DO NOT FOLLOW IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED...YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING WARNED! (This is a Parody Account and NOT real Chubby Brown). OVER 18s ONLY ⛔️they are just jokes!
Oh Trevor Sinclair is racist,
He beats up women too,
He hates the Royal Family,
And guzzles Special Brew,
He cried inside a cop car,
Cos he's a fuckin knob,
He laughed about the Queen and he lost his fuckin job!
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Just ordered some Chinese food.
The Chinese man delivering said it was £20. I asked “Do you know what Katie Price’s Son is called?” He said “Harfey Price”...I said cheers mate there’s a Tenner now fuck off!
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The wife was in the kitchen this morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud bang and I found her collapsed on the floor not breathing. I was in a panic and had no fucking idea what to do
Then I remembered Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99
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My arsehole was sore after a hot curry...The split arse of a Wife said "ringsting"
I said 'why?, what the fuck will he know about it?" ... DaftCunt
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I was having sex with a woman when her husband came home early.
She told me to use the back door and I’d have to be quick...
In hindsight I should have just left, but it’s not every day you get an offer like that!
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Cheltenham Tips:
13.20 - Ronseal. Great over fences
13.55 - V Neck. Good jumper
14.30 - Weak Bladder. Will piss it.
15.05 - Lunchtime. 12/1
15.40 - Foundation. Put your house on it.
16.15 - Dusty carpet. Never been beaten
16.50 - Ironing Board. Put you shirt on it
Doing my weekly shop in Morrisons, I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper left. Reluctantly I headed to the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm “NO” was the answer. Walking back to the bogs with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a fucking walk of shame!
Lose to the better team not really an issue, but if we lose because of inept (corrupt) officials, that’s not acceptable.
England have been the better team for me 🏴⚽️
Oh and the French are cunts!
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Guy walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says "Hi. the names Bond" she says "Don't tell me, it's JAMES? to which he replies "No, it's UNI and i'm here to fill ya crack in"
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I went to the doctors recently. He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”
I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”
He said, “No fatty...don’t fucking eat anything!!!”
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I bought the Wife (Splitarse) a world map and said “Throw a dart at it love...and wherever it lands we will go after Covid ends”...looks like we are spending 2 weeks behind the fucking fridge!
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Just been offered twenty five grand from the Chairman to make an appearance at the Brittle Bone Society Awards Dinner I nearly snapped his fucking hand off
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Just phoned the Council and asked if it was ok to have a skip outside my house. Cheeky cunt said " Go for it fatty, bit of exercise won't hurt you"
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