Chubby Brown @RoyChubbsBrown Twitter profile

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Oh Trevor Sinclair is racist, He beats up women too, He hates the Royal Family, And guzzles Special Brew, He cried inside a cop car, Cos he's a fuckin knob, He laughed about the Queen and he lost his fuckin job! #YFB

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6 years

Just ordered some Chinese food. The Chinese man delivering said it was £20. I asked “Do you know what Katie Price’s Son is called?” He said “Harfey Price”...I said cheers mate there’s a Tenner now fuck off! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

Meanwhile in Newcastle .... #YFB

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3 years

As Oasis told him…,”don’t lean back Elanga …I heard you say “ @Boro 🔴⚪️

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Chubby Brown

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10 months

Seasons Greetings… #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Just saw my neighbour taking her Syrian refugee child for a stroll in the park... #ShaveTheChildren #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Got myself a Sam Smith outfit from the @Aldi middle aisle 👌🏼 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

If @Boro beat @SpursOfficial tonight in FA Cup… I will give £200 @amazon voucher to someone selected at random who RTs this message. Good luck and up the Boro! 🔴⚪️ #UTB #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

As a Dad I'll never forget my son's first words..."Where the fucking hell have you been for the last 22 years, you fat ugly cunt!" #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Fuck you Argentina... #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

The wife was in the kitchen this morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud bang and I found her collapsed on the floor not breathing. I was in a panic and had no fucking idea what to do Then I remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Decent game that…really enjoyed it 👍🏻 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her Fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock...cos Jill's a fucking Tranny! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

I told the Wife ...do NOT go out and panic buy. Imagine my surprise when I came home to find fucking Andy Carroll in the Kitchen! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

The England team visited an orphanage in France yesterday "It's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope" said Philippe age 6

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

So... £200 fine for more than 6 in your house, 40 people party, £5 deposit on the door if you get caught, get it back if you don’t 🍺👍🏻 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

RT if you want Chubbs to sort this fucking mess out! #ConfidenceVote #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Nice to see Kim Jong-un enjoying the Spurs game tonight! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

What's got 3 teeth and 100 legs? A fucking Methadone queue! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

Christian. Please be well. Social media: this is all that matters. Not who said what, or what the TV did. Just him. That’s all that matters.

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

Meanwhile in Liverpool... #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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1 year

Here’s a picture of my Christmas Tree. It’s in the shed…because it’s still fucking November! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Bumped into James Arthur last night...think I gave him the hump. Ugly cunt #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

These new selection boxes are shite! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Day 1 without football: had to spend time with the missus and I just found out she no longer works in Woolworths! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

RT or Like if you want Chubbs to step in as Prime Minister #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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7 years

Merry Fucking Christmas!!! 🎁🎉🎊🎅🎄 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Guess who’s back Fuckers!!! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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12 years

I didn't even know he'd died... R.I.P to H from Steps #YFB http://t.co/YzSWVMb3nC

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Chubby Brown

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1 year

#YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

No jokes, no quips, no banter...this has been a shit year. Remember those you love and have gone. Happy New Year and smash 2021 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged. #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

My arsehole was sore after a hot curry...The split arse of a Wife said "ringsting" I said 'why?, what the fuck will he know about it?" ... DaftCunt #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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1 year

Sad news… Lost a family member in the hot weather. Seems Hayfever has actually killed her… RIP Auntie Histamine #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Great News… a brand new car is being launched in Portugal, which now includes space in the boot for a child. It's called the Renault McCann 😬 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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7 years

Hope that scotch miserable tennis playing cunt gets beat for moving Eastenders to BBC2 What a 🛎🔚 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York! He had ten thousand men! He also had ten thousand girls, Under the age of ten! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Keep hearing about Sterling struggling against the dollar. People forget he's also struggled at #mancity and #EURO2016

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Think I’ve just accidentally connected my mobile by Bluetooth to @BBCSport Sorry about that @GaryLineker 😬👍🏻 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

The Wife told me to get our Ginger Grandson ready for his first day at school...so I punched the little cunt in the face & stole his dinner money #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Its true what they say…Give a Scouser a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing rod and he'll steal your car keys from your hall table. #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

The signing guy sums it up perfectly...keep smiling tho #YFB #Lockdown2

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

I was having sex with a woman when her husband came home early. She told me to use the back door and I’d have to be quick... In hindsight I should have just left, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

I agree with Megan...racism needs calling out EVERY time! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Goodnight and God bless to one of my all time favourite actors... Rest in Peace Burt Reynolds #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

My swimming instructor asked, "What's your favourite stroke?" I said it was the one that finished off Margaret Thatcher 😬 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Some lads in Boro have stole £5000 worth of Red Bull from a local delivery truck. How do these bastards sleep at night!? #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

#YFB

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Chubby Brown

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7 years

Wish me luck...I’m starting Dry January tonight 🍺 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words… “Stop shaking the ladder you little twat." #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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9 months

Merseyside Police have advised people to avoid Liverpool City Centre. Nothings happened… It’s just a shithole #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

'Just don't answer the door and he'll eventually fuck off' #TrumpUKVisit

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

Cheltenham Tips: 13.20 - Ronseal. Great over fences 13.55 - V Neck. Good jumper 14.30 - Weak Bladder. Will piss it. 15.05 - Lunchtime. 12/1 15.40 - Foundation. Put your house on it. 16.15 - Dusty carpet. Never been beaten 16.50 - Ironing Board. Put you shirt on it

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Doing my weekly shop in Morrisons, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper left. Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm “NO” was the answer. Walking back to the bogs with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a fucking walk of shame!

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

#YFB

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Chubby Brown

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10 months

Merry Christmas to all my followers, hope everyone has a good day. Remember, it’s not whats under the tree …it’s who is around it ❤️🎄🎅 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

My mate just phoned me in tears. His wife just left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish. Poor bastard. No woman no sky. #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

No fucking pleasing the wife...thought she’d be pleased I’ve Fostered a dog! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Police - "What's your emergency?" Me - "Two girls are fighting over me" Police - "OK, so what's the problem?" Me - "The fat one's winning"

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

I didn’t even know he had died but RIP to the one and only H from Steps #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Latest score... England 1-0 Dirty Columbian Cunts #ENGCOL

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Honey G looks like someone has set fire to her face and then tried to put it out with a golf shoe...fucking minging #YFB #Xfactor

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Lose to the better team not really an issue, but if we lose because of inept (corrupt) officials, that’s not acceptable. England have been the better team for me 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ Oh and the French are cunts! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

This man cares...

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

Today we remember, those who gave for our Tomorrow. #RemembranceSunday #LestWeForget

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

Hopefully this the first and last time I see Sam Ryder this year #LongHairedPrick

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Chubby Brown

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12 years

If this doesn't scare the kids, nothing will....Happy Halloween! #YFB http://t.co/sJEM8Wj0

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

Guy walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says "Hi. the names Bond" she says "Don't tell me, it's JAMES? to which he replies "No, it's UNI and i'm here to fill ya crack in" #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

I feel sorry for Wales tonight...but feel more sorry for those poor sheep who will be sore tomorrow! 🐏💦 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

On a positive note, “Where’s Wally” is a piece of piss now! 😬 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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11 months

If you’ve been to Benidorm you will know… RIP Sticky Vicky #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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7 years

I grew up in a rough area. As a kid people would cover me in Chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...was tough in the Gateau 😬 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Roses are red, Pigtails are twisted Bend over splitarse, You're about to get fisted #YFB #valentines ⁠ ⁠😍

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Police have arrested 2 kids...One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks They've charged one and let the other one off

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Chubby Brown

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2 years

She rocked for 96 years… She will ALWAYS be Number One. R.I.P Ma’am…your work is done #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?” He said, “No fatty...don’t fucking eat anything!!!” #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Please RT if you think @piersmorgan is an attention seeking 🛎🔚 #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

I bought the Wife (Splitarse) a world map and said “Throw a dart at it love...and wherever it lands we will go after Covid ends”...looks like we are spending 2 weeks behind the fucking fridge! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Come on England....fuck you Rolf and Kylie!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

It’s gonna take some serious fingerblasting from Fill Neville to cheer them lot up tonight 👍🏻

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Just been offered twenty five grand from the Chairman to make an appearance at the Brittle Bone Society Awards Dinner I nearly snapped his fucking hand off #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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11 years

England score and the roof at Wembley lifts off...good job the workforce to repair it are sitting in the away end! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

What do you get if you cross a pirate and a paedophile? Arrr Kelly #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Letter from ITV Thanks for entering your wife for our new quiz show but think you misheard the title..the show is called "fact hunt" #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Yeah Honey G, "Jump Jump"...off a fucking cliff you four eyed freak! #YFB #CrapRap

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Chubby Brown

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3 years

Thoughts and prayers are with @Cristiano tonight and the forthcoming days. The UK supports you both during your terrible loss. So tragic!

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Wife's just answered the phone & a pervert said "Have you got a tight hairy twat?" She said "Yes he's on the sofa, do you want him?" #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Nice touch from Manchester United #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Apparently, if you hold a Shellsuit to your ear, you can actually hear the sound of a Scouser breaking into a house! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

#YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Bang...fuck off Scotland you battered Mars Bar eating cunts...oh and leave the goalpost alone after the game! #EnglandvScotland #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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4 years

What a shitty week this has been. First my Mother in Law got ran over by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

What bounces and makes kids cry?...My donation cheque to Children in Need! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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6 years

Playing Board Games tonight... this ones a bit fucking hard mind!!! #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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5 years

Just phoned the Council and asked if it was ok to have a skip outside my house. Cheeky cunt said " Go for it fatty, bit of exercise won't hurt you" #YFB

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Chubby Brown

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8 years

Fucking hell...Claire Balding has let herself go! Ahhh hang on it's Eddie Izzard TV's on TV #SPOTY #YFB

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