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Me giving the client a status update before showing my $84,000 invoice.
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@0xgaut Wellness pod
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@0xgaut I am excited for the undongling stage
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@PicturesFoIder Pretty sure that's attempted murder, not friendship
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@PicturesFoIder Unbothered. Buttered. Happy. In Her Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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@greg16676935420 Traditionally used for Nerds ropes
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@TrungTPhan I hope she got her parents mezzanine seats to this Olympics
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@PicturesFoIder There is no law against teaching life lessons while committing a felony.
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@greg16676935420 Animals would never block each other on social media.
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@0xgaut My running earbuds do this to me all the time. The case is horrendous
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@greg16676935420 Adding Legos, Lasers, McDonald's and Pacemakers to the list
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@growing_daniel he'll have a full sleeve tattoo by 2026
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@InternetH0F "Good luck ever finding a girl like me again!"
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@BillyM2k When your mom dresses you up for school pictures
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@greg16676935420 Lawyers are making sure we are protected, at least..
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@0xgaut Tell me you got stock options without telling me you got stock options
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@TerribleMaps @theboimerch7 Reminds me of this one.
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@BillyM2k We should launch a new task force and fund it with billions to get to the bottom of this issue
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@BillyM2k @elonmusk Could be anybody
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@TrungTPhan Bro has cultivated that Black Widow mindset
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@OrwellNGoode Trebuchets are next
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@micsolana Maybe Dubai just has a strong nursing program
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@BillyM2k @Rainmaker1973 They look like would post quotes on instagram about how you don't deserve them at their best if you can't handle them at their worst
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@TrungTPhan The Kirkland hot dog is the stable coin that's been standing in front of us the whole time ๐ŸŒญ
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Seriously tho, guys, where tf do I put my money?!?
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@PicturesFoIder Don't even joke about duolingo
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@BillyM2k 4th dog is kinda slow, ngl
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@ShitpostGate The guy who invented the VGA plug with the two support screws definitely had anxiety...
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@stats_feed Transparent technology
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@dogeofficialceo "I'm just not that interested in the Roman Empire." [takes bite of oatmeal]
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@greg16676935420 Maybe some art
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@ShitpostGate The big gum lobby is really stepping up their guerilla marketing campaign
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@dogeofficialceo San serif font? wtf, bro?
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@0xgaut Protip:
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@BillyM2k @lexfridman Do you know what normal people say when you tell them the books you plan to read for the upcoming year? "That's cool. I hope to read more this year, as well. I'll be interested to hear which ones you enjoyed the most. Good luck."
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@greg16676935420 Maybe just go outside when there's heavy rain like today
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@3YearLetterman 5. That there's a secret amendment in the Constitution guaranteeing that the Costco hot dog will never go above $1.50
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@TrungTPhan [obligatory margin call reference]
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Hit a pothole and I have to replace two tires now. Only $810 - seems reasonable. At least I can still get a burrito delivered for $20. I hope companies' earnings are doing OK (actually, sarcasm aside, I really hope they do so my retirement account doesn't tank again). ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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@0xgaut My grandfather, my dad, me
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@greg16676935420 We're entering the silent ratio generation ๐Ÿคซ
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@PicturesFoIder I had to stop it after 20 seconds. Pretty impressive if she can make it the full 2 mins, but I will not be following her further on this journey...
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@0xgaut Why rise and grind when you can just grind? genius
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I'd skip work to play this. Winnie the Pooh would be my main...
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@greg16676935420 @dogeofficialceo Wrong. The CIA removed this from textbooks in 1971
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@greg16676935420 @POTUS Biden's head PR intern after Greg ratios again:
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@TrungTPhan That one horribly dangerous piece of Reddit advice fighting its way through esteemed medical journals to get the highest weight in the LLM's response algorithm:
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@TrungTPhan "Dark Mamma crawled so Barbenheimer could run"
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@TrungTPhan This corporate black widow goes into every job interview unburdened by what has been. Gotta respect the hustle
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@BillyM2k @stats_feed Volcanic rock is the ultimate aphrodisiac apparently
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@stats_feed Tipping, super-sizing, ignoring history, and not using the metric system
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@TrungTPhan There's gotta be a point where this is counter productive. Best I can manage is pacing around my office or doodling while on a conference call.
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@barstoolsports Did remote workers write this?
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@BillyM2k max out your 401k.... also, make sure your parents are maxing theirs out, too.
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Two restaurant tips: 1. Never trust a restaurant with a huge menu. 2. Beware of seafood restaurants that aren't very busy.
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This entry on the IRS website tells you just how in touch with reality the government is.
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@TrungTPhan The cloudy sky needs to undergo sensitivity training.
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@TrungTPhan If I met someone at a dinner party that was in the room where these Big Mac decisions happened, I would talk to them the entire night.
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@MrBeast @AOCpress @elonmusk Parody causing everyone to question sources a little more today. Prob healthy
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@stats_feed Grateful for everything or total jerk. Those seem to be the only two options
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@greg16676935420 I see Scooby Doo. What does that mean?
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@APompliano @joerogan So many people would love to see it. Athletic greens and MeUndies rn
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@TrungTPhan Clients after they finally get their wealth manager on the phone:
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@BillyM2k Wake me up when they learn how to pronounce "bottle of water" correctly
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@greg16676935420 I love Twitter, but I'm kinda tempted to speedrun the limit, tbh
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@stats_feed usually this picture...
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@InternetH0F "Please let me go first, I'm doing something!" is my favorite line๐Ÿ˜‚
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@seanonolennon some good memes came out of that, at least
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@TheCinesthetic I never understood this rotten tomatoes score
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@growing_daniel It only goes one direction...
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