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JoJo
2 years
I randomly feel deeply sorry for everyone I offended with any of my tweets. It’s hard sometimes to think about every single person on your TL before you tweet something. It’s like a day after you remember “Damn, that German man follows me. Why did I RT that joke about Germans?”
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2 years
Nigeria is fucked. The standards we’re setting for Obi… nuts. We’re telling him to score 90% on the test if not we won’t vote him. We’ll vote Tinubu and Atiku who scored 40-50%. How is that not madness????? #SpacesWithOluomo
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2 years
@streamtun_ The replies make me feel like you people haven’t actually listened to Ye features. Classics on classics. Lollipop remix, Put on, Sanctified, Live Fast Die Young, Run this Town, Supernova, Go Hard, I wish You Would, Both with Rihanna, Ego remix, Blazin, Deuces, Knock You Down
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3 years
@kaay_jay23 @whereisahs @rabtvcom That’s the whole point. It’s a fake account.
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JoJo
9 months
@kene_bobo Kene pls o 😂Commot your hand from anything 🇳🇬 politics/economy. Don’t even say anything that could almost sound like you’re defending the government because they can DEFINITELY afford to build multiple bridges in Lagos. They just steal the money instead. They’re wicked like that
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1 year
@bakeboi1 @kindheartedxia Yes they can, but those two CANNOT.
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JoJo
4 years
Me watching all 90 mins of #WandaVision closing credits thinking there will be a post-credits scene like Marvel love to do
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JoJo
6 years
Dying at the conversation between my sister and my dad. She keeps saying "my fiancé" but when it's his turn to speak he says "your friend." She's screaming internally. 😭
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JoJo
3 years
@alexanderjzeis @nfr_podcast Relax. He’s still a work in progress 💀
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2 years
@bbqchucken @_Cordisdie @spectatorindex They said football. What are you talking about?
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JoJo
3 years
Kanye West’s Runaway will always be the greatest song ever made. Masterpiece gets thrown around so easily for art, but that was truly a masterpiece. And that third verse? Jeez. Pain.
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JoJo
7 years
@kaath65 @s_emad_a @Gael714 @GasquetClement @ElysiumHD @AS_Monaco @KMbappe @PSG_inside Yeah, I see how that will be a problem when United get promoted to the Bundesliga
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JoJo
8 months
@1srah_ You’re a clown. Do you think anyone in the Middle East has ever cared about or spoken against the violence in Chicago he’s been crying about for decades? He literally said he has enough on his plate already. He didn’t say anything on the subject.
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JoJo
6 years
@mindofexcel @PradaBoyDave @KingGage_ @kanyewest No, it’s not. I can confirm that it’s not.
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3 years
@theknoxhill Should have given up all of it
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7 months
@Dreamcumtrueee @xo_dreamyy Where are the fathers?!
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JoJo
5 years
Mannnn it’s always crazyyyy how we never realise this while we’re healthy.
@OgbeniDipo
Dr Dípò Awójídé
5 years
Good health is underrated. All the fine cloths, cars, houses, everything becomes useless when you don’t have good health.
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2 years
@bigdoggetspaper @raphousetv2 When they was what?! 💀
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JoJo
6 years
Just listened to Kingsley Moghalu speak for the 1st time. My Lord. Can we just disregard all arewa votes, pls? Let them count just the southern votes, cause how is this guy wayyy behind those 2 dinosaurs?! Any other big country and he sweeps the votes. Tribalism and religion 😩
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JoJo
5 years
Donated half my clothes and 4 pairs of shoes this week. Feels good. You should try it. Anything you’ve not worn in 6 months needs to go. No point keeping it. Someone will be very grateful to have it. People are REALLY struggling, out there. That’s what Christmas is about. Thnx.
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2 months
@Sol1tare95 @_sforsierra You’re embarrassing usss
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6 years
@muhdbello99 @BillionTwiTs Very insulting to the chicken. I agree.
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3 years
@pheignn @Gtooowavyy How the hell are you supposed to know what to wear to work or dinner or whatever?????
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2 years
@iFabbz @Rap Yeah that shit SUCKED 😂😂
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5 years
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6 years
@PablooMoraes @souljaboy Like the one time Ariana used Kanye literally a few weeks ago? 🙃
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JoJo
3 years
@XXL GOAT advice. GOAT bar
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JoJo
11 months
@theLordeAmaka @yabaleftonline Cover your own, leave people to do what they want with theirs 👍🏾
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JoJo
7 years
@Xire01 @d0nkeydr0p @Jipjap74 @tomwfootball People really seem to thing a goal against Chelsea or City counts as 3 goals on the table.
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JoJo
2 years
Ngl I’m still scratching my head. He did NOT have to do that. He went out of his way. This is so bizarre cause Drake never EVER does dumb and uncalculated shit
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TINA SNOW
2 years
And when the mf facts come out remember all y’all hoe ass favorite rappers that stood behind a Nigga that SHOT A FEMALE
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1 year
@DIAMOND3811 @instablog9ja Don’t be foolish. People are gay the way people have brown eyes. You cannot make a decision to change your eye colour to blue.
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JoJo
7 years
@SeanoMeads @DeadlineDayLive Everyone has a position available at Arsenal
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JoJo
5 years
I AM SCREAMINGGGGGG!! I cannot believe this tweet. I cannot believe my eyes 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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JoJo
3 years
Kanye rapping RAPPING like he's on Late Registration. I cannot believe my earsssss #Donda
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JoJo
5 years
How’s there always a perfect video for everything that happens?? 😂😂😂
@YESEEGHOSTS
𝗬𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗚𝗛𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦
5 years
This sums up the events of Camp Flog Gnaw 2019
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JoJo
7 years
Another competition off DSTV's lists. Carabao cup (League Cup) will no longer be shown on SuperSport. Yet subscription price keeps going up.
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JoJo
1 year
When that ngga was rapping and beating the brakes off of Sasuke 💀
@HbcuAnime
HBCU Anime✊🏾🔥
1 year
What’s the most unserious serious moment in anime??🤔👀
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4 years
My own is Oyedepo and Adeboye 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I’ve never seen such blatant fraud in my life. How their followers don’t see through it will never not be a mystery.
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JoJo
7 years
@aldamayo @Stienii Considering how much Chevrolet's paying Utd, I think they can make their logo as big as they please and even print it on the shorts & socks
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JoJo
3 years
@100_Stack @Extra_Buttah @VH1PNUT___ @itskerrii Well the Jamaicans she lost to did not test positive, but guess who did 💀💀
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JoJo
5 years
@littygillespie @MrJonCee $10. But it should have been $20 😂
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JoJo
28 days
Yeah I’m with the foolish girl on this one. Your fit is outrageous.
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Siem
29 days
Sorry oh fashion police. Foolish girl 😂😂😭😭
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Not the women. It’s the men who enable it. They don’t love themselves. + they have been conditioned to believe that they don’t deserve good things. Only a woman should chop life and get shiny new toys. A man should slave away for their benefit. Too scared of being called “broke”
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5 years
@AmmonLyle 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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JoJo
3 years
@Marleyday13 Plus most of the videos I saw had his kids there with him anyway.
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3 years
😂 nah y’all really speak on celebs as if y’all are there with them
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6 years
@utdxtra “I prefer really not to speak.”
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JoJo
5 years
Opened the profile to see a link, and I wasn’t disappointed 😂😂
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JoJo
9 months
@kene_bobo Yeah that’s irrelevant here. I feel like you’re looking at it differently. It’s not some random luxury project. It’s an essential one that would reduce soooo much suffering for the people of the area. It’s nowhere comparable to what’s going on on the Ottawa river.
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4 years
What is thisssssss 😭😭😭😭
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JoJo
2 years
@room_venting @american1865 @MulhollandL0ver @mattxiv You’re trying to have a serious conversation with two troll accounts 💀💀
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JoJo
9 months
@youlovevally @nyydollasssss What kind of corniness is this tweet??
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JoJo
4 years
💀💀💀💀💀💀
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JoJo
5 years
Left a whole track to that Burna clown. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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3 years
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2 years
@KingDeenoThe3rd @KanyePodcast Idk… Jesus Is King has been hitting hard these days. The production and some of the bars were 🔥 Esp when your life is falling apart
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Yeah, I’m gonna be very honest with you. Ronaldo was NEVER as good as him. Not for one second.
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Lionel Messi vs Manchester United ~ UCL Final 2011.
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JoJo
4 years
I’m finished 😂😂😂😂
@Alex_Houseof308
Four-eyed Edo Boy™
4 years
When cultists block me in front of Uniben, but I have Eze Goes to School in my back pocket
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6 years
Anyone else feel like Randall and Beth are going to get a divorce before this show ends? #ThisIsUs
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JoJo
3 years
Kim Kardashian genuinely top 3 worst mothers alive. North wasn’t kidding 🥴 @KimKardashian they’re cooking you in the QTs 💀
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Pete Davidson golf carting with North West and Penelope Disick.
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@iconicDemoe Every single non-Nigerian from Africa I’ve met loves Nigerian accents and talks about how cool Nigerians sound. I don’t know about bad PR 😂
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5 years
"The Blacks" is killing me 😂😂💀💀
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The Blacks have a Friday, why can't we have a White Friday AY??
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4 years
Eminado by Tiwa Savage is one of the classics. I’m only here to present the facts. I’m not here to argue.
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5 years
@utdxtra Those were the days
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JoJo
3 years
Igbo women are soooo stingy yet expect maximum generosity in return. Kills me 😂😂😭😭😭
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5 years
Tears in my eyes, I still have my whole childhood ahead of me 🥰
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JoJo
2 years
Player of the tournament. Too easy! No one can take it away from him!!
@golazoargentino
GOLAZO
2 years
11 of Argentina’s 12 goals scored have come with Julián Álvarez on the pitch and all 5 conceded came when he was off. Such an important player and has Argentina defending from the front Via @OptaJavier
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JoJo
2 years
The midfield was fine. Messi and Mbappe were just bad. And how does Mbappe constantly get away with taking silly shots when teammates are wide open in much better positions? I understand that he’s confident in his finishing, but his decision making is insane sometimes.
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Anthony
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Messi and Mbappe were horrible today ngl, the midfield too
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JoJo
3 years
I REALLY REALLY HATE YOU PEOPLE ON THIS APP 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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Ibe
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“Make I no rest my back make Bigbrother pumping machine no go spoil” #BBNaija
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JoJo
2 years
@sebastianval22 @Culturecams You missed the whole point of the tweet because you don’t understand the context. Next time just ask before you give your opinion that no one asked for 🙏🏾
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JoJo
5 years
@Marvel @JessicaJones “Overrated.” 😂🤣 How ironic
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3 years
@GodBreathedOnMe @KanyeMedia_ THAT NIGGA CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!
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@TimberrMirrored @nukiezz @sneerid “Talking” is a mild way to put it
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JoJo
3 years
@NBAMemes That’s not LeBron James 🧐
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JoJo
5 years
Fist of all why are you sending pictures to a stranger? Second, that’s not how we’re using this meme. Don’t ruin it.
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JoJo
5 years
like this tweet and i'll tweet what i think, know or have learnt about you without @'ing you
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JoJo
6 years
50 LOOK AT ME WITH MY PINK SHIRT ON. DOES THIS LOOK GAY TO YOU?!
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