Charlotte @RoylePin Twitter profile

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

6 years

“My husband is a therapist for Pygmy goats and I only work on a full moon. Our budget is £3.4million” #GrandDesigns

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Charlotte

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2 years

A can’t of coke ☹️

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2 years

It’s a no John. Hard no.

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Charlotte

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5 years

Don’t interrupt me for a while, I really need to concentrate on this.

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4 years

Don’t interrupt me for a while, I really need to concentrate on this.

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Charlotte

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4 years

Mum just got bukkake and focaccia mixed up. It’s been nice, guys. *dies*

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Charlotte

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4 years

9 very good points, here. #Fatima

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Charlotte

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4 years

Just be careful what you give to clients. This in fact says PLUS VAT.

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Charlotte

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2 years

This. Is. 39. ✌🏽

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5 years

Don’t interrupt me for a while. I really need to concentrate on this.

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Charlotte

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5 years

He’s alive guys. And enjoying a skinny flat white in Chester. #uhHuh

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Charlotte

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5 years

One of my biggest faults is asking someone their name and forgetting to listen to what their name is.

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Charlotte

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2 years

Happy in Wales. 😎

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Due to unforeskin circumcisions.

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Charlotte

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2 years

Gone full Farah.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Fragility.jpg

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Charlotte

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2 years

Caribbean ready. Sure. 🥴

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

NOT NOW, SCIENCE. Not fucking now.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 months

Cheers lads. Tfi.

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Charlotte

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4 years

Want to see a dog sulk? Put her on a strict diet.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Home Alone.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

11 months

Here’s to the next 40 years of fucking chaos. ✌🏽

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Date night!

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Butterflied and bbq’d a leg of lamb. Someone fucking marry me ffs.

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Charlotte

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3 years

We all need to be a lot fucking nicer to each other. A lot.

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Charlotte

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3 years

Got pissed with mother 😍

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Going to the pub gratuitous selfie.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

1 year

Just heard a British person call the police “the feds” and the person he was talking to didn’t bat an eyelid, so I killed them.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Just been calling another driver a ‘stupid fucking moron’ and worse for about 2 miles. Got to the traffic lights, turned to glare and… it’s my dad. 👍🏼

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Sometimes only Heinz tomato soup and cheese on toast will do.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Your complete and utter fuckwit name is your birth month followed by your favourite colour.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

I have scrubbed up. Ish.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Here’s a hill I’m prepared to die on. Gin all tastes the same and is ‘a bit shit’.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

I’ve said it before, but men (always men) replying to a tweet via DM is really weird. Ask me on my TL and I’ll reply, DM (often when we’ve never conversed before) and it’s creepy and I imagine your wife wouldn’t approve. Stop it.

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Charlotte

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3 years

I was supposed to have a second date today and it didn’t happen because honestly, no idea. Maybe I’ll let you know when/if I ever do. But on the back of it I’ve deleted all dating apps and I’m done. That was my final straw. A dog walk & coffee that didn’t happen. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Friday nighting hard ✌🏼

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

No thanks.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

On site today the contractor told me to “leave the men’s jobs to the men” so I killed him.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Not really one to take photos through my neighbours window but fucking hell.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Good morning!

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

DID YOU KNOW that you don’t have to make a shitty comment on something you don’t like the look of? I know. Mind blowing.

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Charlotte

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3 years

PUB PUB PUB!

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Charlotte

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2 years

Big hair Saturday. ✌🏽

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Charlotte

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5 years

Roses are red We both have strong thighs

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Charlotte

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4 years

Look, I’m sorry. #wales

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Charlotte

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5 years

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.”

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Charlotte

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3 years

Stop with the sneering. People shop. People socialise. PEOPLE NEED A BIKINI WAX. You don’t want to, fine. But fucking hell, stop judging people for wanting to leave the four walls we’ve been looking at for months.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Some bloke threw his toys out of the pram because I told him I didn’t want to go on a 2nd date. I’ve wasted his time apparently. And money! I’ve wasted his money. I’m not sure what my point is other than if a woman doesn’t fancy you, just accept it and move on. Don’t tantrum.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

6 years

Me, minding my own business until someone points a camera at me.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

1 year

After saying I wasn’t going to booze this weekend, my best pal and I had a 12 hour session yesterday. 🥴

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

WINE’S ARRIVED.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

My sister came over for a distanced BBQ last night. We laughed like drains and got absolutely fucking shitfaced. We broke every single one of my good wine glasses and I couldn’t give a shit.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Early contender for venn of the year.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

My new sunglasses, ladies and gents. I’m 37.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

The amount of people berating me for making a drink using a Russian product is extraordinary. Having a vodka doesn’t mean I’m pro Putin lads. Grow up.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

6 years

Sea bass.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Changed my underwear, shall we go again? TO. THE. PUB. ✌🏽

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

When you open the treat cupboard. 👋🏽 They were all asleep 0.7 seconds ago in various parts the house.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

You know, there’s no Twitter handbook. Follow who the fuck you want. Unfollow, mute and block at will. You don’t have to like everyone and as sure as I’ve just typed that, not everyone will like you. You do you. But Christ, stop banging on about it. It’s TWITTER.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Salty hair and no fucking cares.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Sunday lunch ready. ✌🏼

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Calm down, Mike.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Let’s bridesmaid, yeah?

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

This sounds like something someone who employs seagulls would say.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Babysitting hour 1. One of them managed to lock himself in the dog crate. Gonna be a long 48 hours.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Women having an opinion on Twitter.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

This is 38. The years keep coming, eh?

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

@giftedrascal What

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

10 months

Big hair, absofuckinglutely do not care.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

You’re not drinking alone if the dog’s home.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Don’t interrupt me for a while. I really need to concentrate on this.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

We’ve all been there.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Home from the pub in b&w.

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Charlotte

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4 years

A serious, and correct, decision was made.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

7 years

I think Mark E Smith would be happy to know he was, without doubt, the worst and hardest person I ever worked with. I’ll miss him. RIP.

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Charlotte

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3 years

Let me show you my moon…

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Strip club sign of the year.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

I have been talking to a chap and in my hungover state asked him out and he’s said yes. Christ.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Same pal. SAME.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Remember I had a massive rant about dating apps and then deleted them all vowing to never use them again. Well that was a Monday. The Saturday of that week I met someone in a bar. About an hour ago we agreed to GO TO THE GYM TOGETHER. Fucking hell.

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Charlotte

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3 years

AWARDS. READY. ✌🏽

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Yes that’s right. I’m wearing sequins and have turned a boring plane into a DISCO PLANE

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Someone I know who’s a massive anti-vaxxer’s husband got double jabbed on the quiet and I’m LIVING FOR THE FALL OUT 🥰

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Let me introduce you to my niece, Penelope. We’re in the pub. 💪🏼🥰

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Hungover in charge of my godson. So far we’ve been for Botox, eaten some Haribo, next… the pub.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Just taken delivery of a skin tight leather dress if you wanna now how that mid life crisis is panning out. 🥵

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Lockdown week one project complete: paint my knackered kitchen bright green.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Grim up north.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Once upon a time I designed a pub. Hopefully there will be another one to design one day. Because I REALLY MISS THE PUB. #interiordesign

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

8 months

Here’s my actual selfie. I’m pissed with my jumpsuit around my ankles rn, looking like this is a pipe dream

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Cuddling fans at the airport. CUDDLING FANS AT THE AIRPORT. Sure mate. Sure. *does wanker gesture*

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

Here’s a before and after of my bedroom. It’s not to everyone’s taste and is a *little* eclectic, but I bloody love it. #interiordesign

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

Successfully gave up tinned sardines and Pernod for Lent. Again. 37th year on the trot. Phew.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Pissed. MERRY CHRISTMAS MATES.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

2 years

Excuse the ‘just been fucked in a bush’ hair but I followed a makeup TikTok and it WORKED.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

4 years

When women post a selfie and then tear men who (kindly) comment on it to shreds is a corner of Twitter I fucking hate.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

5 years

Hey! Men of the Internet! I’m never, EVER going to apologise to you for saying something you don’t like, doesn’t fit with your ideal of what women should do or say, or that you feel is attention seeking. I’m perfectly happy being this awful, awful way. ✌🏽

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

11 months

B&W to hide my age. Have fun kids.

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Charlotte

@RoylePin

3 years

I hope that Emma Tustin never has a day when she’s not in screaming agony.

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