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8 months

⛔️ We're full ⛔️

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I'm curious, @narindertweets why are you making such a biggie about a photo of your snatch, when you clearly don't mind displaying your bare arse?

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1 year

Some people might say- the amount of plastic, #CarolVorderman gives a whole new meaning to a "Bag for Life"

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7 months

This is the LAST packet of cancer sticks ever! If I "fall off the wagon" I would like you to be very harsh with me. #NewYearResolution

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2 months

As a Tory voter since 18 years of age, I'm debating whether to vote at all or #VoteReform I figure if I don't vote, I can't complain at a later date. The Conservatives are fckd anyway and the next best thing has to be Reform. Or is it... I just don't know 🤔

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3 months

Everytime I see Meghan, I'm reminded of "Bingo" from "The Banana Splits". FYI "Fleegle" was my fave 🥰

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1 year

@cold957 Up Cadbury Alley?

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16 days

Just Unfollowed 6 #ReformUK accounts because they havent the courtesy to Follow back.. fuckem. I'll be weeding out more tonight...🤔😊

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8 months

Left-think #HamasTerrorists

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7 months

Ever wonder what happens to old clothes you send to Oxfam? 🤔🙂

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5 months

Mum's just asked how old I am (61 next Saturday) and how old she is (pushing 100) Told me she thought she was about 60 and didnt realise she has "two bloody old women as daughters". Thanks Mum 😂 #Alzheimers #Dementia

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3 months

@TheOnlyGuru "She's still got loads of grip in the back area, haven't you darling?" "Yes but I push my anal prolapse back in every time"

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1 year

@GaryLineker Your overpaid job is to talk about Football, that's all. How many "asylum seekers" are you housing? You are a disgrace and should be sacked forthwith.

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8 months

I've been TOLD (predictably)🙄 I'm getting some "frillies" from Santa. Now I prefer heavy duty, slightly 1950s lingerie to wispy bits. Just interested in peoples preference both male/female. I would go for the one on the right.

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6 months

Paddy McGuinness on #BBCQT 🥱🥱 Let's hope that's the death knell. Top Gear, Question of Sport.. what else has this talentless Z-lister ruined?

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3 months

Dear Elon @elonmusk @XEng @Support . Here are some photos of the Ford Transit Van. A vehicle well loved by hard-working people Worldwide, we in UK have a nickname for it. Can you guess what that is? I could write it, but it would be deemed ToS "Hateful Conduct". CONTEXT is all.

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11 months

@NoContextBrits Narrative.

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29 days

Mum's 96th Birthday 🥳 😂

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3 months

Cut the grass again 🥵🥵🥵 I'm sweating like a serial killer being questioned by the Police, whilst I'm still wearing my last victims skin 🥵

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29 days

"Tis but a scratch" they said 🙄 Its very deep, close to the bone. Seen the Plastic Surgeon, no stitches, glue or Steri-strips. He strapped it up, started bleeding, did it again, Codeine, Antibiotics. Got to go back in a few days to see how its healing. May put stitches in.

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6 months

Went to the chippy for tea, a BIG girl was serving, she took ages then said "sorry about the wait". I don't think she was happy when I told her "don't worry, it'll probably drop off"...and then the fight started.

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1 month

Oh dear. The missing lad in Tenerife is a little thug. Jay Slater 18 month community order with 25 days rehabilitation activities & 150 hours unpaid work. Him & others attacked a lad in 2021 leaving his skull exposed. Karma?

Eight thugs who split boy's head open with machete dodge jail

The teens were slapped with community service after attacking Tom Hilton, who was 17 at the time, with a machete, an axe and a golf club.

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@JaneRemain Role model? You have got to be having a laugh- Nightclubbing at 13. Preggers schoolgirl at 16. Left school with no qualifications. Questions about her relationship with a married MP. Yep...a real role model.

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3 months

@Aand0E How are you getting period cramps? ie Contractions of your Uterus. You don't have one 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤯

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7 months

A VERY, very rare selfie... At least I haven't got a face that looks like something that's come out of a slow cooker. (𝘜𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 #𝘕𝘏𝘚 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘺𝘳𝘦𝘴 🤔 IYKYK)

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3 months

Thought I'd update this 🙄🤪

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29 days

Thanks to all who sent Birthday wishes to Mum, she's had a lovely day. I'm debating whether to go to hospital for stitches after a partial, poss full thickness cut to my thumb off a pint glass 🙄 Managed to stop the bleeding but when it opens up there's what looks like bone.

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3 months

@metpoliceuk Rubbish #TwoTierPolicing youre all a disgrace to the uniform, London and the UK as a whole. You work FOR US, you're paid BY US, remember.

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For those who've asked how my 👍 doing. I'm continuing to change my dressing & now using Steri-strips to help close it up. It's stopped weeping but still aches. I'd like to say a special thanks to BMW & Mercedes for providing bandages, tape etc. Couldnt do it without you.

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7 months

Gagging for a tab 😬😬 going on a 2 mile run instead! 👍

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3 months

You try to help some people and what do they do 🙄 So ungrateful!

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3 months

@Vampfree1110228 15yrs ago my ex hub was waiting at his GP when an old lady came in a bad way, it was obvious she was in pain. The receptionist told her to "ring up to make an appointment" My ex went mad 😂 stood up shouted "get the lady in NOW, we'll all wait" everyone applauded. Lady was seen

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1 year

@JacquiDeevoy1 Are you asking people if you are totally mad?

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2 months

How about a retraction @MailOnline ? This headline turned out to be bollocks didn't it. Which clown sanctioned this? No wonder your readership numbers are bad April ABC Average circulation 699,240 🤣 How many watched the March Broadcast on X and elsewhere today?

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1 year

When you donate your old clothes to Oxfam 😁

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7 months

Todays 🚭 Progress Report: * No cigs * No vape * 4 Chorley Cakes 🙄 * 2 mile run * 2 mile row #NoSmoking

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3 months

😂😂😂🤣

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@SandyofSuffolk Got to be Lammy with Abbott coming up the rails.

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7 months

I'd love to wish everyone a Happy New Year 🥳 individually but that's obvs not possible😘 2024 may your hair & teeth, your facelift, abs & shares not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count & mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year! 🥰🥰😘

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Good afternoon 🤣 Thumbs looking loads better, still got to keep the dressing on though👍 BTW I wasn't really told that I'm condescending (that means talking down to people) 🤦‍♀️🤭😂🤦‍♀️

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Just been for a walk down the garden, first time since the lawnmower tried to drag me into the stream. The grass is fcked, full of moss, it's never been so bad. The Japanese like moss lawns, so that's my excuse. Is a mossy lawn that bad really?

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17 days

Morning all 😊 No jokes from me this morning, I'll leave that to JW 😘 Yesterday I was told that I'm condescending (that means I talk down to people) Have a lovely day x

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Behold the rarest of sights, a selfie from me, who thought the front camera was just a myth😂 After resisting the siren call of selfie culture with the strength of a thousand privacy settings, the selfie is taken & the internet can whisper in hushed tones, "She's one of us" 😲

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7 months

I've just been told by the love of my life, that if I ever shagged another bloke- "I'd fill yer fanny with mastic & then batter the fcking cunt whoever he is" Got to love a Scotsman they have a way with words 🥰

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15 days

What's this poking out of Starmer’s trousers 🤔

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2 months

@janekin24 I shall, I've already decided on Reform 🙂

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2 months

@aquitainexox We need something like the French CRS!! Because- a) They look cool. b) They dont take any shit.

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8 months

@Dahshur11 @NchNancy I've done that before, dumped a full trolley 🤣 Another thing that pisses me off, is when they 'speed scan' your shopping and tell you the price faster than you can stick it in your bag or trolley . I make them wait until Ive packed.

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@carolvorders @AvaSantina @PoliticsJOE_UK @MVTFWD So who knocked you back Carol? Someone must have, to turn from brown-nosing the Tories into such a vitriolic harridan.

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@AS332L I once asked my surgery if I could see a Doctor who had some consonants in their name. Didnt go down well 🤣

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4 months

"Gesture Eggs" the eggs formally known as "Easter Eggs"... Here's a gesture @CadburyUK #BoycottCadbury

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3 months

My shitty neighbours who own the cottage next door are there. They dont live in it, they live 0.6mile away. I can hear them 🤬 Her whiny voice like Mavis off Corrie & him a Scot from Coatbridge, which I believe at one time was the paedo capital of Scotland. They are Grad A Cunts.

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🤣 Some women like to get their nails done, lips, eyebrows, buy lippy, make up and all that shit. This woman likes to spend money on USEFUL things, that will last. Behold my new toy 😍 14" of petrol 💥Powah💥 enough for me. Can't wait 🤣 #Stihl

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Mum goes to daycare one day a week, I ask her what she does? "Oh we just hang out" 🤣 They have a wish tree...I spotted Mum's a mile off 🙄

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6 months

To those who've asked. I'm at Preston hospital, triaged and waiting for Troponin result. I feel ok now, dull ache & v. tired.

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1 year

@BenRamanauskas Calling someone "Gammon" is racist. Even @JolyonMaugham thinks so. Twitter Tip: NO NEED TO SHOUT

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9 months

Just a quickie. I said "Yes" 🥰 And yes, I can have this ring, if I want🤯 😲😲

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3 months

I always get confused in the "Oil Section" at Booths, there's almost too much choice. Lard! that's what we want, the taste of childhood.

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3 months

Being too kind is like free WiFi, everyone connects with you, not because they like you, but because you’re the only one not needing a password. Keep your kindness on a data plan-limited access, or you’ll find your generosity’s bandwidth stretched thinner than budget bog roll.

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🙊🙊🙊🙊😂😂😂 this made me titter.

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2 months

I'm off to bed peeps because I feel poorly. Throats on fire, head pounding and phlegmy chest. Blokes poorly too, so he can stay away! Going to lock down my account early tonight. 🤒😴

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3 months

Sod it. I've been to Booths to do some shopping. It's so civilized, makes a change from Aldi. No crowds of people bliss. Having a Balti, that will no doubt go through me as its the first thing Ive eaten all day. Shit happens.

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Been for a test drive, lovely to drive. 1 Lady owner, child seat dints on one side in the back leather seats...not a problem. Decided to have it and they're going to respray the alloys black 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #BMW 320i

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8 months

@theJeremyVine @richardknight77 @pittazz84 ScienceAlert has a team of 15 experienced science journalists and editors.

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5 months

Brianna Ghey's mum is campaigning to train more teachers in mindfulness. Mindfulness? Train teachers in literacy & numeracy...that would be a fcking good start!!!

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8 months

#RIP Terry Venables

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3 months

Morning folks😂 As predicted "Randy Leo" or whatever his name is, has made an appearance in my DMs 😲

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@Rose_of_Lancs

2 years

@benonwine Blokey not wokey. Which is ok by me.

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2 months

This "Likes" thing seems to be confusing people. It's really simple. You can't go on someone elses post and see who Likes it now. That's it. Though why anyone wants to see who Likes someone elses post, I dont know. Its a bit stalkerish.

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1 month

The publics opinion of the Police is low @SurreyPolice the unnecessary ramming of a calf in Staines is shocking. For future ref. block the road front & behind. Let the animal calm down. Try rattling a bucket & some hay next time 🙄 ps. can you ram protesters who block roads?

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When someone off Twitter, finds you on Facebook, then DMs in Messenger...that's a bit creepy isn't it?