of his surroundings? Where have I seen that before 🤔

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2 years

Luka Jovic for Real Madrid: 51 games played 2x La Liga 2x Super Copa 1x UCL €60m well spent 🔥

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1 year

I've never been this anxious before to see what number a player would get 💀

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🚨 Understand Real Madrid have finally completed Joselu deal — been told it’s signed, here we go! Exclusive details of the agreement: ◉ Loan until June 2024; ◉ €500k loan fee to Espanyol; ◉ Buy option clause NOT mandatory for €1.5m; ◉ Joselu will reduce his salary.

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2 years

Vinicius had 30 G/A this season in La Liga only Ansu Fati has 25 G/A in his entire professional career

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2 years

For some reason this is exactly how I expected his voice to sound like 😭 There's zero masculinity in this nigga

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Did Riqui Puig just say what’s up Gs😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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6 people just tied for 25th place in the Ballon d'or rankings Nah everyone was actually voting for Benzema 😂

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2 years

Barca just paid 50m (Bayern's asking price) for a 34 year old and their fans are acting like they've just completed the steal of the century

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2 years

PSG broke the bank for Mbappe, basically made him a sporting director and Nasser had an orgasm while announcing the renewal and Mbappe is saying his Madrid dream is still alive and he doesn't know if he'll be at PSG in the next 3 years No amount of money can make you a top club

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2 years

Barca released Braithwaite to make room for €70m Raphinha just for Braithwaite to outscore him in La Liga in just 2 games

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2 years

Football won this week 🥱

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2 years

Look at how he's holding the sleeve lmaooo He wants to make sure everyone knows he's signing for the 14 time UCL winners 😂

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2 years

Ain't no way Xavi said Isco didn't succeed at Madrid The man literally won 4 more trophies than Xavi's club since his Madrid debut and in just 9 years managed to tie with Barcelona in all time UCL titles won 💀

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2 years

Who was in Paris?

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2 years

Rudiger vs Shaktar: 4/4 ground duels 3/5 aerial duels 5/7 accurate long balls 1 block 8 clearances 3 interceptions 6 recoveries Put himself on the line to score a 95th minute equaliser Warrior ⚔️🔥

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@somalimeni I'm as clueless as you are He didn't get this much love when he was one of the most promising youngsters in the prem Getting a huge fan base for being an abuser is insane icl

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@MUnitedGirl You saying this as a woman is even more embarrassing

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@Logical_Girll @FabrizioRomano Who invited Liverpool?

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1 year

@ice32ii I'll personally drag the baldy out of my club

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2 years

They're losing 0-2 at home but they're obsessed with Madrid, the same Madrid that's won 2 trophies and is in the UCL final while they're trophyless This level of obsession can't be healthy 💀

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Alaba to Madrid is because of this dream many players have of playing for them because they are a big club. Modern reality is the Prem is better & Madrid are miles off being a European force any time soon

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8 months

Nicolas Jackson came on and the commentator said Chelsea fans won't be surprised to hear that he hasn't scored yet for Senegal 💀

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Deschamps will never know peace in this life for pairing Benzema with a midfield of Kamara, Guendouzi and Rabiot

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Eriksen signing for United after surviving a heart attack

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Kylian Mugabe's first week as PSG president: -rejected by Zidane -rejected by Tchouameni Better than Bartomeu?

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2 years

Who's gonna tell him?

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Ilaix Moriba Gavi asking Barca asking Barca for a for a better better contract contract

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@fIoperez Bro the craziest thing is he wasn't even through on goal or in acres of space He was asking his teammate to make a very difficult pass And if he kept going forward he would've had an easy tap in into an open net 😂

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Nah Valverde's shot power is INSANE cause I didn't even see the ball until it already bounced off the net and came out 💀

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3 years

Messi and Ronaldo have both failed the Courtois test Simply the best in the world 🧤

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2 years

Need him to sign a new long term deal with Milan asap But if he's 100% leaving for another club then he should come to Madrid I won't be able to stand him playing for any other team

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

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🚨🇵🇹| Real Madrid are interested in Rafael Leão. @marca

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All I'm saying is Fede Valverde has never been a burden to his club to the point that he was being forced to leave

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@IconicCristiano Ronaldo left in 2018 Real Madrid fans became fully invested in Mbappe around 2019 Stop making stuff up lmao Not everything is about Ronaldo

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Rudiger starting, Azzar starting, Ceballos starting, Valverde starting in midfield, samba brothers starting on both wings We're eating good today

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Jesus Vallejo vs Levante: 60 touches 89% passing accuracy 3 tackles 5 blocks 2 clearances 2 interceptions 5 recoveries 6/7 duels won Best in the world 🐐

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Tasting one half of Fran Garcia ball after being stuck with Mendy's Haram ball for years

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2 years

Real Madrid player: "I want a new challenge and would like to leave the club" Real Madrid fans:

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@DonKimmich6 Komidi 😋

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We have arrived

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Scoring against Bayern ain't for everyone

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This Vini and PSG news has just scored Vini more points among our fans cause he did what Mbappe couldn't You love to see it

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@icedinmyveins City fan talking about soul and corruption una

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Madrid fans have started Perez slander again because some sources said Mbappe isn't sure about his decision yet (even after Mbappe said he has made up his mind a few days ago 😂) All you need is a little bit of chaos and you'll see how stupid 70% of this fanbase actually is 😂

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Remember when Bayern fans tried so hard to make us believe signing Alaba was a bad move 😂

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Last match he showed everyone how good he is defensively and today he showed us how good he is on the ball He's the complete midfielder 🤩

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3 years

🚨| Arsenal has refused to leave the European Super League despite Florentino Perez forcing them out @partidazocope #rmalive

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This outfit is another reason why Mbappe needs to come to Madrid Benzema and Alaba would never let him go to an award ceremony wearing a judo robe

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2 years

Fede Valverde today:

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11 months

Uncomfortable conversations need to be held soon

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@DeadlineDayLive @MirrorFootball "The Brazilian would like a salary increase" This was literally the beginning of the season lmao

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3 years

Join the movement 🤜🤛

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2 years

Easy groups for Milan and Madrid and group of death for Inter and Barca God is good 🙏🏾

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@fIoperez Plus he was our best forward by far today lmao At this point they're just saying this whenever he doesn't score or assist 😂

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2 years

We thank God for another year 🙏🏾

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Militao hasn't had a bozo moment so far in the game He's been a good boy today 😋

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I'm seeing Klopp get best in the world shouts and Mourinho comparisons for reaching 3 UCL finals in 5 years but when Zidane WON 3 in a row he was called a lucky coach 😂

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2 years

Let Carlo cook

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55m for Ferran, 67m for Raphinha, 80m for Bernardo and are about to offer over 50m for Lewandowski yet they still owe their players and staff salaries How is this even allowed lmao...not only is it illegal but it's just morally wrong 💀

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@goatballCR7 Penaldo was holding United back

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Wdym 13 touches and 4 BCM??????

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@ChronozRMF I'm brushing my teeth and I actually choked a bit on the toothpaste You're never seeing heaven

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@MadridUniversal @diarioas Has to be racially motivated at this point

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He had to specify that he was talking about Davies cause he knows with just the caption people will automatically assume Balde is the knockoff 💀

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Every masterpiece has it’s knockoff (Alphonso Davies)

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3 years

Good morning 🙏

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Mbappe has assisted 3 of Messi's 5 league goals but he's very selfish and he's holding Messi back according to Messi fans 🤔

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Notice how all of the people who were calling for Perez and Ancelotti's heads during the summer are quiet now lmao When Ancelotti said we have a much better team than last season he knew what he was talking about

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Mike Maignan 🤝🏾 Rafael Leao Serie A best keeper 🤝🏾 Serie A MVP

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@lj7aza @clkbae What kind of shot is that? Did you practice that shot?

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