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Why did I come back? Oh well, might as well indulge. I'm mainly on here to vibe. Sorry to disappoint you all. Occasional 18+ posts

United States
Joined January 2019
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@RoudanskAlamir
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5 months
As my follow list grows with people who are probably not going to like some of my takes, I think I should get this out in the open. I'm American and I do still love my country (even if it's alot of tough love at this point). In other words, I unironically look and act like this.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Similar to fanservice, an entire generation got tricked into thinking "edge" is inherently a bad thing too and they similarly dismissed it under the guise of "growing up." "Truly growing up is realizing everything you thought was cool as a teen is, in fact, still fucking cool."
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@RoudanskAlamir
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The virgin issue ignorer vs the chad shot firer.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@Merk_Gang I cannot reiterate enough how refreshing it is to finally see a kid who's not doing it for politics or even the fame but completely and authentically for the lulz.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@MrYGuy2 Counterpoint:
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@RoudanskAlamir
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In just 4 weeks, we've had no less than three copypastas.
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@TheStrxggler Man dies, woman most affected
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@RoudanskAlamir
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With the whole Vic Mignogna thing going on, I offer a friendly reminder:
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@emilyzulllo Soup spiller:
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@RAZ0RFIST "So you pilot these mechs and use them to destroy, and I quote, 'clanner scum'..."
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@myaaruiz @HarleyCo2 Imao, he made ICarly. That show would have been completely irredeemable without him.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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What do you call a pissed off white guy? A salted cracker
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@RoudanskAlamir
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3 years
@LumpyTheCook @SuperNerdLand It's more that Deus Ex was originally intended to be a parody game that was built around the concept of "what if every conspiracy theory turned out to be true" and it turned out they actually were which turned Deus Ex into an unintentional nostradamus piece.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@belet_seri Never forget
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@RoudanskAlamir
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This who y'all simping over?
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@VGArtAndTidbits Reminder that they absolutely knew what they were doing.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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4 years
Never has there been a more apt time for this meme
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@BULLETSYMPHONY "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going." "OMG LOOK AT THIS PORN ADDICT!"
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@smurfsalott @enigma0451 Ruby when Jaune tries to cover for Yang by feigning attraction to each other.
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@IncarnatedFiend NGL, this was a sub tweet. I don't feel like dealing with his 10k+ followers but I've always found his takes on "edgy" media to be coal. It just sounds like someone who would get filtered by kino like Golgo 13 similar to a fanservice hater being filtered by a shonen.
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@SquidMechanicus *Literally kills the entire RTS genre*
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@zexalchange Mf really just said
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@RoudanskAlamir
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The most worrying thing about going blatantly mask-off like this is that they would logically only do it if they're sure the general public are incapable of fighting back against them.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Translating a generic derogatory japanese word as a cringe online buzzword to own the weebs
@SarahKTranslate
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Just translated 奴ら as "incels" and I couldn't be prouder ✊
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@appabend451 Billy's legacy will be the go-to example by the anti-gamer crowd as to why gamers are racist and evil. His conduct has officially set us all back to the stone age and he will continue to set us back further so long as he still has an audience.
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@DemiurgosZophar @LivingScribe To be fair, in 2020, anything is possible at this point.
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@ManletThorin "The rape makes it better"
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>Tom & Jerry > Cringe
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@TheStrxggler Years ago I shit talked the show in a comments section and the fanboys/fangirls all swarmed me like locusts. Honestly the fact that this show even has fans depresses me as it's one of the most annoying and least funny things I've ever watched.
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@enigma0451 They turned my lovable geek into a wahmen respektor. It's so over.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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4 years
Resident Evil 2 for the N64 is there to remind us that Factor 5 (along with Rainbow Arts) was the greatest thing to ever come out of Germany and Sony deserve no forgiveness for killing them off.
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@RageGoldenEagle @enigma0451 Now you can't even be exaggeratedly horny on main without some zoomer labeling you a "porn addict"
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@kungfuman316 "Eat the rich" types always take things too far to the point of dehumanizing.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@MrYGuy2 And that's not even getting into how many times I've seen trans folks dogpile detransitioners or other trans people that warn others what a massive ordeal transitioning truly is all because they somehow see them as a threat to their identity or some shit.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@Verghast404 @mashcore4mums You have no idea. There's a huge rabbit hole regarding him if you're willing to go down it.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@TheHinduDindu I just saved this video yesterday and already I get to use it
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@Verghast404 @mashcore4mums Well, I'll try. The long and short of it is that he's quite literally pro eugenics and believes himself to be a superior being to all of us and has constantly tweeted about exterminating all stupid people (aka anyone he personally doesn't like or personally disagrees with)
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JRPG party member inflicted with poison:
@dyingscribe
Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
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I'm going to die I'm suffering oh God
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Ummm... Well then...
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@LivingScribe Never have I found a more appropriate time to use this
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@RoudanskAlamir
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"And then your favorite retro anime was brought back and given a style change" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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@LilithLovett @EnlightenedXi I think it's time to bring this back.
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@OliverJia1014 "In order to pay off these damages, you two are gonna work for me FOREVER!"
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@XiranJayZhao A combination of both the clown makeup and despicable me template. Impressive.
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@OdiliTime @c_grandmaster He's not wrong though. Junji Ito cited Tom and Jerry as one of his favorite "anime"s.
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@MrYGuy2 I've talked about this before but "friendly jabs" only work if you demonstrate that you're a genuine fan (South Park pulled it off). This on the other hand is so shallow if not outright surface level that it just comes off as disrespectful to Toriyama and his hard work.
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@dyingscribe It doesn't help that third-wave feminism has so successfully psy-op the general public into viewing women as do-no-wrong types that the current dating/relationship scene is so skewed and one-sided as a result making the risk-reward factor even less worth it.
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@dyingscribe You'd be surprised at how common this stuff was back then. Hynden Walch tweeted out rule 34 of Princess Bubblegum and Strong, on top of this, was also on the pony clopping train.
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@unvarnishedvoid They really decided to do the flirting vs harassment thing but unironically.
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@Undoomed "Love has no a-"
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@TheStrxggler Every day I'm thankful Sakura Wars isn't mainstream.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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This is why America runs on a constitutional republic as opposed to a democracy.
@Win98Tech
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WELL THAT'S IT ITS FINALLY OVER To probaly no one's suprise y'all have selected the Obsidian classic Fallout New Vegas as the Greatest Game of All time Thank you to everyone that voted and all of the feedback! This was a lot of work, and I'm glad most of you enjoyed it!
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Remember when that one PS5 scalper got robbed? Can we do something like that again?
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@kungfuman316 Vaguely related but it seems appropriate to whip this one out again.
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@NeuroBrick Not racist, just METAL #NoLivesMatter
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Normies are going to be introduced to Marathon in the worst way possible and then they're going ruin discussion about the original trilogy which, up to this point, has quite literally been ongoing since the games original release by retroactively claiming to be part of the fandom
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@DEAADSEAA I swear to God, if he ends up with the same reputation as Yamcha...
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@Bolverk15 "Stopping hate/harassment" is the new "or the terrorists win."
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@ArchonOf So literally this then
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@PandasAndVidya Bruh, you really just let one of these out
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"Sargon or Metokur?" Me:
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Once again, just to recap: >SwSh is bad >SwSh fans deserve to feel bad >Pokemon fanboys in general enabled this type of laziness by continuing to reward it via the aforementioned example and many others before it Pokemon fans have exactly the product they deserve.
@CentroLeaks
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🚨 BDSP LEAK SUMMARY THREAD 🚨 - No new forms, moves, megas, characters, events, or anything so far. - All the trainer teams are based on the DP teams, not the Platinum ones. Levels too.
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@enigma0451 Ruby in the afterlife
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@MrYGuy2 I guess it's time to whip this one out again
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@Win98Tech If that's not a murder scene...
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@TheStrxggler @undeadscribe To be fair, he also had a song with the lyric "you look so good, I suck on your daddy's dick"
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@MrYGuy2 Someone needs to edit homophobic Ruby with Luz and Amity
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"Mirua's genius is his ability to make you feel conflicting primal emotions through his art alone." "Indeed, I do find this both disturbing yet goonable." "What? Goonable? You're not supposed to find this sexy you fre-" "Oh God I <🏳️‍⚧️3 broken tomboys. Miura I kneel."
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Revenge of the Flying Dutchman was your typical sub-par cartoon licensed shovelware game but it was all worth it for this moment.
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@RAZ0RFIST Always remind people that that one memes speech from MGS2 that fanboys always post to claim that Kojima was a genius who predicted the future was actually penned by Agnes Kaku.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@PTSDGuts2 The Rosa Parks of our time.
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@twinkophrenia Reddit atheists became so universally regarded as cringe that it made people forget how cringe Twitter Christians also are.
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Anyone who uses "peep-a-doodles" unironicaly I'm just going to assume is a pedophile.
@roun_sa_ville
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What the fuck is up my change makers
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It's funny when people place so much focus on world building or in-world rules & consistency or whatever when some of the most popular & beloved works are from authors with which either you can tell or they openly admitted to winging it.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@OliverJia1014 The show definitely dropped in quality after Steven Hillenburg (R.I.P) left but season 1-3 & movie SpongeBob will always be kino to me. Still if this is enough to unnerve op, I'd hate to see how he reacts to something like Courage the Cowardly Dog or Invader Zim.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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@tanisthelesbiab Same designer
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@parkerlucks It very on brand for Ditko. Modern comic writers especially have open contempt for him particularly for his politics which he was not shy in expressing either.
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@ShitpostOnEarth To be fair, JRPGs aren't really RPGs anyway :^)
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@Win98Tech Nigga wrote a whole ass confession piece
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@TheStrxggler @LivingScribe Also Totally Spies has the excuse of being a French production and the French are just as if not more consistently horny than the Japanese.
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@53gaDr3amca5t It's already pretty much been universally agreed upon that aesthetics are more important than graphical fidelity so of course the "worse graphics" people never say the quiet part out loud because it would reveal that they're not actually saying anything profound or unique.
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@TheStrxggler @IncarnatedFiend Neither of what you listed is inherently a bad thing any more than ecchi/fanservice wish fulfillment shows are. They all have the same objective, to entertain. Oversaturation is what makes this stuff bad/boring and that stopped being a problem with edgekino long ago.
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@RoudanskAlamir
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Guilty Gear Strive was basically a cynical attempt at grabbing casual nu fans and the warning signs were literally there from the very beginning with everyone calling out the game balance being blatantly off compared to Xrd.
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@FourEcchiTasty And, of course, Jon then went on to make a cameo in the much better realized A Hat in Time.
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@MrYGuy2 It's always funny when I see people say Amphibia's ending is bad when, if anything and credit where it's due, it's probably one of the few things it stuck the landing on for the most part in that it stuck to its core theme.
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@drawgongue @53gaDr3amca5t All it took for China was waving tits in front of these so called "based" culture warrior gooners for them to just completely forget about shit like Tencent.
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