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Ryan Schocket
5 years
I just met Taylor Swift. My idol. I go I’m Ryan Schocket. She goes OMG I know you from Twitter, I love you. The pic we took was eh so when she came back I go “Taylor I look fugly in our pic!” She stopped and redid 2 more pics even though she was in a rush. A dream come true. 😭🖤
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4 years
what my pizza rolls see from inside the microwave
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I’ll never get over Taylor Swift being like “ugh I’m bored .. I’m just gonna make the best album of my career real quick.”
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taylor swift is so happy for harry styles. i love it #GRAMMYs
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Taylor Swift after naming one the saddest songs in her catalogue ‘happiness’
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3 years
Bill Gates’ wife trying out her new Mac
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3 years
RIP to one of the funniest people ever, Betty White.
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4 years
I love Mariah Carey so much
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4 years
Remember when Taylor Swift got bored in quarantine so she decided to make the Grammy Album of the Year
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6 years
me: eh i don’t care about Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson TMZ: they broke up also me:
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4 years
taylor swift when she tweets "not a lot going on at the moment"
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2 years
And people got mad she used facial recognition software for security at her concerts. This is terrifying.
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Taylor Swift stalker has been arrested after showing up to her New York home, TMZ reports. He allegedly used the building’s intercom, which she answered, and threatened to hurt her if she refused to be with him.
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@RyanSchocket
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4 years
Clean by Taylor Swift is an experience, not a song.
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@RyanSchocket
Ryan Schocket
4 years
When Taylor Swift sends you a cardigan on a rainy day 😭. I love you @taylorswift13 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@RyanSchocket
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5 years
Lizzo carried the amount of support Taylor Swift received from male musicians this year #AMAs
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If Taylor Swift has helped your career, speak up. Especially if you’re a man with a following. Looking at you, Ed Sheehan and Shawn Mendes. If she covered your song, put your song on a playlist, or brought you out on stage, repay the favor. And hurry up
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4 years
Happy 420. Never forget when Taylor Swift became a pot icon named Becky and then wore this shirt.
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@RyanSchocket
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3 years
kinda concerned for myself by how fast i learned all the words to All Too Well 10 min version...
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Taylor Swift asking Justin Bieber backstage at the Grammys why he keeps using her name for publicity (2019)
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Ryan Schocket
4 years
Don't talk to me about anything for the rest of the year unless it's about Taylor Swift.
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3 years
I would like a short film for every Taylor Swift song from now on. Thank you. #AllTooWellTheShortFilm
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4 years
True Taylor Swift fans know her transition to lowercase letters is a big deal...
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4 years
Taylor Swift when she realizes she has 94 songs on the loverfolkeverwoodfest setlist
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3 years
Really though “Taylor Swift is the music industry” isn’t hyperbole.
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4 years
Yup
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5 years
Just talked to Taylor Swift. I told her to make Cruel Summer a single. She said “Don’t I have to wait til summer?” I said, “No, we need it now with a IKYWT-vibe vid.” She was into it. She gave me a hug and thanked me for my writing. I told her “We’ll always have your back.”
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3 years
Me listening to folklore: ok yes folklore is better than evermore Me listening to evermore: ok yes evermore is better than folklore
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5 years
FYI hating Taylor Swift is not a personality trait.
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3 years
when taylor swift said at least i'm trying i felt that
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4 years
The panic in Colton Underwood... every gay has felt this
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5 years
@KimKardashian That’s editing luv
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3 years
Taylor Swift releasing the 10-minute version of All Too Well
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5 years
If you still hate Taylor Swift in 2019 you need to get it together and realize your behavior is concerning
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3 years
all i want is to be drunk at a taylor swift concert and hear "i'm taylor"
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2 years
11 Grammys 0 Grammys
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4 years
Taylor Swift sold 1.3 albums in 24 hours. No big promo, no performances, interviews, nothing. She let her art speak for itself. Congratulations queen @taylorswift13
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Taylor Swift’s ‘Folklore’ Sells 1.3 Million Copies in 24 Hours
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2 years
Cruel Summer is seriously the best song I’ve ever heard. I will not rest until Taylor Swift acknowledges it.
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5 years
Basically, the whole phone call leaked, revealing Taylor Swift never consented to being called “that bitch.” She never lied or was a “snake.” She was recorded illegally and manipulated by Kanye West and everyone owes her an apology.
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6 years
I’ve seen Taylor Swift multiple times on tour. It’s always amazing. But the Reputation Tour — the setlist, the vocals, her confidence, the set pieces, the theatricality of it all — surpassed her other tours. It was unreal.
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4 years
taylor swift in 2017: they're burning all the witches even if you aren't one 🙄 taylor swift in 2020: i am a witch and here is my witch remix
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3 years
"I don't really like taylor swi-" me:
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5 years
In 2020, normalize treating Taylor Swift with the same respect you treat male artists.
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4 years
I need a new Taylor Swift song.
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4 years
The fallen scooter. I love Taylor Swift omg
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2 years
The VMAs is literally a Nicki Minaj concert I’m obsessed
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5 years
All I can say is that Taylor Swift deserves this happiness so much.
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Ryan Schocket
6 years
Shawn Mendes for Calvin Klein. I’m shaking
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2 months
5+ years later…
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Ryan Schocket
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SO..after 2nd date w this guy, we went to his apt to drink wine on his bed. We started talking abt Taylor Swift. He asked my fav song& I said All Too Well. He said never heard it. I guess it triggered rage in me bc I squeezed my FULL glass&legit shattered it ON HIS BED like THIS:
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Taylor said y’all will go to bed when I decide.
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6 years
Taylor Swift just got political for the first time and I’m so proud of her.
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4 years
Taylor Swift 2020.
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3 years
i haven't even gotten 1% tired of all too well 10 minute version...
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Jake Gyllenhaal when Taylor wins an Oscar before him for the All Too Well short film
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3 years
Omfg
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In 2019, Taylor Swift is speaking out against hate in all forms — homophobia, racism, BULLYING — and I'm so here for it.
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I miss Taylor Swift. I hope she’s relaxing and icing her shoulders. I know they’re sore from carrying the music industry this summer.
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5 years
Katy Perry is pregnant. This woman gave us Teenage Dream so y’all will be happy for her.
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The way Taylor Swift treats her fans should be a template for present and future superstars. It’s really unmatched.
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Nils Sjoberg (Taylor’s songwriting pseudonym) is listed on the LWYMMD cover’s credit. She’s using the pseudonym again to get around her music being hijacked from her. Taylor Swift will not be silenced and I love it.
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The first cardigan I’ve ever owned is from Taylor Swift 😭
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6 years
"On the way out, he did kiss me. He just kissed me. It was a kiss on the lips. No tongue kiss... I was like, 'That didn't just happen.'" — Jordyn Woods on the Tristan Thompson situation
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Woke up willing to fight anyone who doesn’t like Taylor Swift
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4 years
Girl...she records herself writing her songs in real time. Stream album of the year Folklore for increased brain cell count!
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Taylor Swift is a fraud and depends on 30 other people to write or produce her songs for her and another 12 to auto tune her voice.. She's a product. She's a can of Pepsi. And you fell for it.
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I honestly think Taylor Swift needs a friend who knows how to fight and I’m ready to fill that role immediately.
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Threats are never OK but let’s remember that during 2016 — a time when Taylor Swift was hated, threatened, stalked, and dealing with a sexual assault case — Scooter and his artist Justin Bieber piled onto that, just a few years before taking the one constant in her life: her art.
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6 years
The head of IHOb watching people tweet about Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson when it was supposed to be their day.
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Here’s me explaining what “bussy” means to @JackAntonoff
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Taylor Swift forgives people just as quickly as they are to hate her for no reason.
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Honestly though, #YouNeedToCalmDown talks about self-expression, bullying, double standards, being gay, AND it's an 80s synth-esque bop. Thank you, @taylorswift13 .
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Writing about Taylor Swift is one of my favorite things to do — even though it's really difficult narrowing down her best work. Here's my ranking of her top 100 performances ever.❣️
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Peace by Taylor Swift is almost on All Too Well's level, FYI.
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Taylor Swift getting an AOTY nom is just a tradition for her at this point.
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I will never feel bad for Scooter Braun.
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Taylor Swift come back to twitter we will protect you
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me: I'm not someone who cares about the Kardashians TMZ: Kylie Jenner is pregnant. me:
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Mariah Carey performing to a sold-out Madison Square Garden — 1995/2019.
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I forgot to check my mail for a few days and just opened this Taylor Swift Christmas gift. Fucking love you @taylorswift13
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4 years
How many Grammys does Taylor Swift have?
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Taylor Swift third album of the year coming tonight I feel it in my soul
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TAYLOR SWIFT
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YESSS I TOLD YOU @taylorswift13
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Just talked to Taylor Swift. I told her to make Cruel Summer a single. She said “Don’t I have to wait til summer?” I said, “No, we need it now with a IKYWT-vibe vid.” She was into it. She gave me a hug and thanked me for my writing. I told her “We’ll always have your back.”
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The first six Taylor Swift albums getting ready to be re-recorded in the studio with even better quality and vocals
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When Taylor Swift said I’ve been having a hard time adjusting ... I felt that
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There was awkward audience laughter when Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner said their family tells their stories "unfiltered and unscripted." Yikes. #Emmys2019
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Taylor Swift showing up at the ACM Awards
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And there goes The Last Great American Dynasty
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I am so sick of people hating on Taylor Swift. I've been a fan of hers since she's debuted and seen every type of person come for her— strangers, exes, her friends, and even people whose careers she's significantly furthered. It's always unprovoked and I'M OVER IT.
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Respect Taylor Swift.
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4 years
ARE U KIDDING
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Ariana Grande just subtweeted Pete Davidson and then said “thank u, next.”
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I love Taylor Swift saying the most rebellious thing she did as a teenager was when she iconically “put Joe Jonas on blast. That was too much. I was 18. We laugh about it now.”
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Taylor Swift deserves this happiness. ❤️
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Olivia rodrigo: you're so pretty it makes me feel insecure Sabrina carpenter: I fuck your ex-boyfriend ok?
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Lover is a Taylor Swift album like no other. It’s one of HEALING. I think Taylor was broken from past relationships, betrayal, bullying, sexism, stalking, assault, family struggles. Finding love didn’t fix those things, but made her able to view the world in bright color again.
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I miss Taylor Swift so much
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I wrote about how Taylor Swift was telling the truth the whole time. The Full Taylor Swift-Kanye Phone Call Leaked And, Turns Out, Taylor Swift Was Telling The Truth
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The CDC recommends that men shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift.
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