So uh,
@taylorswift13
...
I appreciate the shoutout but you're looking for
@VancityReynolds
.
PS: I'm a big fan. Especially "Style" and "Shake It Off."
Seriously. Ask my teenage sons. I sing along in the car.
I'm so old and so lame.
If you sit in front of the TV and do a shot every time a commercial mentions some variation on "in these uncertain times..." you will be drunk in 20 minutes.
@RexChapman
Dentists aren't forced to carry patients. They can refuse service and drop someone from their practice if they're going to be belligerent.
And once this video gets around, this lady's going to have a hard time finding someone to clean her teeth.
My sons are 18 and 20 and we'd never done a concert together until tonight when we saw
@JasonIsbell
in Evansville. The 18-year-old, who like most teens can be difficult to impress, walked out of the Victory Theater on Cloud 9. I think we all did. Thanks for the memories, Jason.
If you could play the guitar just well enough to belt out one song, what would it be?
I bring this up because I heard "Money for Nothing" tonight on the radio and I'm pretty sure that's my pick.
My nephew is at Noblesville West. He texted his dad to let him know he's ok. Called my mom. Haven't heard her this shook up before, ever. She loves her grandkids. I love my nephew. Let's fix this.
Look,
@gwenstefani
... I want to say this has been two of the most exciting minutes of my life. Loved you in No Doubt. Still love you now. I think you're wonderful. You're welcome to follow me.... but I bet you meant to click on
@VancityReynolds
.
Hi, this is Ryan Reynolds. Not that one. But Ryan Reynolds, nonetheless. With a hurricane coming, it's important you know how to use a generator in a way that doesn't leave you dead.
Pool.
Also, a note for those people showing up here today who are new to the joke:
* If you're looking for the actor, try
@VancityReynolds
* If you're looking for the newest member of the
@Cubs
farm system ... I don't think he has an account.
* If you're looking for me, here I am.
Some personal news, as they say:
I work with a great team of journalists, too many to name in 280 characters. And I live in a wonderful community.
I love journalism and I love Evansville. I'm thrilled to have this opportunity.
Our city (Evansville) was in the path of totality for the eclipse.
I can't even begin to describe how amazing that was.
You get to a certain age and you think you've seen everything and then you experience something completely new and different and it's just ... wonderful.
Saw Hobbs and Shaw tonight.
The star of the show, obviously, was Twitter doppelganger
@VancityReynolds
.
All I know is that if it's wrong to enjoy hot rods trying to yank a helicopter out of the sky, I don't want to be right.
Mattingly, a 6-time all-star, 9-time Gold Glove winner and .307 career hitter whose debilitating back pain cut short a career that still saw him compile more than 2,100 hits over 13 seasons, one of them an MVP campaign.
I get McGriff being in. He deserves it. So does Mattingly.
Glad Scott Van Pelt was on duty tonight. He's the one guy on the broadcast sports media landscape you can trust to handle these kind of thing as well as it can be handled.
Oh man, imagine having the same name as a famous Hollywood filmmaker and getting communications from people who want you to introduce them to Ryan Reynolds, what a disaster how could one go on?
So uh, what happens if other people accuse someone of impersonating someone but it's really just a matter of someone having the same name?
Asking for a friend.
The Castle basketball program announced today the death of Dr. Mark Nunge, father of four (including Jack and Jessica) an an ER doc at Deaconess.
Dr. Nunge took great care of my wife a couple of years ago when we took her to the ER with a post-surgery complication. Terrific man.
Huge Midwestern thank you to
@VancityReynolds
for this wonderful
@AviationGin
fitted baseball hat and a fifth of the good stuff that showed up at my front door today.
Best. FedEx. Package. Ever.
I can't get over this photo from Monday night's Evansville City Council meeting, which looks like it should be an album cover from a 1980s British new wave band.
Hey
@VancityReynolds
I got some of your mail here again.
I think.
I'm pretty sure that カメオ is "handsome shitbag" and I'm not handsome. So, here you go.
The softball field lights are on at North High School on a night way too chilly for a ballgame.
Like many schools, North honoring Boonville's Ashton Pryor, who died this morning.
The thermometer on my dashboard says 32 degrees, but it feels so much colder then that tonight.
His gin company sent me gin.
He made a lot of my friends laugh by dropping randomly into my mentions.
He seems like a genuinely nice man.
Yes, I offered him my handle. For free. He declined. Said he wouldn't dream of it.
5/x
If you are in the path of Tropical Storm Nicole, now is the time to prepare. Make sure you have working flashlights. If you're using a portable generator, make sure you have working carbon monoxide alarms and your generator is outdoors, at least 20ft away from your home.
UPSTATE NEW YORK:
For Halloween a guy built an articulating arm controlled by 1 HP motors that move around a gigantic inflatable spider in his yard.
Incredible...
Reminder that everything comes back to Evansville somehow:
Stephen F. Austin shocked Duke tonight in college basketball.
The president of Stephen F. Austin?
Former USI engineering school dean Scott Gordon.
Anyway, everyone should have the experience of getting name dropped by a People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive on social media for years.
It's a story I'll tell my grandkids after this app is dead and
@VancityReynolds
is in his Paul Newman-in-Nobody's-Fool stage of his career
6/x
My son takes the SAT tomorrow.
Lots of other kids are taking the SAT at some point this week.
I'll remind you of what I'll remind him of in the morning when I drop him off.
You're more than a test score.
Your accomplishments in this world aren't reliant on a number.
Woke up to one of those company-generated emails this morning congratulating me on my work anniversary at the
@courierpress
. 24 years. The days haven't always been easy, but living and working in this town has always been something I'm proud of. Thanks. Evansville.
Hi. I'm Ryan Reynolds. Not that one. The other one. On behalf of my friends at
@USCPSC
, I'm here to share their reminder that the only generator you should use inside the house is a meme generator.
Stay warm. Stay safe.
Carbon monoxide is a deadly gas you can't see or smell, that can kill within minutes. Never run a portable generator indoors. Never run a generator in your garage, even if the garage door is open.
Today is the 54th day of Indiana high school baseball season.
In Evansville, there's been rain on 35 of those 54 days.
Of 19 rain-free days, 6 were Sundays, when you can't play or practice.
So: 34 rainy days out of 47 available for practice/games.
This spring sucks.
Hi, I'm Ryan Reynolds. Not THE Ryan Reynolds. That's
@VancityReynolds
.
Still, I'm here with an important message about generator safety this winter with the help of my friends
@USCPSC
and these magnificent huskies.
If they could talk, those dogs would tell you: Safety first.
The bad news is, to win the tickets, you have to let Rex film you jumping off a roof and landing spine-first on a picket fence for his next "block or charge" video.
Can we just sit back for a moment and admire that
@USIBaseball
went on the road to a ranked school to start its season and not only managed a sweep, but did it while scoring 40 (!!!!) runs in three games.
Lucas McNew: 6 of 15, 2 2B, HR, 9 RBIs.
cc:
@CoachStotts
Question: if my son is going to have to take a year's worth of gen ed classes at a 4-year state school by distance ed this year at $269 per credit hour, why shouldn't he just go do those classes through Ivy Tech and save nearly $4000 this year, then transfer to 4-year school.